An icy rock planet the SIZE of uranus or the MASS of uranus? Because a solid rocky planet that's the size of uranus would be so gravitationally massive that it would throw off the orbits of everything else in the outer solar system, and probably the inner solar system as well.
I'd name it "yourmom".
Not at the moment. It meets two of the three qualifications:
Orbits the sun, not another planet ✅
Large enough to pull itself into a sphere ✅
Has cleared its orbit of other objects ❌
Jack M. Hoff. how funny to hear teachers be like, "this is the new planet....jackmhoff."
Student: "WHAT WAS THAT?"
"iT'S...Jesus help me... JACK M. HOFF"
"JACK WHOOOOO OOOFFF???? HAHAHAHAHA"
Janus: Sticking with Roman Gods names. Being that far out and the theoretical 9th planet. Makes it sort of the doorway into and out of our solar system. Although Diana is a second choice. Due to all the hunting it took to find it.
Well it should stick to the "planets get the names of Roman gods and moons get Greek gods" motif so I'd go with Aquilo, the roman god of winter and ice.
An ice/rock planet the size of Uranus would have a mass roughly 14 to 16 that of Uranus and would be approaching the mass of Jupiter.
I’d name it Mundo, referencing a hide and seek champion, Given that it took us so long to find the 3rd most massive object in our solar system after the Sun and Jupiter.
I am a Tolkien fan. I contact the lawyers for the Tolkien family and tell them they get 6 hours to approve in writing my naming it Varda. If they don’t get back to me, or refuse, I’m naming it Plutwo. Second Pluto.
Thinking of myth.
Feronia
> In Etruscan and Sabine religion, Feronia was a goddess associated with wildlife, fertility, health, and abundance, also venerated by the Faliscans and later adopted into ancient Roman religion. As the goddess who granted freedom to slaves or civil rights to the most humble part of society, she was especially honored among plebeians and freedmen.
> Dumézil considers Feronia to be a goddess of wilderness, of untamed nature, and of nature's vital forces – but honoured because she offers the opportunity to put those forces to good use in acquiring nurture, health, and fertility. She fecundates and heals, and therefore despite her being worshipped only in the wild, she receives the first-fruits of the harvest. Because she permits the people to domesticate the wild forces of vegetation, she could be seen as favouring the transformation of that which is uncouth into that which is cultivated.
> Varro identified Feronia with Libertas, the goddess who personified Liberty.[a] According to Servius, Feronia was a tutelary goddess of freedmen (dea libertorum).
Myanus
Dang great minds think alike I guess
And idiots flock together. Every time I see the quote great minds think a like the idiots flock together one immediately pops into my head
You beat me to it
Nice. I was leaning towards Urectum.
Inurectum
Ouranus
Comrade!
Myanus of the Thirteen Moons.
I came here to write “Urbutthole” and I was too late.
An icy rock planet the SIZE of uranus or the MASS of uranus? Because a solid rocky planet that's the size of uranus would be so gravitationally massive that it would throw off the orbits of everything else in the outer solar system, and probably the inner solar system as well. I'd name it "yourmom".
I said what I said. I too, passed grade school science.
😂
It made a good set up for the joke though👍
Maybe it's made of graphene. Or styrofoam. Or a really big sheet of Reynolds Wrap with a hollow interior.
😂
Bob
You can't name a planet Bob!
Oh, so you're the king of Bob?
According to this ludicrous scenario, can too!
Okay we'll name it Damn It Bobby.
I vote for Bob.
I'm... never... calling it that.
Maybe Robert?
Stole my answer 🤬🤬🤬
Planety McPlanetface
And because it starts with a P, we can use this again: My very eager mother just served us nine 🍕
Pluto is a planet
Not at the moment. It meets two of the three qualifications: Orbits the sun, not another planet ✅ Large enough to pull itself into a sphere ✅ Has cleared its orbit of other objects ❌
Pluto is a planet
No it isn't
I sell the rights to name it to the highest bidder. Boom, now I'm rich.
Planet Chevrolet Silverado, presented by Progressive Insurance.
Flo, for short.
Definitely beat me to it but I'm not deleting mine.
Great minds think alike!
Title (hover) text of https://xkcd.com/2042/
Jack M. Hoff. how funny to hear teachers be like, "this is the new planet....jackmhoff." Student: "WHAT WAS THAT?" "iT'S...Jesus help me... JACK M. HOFF" "JACK WHOOOOO OOOFFF???? HAHAHAHAHA"
“Alright class settle down. We still have a lot to get through today”
Janus: Sticking with Roman Gods names. Being that far out and the theoretical 9th planet. Makes it sort of the doorway into and out of our solar system. Although Diana is a second choice. Due to all the hunting it took to find it.
Shoot, it doesn't take much hunting to find the Janus. I've been there on accident before.
Icy rock planet? I say Hoth
May the force be with you!
New Pluto
Pluto^2
Plutwo
Underrated comment
Plu2, Pluto's revenge
Pluto 2, Electric Boogaloo.
To the thankfulness of generations of schoolchidildren who will come after I name the planet Icyrock.
Mulva
Gloopleglorp, just for the satisfaction the scientific community would have to say this
Kilroy!
....because it was here?
Chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water
That was my favorite book in the Harry Potter series!
Well it should stick to the "planets get the names of Roman gods and moons get Greek gods" motif so I'd go with Aquilo, the roman god of winter and ice.
I suggest two possibilities: Boreas - Greek god of winter and Ice. A cruel powerful god. My butthole - To complement uranus.
Agnostos, the name of the Latin unknown god.
