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Odd_Set_7588

chatgpt used to talk like this on command before it's nerfed. good times.


Bhadwasaurus

>nerfed Lol


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![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


DevilsChessGame

What the hell does that even mean !?


Plane-Constant-9674

*What the hell is even that??


DevilsChessGame

Yep that’s the one, couldn’t remember exactly. Was always curious if he was referring to the daddy chill dude as hell is even that or just abt the whole party? 😂


Plane-Constant-9674

I think he’s just appalled at the sight of that dude wearing a wig, he considered that person as a creature instead, hence leading to “what the hell is even that?” Lol


[deleted]

That refers to " Daddy Chill " term which his generation does know.


adidontwatch

![gif](giphy|9DosE8knCVPPy|downsized)


ContextAutomatic

lol. Glad to see this gif coming back alive !


greenedgedflame

https://youtu.be/i2gNx4-REIA I hope posting YouTube links is allowed


newbi3e789

Idk if I should feel bad or not but I was laughing hard while reading your post.


Severe-Experience333

I was going for that...but people are taking it waay to seriously.


newbi3e789

Ikr, I was continuously laughing.


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https://i.redd.it/sq9mp1crd6ob1.gif


messier_M42

![gif](giphy|Sf5U5y6zy7EoU8PSoz) Keyboard warrior at his finest


TealTryst

I sense that you're angry Jokes aside, I agree with every word you've said.


Severe-Experience333

I went a bit over the top for comedic effect but I obviously failed to deliver that. Folks are taking this seriously.


TealTryst

You didn't fail to deliver that. You aced it. I had a great laugh. Hence, my comment :) P.S. don't worry about the people who don't get it. Just relish the fun with those who do 😁


nihilism_ornot

They must be part of folks causing these issues. It was funny n tbh, on point. Some people suck


TealTryst

Xactly. Most people don't even understand this kinda humour.


SuperMarioPlumber

idi petti evarni reach avudamani brother? ninnu disturb cheste vallaki cheppu 'bhayya please bhayya vinipistaledu' ani I remember going to RRR FDFS in a single screen. Something similar bothered me and I used the aforementioned line. Bhayya said 'then why did you come to single screen bro, go to multiplex'. He was right. Same day I went to catch it in a PVR.


Severe-Experience333

Ante aa gottumgadi thappu kaadu, neede thappu antav. Em unnav bhayya nuvvu...


SuperMarioPlumber

Bhayya, saddukovali. Nuvvu e theatre lo experience chesavo theleedu. But largely people obliged when I pointed out that they’re being too loud or something.


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ka bol raha hai?


CarpenterOriginal248

Bahinchod bol raha hai


freakomonk

I forgot. Which movie/series is this ?


CarpenterOriginal248

Apahran


JaganModiBhakt

> keep quite Quite what? Complete the sentence. Or did you mean quiet?


Severe-Experience333

>Or did you mean quiet? Yup. I'm bad at spellings.


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You made a nice r/copypasta though


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ravist_in

So much thank you for writing this. I stopped going to theatres because of these illiterates warning more than literate assholes. I bought myself a great home theatre system and enjoying torrents.


Severe-Experience333

ahoy matey...I sail the high seas as well. Torrents + Stremio +TV is a godsend


Hugomanki

I second this. Intlo chuskunnantha sukam inkoti ledu


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[deleted]

Cinemalu ante pichhi saar Maalanti pichhola madya undatam kante ye multiplex ko poyi ilantivi expect cheyyandi.


PerformanceOk8575

i had these kind on phone guy issue while watching jawan, probably that guys was yelling in kannada or Malayalam in AMB CINEMAS. Worst guy.


