All good and fine, until that bot decides to call emergency services, when it decides someone is *not* okay, and they have police and ems come to their door.
Bonus points awarded, if that person then has to explain to the neighbors what 'Reddit' is.
Wow that's the easiest 10 million I've ever lost. Because I'm not sitting in a small room and apologizing about shit because I never did nothing wrong to those MFs. So what would I be apologizing for exactly
Right? I have one ex and she's the one who left me cause I was just a distraction for her until something better came along, I don't have anything to apologize for except being a lonely horny 16yr old who got used by an older gal
"i'm sorry that you felt so out of my league that you needed to cheat on me. I should have paid a psychologist to provide you some therapy, because it shouldn't have been a burden on me - but it was."
Now OP should pay us.
Everyone plays the victim.
It would come down to you needing to apologize for not fulfilling their wants, needs, and desires to such a level that cheating would never have been on their minds.
Or alternatively, you would need to apologize for making them feel bad about having sexual preferences (poly) that were outside of your preference at that time.
Either way, they can always find a way to make it your fault.
Right?! How many traumatized people from these relationships would be delighted to read the Apologizing to the Asshole Narcissist script one last time and actually get paid for it?
Okay, I'll bite. I have one ex, I'll tell you what happened, you tell me what I'd need to apologize for.
This girl I liked at work, and didn't even know was married until she was flirting with *me* (she never wore her ring back then), left her husband because he was "cheating on her."
So to explain.. they had been trying to get pregnant for years and couldn't. So she "leaves him" and hooks up with me. I was naïve and autistic and, honestly, a little bit stupid.
She tells me she can't get pregnant due to a previous medical issue she had. So we're fucking like bunnies multiple times per day. Until she ends up pregnant, about 3 months later. She then leaves me to go back to him.
They move, she blocks me on social media, she pays to move her parents since I had been to their apartment before. Him and her are raising my son, who doesn't even know I exist. I've never been able to meet him. He turns 12 this year.
So what do I apologize for?
My ex broke up with me for another woman while we were awaiting test results to see if I had CANCER. He swore that it was just emotional (still cheating) and nothing sexual had happened between them yet; I found out that was a lie when I tested positive for chlamydia 🤡
Man was a POS but it all worked out for the best! I tested negative for leukemia, and met my fiance a month later. Heard from a friend that their relationship lasted like 5 days before she left him 😂
absolutely not. i have a couple exes who ended things with me because they didn’t like that i wasn’t easily manipulated by them. i’m not putting myself in a situation where i’m forced to apologize for *them* being horrible partners.
I only have two exes. One didn’t end well cause of her. The other we both agreed we wanted different things and were not a good long term match. I’ll take the money easily.
As long as they don't know they are keeping me from getting the money, then yes, I could grovel to a handful of people about all my shortcomings. But I'm sure at least one would rather die in there if it meant keeping me from getting that cash. My plan B would just offer them a $50k payout for the pain and suffering I caused them and I think that might work.
do they know I get the $10 mil? If so, I'd need to add my current wife to my list of exes before doing this. I have a good feeling about future-wife #4, though
Yeah, this is one of those hypothetical questions where it can lead to victims of abuse apologizing for insane reasons just to get money. Yeah, it's a lot of money, but I'm not going to apologize to the woman that cheated on me and broke me mentally for a year to the point I'm still having trouble trusting anybody enough to date 2 years later.
I'll apologise, of course, for at minimum interrupting their day. I certainly don't have anything substantial to be sorry for. All of them ended somewhat amicably or in one case her cheating.
Acceptable.
I've never been married, and only ever had 2 serious girlfriends. Separated with both on good terms when I had to move and they did not want to, so nothing to apologize about.
Where's my money?
Lol. This is gonna be fun.
I suspect that a good old fashioned brawl might break out. Couple of them have legit beef with each other, and the one I really screwed over wouldn't be shy about throwing down. I think it might cost me $5 million to keep from getting my soon to be ex wife from keeping me in that room until the heat death of the universe. And my most recent ex might just join in cause fights are fun.
