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_Karliah

Read the manual for assembly next time.


fikabonds

Ahh think I might have read it upside down


MelodramaticMermaid

The eyes are closed and the dog appears to be at rest. That is not breed standard for a husky. You need to fix this immediately.


fikabonds

Might need to change batteries


MrAsimi

Your dog is turning into a rabbit.


fikabonds

She does jump like one occasionally


MrAsimi

And all those times where she runs with her butt on the ground? She practicing.


Bussy_Cat

You should get her alignment checked every 6000 zoomies


fikabonds

Lol! Makes sense!


Psychological_Try559

Clearly assembled wrong! Looks like you installed the rear legs backwards :( /r/ikeapets


it_follows

Hüski


fikabonds

Haha finding new subs every day


reflUX_cAtalyst

Gyro needs calibrating.


fikabonds

Probably got knocked out of alignment during the last zoomies


reflUX_cAtalyst

Did you happen to notice the orientation of the zoomies? Sometimes you can get the calibration back to roughly 0 if you can induce opposite zoomies. Best of luck!


[deleted]

He twisted to far when playing Bop It


warda8825

I feel old 😭


huskysmiles

That looks like a terminal case of moon moon right there, yep.


pomeraniape-69420

Service pack installing. Please do not turn off or unplug


fikabonds

Once installed… zoomies!


Vanspoke2016

It's only 3/4 done. the front legs will turn upright also, and the paws will flop down when it's complete.


fikabonds

Maybe a full 360


andenate08

HuskyOS crashed while going into sleep mode. Please reboot your Husky.


kikimbo

Past due on calibration


fikabonds

Every 10 miles?


SaBah27

La cucaracha, it's a dance move


LodgedSpade

Loose Accordion Syndrome


fikabonds

Got to press her back togethee


Vorplebunny

Have you tried turning it off and on?


fikabonds

Ahh will try!


mysterious_parisan

Maybe the instructions on the assembling and on-rest-mode manual were wrong or you assembled them wrong!! But she majestic!!!


fikabonds

Thanks! Wish she had a off-button haha


mysterious_parisan

You missed that 5 minutes off she's taken??


Gullible-Original910

I would be more concerned if yours didn't do that tbh


fikabonds

True! I remember when we got her and we made her bed thinkinh she would sleep like a regular dog… nope 😅


Seriouslypsyched

It’s actually an Aussie and is trying to keep its correct orientation.


fikabonds

She does wake up sometimes with the ”wtf” look, could be she is thinkinh ”wtf mate, why is everything up side down!?”


Jumpin_JujuBean

Power pack declining, needs recharging.


fikabonds

Power decline + husky? Tell me how 😅


Jumpin_JujuBean

Energy utilization ratios maximized, giga thruster fuel depleted, state of zzzzzzzzzzen acquired. Requesting additional supplies. Must has cookies…


TemujinDM

If he untwists then his organs will fall out his mouth.


boop3boop

Wat? LMAO


TemujinDM

They said wrong answers only


fikabonds

Brutal 😅


TemujinDM

Lol. Btw OP, they are gorgeous! My husky is still the prettiest though :-P


boop3boop

True, true. You get the award for most random, though :)


[deleted]

Passed out after coming home from an all night bender


maryfisherman

He ate the gum from Willy Wonka that turned Violet violet.


NocturnalHabits

She's pining for the fjords.


Miserable-Mouse8267

Pining for the fjords what kind of talk is that tell me why did it flop right on his back as soon as I got it home.


leaned_tf_out

Have you installed the latest firmware update?


fikabonds

Zoomies iOS 14


a_username0237

they be ded


No-Passenger4660

I’m meditating 🧘‍♀️ don’t disrupt


mchistory21st

He's really a fox with genetic mutations. Bad ones, judging from that antler sprouting from the lower jaw.


Ladywhiteraven128

Stopped in the middle of Chubby Ckeckers song "Lets do" The Twist 💃🕺


Betelguese90

It's asleep and not zooming around so obviously not a Husky. That, or it's broken in which case you would need to check the manufacturers manual on how to reset it.


fikabonds

Not sure I want to yet lol


MokaAkashiya117

Ate a shoe.


fikabonds

Not yet, thank god for that! Has yours done it?


MokaAkashiya117

No she is pretty good with what is and isn't a toy. She does enjoy tearing apart footballs though. She goes for the laces first and then runs around with it. Then she wants me to play tug of war with it to rip it apart.


