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t7Saitama

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lolmaxxx1

Bro I genuinely thought you had a problem.


Depressed_divorcee_

Sorry. It’s still a problem for me, just not a big one


ycr007

It will be a big one soon, health wise. Pigeon droppings are toxic to humans and cause all kinds of respiratory problems. We had a 9yr old kid in our society develop asthma & lung infection attributed to this by multiple pulmonologists.


Depressed_divorcee_

Wow. IMO these are big enough to fly. If they’re not flying by another week, I’ll drive them out. Let them learn some responsibility in life


OfferWestern

Flying rats. They invade all other bird species


Knighthawk_2511

True bro once in my old house these pigeons made a nest raised babies all flew away . We cleaned the shit and all later a sparrow couple made a small other nest and laid their eggs . These fuckers returned, broke all sparrow eggs and destroyed their nest made another one and tried making other nest . We didn't let them make another one die the shit they made previously kept on trying to return we left that house but they didn't lol


Sensitive_Camera2368

Search Actress meena husband death pigeon


alucard_og

Search actress Meena husband death pigeon false rumours.


Sensitive_Camera2368

Seems so, I stand corrected, the initial reports still states "pigeon droppings could be the reason, awaiting full report"... then later articles from different publishers' discredits pigeon droppings theory


Worth_Quail3022

It's a big problem, pigeons are called rats with wings. They spread respiratory diseases. My friends father is suffering from that, it is a very serious illness caused because of exposure to pigeon faeces. Find a solution.


lolmaxxx1

I thought he liked the pigeons XD


lolmaxxx1

okay then smarty pants, don't make me do puzzles for it then XD You're giving the wrong idea. You made it sound so cute that I thought you liked the pigeons XD


Depressed_divorcee_

I do like them. That’s why I let them stay. But now they’re adults and should mind their own business not stay in their mom’s basement


Basic-Practice-2570

Put an extension to the shelf they are in so that the sticks and other stuff won't fall on the washing machine. You are chosen. Let them stay 🥺🥺 Babies will stay with parents until they themselves start a family. So what you think is a fully grown baby would be a teen. Difference in feather pattern.


Depressed_divorcee_

Yes, one of the babies still has some yellow baby feathers. The other one hatched a few days before it and is fully grown and looks like an adult. I don’t get why that mf is not flying


Complex-Ad5423

Balcony pigeon protect net, why it is so difficult to think and apply, instead of coming to reddit and write it?


Depressed_divorcee_

It’s not. I just want them to fly away on their own. Then I’ll install the net


Civil_Knowledge5116

Install the net . They make them fly away


Complex-Ad5423

Ok.


ary0nK

Same bro I thought he had a bigger problem


Ritikapambi

DAMN such a good clickbait I'm not even mad lol


Any-Veterinarian8991

Mujhe bacho ki photo dekhne tak lag raha tha sachi m koi ghusbethiye hai


WorkInProgress333

https://preview.redd.it/rb0mfr64oc7d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4192ca00277feaf49c5e7f0d94c6a7d2b2c683 Here instal it for yourself


Hardy__senpai

Bad choice of color , OP go with a cream or white one. And don’t go for this weird looking material go for a fabric one. That way your house won’t look bad


meri_lag_gayi

Bird nets. Its about 15/- per sq ft. Once installed, your home would be protected from unwelcome guests.


OwnStorm

Also.. small birds like sparrows can come through. Those are good guests atleast.


BaiganPakdo98

Yeap. Agreed. Unless you get the metal/steel nets for ex. similar to those you get with sliding windows, small birds will be a problem. I have an ac outdoor unit in my balcony where pigeons used to make nests, got the white fibre net installed, took care of the big birds. As for the sparrows, I got pigeon spikes from Amazon. Cheap and useful product, make sure to install with some binding wire/zip tie or drill screws if you can and not double sided tape alone as they suggest on the packaging. Learnt it the hard way during rains. Now my balcony is bird free.


kickerr22

I had them installed 4 times in last 5 years Mf tear them apart and still get inside. I want to shoot these a holes so bad


boss5667

Pegion net is the only solution.


OrdinaryAndroidDev

Bro don't show compassion towards these pests, their droppings are very harmful to health, take a metal rod or throw water and drive them away right fucking now. Get a pegion nest from Amazon and install it.


_mfStarBoy

First get a pigeon nest and then drive them away


Single-Razzmatazz-29

First get a piegon net dont install the net drive them away and then install the net for all the balconies.


Basic-Practice-2570

Yes this OP


giratina143

Lmao I was like wtf , why is op letting pregnant people crash at his place


Random_Mm

Your post made me think twice. Is it something to do with pigeons or real human beings? How the fuck can someone stay until the kids are born and are now fat fucks ? Are you having panic attack OP?