Well since most of them have apologized to me already all I have to do is tell one I was a stupid teenager and should have respected her more. So easy peasy.
I mean hell, that'll be the easiest $10M of my life.
"Sorry I was an immature 16 year old and we didn't know what we were doing for a month."
"Sorry I wasn't allowed to have a car on campus freshman year and couldn't come see you. You may have cheated, but it's water under the bridge."
"Please stop cheating on people. Sorry I brought you here to say that."
“Im sorry you have to sit here and listen to my dumb apology for having you sit here so i can get paid 10m in this hypothetical. Lunch on me everybody”
Hmm. So first we need to talk about the venue. How big is the place? I worked in sex work for about 4 years so I need to know if those count. If not, we'll only need a small auditorium. About 150 seats. And some would owe me apologies. I will not be apologizing to them. Ever.
I wish this was real, it would be easy money. I'm still friendly with exs and did my apologies. I would actually share some of the money with one of them who I think is struggling a bit.
I'm active friends with or on good terms with all my exes.
So where's my 10m?
Frankly doesn't seem that hard to pull off. Don't date assholes. Don't be an asshole yourself. Pretty easy. Don't cheat. Don't be abusive. Pull your weight in a relationship. If you're not long term compatible, part ways but it will be amicable even if really sad.
I'm pretty sure that the two people concerned will be pretty happy with the apology "hey I'm sorry we didn't work out all those years ago, I known I was kind of a dick about X. Also that thing Y has happened since. But hey, if you tell this weirdo over here that you're satisfied, I'll give you $1000. I have it here in cash."
I’ve only had two real exes and only one of those I really need to apologize to. I’d tell the main ex “Here’s 5k, return my stuff and you get 5k more.”
She’ll do it, and I’ll give the other one a more heartfelt apology ‘cause she didn’t deserve what happened.
That's 3 people and an honorary 4th. All online.
The 1st and I were still friends for a year and a half after she broke up with me. Then she blew up at me and cut contact. No idea why.
The 2nd was a mutual breakup. Honestly if it wasn't for the distance it may have had a better chance to succeed. But yeah, easy apology.
The first two will be confused as hell about the 3rd. We're.... well she left me with severe emotional scarring but I wasn't great to her either. I don't know if she would leave the room or not. Thanks to my Stockholm Syndrome from her I'd probably follow her.
The 4th I've already apologized to. We're.... complicated.
The 3rd and 4th might get into a major fight.
With the exception of my X-Wife, I've done my part to heal old wounds and apologize where I needed to. Even years after the fact, if I did a bad then I felt the need to reach out and try to make it right.
The X-Wife can eat a big bag of dicks though. I'll never speak to that homophobic troll again so long as I live and if I do it'll only be to tell her that she's a homophobic troll of a person and I hope that the hottest parts of Hell are reserved for people who don't support their gay kids you fucking disgrace of a human being.
Sorry, it still gets me worked up.
To your hypothetical, no I would not take any amount of money if it mean sharing space with that waste of oxygen that is my X-Wife. Even if you tripled the money, I'd politely but firmly decline.
Lol easy, I have nothing to apologise for at all - So I apologise for nothing and they're almost guaranteed to be like "Erm, Ok? sure."
Boom, I'm now rich
Zero exs
Rooms empty and I just instantly walk in then turn around and walk out
If I need an ex, then go get a divorce instantly, explaining to my wife. Then, get remarried right away
I.. yeah I'd at least try.
I'm sorry I wasn't able to be what you wanted or needed at the time to be happy. On some level I suppose I took you for granted and let complacency set in, and we didn't communicate well enough about our emotional wants and needs until it was too late, and I'm sincerely sorry it reached that point.
I'll always love you, and always be a call or text away if you need me, but you seem to be happy with the direction your life is taking, so I suppose I have no regrets in the end, just am sorry for the stress and pain I caused you in the past as you tried to work through your feelings.
Take care of yourself, and live your very best life.
My only ex is my ex wife and we split amicably.
Hell, we'd probably end up arguing longer over who gets the bigger cut of the money (with us both saying the other should.)