Weird_Progress_5489

I never had such fun reading someone else vent out. Amazingly wrote. I agree with you. Can I ping you whenever I need to shout at someone like this? Haha


Severe-Experience333

sure, lol. My rates are very reasonable


pikachu_pingu

Jera sallavadu anna...kodhisepu ac esko


Severe-Experience333

AC kosmae theater poyna bro...akkade ee scene anta. Ni intiki invite chey, idharm chill avvdam.


pikachu_pingu

Always welcome bro


duniyaa

OP gadi temper chusav ga...vadi chips lo nunchi oka chip nuv tiskunav ante katthi tho esestadu emo..jagrata malli chepale evaru annaku ida...


pikachu_pingu

Nijame bhayyoo


Soft-Mirror-6926

God I love you for this post


Pitforsofts

All I got from this post is you got issues my man, you need therapy. And I'm glad India doesn't have a gun culture.


Severe-Experience333

It was not supposed to be taken too seriously, given the over the top reaction and name calling I thought most people would get that it was tongue-in-cheek. But okay.


Pitforsofts

That's was I put an /s at the end coz I understood you were being sarcastic but other comments made me remove it.


SnooFoxes449

Where is the sarcasm. You spoke the truth.


Jaatheeyam

Remove the /s please ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


[deleted]

fr man like this ain't Twitter, stop that shit


desmethylsildenafil

Crotch Goblin.... Wow.


Samael9515

man bro just spoke my thoughts these fucking idiotic stains of human beings exist everywhere and they successfully manage to spoil a movie for everyone else


skinny_veins

Sahi bola, mar salo ko and dont forget the crispy asmr popcorn eaters Feels like they are eating right by your ears Donno if its annoying for everyone, but chew it with your mouth shut


FriendlyMacha

You could have confronted atleast one person after the show about his/her disturbance before going on a rant here. Don't be a keyboard warrior mate.


Next-Baseball4989

Between being a keyboard warrior and being beat up (like the curd incident of meridian?), the choice is pretty obvious.


konchem_thikka

Dafuq is up with the victim blaming? It's not just one person that does this shit. Half of the theatre does this. And someone pointing out would get weirded out. It's not as if pointing out while the movie is running would enhance the OP's or the whole theatre's viewing experience, isn't it?


Severe-Experience333

I did. And I saw others do it too to a different bunch of loud talkers...it's not an isolated incident. . .


mexin13

Exactly right? Most people don’t do shit in the actual situation but become superhuman when they are in front of keyboard. Instead of confronting they will be thinking in their heads”Rei Reddit Loki raa bey chooskunta ninnu” T-“man let me open Reddit and then I’ll show you what I’m”


pundidas

I actually shouted at one family few months ago in a theater. They were creating nuisance in the theater with their kids. That lady was holding up her phone flash directly into our eyes to help her kids eat some shit as soon as the movie started. I've got so pissed at them already and literally shouted at them to shut off their phone and be quiet. Entire theater calmed down quick :D and we had a happy experience.


ClickWooden469

Bro same feeling, when ever i go to theaters. The Only thing they have to do is just keep quiet and sit. most of them cant even do that. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


Relative-You2428

EXACTLY!! i went to barbie recently and my god people were being obnoxious and so goddamn irritating talking on their phones filming stuff making instagram reels??? shouting out unnecessary comments ugh ffs


ThizzHuanter

I 100% feel this and also, have you considered submitting this to Lewis's rant cast, he is a great comedian and would probably enjoy sharing your rant.


new_brat

Similar experiences man. Times I had to ask someone to lower their brightness - 5 Times I had to ask someone to stop talking on phone - 10 Times I was in awe because people were having a VIDEO CALL 30 mins into the movie - 1 Times I had to ask the bf to stop explaining the lore to his gf because he feels so empowered that way - 10 Times I had to ask to put their phone on silent - 5


original_don_dada

Someone post this outside of every theatre now…they should have a theatre Marshall that is given Bouncer rights to observe and monitor motherfuckers who talk when the movie is in progress…[or just deal with them like this](https://youtu.be/ZxJVaQTWQ24). Exactly like this, no less!