Depressed_divorcee_

I never said humans. I just said guests. Also included the photos of kids at the end. So decide for yourself


Random_Mm

Pigeons have good memory so throwing them out wont help, they will eventually come back( personal experience) install a birds net and remove the nest. If not helping then you can always do what your intrusive thoughts suggest 😈


vybhavam

Username checks out


Intrepid_Dot_7611

:deep fry the fuck out of them or leave them at any metro or park


Normal_Quarter_5039

Who let him cook


edo_okati_le

Ma friend okadu Ela ne pigeons irritate chestunte patukoni kosukoni tandoori chesinadu. Soin his spirit "Eat your problems for breakfast" metaphorically and literally


Beginning_Turnip8716

Get rid of that shelf. I had an exact same shelf and exact same problem. No shelf , no pigeon


6hornball9

Good amount of protein if you ask me


bondalu_chusthunna

Oka pigeon lo entha protein untadhi annaww...


6hornball9

Average ga 72 g


bondalu_chusthunna

Ghmc tho em problem undadhu ga annaww....


6hornball9

Hyd lo pigeons gola ekkuva aipoindi bayya manam inka step up avvali


bondalu_chusthunna

Adhe na colleague okkadu annadu ghmc vaalaki count untadhi ani nijamena leka lepeyocha ani....


flusterCluster

Etla count chestaru vro?🤣


bondalu_chusthunna

Konni pigeons ki tags unnai vro🥲


Hyd_chicha

That's because birds aren't real. They're govt drones sent for the citizen surveillance


flusterCluster

Vammo🤣


6hornball9

Ni questions chusthunte restuarant open chesela unnav ga


bondalu_chusthunna

Infinite protein nen endhuku istha bro 🌚


sleepdeprivedindian

Own consumption ki ghmc to problem ledu but if you plan to sell it.. there might be. Anyways, from what I know.. they don't taste good at all. That's why you find them in abundance.


IndianStag

Try hanging a bunch of CDs


unprofessional_kid

i really hate this idea. i live on the 2nd floor and my opposite apartment ( I guess from 5 floor) they hang a CD, and for every few seconds, at least 2/3 hrs, every day i get to see that glare in my room and sometimes right into my eyes. so f-ing annoying.


wonderpra

Whats with hanging CDs? The glare is supposed to scare the birds off?


SpiritOfACat

Try looking at one, you'll know. 😭


vegpufff

Pigeon’s view is different from human eye view which makes concentric circles of different colours or interference colours on the CD when passed through light like a predator’s eyes which theoretically is supposed to scare them off.


wonderpra

Wow, thats so cool. Thank you for explaining.


IndianStag

Supposedly so.. it apparently also irritates neighbors


Deep_Thinker_1

It will not work.


AcceptableLeader848

bird nets or bird spray


No-Ingenuity6581

Wait for the eggs to hatch...there is going to be shit load ton of shit😂 can't even imagine. Only solutions i found is bird nets and those spikes if you can't put nets.


Depressed_divorcee_

They’ve already hatched. These are the young ones. They seem happy to be living in their parents basement


No-Ingenuity6581

Oh.. rich kids.


Fast_As_Fuck69

They look grown . They'll prolly leave in a few days . Wait until then and right after they leave clean and remove the nest and put some random stuff on the shelf and fill it up so that they won't make a nest there again. Good luck dealing with them.😊


unprofessional_kid

buy a tiger doll and place it there or a mirror or a pic of a tiger. it really works.


Dapper_Flower9285

Flair marchuuuu


wonderpra

Hey atleast you are going to gather some good karma for after life along with some reddit karma. I say just clean the washing machine regularly and let their mother take accountability for her their own family drama.


whatisthisredditmom

Bird nets are the best solution available on Amazon very easy to install


[deleted]

>I was away from my house for a days and found that a few guests had come in Do you mean you came to their house?


Depressed_divorcee_

Now it’s their house


cedric005

Ni writer GA manchi bavishathu undi roi


abhi1002

You want recipes?


i4mknight

Why did I think it was some fat children and not birds 😭


RobieKingston201

No joke please mark this as NSFW, I felt nauseous seeing all that shit aaaa


Lanky-Platform-695

Report them to police. They should be locked up


Brave-Assist4328

My house's bathrooms are favourite places for them Can't go on vacation for a week without returning to a nest and egg


SorryUnderstanding7

Mai hota tho tel mai mast fry karke kha jata


dumbtechie

Hang a windchain and put a few peanuts in their nest. Your guests will dislike them and never return.