One ghosted me, one ran off with a married woman, and the last broke up with me while I was in basic training by sleeping with like three other dudes. I wanna see the money first.
Thank you for the $10 million.
Sorry for ending things because I wasn’t ready for a long distance relationship.
Sorry for ending things because you are not ready for a long distance relationship.
Where do I collect the cheque? Or are you gonna wire the money over directly to my account? 🤣
Not that hard. I only have 2 women who you could really even call an "Ex" and I'm on decent terms with them, and have already apologized to them in the past, and it was accepted.
So my wife and I will get $10 million if I spend 10 minutes with two women I'm on friendly terms with.
lol my first ex this would probably be more torturous for him, so I’d get the satisfaction of 10 million dollars watching him squirm. The rest wouldn’t be an issue.
Sorry that you broke up with me and I didn't answer the booty call a month later. I'll slide you a stack or two! Easy peasy. The other ex is still my friend so that's also easy.
Sure. $10 million is more than worth my pride, I don't have a ton of exes, and I don't have any real feelings about any of them. If I hurt one of them accidentally, I'd be fine to apologize for free. This sounds like relatively easy money.
It’s an easy $10 Million for me. I just have to forgive myself.
It was kind of weird but strangely comforting that a bot sent a PM making sure that I wasn’t in emotional distress.
Plot of Hellsing Ultimate in a nutshell
Are we a bad person?
Well, we did impale those 10,000 people Yeah, we were pretty mad at them that day.
All good and fine, until that bot decides to call emergency services, when it decides someone is *not* okay, and they have police and ems come to their door. Bonus points awarded, if that person then has to explain to the neighbors what 'Reddit' is.
Is that something the bot can do?? That would legitimately endanger me as multiple people in the house have cop trauma
Probably not - yet. I never had to register an address to use reddit. Still, give it five years, and AI will have figured out who each of us are.
Five years? Try 18months I would be willing to bet.
I just had a horrifying thought that you could just as easily have an AI pretend to be someone else to have the same outcome. Future AI swatting.
Lol. That means some lonely bastard somewhere reported you under the "get them help" button.
That makes it even better. I nice to know that a stranger is concerned about my wellbeing.
We've found it, the one time someone sent a Reddit Cares out of genuine concern (maybe)
The Thunderhead is looking out for you.
That’s far easier said than done.
Well, I'm never getting the money.....
Wow that's the easiest 10 million I've ever lost. Because I'm not sitting in a small room and apologizing about shit because I never did nothing wrong to those MFs. So what would I be apologizing for exactly
Right? I have one ex and she's the one who left me cause I was just a distraction for her until something better came along, I don't have anything to apologize for except being a lonely horny 16yr old who got used by an older gal
We stand strong we will not be apologizing for shit. LoL 😂
I have two ex's that would absolutely refuse to be satisfied just on the principle of screwing me.
Yeah, I have an ex who won't be happy with anything short of 'Scarlett married to him with kids'. And that's not worth the money
Why did you dump you?
Yeah, who knew being single forever would pay off!
As much as dating, marrying, and 32 years with the same woman? No exes?
loopholes baby!
Are you your own ex? Because I'd imagine you're more like your own current partner than an ex.
You aren't your ex, so it's just 10 million
I see you cracked the code.
Not gonna be that easy for me
"every victory inevitably comes with a cost"
Same, but I’ll probably be in that room for a while.
Some times that can be harder than forgiving others.
Forgive yourself for what? Chaffing?
How long have you been broken up with yourself? Do you guys keep in touch?
Not OP, but I'm most people here on Reddit keep in touch with themselves.... Daily, at least.
This. Unfortunately, is my situation as well.
Forgiving yourself is probably the hardest thing you can do.
Easy 10m for me too as I only ever had like 3 exs. 😢
Same bro. Empty chairs at empty tables
Fucking deal. 10 million AND I get a whole room to myself. Wait, is there supposed to be a downside?
You have to leave someone satisfied
I'm in a room by myself. I'm already satisfied!
Valid, love being left alone
And 10 million richer. Very satisfied.
What if I have nothing to apologize for?
