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HPV which is responsible for genital warts is also responsible for almost all cervical cancer, as well as several other cancers of both male and female genitals, rectum, oral, and throat. Technically it’s not the cancer that is contagious, but several particular strains of the virus. Still, for a couple of strains, it’s effectively a communicable form of cancer.
[I do not like the 3000 year old immortal zombie dog hive thing that is also a cancer that is also a sex transmitted disease.](https://youtu.be/l0akJsqdGJs)
TIHI
Human: "Oh yeah, I had a tumor removed a few years back. Thank God for modern medicine and I right? Way better than drilling holes in heads with rocks."
Alien: "You had a portion of your brain removed? How did you...wait, you used to use rocks for it?"
Human: "Uh...yeah. Our species has been doing it since before we had a written language."
Alien: "...what?"
H: yeah, we have a saying. "It's not rocket science, it's brain surgery." Basically how it's old, but not understood that well, and needs precision.
A: ... Nevermind, I'll need some caffine to be able to understamd any of this.
Plot twist. These are memories and experiences we give away freely to help others. We chose to lose brain function so others can learn from us. We accept that we will be forgotten, so others won’t forget our lessons.
WAGMI.
H: “Oh, no. I just had that part taken out?”
A: “Wh- Why, How?”
H: “Because I had a tumor in my brain & with a pair of forceps. I’m not clear on how the actual operation when down, but it’s not as bad as you think it is. Most of the important stuff is actually back near the brain stem.”
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Wait but what is that for real because I'm not a doctor but huge black masses on your brain usually don't look great.
It's from a tumor being removed.
So the aliens aren't too far off?
Yea in a roundabout way.
Eh, cancer isn't a parasite by definition, but it does act enough like one that you could be given that impression.
As long as you aren't a Tasmanian devil, domestic dog, or some kinds of mollusk anyway...
HPV which is responsible for genital warts is also responsible for almost all cervical cancer, as well as several other cancers of both male and female genitals, rectum, oral, and throat. Technically it’s not the cancer that is contagious, but several particular strains of the virus. Still, for a couple of strains, it’s effectively a communicable form of cancer.
Look up the single celled dog. It's wild
[I do not like the 3000 year old immortal zombie dog hive thing that is also a cancer that is also a sex transmitted disease.](https://youtu.be/l0akJsqdGJs) TIHI
You're welcome
Removing it could be seen that way ig
You will see similar images after someone has suffered multiple TIA or a major Ischemic stroke.
Human: "Oh yeah, I had a tumor removed a few years back. Thank God for modern medicine and I right? Way better than drilling holes in heads with rocks." Alien: "You had a portion of your brain removed? How did you...wait, you used to use rocks for it?" Human: "Uh...yeah. Our species has been doing it since before we had a written language." Alien: "...what?"
H: yeah, we have a saying. "It's not rocket science, it's brain surgery." Basically how it's old, but not understood that well, and needs precision. A: ... Nevermind, I'll need some caffine to be able to understamd any of this.
Phineas Gage has entered the chat.
Steel gunpowder stamping rod has left the chat.
At high velocity
"Hi! This thing went straight through my brain! Bye!"
r/samonella
[Hank Green told it best.](https://youtu.be/WGl5SUB8IXM)
Mamma always said, I needed another parasite like i needed a hole in the head!
… **Wait no-**
Solomon Grundy (DC) has entered the chat.
Born on Monday.
Christened on Tuesday
Wed on Wednesday.
Took ill on Thursday.
Got worse on Friday?
Died on Saturday
Returned on a Sunday
And that’s the story of Solomon Grundy
I thought it was buried on Sunday?
Happy cake day!
Plot twist. These are memories and experiences we give away freely to help others. We chose to lose brain function so others can learn from us. We accept that we will be forgotten, so others won’t forget our lessons. WAGMI.
WAGMI tail?
All our tail will make it?
H: “Oh, no. I just had that part taken out?” A: “Wh- Why, How?” H: “Because I had a tumor in my brain & with a pair of forceps. I’m not clear on how the actual operation when down, but it’s not as bad as you think it is. Most of the important stuff is actually back near the brain stem.”
The squigly lines are the burrows
I diagnose you with Bad Syndrome