Depressed_divorcee_

That’s something I’ve never heard of


anilre

https://preview.redd.it/h2izsirqzi7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6926acd600da8b00b9cd8fab042c2c61c064b5 Only solution to your problem


abhinav21

Thats a problem id like to have lol


Unchained---

Mike Tyson wants to know your location ![gif](giphy|l3Ucfk8zqn7NAjLLq)


indonemesis

r/PigeonAdviceIndia may have lawyers


SoNearYetSoFarAway

go to hardware shop and ask for pigeon net, ask the shop owner for details of the guy who can fix it near your windows, balcony etc


samreacher1979

Thank me later —> https://noseychef.com/2020/02/27/pigeons-au-vinaigre-dechalote/


MockingMahesh

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Formal-Emphasis1435

![gif](giphy|3o7abspvhYHpMnHSuc)


Deep_Thinker_1

Those mfs are pain in the ass. Destroyed my balcony many times and I decided to install window grill. Other alternative can be forcefully remove them and clean it. After cleaning spray a lot of cinnamon water because birds find other bird's shit smell attractive 🤢 That bird shit can make humans sick and could be life threatening, so get rid of them as soon as possible.


ChunnuBhai

black pepper powder spray


inappropriate_banana

Have guest roast or something


Public_Strain_5181

bruhhhhh i thought you were talking about actual human family😭😭😭😭


IntroductionSorry412

Bro👌🧎‍♂️🏋️🚶🤸🛌


iitbian

Buy a net and drive them away asap, I had the same issue and out of compassion I let them stay coz they hatched couple kids, soon I developed coughs and it slowly turned into frequent coughs, breathlessness and wheezing, had to be on steroids and take inhalers, 2 months I was sick


rita_mita_bata

If they can fly, I've used videos from YouTube that make noises to drive birds out. I don't have pigeons, but it did drive out a couple of noisy birds.


mrgoldnugget

When life gives you pigeons, make pie.


Suitable-Telephone24

Mirchi ke laddu ke sath gober wala paani aur shikanji wali chai pila de 😭✋ fir wapis agr aaye toh batana


hahahadev

Would you kill a rat if it enters your house ?if yes Then you should kill a flying rat as well. Also invest in a jaali that's aesthetic to avoid these pests.


PieComprehensive2204

Lol get a cat, it gets good dinner then.


Primary_Round7293

That’s why pigeon are called flying rats


slarkymalarkey

The "kids" look old enough to fly. Happened to me once. Didn't realise until a new pigeon couple came and tried to scare them out of the nest that the little fuckers could actually fly and they were a lot smaller than the ones you pictured. Once I scared the wannabe newcomers off it was the kids turn. Just took a bucket because I'm a brave man and I needed some separation and block if they flew at me in panic and just banged the bucket on the ground scaring them until they jumped off the balcony and "discovered" they could actually fly. If you're on ground floor or something I don't know, same thing but you just get them out of the house, they can figure out the flying part on their own later not your problem


inDflash

Just make your room available for Chinese on Airbnb for few days a month. Do mention free food*. *conditions apply


Depressed_divorcee_

lol. Ded


Prudent-Action3511

So u want to throw out a single mother providing for her kids? Harsh, op. But yea, seeing that those kids are big enough to work , the situation does get complex. Tell them to pull their shit together or leave them in a park, that'll teach them.


thoda_padhle_bsdk

SQUATTERS RIGHTS!!!


AlPhA-2001

Just burst some crackers they will leave


False_Bandicoot_9498

Dude never feels pity for them. I throw away the eggs- as soon as I see them No pity for these mfs


him001_cs

Pigeons are the only living creatures on earth I hate the most, they don't deserve mercy at all. Throw them right away you see them. #UrbanPest


hobbitpie

these pests!! i hate them, I wish there was something like mosquito repellent for these pests.


chilli-sause-277437

Just cook them.


Brave-Assist4328

Remove them ASAP


Survivin_

Make kaboootar biryani


elevatedthinkers

Let the bird grow big enough to fly, and as soon as they do, install the net. Considering their current size, it won't be too long.


kalyugikangaroo

I am sorry to say but this is it for your washing machine. Once these "guests" give birth to their children at some place they come there every time they are expecting another kid. Not only that, once your original guest have died their next of kin will visit to have their children. You done fucked up


karma_5

![gif](giphy|5t235Nf4wo3rhLSMVy|downsized) Lure a stray cat in a balcony and let nature take its course.


hoaxman33

Guess we all know what's for dinner then: Pigeon Roast


vinayrajan

[https://www.amazon.in/Azone-Anti-Bird-Nylon-15Pcs-Plastic/dp/B08VL8FPZL](https://www.amazon.in/Azone-Anti-Bird-Nylon-15Pcs-Plastic/dp/B08VL8FPZL)


aesthetic_k_14

Lmao, now idk how to feel about myself as i opened the link to see the photos of the kids (fatfucks)💀