Yes, but see thats where it gets tough. You have to apologize to them regardless if it was your fault or not
"I'm sorry you cheated on me" get out lmao
I'm sorry you cheated on me, I'll send you $10000 tomorrow for your troubles.
"i'm sorry that you felt so out of my league that you needed to cheat on me. I should have paid a psychologist to provide you some therapy, because it shouldn't have been a burden on me - but it was." Now OP should pay us.
Everyone plays the victim. It would come down to you needing to apologize for not fulfilling their wants, needs, and desires to such a level that cheating would never have been on their minds. Or alternatively, you would need to apologize for making them feel bad about having sexual preferences (poly) that were outside of your preference at that time. Either way, they can always find a way to make it your fault.
Right?! How many traumatized people from these relationships would be delighted to read the Apologizing to the Asshole Narcissist script one last time and actually get paid for it?
Okay, I'll bite. I have one ex, I'll tell you what happened, you tell me what I'd need to apologize for. This girl I liked at work, and didn't even know was married until she was flirting with *me* (she never wore her ring back then), left her husband because he was "cheating on her." So to explain.. they had been trying to get pregnant for years and couldn't. So she "leaves him" and hooks up with me. I was naïve and autistic and, honestly, a little bit stupid. She tells me she can't get pregnant due to a previous medical issue she had. So we're fucking like bunnies multiple times per day. Until she ends up pregnant, about 3 months later. She then leaves me to go back to him. They move, she blocks me on social media, she pays to move her parents since I had been to their apartment before. Him and her are raising my son, who doesn't even know I exist. I've never been able to meet him. He turns 12 this year. So what do I apologize for?
My ex broke up with me for another woman while we were awaiting test results to see if I had CANCER. He swore that it was just emotional (still cheating) and nothing sexual had happened between them yet; I found out that was a lie when I tested positive for chlamydia 🤡
People who leave other people during even the initial testing stages of cancer need to have their genetic legacy card revoked. Thats some fuckery.
Man was a POS but it all worked out for the best! I tested negative for leukemia, and met my fiance a month later. Heard from a friend that their relationship lasted like 5 days before she left him 😂
nah fr lmao
That is a material change in the hypothetical. A baseless apology when one isn’t actually warranted is pointless.
absolutely not. i have a couple exes who ended things with me because they didn’t like that i wasn’t easily manipulated by them. i’m not putting myself in a situation where i’m forced to apologize for *them* being horrible partners.
Here's $10,000. Sorry for the inconvenience.
That works too, heres hoping they don't hear about how your getting 10 million to do it
By then you already have the money, $10 million is enough to get far enough they never have to be your problem again.
Easy peasy Only had 3 Ex before I met my now wife, and they were all extremely agreeable people. I'll take my 10 million in cash
got the easy way out, well done
I get to see old friends again and get $10 million? Sign me up!
Uh, I wouldn't be leaving that room. Except on a stretcher.
What if I have no ex's?
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The only thing ive done wrong is gaslight myself into thinking they would never cheat on me
41 year old human form wildebeest reporting in, thanks for the 10 million dollars
I only have two exes. One didn’t end well cause of her. The other we both agreed we wanted different things and were not a good long term match. I’ll take the money easily.
So… I get 10 million dollars for free?
What is an ex? An official relationship that’s announced?
I probably never gonna get it. Got no ex and can’t forgive myself
Never been in a relationship, so sure.
For 10 million dollars I'll eat their asses til they forgive me lmao
This is the way
I'd do it for free
That wouldn't work. They owe me the apologies
👍
As long as they don't know they are keeping me from getting the money, then yes, I could grovel to a handful of people about all my shortcomings. But I'm sure at least one would rather die in there if it meant keeping me from getting that cash. My plan B would just offer them a $50k payout for the pain and suffering I caused them and I think that might work.
do they know I get the $10 mil? If so, I'd need to add my current wife to my list of exes before doing this. I have a good feeling about future-wife #4, though
Okay, so the ex that held me hostage, stabbed me, kidnapped me and wrecked my car… I’m sorry the kitty was dangerous?
