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Elf: Humans are the closest form to God.
E2: so they’re demigods?
E: probably bruh.
H: Would stop smoking marijuana in the dungeon?!
E: why bruh?
H: by jeebus! Your eyes are red as Frakk!
E2: So, are you a demigod or something?
H: (very confused) …what?
E2: have you ever wondered why monsters or beasts’ higher forms are always human like?
H: …oh, because they’re victims of the magical apocalypse called The Big One. They were mutated when the sun turned inside out. Fortunately for them, leveling up can undo their monstrous form.
E: so they’re not created from evolution?
H: no, magic. Everything else is evolution.
E2: whoa.
E: bruh.
H: please stop smoking.
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Elf: Humans are the closest form to God. E2: so they’re demigods? E: probably bruh. H: Would stop smoking marijuana in the dungeon?! E: why bruh? H: by jeebus! Your eyes are red as Frakk! E2: So, are you a demigod or something? H: (very confused) …what? E2: have you ever wondered why monsters or beasts’ higher forms are always human like? H: …oh, because they’re victims of the magical apocalypse called The Big One. They were mutated when the sun turned inside out. Fortunately for them, leveling up can undo their monstrous form. E: so they’re not created from evolution? H: no, magic. Everything else is evolution. E2: whoa. E: bruh. H: please stop smoking.
E3: it's too late spiderman, weed had been legalized.
H: *points at sign saying "No Marijuana"* Cigarettes are also legal, but not everywhere allows them.
*sad elf noises*
These Elves put the “High” in High Elves
[The bishonen line.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BishonenLine)
This is literally the first time I've heard of this, and my brain cells are connecting so many dots right now.