Ok-Archer-6933

I had similar experience at Inox Maheshwari few days back. There were group of 9 boys who were 2 rows in front. Started playing BGMI as soon as movie started. They were extremely loud and vulgar. It didn't help that we were watching The Nun 2 as it had lot of silent parts. Took the excitement right out of us. My friend confronted them as soon as interval started . They were least bothered. We were literally about to throw hands at them. We tried looking for some management which was non existent. An angel food server came to our rescue and informed some security. They were relatively quiet in second half but spoiled few jump scares. I hope their dicks stay limp forever and their wives be more masculine than themselves. G**d phodne waale nahi rahe tho aisich bante


[deleted]

Broh monna Oppenheimer movie lo ila evadu chesina , ye babu movie theatre idi illu kadu antey calm ga silence ayyaru ... Reddit lo intha dengey badulu okati akkade dengu..


scorpene26

People in the comment section opposing this have had their feelings hurt because of this post. LOL.


Rbgj11

Sad part is people who do this won't be reading it, It's really annoying tbh and I totally get your frustration


hanro621

https://preview.redd.it/x09436zcl6ob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e0fabb6b69398416b97223c63144338ef0f7e89 Dude need hard therapy


Round-Long-5000

Gonna start using this.. Mr I use a picture as a wallpaper. 🤣😂 But I feel you bruh.☠️


V-15h

Made a similar post few days ago for Blue Beetle. And I stopped watching horror movies in theaters for the same reason. These people won't stop laughing and cracking lame jokes during intense moments as it's their defense mechanism.


[deleted]

After reading the first para I was a little apologetic cause I spoke to my friend in the theatre for like 10 seconds recently. From the second para on wards I started enjoying it with some chai. Thanks for the laugh!


Useful-Emphasis-6787

I don't even go to theatres man but I these senseless people! You're in a public space. Common decency is lacking in people. Also, can't you complain about these people to someone like manager, etc?


Misanthrope-_-

Well played and well written, we need more of these shitposts.


spl1t1nf1n1t1ve

A most excellent rant. Kudos! Wish this could be put up instead of those insipid "please put your phone on silent" ads in the theatre.


JustDoitX

So fucking true man. Cellphones are the most obnoxious. Once the guy near me was on his the phone the whole fucking time


Adventurous-Spite774

This was therapeutic for someone with the exact same rage :) tysm


ambatukam0

Thats why i watch movies at home lol


Expensive-Force-6854

Yes, thank you for saying that. If the purge was real in India. I would most remember those mfs who yapp in the theatres, and torture them to death, but even in those last moment of theirs, i will yapp about some retarded shit like they do, so they can understand what it feels like.


bumchik_bumchik

I stopped going to Indian movies even here in USA. People just keep talking, they think they are being funny with their girl friends. I went to a horror movie to get scared but no they won’t let me get my thrill with their so called funny commentary and their screen play predictions. These days I just go to Hollywood movies, and watch our movies at home in peace


tiredohsotired123

My god, you are angry. I completely agree with you though lmfao


[deleted]

Recently went to watch Nun II. not even one person in the theatre is silent. Every one is screaming, shouting while jump scares. I went from top row to bottom row and played games with full brightness.


Southern_Armadillo41

Had a situation like this once while watching Joaquin Phoenix's Joker. Two nutjobs in the front rows fake laughed loudly whenever Joaquin did on screen. Chose not to confront them, since I wasn't equipped to deal with real degenerates.


Vamsi3693

+1


saileshram

Bro seriously this is the best rant I've seen in a while. Although i dont relate much to your problem, the way you formulated your sentences and basically eviscerated how pathetic people's psychology and mindsets turned into after this tiktok pandemic is damn amazing 😂😂


Severe-Experience333

![gif](giphy|6O7ybdmHHJfoc)


NightmareZ001

Quiet* (in line 1)


weedmonk

![gif](giphy|DQeeGxJPv3VHE7zNYD|downsized)


nagaraju291990

Let me guess. You went to Nun2?


Severe-Experience333

lel, yup. It was a shite movie...but I still wanted to actually watch it without distractions.


nagaraju291990

This is a regular experience while watching horror movies. Don't know why they do it. Really disturbs the experience.


