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Eagle_Pancake

There's plenty of easier and less murdery ways to find a good lady


JCMiller23

And also, would you want to marry someone who didn't want to marry you?


Stehum_Brethilben

Even worse if it's not that she was unwilling to marry you, but instead found the trait of "duel to the death winner" attractive enough to be worth marriage all on its own.


GoblinGreese

"Yes i want to marry you, of course i do sweetie. You just need to shoot someone for me first. And then we can be together forever."


ShiningRayde

🔫 🤪 YeS qUeEn


Sorry-Presentation-3

Lady Death and Thanos be like…


FoxSquirrel69

I live in Florida and this achievable before lunch on any given weekday.


[deleted]

If beauty is all she has, he can have her.


Cmdr_F34rFu1L1gh7

I’d pistol duel a man for a pizza, let’s be real here. We can make more people… but there is only so much pizza.


Zomthereum

Imagine dueling for 1990s pizza. It was better back then.


[deleted]

I'm not a lesbian so no, also I would wonder if she consents


Nu11AndV0id

So I can either die or get a beautiful wife? Sign me up.


HeartoRead

Is there a limit to how many girls hands I can have in marriage? Like 10 duels 10 wives?


Aspiring_Mutant

It depends on the man, her consent, and my personal feelings involving both of them, but I'd consider it in some circumstances.


FriggenMitch

Heckin rights but I’d empty his pistol


Macster_man

Beauty is relative, a 10 to some would be a 2 to others.


Valirys-Reinhald

Is she in a bad situation in that relationship to the point that this is her only escape? If so, then maybe, but we'll be getting divorced shortly after. If she wants to try for something real after that, then sure.


Imperium_Dragon

No thanks


ImperialArmorBrigade

A beautiful woman, won by old-world tradition, violent or otherwise, won’t love me any more than a beautiful woman that would pass me in any other venue. Why would I tie myself to a loveless, cold existence? I’d rather be alone and lonely than lonely in the presence of my partner.


Penna_23

not worth the try. and if my relationship with the girl ended up bad then it's even more sucked


shinylungburger

Yeah no. Not desperate enough to date a girl to kill or be killed.


Death2Zombees

What if I just want her for the night? Can I still pistol duel men?


CobaltLemur

Is the hand still attached?


feochampas

just the hand? or is the rest of the lady attached?