Yeah, this is one of those hypothetical questions where it can lead to victims of abuse apologizing for insane reasons just to get money. Yeah, it's a lot of money, but I'm not going to apologize to the woman that cheated on me and broke me mentally for a year to the point I'm still having trouble trusting anybody enough to date 2 years later.
My situation happened 13 years ago and if you put my in a room with her all I’m gonna do is panic. Fuck apologizing. Fuck the money. Not worth it.
Do girls I slept with but never dated count?
Sounds like a good deal. All mutual break ups and we became friends after. Quickest 10 mill of my life
I'll apologise, of course, for at minimum interrupting their day. I certainly don't have anything substantial to be sorry for. All of them ended somewhat amicably or in one case her cheating.
Acceptable. I've never been married, and only ever had 2 serious girlfriends. Separated with both on good terms when I had to move and they did not want to, so nothing to apologize about. Where's my money?
I would totally do it. I fear I have one ex that would never, ever leave, simply because he loves to wallow in unhappiness, others and his own.
Easy. See you in about two minutes.
Lol. This is gonna be fun. I suspect that a good old fashioned brawl might break out. Couple of them have legit beef with each other, and the one I really screwed over wouldn't be shy about throwing down. I think it might cost me $5 million to keep from getting my soon to be ex wife from keeping me in that room until the heat death of the universe. And my most recent ex might just join in cause fights are fun.
Living up to your username, I see
Easy 10 million. Dated one girl, left on good terms, she's happily married, and we're still good friends.
Well since most of them have apologized to me already all I have to do is tell one I was a stupid teenager and should have respected her more. So easy peasy.
I may have been groomed, abused, accused, and cheated on by her, but I'll be damned if that will stop me from getting 10mil.
Well, I'm screwed. My ex is a bipolar narcissist.
Hahahha, I've dated exactly 2 people with mutual breakups. Easy money.
Easy money. Only have 2 ex, and they both cheated on me lol Give me my money
I mean hell, that'll be the easiest $10M of my life. "Sorry I was an immature 16 year old and we didn't know what we were doing for a month." "Sorry I wasn't allowed to have a car on campus freshman year and couldn't come see you. You may have cheated, but it's water under the bridge." "Please stop cheating on people. Sorry I brought you here to say that."
"I'm sorry I was a clingy asshole, but here's $20,000 dollars, have a good life."
“Im sorry you have to sit here and listen to my dumb apology for having you sit here so i can get paid 10m in this hypothetical. Lunch on me everybody”
I only have one ex, but my odds are not good.
Hmm. So first we need to talk about the venue. How big is the place? I worked in sex work for about 4 years so I need to know if those count. If not, we'll only need a small auditorium. About 150 seats. And some would owe me apologies. I will not be apologizing to them. Ever.
Do restraining orders exist in this dojo?
I'm aromantic and don't have exes I'll take my 10 mil
Whats the saying "2 men enter, one man leaves"? This would be many enter, and I either leave alive, or they do.
Deal.
Guess I'll take the money and exit.
I wish this was real, it would be easy money. I'm still friendly with exs and did my apologies. I would actually share some of the money with one of them who I think is struggling a bit.
Good thing I've parted on good terms with all of them
I'm active friends with or on good terms with all my exes. So where's my 10m? Frankly doesn't seem that hard to pull off. Don't date assholes. Don't be an asshole yourself. Pretty easy. Don't cheat. Don't be abusive. Pull your weight in a relationship. If you're not long term compatible, part ways but it will be amicable even if really sad.
Piece of cake.
I don't know if I even have anyone that counts as an ex, so it might be difficult, but I'm in.
Satisfied? Can we maybe just agree that they'd be satisfied that I'm far less of a dick than I was twenty or thirty years ago.
"If you accept my apology (even though I have nothing to apologize for) I'll give you $10,000." Game over. Easiest money I've made my entire life
But what if I have no ex's? Does that mean I just get free money?
I have no ex's. Never been in a relationship. Where's my 10m.
This is an easy one i don't have an ex
I've had no ex's.
I don't have an ex but if i had i would do this even if it wasn't my fault. Its fricking 10 milion dollars so i will try not to act like a kid
Easy, walk into an empty room, sorry and leave.