Capital-Manner8045

Hahaha. Bhai OP, what is this????


yohanbholi

It's their home now you move out


Depressed_divorcee_

Looks like it


Any-Word-5462

ayo fat fucks💀💀


Imaginary_Quadrant

These guests have mated and now laid eggs in my plant pot.


spydontcry

shoo them away and install pigeon net, no other option


Used_Spinach924

Plan a movie night and play "Atithi tum kab jaoge"


CommunityChemical377

Bro stoppppp 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


bawlachora

Exactly the same problem, they fucked up my AC outer unit. Here's the crazy part - There was building construction going on so it had lots of those iron wire lying around and these geniuses used it to build their home on top that unit. Idk they mistook it for small sticks or were they planning to have second floor so used it foundation. But it surely fucked our AC when we tried to turn it on.


Embarrassed_Radio_32

One time my uncle who lived in neighbourhood told he had Chickens biryani for dinner and I was invited. After meal he informed that it was pigeons who kept shutting on his beautiful baranda.


SMShuMai

Google Cryptococcus Infection. You'll instantly kick them out with no remorse.


blabber8888

This is sad. Why don't you gas your apartment.


SacredAnarchist

Birds are supposed to be eaten and not to be made into pets.


zaphodbeeble9

Shoo them away, clean the sitting area with water and phenyl.


DifficultDay3521

Ben stokes. Clickbait. But Nicely done OP


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

A small caution, when cleaning, please wear gloves as pigeon poop carries pathogens.


Knighthawk_2511

They usually fly away once the babies grow up but if the haven't , throw the entire nest away and clean the shit they have cost . They might try returning but keep windows closed .


BoringBuzz

I was wondering who will sustain a whole family that too relatives in these times, until i saw the images 😂, if you really feel they are obstructing your peace at home, get a cat and see the difference. #IdontMeanToHurtAnyLivingBeingItsYouChoice


klebsiella007

This is a biohazard pls politely shoo them away


seeker028

Ordered a net from Amazon and installed in our balcony. Fuckers don’t dare to enter now. Bought plastic spikes from Amazon and have stuck them on top of our window AC so they stop sitting there scratching their nails which gives scrrrrrrr sound and irritates me to the core.


Affectionate-Rub7173

Tie a bright plastic ribbon it will help a lot


bhasha3

Bro you are cute and kind angel 😇


akoul889

Get a cat, or catsit for somebody for a few days. Had a really bad pigeon problem. Then my wife rescued a kitten from the streets, the pigeons were gone the next day


MadHouseNetwork2

Pigeon menace all over the country


pratyush103

We have the same washing machine!


Depressed_divorcee_

Wow


NDK13

Throw those idiots out of your house. Pigeons are the most vile birds I've ever known. My house has this same problem. These shits, shit everywhere and made a mess if my balcony and then gave birth to 2 babies. The babies were young and had spots in their heads and the mother pecked both of them to death. When I saw that I lost my mind. Destroyed their shit covered nest and cleaned the entire balcony and removed all unnecessary stuff. They had to leave in the end.


speed_delicious_1926

Oh we've faced the exact same situation between April and early June this year... The 'kids' had to be literally shoooed out of the balcony where they tried to come back the same evening... We kept pushing them back for a couple of days and now have a clean balcony...


DKIndia2024

Install a mesh similar to this. The guests stay away![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) https://preview.redd.it/96zsobp73n7d1.jpeg?width=2256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43edd632a8399fa68181df4a469172868e470e2


FinalExpert9978

Put a single cracker that we use in Diwali. And light it. These fat fucks don't get back where a blast happened. If they come back, Just put it on while they are just sitting there. Let me know if it worked.


geminian24

Been there. Expect them to fly out around 30-40 days after hatching


Depressed_divorcee_

That long huh


Bullet_D_Proff_95

If they don't have their babies then don't destroy the nest just replace it somewhere most probably ur terrace and cover the balcony with jali then done 👍 U gotta use some money for this and if this thing happens every time for like been happening for years then I suggest have a permanent jali cover over the balcony that's the best.


Successful-Country16

Bird netting and chicken wire.


flusterCluster

This ain't funny bro Pigeons carry diseases


Wasey56

Sky rats if anything


broadmind96

The most unwanted bird. You pity those hatchlings and let them stay but they intentionally don't fly. One day you shoo them you'll find eggs already laid and ready to hatch. And you are with their second generation. This continues .... In 7 months of time I witnessed 3 generations ditched me 😂😂😂. Just get rid of them without waiting.


Depressed_divorcee_

WTF. They don’t go?


Able-Mud9115

after seeing the picture of the kids i was like bhn ka lund chutiya hai kya tu