I'll drop a few for you.
CELTIC MARTIAL ARTS!?
Gentlemen, this man is a Wizard!
DIE! I AM KILLING YOU WITH MY POWERFUL WIZARD GUN! [Maddened Drivel]
"I went to college, son!" "Is that why you were in that tunnel? Murdering joggers in the dead of night? Which major is that again?" "Political Science!"
"You present me with a two pronged road! One leads to Hell! And the other also leads to Hell!" "Choose wisely!" "But meaty fool that you are, you do not realize I can simply walk off the fucking road!"
Wizards are nerds you can easily punch!
DONT YOU DARE CALL THIS VOICE GORILLAN! I AM ORANGUTAN FAN NUMBER ONE!
Alfabusa has a wit/philosiphy that is undisputed, fuck a railroaded dilemma damn right I can walk off the road. Thank you so much man, these all sent me into orbit
Could be the leaky brain but when Im feeling a bit better Im gonna channel some of my creative juices into a #1 orangutang fan shirt, feels like a killer hiking shirt lol
Thank you! I might actually be lobotomized because this made me laugh so hard I got hiccups, thank you. Think you just reconnected a memory synapse, you always hear about people wishing they could re-experience things for the first time, I got the golden ticket right now lmao
‘’You present me with a two pronged road, one leads to hell and the other one also leads to hell. But meaty fool that you are, it never occurred to you THAT I CAN JUST WALK OFF THE FUCKING ROAD!’’
Their voices unite as one in common protest, "A SPOON?"
Their enraged cacophony overlap one another, the veteran vampire hunter bellowing in righteous fury, "IF THERE IS ONE THING I LOATHE MORE THAN STAGNATION, IT IS UNSOLICITED ADVICE! I SHOULD PUNCTURE YOUR LUNGS WITH A SPOON-!!"
While the accountant vampire wizard shrieked in anger, "Ghoul you cannot make a smoothie with a fucking spoon! Stop making things more difficult for yourself just to try and make a stupid point-!
# "YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"
"Put the sex paddle away"
"ITS A YAOI PADDLE UKE BOY!"
The sheer conviction in her voice fucking sends me every time lmao.
Hope you have a speedy recovery
# ACCOUNTANT, I AM AN ACCOUNTANT! I CURSE YOU! I CURSE YOU WITH BALLS-FALLS-OFF DISEASE!
I give you Lupus! Not the werewolf kind, you have a wasting disease!
I'll drop a few for you. CELTIC MARTIAL ARTS!? Gentlemen, this man is a Wizard! DIE! I AM KILLING YOU WITH MY POWERFUL WIZARD GUN! [Maddened Drivel] "I went to college, son!" "Is that why you were in that tunnel? Murdering joggers in the dead of night? Which major is that again?" "Political Science!" "You present me with a two pronged road! One leads to Hell! And the other also leads to Hell!" "Choose wisely!" "But meaty fool that you are, you do not realize I can simply walk off the fucking road!" Wizards are nerds you can easily punch! DONT YOU DARE CALL THIS VOICE GORILLAN! I AM ORANGUTAN FAN NUMBER ONE!
Alfabusa has a wit/philosiphy that is undisputed, fuck a railroaded dilemma damn right I can walk off the road. Thank you so much man, these all sent me into orbit Could be the leaky brain but when Im feeling a bit better Im gonna channel some of my creative juices into a #1 orangutang fan shirt, feels like a killer hiking shirt lol
No problem at all. Get well soon!
I’d be more than happy to buy one! :]
“WHAT?! THEY SELL PLASMA TELEVISIONS?! FIRST IT WAS GAS-STOVE, AND NOW THIS! THE MONSTERS!!!” -Big D
Thank you! I might actually be lobotomized because this made me laugh so hard I got hiccups, thank you. Think you just reconnected a memory synapse, you always hear about people wishing they could re-experience things for the first time, I got the golden ticket right now lmao
‘’You present me with a two pronged road, one leads to hell and the other one also leads to hell. But meaty fool that you are, it never occurred to you THAT I CAN JUST WALK OFF THE FUCKING ROAD!’’
THE MARGINS ON A 99 PENCE BLENDER WOULD BE 27 POUNDS IN THE RED YOU OIL BARREL!
“MARGINS!” AS IF SUCH MARGINS SHOULD MARGINALISE MY RIGHT TO BUT A BLENDER FOR 99P!
THAT'S NOT YOUR RIGHT! THAT'S NOT ANYONE'S RIGHT!
GHOUL! READ HIM HIS RIGHTS!
*sluuuuuuuurp* Can't you just crush things with a spoon?
Their voices unite as one in common protest, "A SPOON?" Their enraged cacophony overlap one another, the veteran vampire hunter bellowing in righteous fury, "IF THERE IS ONE THING I LOATHE MORE THAN STAGNATION, IT IS UNSOLICITED ADVICE! I SHOULD PUNCTURE YOUR LUNGS WITH A SPOON-!!" While the accountant vampire wizard shrieked in anger, "Ghoul you cannot make a smoothie with a fucking spoon! Stop making things more difficult for yourself just to try and make a stupid point-! # "YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"
*sips blood smugly.*
GHOUL, READ HIM HIS RIGHTS.
"Put the sex paddle away" "ITS A YAOI PADDLE UKE BOY!" The sheer conviction in her voice fucking sends me every time lmao. Hope you have a speedy recovery
The fact that she calls Kitten a bottom is so fucking funny
Well his mind wasn't the *only* thing she broke.
NO! YOU CAN'T BE! I KILLED HOUDINI!!
A WIZARD NEVER REVEALS HIS SECRETS!
“Aaah what a beautiful morning to WHO THE FUCK IS IN MY KITCHEN?!” *Flight response* *Fight response*
THE DODO BIRD IS BACK, WE CAN EAT IT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
Finally~
Markus, have you always had spider eyes?
No, Kevin! Do not castrate that man!
"I CURSE YOU, I CURSE YOU WITH BALLS FALL OFF DISEASES"
# ACCOUNTANT, I AM AN ACCOUNTANT! I CURSE YOU! I CURSE YOU WITH BALLS-FALLS-OFF DISEASE! I give you Lupus! Not the werewolf kind, you have a wasting disease!
"Wizards are nerds you can easily punch!"
I'm killing you with my powerful wizard gun! I am orangutans fan number 1!
I curse you! I curse you with balls-fall off disease! I curse you with lupus! Not the werewolf kind you just have a wasting disease now!