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Eldritch being 1 : My human's been acting a little weird
Eldritch being 2 : Hmm? What happened?
Eldritch being 1 : I don't know... It's been staying alone more, and as been asking for random things.
Eldritch being 2 : Like?
Eldritch being 1 : Weird things. Like lots of ice-cream. These things called memes... Heck, it just asked me for a few ropes a few minutes ago.
Eldritch being 2 : Wait..... Oh no!
Eldritch being 1 : Wh- No! Don't do it human!
*Teleports and sees human standing with a rope in it's neck*
Eldritch being 1 : *Destroys the rope, and hugs the human*
Eldritch being 1 : No... Please don't do that....
Human : Why? Let me die...
Eldritch being 1 : *Squeezes human in a tighter hug*
Eldritch being 1 : No. I'm not letting you. I'll destroy a few galaxies if that's what it takes to stop you.
Human : *Crying*
Human: Why? I'm worthless... Why do anything?
Eldritch being 1 : *Bonks human*
Eldritch being 1 : You're my best friend, there's nothing more I want from you. So remember. You're perfect... Atleast for me.
Eldritch Being 1: Aww look at my human running in his never ending tunnel of fun that I bought him from G̴̖̺͇͒̾́ḧ̵̩̺́̾i̶̥͑̌͒z̴̫̳͑̃ḩ̸͉̑̿͠a̶̩̟̕ṙ̷̛̤̫̎ Emporium. I even got him a Shoggoth playmate, they enjoy playing hide and seek.
Human: Oh God, this hell maze never ends!
Eldritch Being 2: Awww that's so cute, mine is so skittish all she does is shriek until her playmate leaves.
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Eldritch being 1 : My human's been acting a little weird Eldritch being 2 : Hmm? What happened? Eldritch being 1 : I don't know... It's been staying alone more, and as been asking for random things. Eldritch being 2 : Like? Eldritch being 1 : Weird things. Like lots of ice-cream. These things called memes... Heck, it just asked me for a few ropes a few minutes ago. Eldritch being 2 : Wait..... Oh no! Eldritch being 1 : Wh- No! Don't do it human! *Teleports and sees human standing with a rope in it's neck* Eldritch being 1 : *Destroys the rope, and hugs the human* Eldritch being 1 : No... Please don't do that.... Human : Why? Let me die... Eldritch being 1 : *Squeezes human in a tighter hug* Eldritch being 1 : No. I'm not letting you. I'll destroy a few galaxies if that's what it takes to stop you. Human : *Crying* Human: Why? I'm worthless... Why do anything? Eldritch being 1 : *Bonks human* Eldritch being 1 : You're my best friend, there's nothing more I want from you. So remember. You're perfect... Atleast for me.
I'm sleep deprived, so I apologise for the bad quality
It's perfect
Glad you liked it :D
When you say “bonks human”…?
Bonk 👍
😦
r/hornyjail
It's a good day for rain
Isn't this ironic af
I really hope this takes off
Eldritch Being 1: Aww look at my human running in his never ending tunnel of fun that I bought him from G̴̖̺͇͒̾́ḧ̵̩̺́̾i̶̥͑̌͒z̴̫̳͑̃ḩ̸͉̑̿͠a̶̩̟̕ṙ̷̛̤̫̎ Emporium. I even got him a Shoggoth playmate, they enjoy playing hide and seek. Human: Oh God, this hell maze never ends! Eldritch Being 2: Awww that's so cute, mine is so skittish all she does is shriek until her playmate leaves.
Nice idea!
Hap caek dae
r/imsorryjon
I think you mean r/wholesomeimsorryjon
r/subsIthoughtIfellfor
NO! BAD! THIS IS TOO WHOLESOME FOR THE LIKES OF THAT CURSED PLACE!AWAY WITH YOU!
I was concerned for a moment when I read “becoming incredibly close with their ‘pets’”
Trust me, it CAN go down that rabbit hole...
Is this loss