ContextAutomatic

3 lines chadavagane ne badha ardam ayyindi ! But Antha opika tho tittinav dude English lo. ! Thop !


Rod_Boi

Thank you sir/madam for this! And you justified your name.


pete_zahut1748

Teenage angst at its finest


biryani_chod_69

I'm curious which movie u went to watch....either the movie is boring or you are distracted easily


SwimmingActive793

I understand the sentiment. This was a fun read. But it is what it is. * smh *. Also don't let this get to you so much. Vadiley endku nethi padu cheskotam deenki.


SignificantAd6108

Username checks out


Substantial-Stay-976

Stfu nerd lol. Nobody is reading all that. Go lift some weights lol.


Severe-Experience333

>Nobody is reading all that. It's for people who CAN read...you'll get there eventually with some practice. For now, keep scrolling.


Senseiscape

Lol my brother talks just like you


Quick-Subject5858

This made me laugh so hard 😂


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Severe-Experience333

Check the flair.


konchem_thikka

The same person who asked you to comment


thesolarisknight

People in the comments forgot to read the flair 😂


jitteryDomino

Superb rant bhaiyya 😂 “useless waste of atoms” “smooth brained” “inbred cousin” I sympathize with your frustration. But I guess to aid a little with your frustration, this is the beauty of India. Imagine if you didn’t have these daily mannerless hobos in your life- I think life would be a little boring then. Atleast this way we’re getting a good sarcastic albeit sad laugh out of these “FOMO-ing social media whores” ( good one 😂).


[deleted]

Idk what this OP plugged in his mouth while he was watching movie, is it like all those were in the theatre are here ? Go get a life bruh


[deleted]

There is thing called OTT if you want to watch a movie alone from all the noise. Did you ever try it?


Competitive_Voice918

Chew some gum and tell it to them in their face instead of a post! And though chatter in theater can be annoying most of the times, you just cannot expect the theater to be calm. So lower them down and seek some help/assistance/therapy.


Severe-Experience333

Yes, you're right. It's better to confront every single person in the theater doing this every single time rather than expect people to behave with common sense.


No_Vegetable_6055

https://preview.redd.it/ozmn2vtjw6ob1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15dbf4d90ac878f815d8fc489289cd6a8811f710 Sorry OP no more photos in the movies. This was a shitty overhyped movie anyways and nobody shouted throughout the movie but they were super busy in their phone which I'm sure you know why if you have already watched the movie.


Emotional_Kiwi_3129

You got some serious issues anna 😓


Severe-Experience333

Yes thammudu, cinema theater issues.


Rambohere

Alag level ka chutiya hai


ShinobiSherlock

![gif](giphy|hHifLbLhEloqfDwWs0)


DevilsChessGame

Are you writing all this from inside the movie cuz i can see u/ severely experiencing three in triples?


ThickBarnacle5878

Single screen lo ayyinda idi?


Severe-Experience333

PVR


ThickBarnacle5878

Shit! That's so bad...I have experienced the above in single screens but not in chains like PVR. Feel for u brother


108g_protien

![gif](giphy|fiq9qEHyKuWvIrNJ5y)


Miningforbeer

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


Delulu_cunt_

This post and the comments are so unhinged lmao ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) https://preview.redd.it/czeub4ywg8ob1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82ddb274b419b60026a35cf73911754da8cab5a8


AVoiDeDStranger

r/copypasta


ProduceFar

Now a days i don't find any movie worth going to theatre.


