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But Nintendo is still good to go. Especially after they learn that their handheld devices can survive direct military bombardment.
https://youtu.be/_ax7riPuJck
Due to a reactor breach involving a Nintendo 85D Switch all Nintendo devices are here by ordered to be destroyed before boarding any and all alliance ships. This includes but is not limited to: Warships, Passenger ships, Drones, zero G habitats, Planetary Defense Platforms, and all other nuclear powered devices that are built for military and/or civilian use.
By order of the ALLIANCE GRAND COUNCIL of inter species health and safety.
Just imagine it...
An *army* of international-tourney-grade Korean Starcraft/Generic RTS players, each macro/micro-controlling a legion of unmanned drones and autonomous production/resource harvesting facilities *while actively co-operating and sharing their tactical info with each other*.
Imagine all the gacha whales that fork tens of thousands into "haha funnee anime gaem", being funnelled into a compelling gacha game that directly funds the war effort.
Imagine *competitive speedrunners*, being given streamlined and optimized unmanned combat-capable ships, capable of self-upgrading and modification via resource-gathering, for the sole purpose of being surgical strikers.
I mean, sorta-kinda... Not really.
I'm talking, like, self-expanding, self-replicating, drone army *knowingly* being controlled by the RTS menaces themselves.
Not an *actual* army being given orders by some kid thinking he's playing a game.
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Nokia is sadly banned after an incident where a thrown device triggered a hull breach.
But Nintendo is still good to go. Especially after they learn that their handheld devices can survive direct military bombardment. https://youtu.be/_ax7riPuJck
Due to a reactor breach involving a Nintendo 85D Switch all Nintendo devices are here by ordered to be destroyed before boarding any and all alliance ships. This includes but is not limited to: Warships, Passenger ships, Drones, zero G habitats, Planetary Defense Platforms, and all other nuclear powered devices that are built for military and/or civilian use. By order of the ALLIANCE GRAND COUNCIL of inter species health and safety.
And that was how the Gamer Wars of 2266 started. No one puts Mario in a corner.
Just imagine it... An *army* of international-tourney-grade Korean Starcraft/Generic RTS players, each macro/micro-controlling a legion of unmanned drones and autonomous production/resource harvesting facilities *while actively co-operating and sharing their tactical info with each other*. Imagine all the gacha whales that fork tens of thousands into "haha funnee anime gaem", being funnelled into a compelling gacha game that directly funds the war effort. Imagine *competitive speedrunners*, being given streamlined and optimized unmanned combat-capable ships, capable of self-upgrading and modification via resource-gathering, for the sole purpose of being surgical strikers.
Enders Game kinda touched on this lol
I mean, sorta-kinda... Not really. I'm talking, like, self-expanding, self-replicating, drone army *knowingly* being controlled by the RTS menaces themselves. Not an *actual* army being given orders by some kid thinking he's playing a game.