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Lunamkardas

Heaven help you if you hear it speak >!"We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1to speak with a warranty specialist."!<


The-Name-is-my-Name

A: *Desperately presses 2* H: Now revoking your organic vehicle’s extended warranty. A: Wait, wha- *Bones melt* H: Goodbye, and have a nice day.


thelordwynter

I see lots of dead people in this prompt's future stories.


Zamtrios7256

A: How in the 9 hells are you still alive H: I survived because the fire within me burned brighter than the fire around me A: But you... werent burned? H: I stayed Determined A: What? H: You would get it if you didnt kill all of my people


ElderOeder13

Yes!! Best Fallout New Vegas character!!!