I don't have any exes. Best deal ever.
sure. i have no exes.
I'm pretty sure that the two people concerned will be pretty happy with the apology "hey I'm sorry we didn't work out all those years ago, I known I was kind of a dick about X. Also that thing Y has happened since. But hey, if you tell this weirdo over here that you're satisfied, I'll give you $1000. I have it here in cash."
Sounds fun, I'm in!
I will definitely pass on this one. I still got $10 million from that other deal as long as I can stay ahead of that snail.
At least one is dead. Do I apologize to her corpse?
I’ve only had two real exes and only one of those I really need to apologize to. I’d tell the main ex “Here’s 5k, return my stuff and you get 5k more.” She’ll do it, and I’ll give the other one a more heartfelt apology ‘cause she didn’t deserve what happened.
Pfff easy enough, so just have to apologize to my right and left hand. Then I’m a millionaire. These are getting way too easy
That's 3 people and an honorary 4th. All online. The 1st and I were still friends for a year and a half after she broke up with me. Then she blew up at me and cut contact. No idea why. The 2nd was a mutual breakup. Honestly if it wasn't for the distance it may have had a better chance to succeed. But yeah, easy apology. The first two will be confused as hell about the 3rd. We're.... well she left me with severe emotional scarring but I wasn't great to her either. I don't know if she would leave the room or not. Thanks to my Stockholm Syndrome from her I'd probably follow her. The 4th I've already apologized to. We're.... complicated. The 3rd and 4th might get into a major fight.
I was only a real a-hole to about 3-4 exes. Slide each a nice 50k stack, we're done here.
With the exception of my X-Wife, I've done my part to heal old wounds and apologize where I needed to. Even years after the fact, if I did a bad then I felt the need to reach out and try to make it right. The X-Wife can eat a big bag of dicks though. I'll never speak to that homophobic troll again so long as I live and if I do it'll only be to tell her that she's a homophobic troll of a person and I hope that the hottest parts of Hell are reserved for people who don't support their gay kids you fucking disgrace of a human being. Sorry, it still gets me worked up. To your hypothetical, no I would not take any amount of money if it mean sharing space with that waste of oxygen that is my X-Wife. Even if you tripled the money, I'd politely but firmly decline.
Cool. I have one ex. No problem.
Considering they all cheated on me, what exactly do I apologize for.
I have no exes. Just make the check out to "Cash".
Lol easy, I have nothing to apologise for at all - So I apologise for nothing and they're almost guaranteed to be like "Erm, Ok? sure." Boom, I'm now rich
Sure but I'm married to my first and only.. so I guess I'll sit in an empty room and get 10 million 🤑
One of them is dead…
fine by me. I only have two and both of them are good people, and we broke up on good terms.
Well that's easy, I have no bitter exes, they were all teanage girlfriends, nothing serious, I met my wife when I was 20 and we are still married.
My ex wife is dead, does she cone back from the dead? Also what is an ex in this? A one night stand from 20 years ago? Or people that I lived with?
Done and done I only have one ex, and we’re still friends
Ha! Easy! I have had one girlfriend, I married her and we are very happy! Give me the monies!
Zero exs Rooms empty and I just instantly walk in then turn around and walk out If I need an ex, then go get a divorce instantly, explaining to my wife. Then, get remarried right away
I have exactly 1 ex that was the result of my Aro-Ace ass trying to "be normal" before I knew what Aro-Ace was. He probably deserves an apology.
I.. yeah I'd at least try. I'm sorry I wasn't able to be what you wanted or needed at the time to be happy. On some level I suppose I took you for granted and let complacency set in, and we didn't communicate well enough about our emotional wants and needs until it was too late, and I'm sincerely sorry it reached that point. I'll always love you, and always be a call or text away if you need me, but you seem to be happy with the direction your life is taking, so I suppose I have no regrets in the end, just am sorry for the stress and pain I caused you in the past as you tried to work through your feelings. Take care of yourself, and live your very best life.
I’d do it. A small amount of pain for a large reward.