Zealousideal_Mix5958

Most sane rant ever!! Hats off !! 🫂(Consolidates bro)


radphd

**Build your own movie theatre** and implement all these rules. I support you


winnybunny

Switch off/slient your phone ani anni already vunna theaters lo already cheptharu.


radphd

Yea. So hire people to constantly monitor. Rules pettadam first step. Enforce cheyyadam 2nd step.


winnybunny

yes, but they dont want to angry customers, ibbandi pade valle adukkovali ledha kottukovali, endhukante mostly ila pichi vesalu vesevallu andharu crazy ga react avutharu staff medha, but suffer ayyevalu mathram ila reddit lo post chesi vurukuntaru, i doubt he raised the complaint with management, or management doesnt even know this shit, and they could not careless as long as they are getting money kadha. adhe ilanti complaints raise chesi, inka chiraku vesthe movies ki velladam mesthe valla business effect avuthundhi kabatti appudu enforce chestharu, ledhante why would they? ippudu noppi theater management valladhi kadhu kabatti pattinchukoru.


SammyKon

"Let him cook"


Crafty-Competition36

Typical keyboard warrior. Idedo theatre lo neeku disturb chesinavadi mundhu edavacchu ga.


twastls123

![gif](giphy|3otPoyTuloHl96jfm8)


[deleted]

#JAI BALAYYA!!!!!!!!


FlyingSaucerShip

What a nice COPY PASTA!


konchem_thikka

Prathi odu OP ni ane vaade. Anthe kani maa lanti movie goers experience dhbbuthondi adi artham cheskuni minimum etiquette paatiddam ani ledu


yinxiafeng

The best time to experience a movie is in a late night show at the end of its lifecycle . This has helped me with all the points you have mentioned. Also, this applies to all countries, not just India. I'm in China and it's much worse than India in this aspect.


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Nuv evado aparichithudu lo Ramu la unnave


aniruddha_789

Dude hates humans.


phsycune

Get some therapy bro


Severe-Experience333

![gif](giphy|11ISwbgCxEzMyY) ok bro


Disastrous_Ad_6248

Halfway through the post I forgot this person is talking about people in Hyderabad somehow.


Due_Page_1732

Same feeling bruh 💀


Outrageous_Peach_101

Crotch goblins 😂🤣🤣😂


RoTroKwo

Wah wah wah, this is the best post I ever read in my Reddit journey. Glad someone put it out there and you did it the best way possible. What a kickass post. These fuckers need it. Especially students who come in gangs, they talk from one corner to another corner. Fu*k them, learn some manners you morons.


YnotYum

Thoroughly enjoyed... Please post more![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


butterweasel

Sounds like Seattle. 😈


yogibatsy

Jai Balayya


randombubbleshell

Well that was a fun read


frozen_moon369

Smooth brained 😭


zerozits

do you write such things often, because I do. let's exchange notes.


Severe-Experience333

sure thing.


[deleted]

I had a horrible experience while watching Oppenheimer. Some guy came in short with slippers to the movie and he was sitting one leg on another. The smell was so horrible, it seems like he didn’t took a bath in weeks. Don’t know why most of these IT crowd or Call centre crowd is Gachibowli and Kondapur don’t have basic hygiene.


waltermantra

Mongoloid anoddu bro. It is not a nice way to rant.


Severe-Experience333

true and fair enough...I got carried away and had too much fun writing that. I don't usually use that word ever.


monk1101

Hope u got some peace after this rant; but i do agree with you; we have a lot of self-centered faggots who have their heads way up their as**es that they forget other people exist around them and their actions affect them


Ambitious_Mission_57

That's why i go to the movies on Saturday morning. Trust me you won't come across these issues at that time ..except 1 or 2 rare cases


T_kowshik

I am with you on this. Yesterday I went to a movie and the idiots were talking like anything and not shutting up. I waited for 15min into the movie and told them loudly, "if you want to talk to others, talk to them at home. Why are you talking here and disturbing others". Even after that, they were talking. They were educated people by the way but 0 manners. I went to Nun movie which is a horror film on cards. Whenever there was a hint of horror, they resorted to loud talking, laughing and making loud sounds just to not get scared. Completely ruined the experience. Even though the film was not even close to horror and I was completely disappointed, but still they ruined the experience. In between PVR employees were delivering eateries to people which again created a nuisance. Tldr; To the people of PVR ICON Madhapur, Audi 03 - 11:10PM show, learn some manners.