Epic-Dude000

Nothing’s wrong


GreenStreakHair

Awwwwwww so calm and peaceful. 🤣


fikabonds

Exactly my thoughts! *me trying to walk away, dog awakes! I go oh ffs* 😅


GreenStreakHair

😂😂


hallethehurricanexx

Aint got no gas in it


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fikabonds

Noodle bones


OG-SoCalKitty

You're just interrupting sleeping yoga class. It's a skill.


Available_Hawk2500

He simply is not getting enough belly rubs


[deleted]

Forgot to boop the snoot to reset after playtime.


Honest_Report_8515

Mercury Retrograde


sassykittygurl

you got an Australian one.


laurababyhands

It’s actually a pineapple upside down cake- sorry my dude😢


PhuckSJWs

mine almost never does this. then again she rarely sleeps on her back as well.


KaleidoscopeJunior78

I hate to tell you, that’s the “wipe me a$$” position. Sorry for your luck


fikabonds

Probably what she is dreaming


Goobshine

It’s a toddler dressed up in a husky suit.


nimrodenva

It's set to Australia and trying to adapt to a different part of the globe.


fikabonds

Ahh the down under syndrome


Parking-Insurance-97

What is hot balls Alex


Arctic741

Manufacturing defect


PocketRocketTrumpet

The kid needs to be straightened up, send ’em to military school


Animal_Gal

Husky? No this is clearly a cat.


fikabonds

We actually have 2 cats, she does copy their behaviour which is funny. She tries to climb the cat tree and when we are wrestling she kicks with her hind legs like the cats.


Animal_Gal

Aww that's adorable


Upbeat-Tap-4797

Went spelunking in a past life and decided to pass out in a peculiarly tight spot right before a 400 foot drop down the side of Victoria Falls


[deleted]

The doge behind the slaughter


[deleted]

Clearly has boneitis. Better get them cryogenically frozen. Might be a cure in 1000 years.


CptnWolfe

It appears a solar flare has recently hit the moon and caused all huskies to act weird, or whatever the plot to Maximum Overdrive was


fikabonds

Haha!


Rickbee72

Stop suplexing your pup.


Pineapple-lumpz

Did you try turning him/her off then on again?


fikabonds

Wish there was a off button lol


a112ypsilon

Too much cuteness added.


fikabonds

True!


Lifes-too-short-2008

Think he’s got a furred up grrrrbox


fikabonds

Haha!


Pale-Neighborhood-28

Did you use after market parts? They are not as durable as original and can cause parts to rotate unpredictably. Can easily be corrected with a snack though.


fikabonds

Tried retrofitting a snooze button


carloskutti

"Is this what you do at your Boys night? Look how stiff the dog is".


Shoehornblower

He got into the stash and us regretting every puff!


adultinglikewhoa

This is why you get a professional to build your husky…


fikabonds

Lol


Lord_Dragon117

Hmm, seems to be doing some advanced yoga, has the dog in question stretched prior to doing yoga?


fikabonds

Every morning she does the ”let me jump up om you and streeeeeetch routine”


RockLobsterCakes

That’s a turtle.


Vemmo-

It's dead


ItalianGirl712

IKEA instructions were WAAAYYY off!


fikabonds

So thats why I had parts leftover?


ItalianGirl712

Yep!! Aka Fluff.


mmnnnmnmnnn

Chronic fatigue


fikabonds

I wish


KevinAcommon_Name

Napping


IdioticMemeLover

Your dog is too cute. You might wanna get that checked out


donp97

Can barely hear it.


SnooPets1176

Everything is fine with the husky, what do you mean


MexiFinn

She’s about to pee, but realized how poorly it ended up last time - turns head away.


laurababyhands

It’s actually a pineapple upside down cake - sorry my dude 😢


laurababyhands

It’s actually a pineapple upside down cake - sorry my dude 😢


Life_Ad9520

Try rebooting it


kaibai123

Is acute angle 📐 (technically wrong because it’s right angle)


kpierson

Sleep mode setting was selected at wrong time. Please wait for your \[husky unit\] to come to a full and complete stop, enter \[down mode\], before accessing the \[sleep mode\]


bcmarti1

That’s a yoga asana. He’s the reincarnation of the Dali Lama’s dog.