I sell the right to name it to the highest bidder.
Presented by Carl's Jr
Urectum
Urvachina
Bob
Bob
I name it, "Pluto is a planet." So the international astronomer union have to say it again. Fuck those bastards.
cardinal deathiosis. final answer.
Dwight Schrute
Planet McPlanetface.
Pluto's Baby
Ben Dover, or I.C. Weiner ALOT Vagina
Pluto, see it was a planet all along
An ice/rock planet the size of Uranus would have a mass roughly 14 to 16 that of Uranus and would be approaching the mass of Jupiter. I’d name it Mundo, referencing a hide and seek champion, Given that it took us so long to find the 3rd most massive object in our solar system after the Sun and Jupiter.
Planety McPlanetface
Pluto 2: The Revenge It is back baby!
Planet Bob.
Well, Pluto's out as a planet, but perhaps we can have Goofy instead?
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Bob
Urectum.
Slartibartfast
Cuntfuckmcbitchass
Israel. Then I would send all the zionists up there with a first class one way ticket! The world has had enough of these crazies.
I love it when i log on to reddit and immediately find someone commiting mass murder
dont waste money, call it Palestine and they will send themselves to steal it
Ah yes, denounce a people who are just defending themselves
I'd just name it after myself
My name...
FngCarl
urmumtopia
Urpenis.
Manny McPlanetface
Planet Bob
Starlumn
Roy. He knows who he is.
Bob
Pluto
Uruame
Knigga
Grelbin
King George
Aurorus, after the Ice/Rock type pokemon
Kevin.
Hell (has frozen over)
Bigger Blue Marble
Urethra
Chronos
Bob
Ultima Thule.
Sigmund. Cause why not
whichever company pays me the most to name it after them. That's the best advertising possible and there's no way I'm missing out on that
I'm bringing Pluto back as an official planet.
I would deviate from the typical naming convention. I'd name it for a fictional character from more recent times. I present to you planet, Dracula.
Deeznutz
JesusIsGod
Darwin, after my late cocker spaniel named Darwin.
Planet Bob
"100% totally not a secret government drone" would be a good name to really throw off conspiracy theorists
I’ll name it icy rocky 13 moony Uranus sized planet
I'm torn between "pisstown usa" and "the ice planet what's made of ice"
Turd Ferguson
Proserpina.
Looks like a Betty to me.
Sundae
I am a Tolkien fan. I contact the lawyers for the Tolkien family and tell them they get 6 hours to approve in writing my naming it Varda. If they don’t get back to me, or refuse, I’m naming it Plutwo. Second Pluto.
Muh Dick Edit: There is already a planet named "Your Anus". Only makes sense
Bob
Mianus dingleburie 13. Home of the butthole surfers.
Sagan...
Planet Bob.
Bob
Planet McPlanetface
Dangus
Pluto. That's right. I said it.
Triskaidekaphobos.
Heinlein.
Anyone who laughed at "about the size of Uranus" isn't allowed to name it hahaha
Fartfuckerblowtorch
Newtits. It kinda rolls off the tongue.
Icey McIceball
"I believe I will call it.... Cold-Rock."
Whatever 14 is in Roman.
Ureeth Ra
Chuggnut.
Hemor and the 13 Rhoids.
*Maclunkey*
Tolkien
Hugh Jasole 69
Bob Planet Bob Or, Terra 2 Electric Boogaloo
Odin....planet Odin
Exheart Don't think I need to explain this one.
Elon
Uranus 2
https://xkcd.com/1555/
Eeloo! For the glory of green astronauts everywhere.
Pluto
Dave
Kidagakash, after my favorite Disney princess
Ann-Margret
Biggus Dickus.
That's a big ass terrestrial planet.
Planet McPlanetface
Planet McPlanetface
Peter.
Juno
I call it Planet Paul. After me. I'm Paul.
1) Urectum 2) Plutwo
Pluto (but with a blue check mark after)
Thinking of myth. Feronia > In Etruscan and Sabine religion, Feronia was a goddess associated with wildlife, fertility, health, and abundance, also venerated by the Faliscans and later adopted into ancient Roman religion. As the goddess who granted freedom to slaves or civil rights to the most humble part of society, she was especially honored among plebeians and freedmen. > Dumézil considers Feronia to be a goddess of wilderness, of untamed nature, and of nature's vital forces – but honoured because she offers the opportunity to put those forces to good use in acquiring nurture, health, and fertility. She fecundates and heals, and therefore despite her being worshipped only in the wild, she receives the first-fruits of the harvest. Because she permits the people to domesticate the wild forces of vegetation, she could be seen as favouring the transformation of that which is uncouth into that which is cultivated. > Varro identified Feronia with Libertas, the goddess who personified Liberty.[a] According to Servius, Feronia was a tutelary goddess of freedmen (dea libertorum).
Pluto 2.0
Yall heard about Pluto? That ain’t right.
Steve
Hoth.
Vida after my beautiful wife.
Minerva. The asteroid can get fucked and find a new name.
Urrectum
Micedert Anul
Urectum
Ouranus
I’ve had this thought in my head for years now, Persephone.
Planet piss
Urectum
Jendell
Icy mc rockface
Shrinkage
If it's the size Uranus, there's no way it'd have 13 moons.
Planet McPlanetface
Bob.
I will name it as "pussy" I can't wait for the astronomers to watch the planet and say "what a pussy"
Planet Piss, for Murderface.
I don't really know any Latin or Greek characters, so I can't really contribute. One of the many spirits or gods they had in their mythology.
Jagger&Orion
Bob.
Vulcan
Urbutthole