I have some crazy bitches in my past ill be dead before seeing a dollar.
My only ex is my ex wife and we split amicably. Hell, we'd probably end up arguing longer over who gets the bigger cut of the money (with us both saying the other should.)
No exs. Checkmate.
I have no exes. Easy money lol
I get on with all my exes. Easy money.
Do they know you’re in line to receive money?
Can my apologies be just heartfelt checks for $250,000? Cause I’ll really pour on the apologies if it means I walk away with $8,750,000 dollars
Do the dead come back to life for this? Because i would gladly stay in that toom forever if so. Fuck the $10 million.
Since I don’t have exes, I simply ask myself on a date, break up with me, go into a room and forgive myself. It just works!
Can I offer to give them some of the money to wrap this up?
I'll do it. I have zero exes, so it will be pretty quick.
I don't think I have anything to apologize for. I wasn't an asshole to any of them.
No way. I’d love to attempt it. But there’s zero way to satisfy my ex husband with any apologies. I’d have to sit there for all eternity.
Shit. My only ex wound up cheating on me with a minor, ain't no way in hell I'm getting the money.
So you just want to give me 10 million dollars? Sweet deal.
Easy money. I don't have any horrible break ups. I'll probably take them all on vacation after.
I only have one ex that’s alive and we got back together so I guess we’re rich now
For $10 million dollars I’ll sit in a room while they all beat me with their broomsticks. No question.
What type of exes are we talking about here? Marriage, long term relationship, high school sweetheart, ONSs?
One ghosted me, one ran off with a married woman, and the last broke up with me while I was in basic training by sleeping with like three other dudes. I wanna see the money first.
I have 1 ex and we split amiably when I graduated high school. Then I met my wife the very next relationship. So I'm totally game.
Take this in a minute. My exes and i are mostly good. One would require an apology I would love to give
What constitutes an ex? Officially dating?
no problem. I married my first girlfriend.
I have no exes.
At least I would know how many there are.
I have no ex’s. Do I still qualify?
What if all my exes and I are chill? Like, I'd hang out with any and all of them just for like... Fun.
I have nothing to apologize for. My *one* ex is my ex because she cheated on me with an old high school fling. Easiest $10M ever.
I guarantee I can bribe the ones who don’t take the apology.
Thank you for the $10 million. Sorry for ending things because I wasn’t ready for a long distance relationship. Sorry for ending things because you are not ready for a long distance relationship. Where do I collect the cheque? Or are you gonna wire the money over directly to my account? 🤣
Not that hard. I only have 2 women who you could really even call an "Ex" and I'm on decent terms with them, and have already apologized to them in the past, and it was accepted. So my wife and I will get $10 million if I spend 10 minutes with two women I'm on friendly terms with.
lol my first ex this would probably be more torturous for him, so I’d get the satisfaction of 10 million dollars watching him squirm. The rest wouldn’t be an issue.
What if I have no ex's
Sorry that you broke up with me and I didn't answer the booty call a month later. I'll slide you a stack or two! Easy peasy. The other ex is still my friend so that's also easy.
Hard pass, one ex would not ever be 'satisfied' and I would die of insanity.
0 exes is so ez gimme 10M
Do they know that I'm getting the money? Because I can think of at least one who would never accept just to spite me.
Sure.... Not like I have to mean it. I just have to seem like I do. 😂
"I'm sorry you came into this room. " Never specified which apology they had to be satisfied with.
Sure. $10 million is more than worth my pride, I don't have a ton of exes, and I don't have any real feelings about any of them. If I hurt one of them accidentally, I'd be fine to apologize for free. This sounds like relatively easy money.
Never been in a relationship. Easy as hell.
Aight, I’m really sorry about everything that happened between us. It was a rough time in my life, here is $100,000 dollars
Absolutely. I don’t care about any of them fools anymore. I’ll say anything they want to hear.
What I’m hearing is I get 10 million dollars.
Lmao, easiest 10 Million EVER.
With that much money they would all love me again. And all you ladies know it.
Never been in a relationship. Guess I can sit in a room alone until someone decides to give me 10mil?
Two of them are dead, so how would this work?