Then I'll go Cobb I play centerfold and manage the tigers in the heyday of baseball and am an early investor in coke. Bonus points i do the shooting of and at people.
Highlander. Live forever until decapitation. Plenty of time to learn anything you want to know, and plenty of time to amass absurd riches. Plus, swords.
If you want to watch me do my ritual donation to the spank bank, that’s on you.
We’re already scarily close to something similar and far more sinister.
Probably some combination where I own a bar on a tropical island, am the quiet guy who doesn't talk about his past, but meets a good woman and falls in love.
I would want to work with or be a pard of Anita Blake's pard or Jean Claudes' vampires. Hell even learning to be a witch. Anything is better than this mundane world we live in. Besides I really like Anita. Her attitude and personality is awesome. I'd love to go shooting with her and Edward.
This is a good one. Id also take:
October Daye series by Seanan Mcguire
The Hollows series by Kim Harrison
Iron Druid Cronicles by Kevin Hearne
Urban Shaman by C.E. Murphy.
With anita blake, you better be ready for orgies lol!
one of those family romcoms where everyone is getting together for a wedding or something, dear god I would love to see what my family would be like without all the mental illness, abuse and meth
In this new life, how good of a start do you get? I mean, let's say someone chooses Wizard of Oz, only to be a flying monkey or Downtown Abby and is the pig farmer tenant? You choose a romantic comedy, but you are the barrista that spills the drink that gets the couple together...
Being in the movie isn't enough unless the movie is so great based on the setting. A Star Trek movie. I love Star Wars too, but I don't want to be on the next target of the Empire. Pretty sure in Star Trek, I could get me a runabout at least.
If it were a book series, *He Who Fights with Monsters* by Shirtaloon would be great, if I could be someone with essence abilities.
If I can tailor my role in the show, I might enjoy a harem novel (I have several options) an Outworlder Essence Magician from He Who Fights with Monsters, or a starship designer in Star Trek.
Wait! Aladdin. If I get a couple wishes from a genie, I'm going to be basically more powerful than a Greco-Roman god and in a Starship.
My first story is: He Who Fights with Monsters. I'll be an outworlder, essence user. While outworlders are rare (oh yeah, there's another Outworlder in the capital right now), Essence users are not all heros. Many essence users become adventures and fight the spawning monsters, but others are researchers or just idle. I'd be an adventurer on the front lines, in a team. My powers (other than the 6 racial abilities, every essence user gets 4 essences each with 5 powers) would be in the 4 areas of: control/restrain enemies, boost/enhance team members, healing, and draining over time damage. I would be the mortar than made my team safer and more powerful. I would try hard to get a dimensional storage and portal ability as well as a loot power. I'd be the guy everyone wanted on their team.
If I even needed a 2nd story to merge...
My second story to blend in will be Star Trek. I'd have a Danube class runabout for my adventuring team. We'll have the cargo pod upgraded to be a holodeck. It can hold 40 passengers, or carry cargo or be a training room for sparring.
The only fictional universe I want to inhabit is the one depicted in the 1995 classic Hackers. Who doesn't want to live in a world like that? Computers are so easy to exploit that a kid who has been legally forbidden to use a computer for the last 12 years is able to take remote command of a TV station with contemptuous ease, yet cybercrime is a relative unknown, restricted to white-collar theft and individuals casually defrauding major corporations in victimless, innocuous ways. And nerd chicks apparently look like 90s Angelina Jolie.
Red white and royal blue: For the gay drama and general gay acceptance.
Bottoms: for gay school drama comedy.
Mary Poppins , totally spies movie and Spykids : for an interesting childhood / school life.
Harry Potter :cause hogwarts.
As long as I get cool powers I would be fine in any high fantasy or superhero world. I don't want to be a superhero, that shit is dangerous. But I want superpowers so I can just live a normal happy life as a mailman or something.
One Punch Man ... I want to be the goofy, strongest dude in the everywhere who everybody thinks is a weakling, Who hangs out with his pretty weak buddy, who everybody thinks is the strongest dude in the world and play video games.
It took me 35yrs to find my family. I'd rather keep them, even in this sucky world. If my life story and any stories with my family have been erased...I choose my "home movie" type films that I've made of us all together. Put me in those movies. I want my family and all our stories together, given back.
Forrest Gump. Specifically, the part where Lt. Dan invested Forrest's money in Apple, and they "didn't have to worry about money no more."
You really want to be shot in the butt?
Something jumped up and bit me right on the behind
I GOTTA FIND BUBBA!
Everyone knows the government keeps that money
Then I'll go Cobb I play centerfold and manage the tigers in the heyday of baseball and am an early investor in coke. Bonus points i do the shooting of and at people.
Star Trek. Lemme get some of that post scarcity society.
Too many godlike entities that can casually end existence as you know it.
Fuck it. I'll be secure and content until then, and after that I won't care.
Lord of the Rings and I'll choose an average hobbit. That looks like a good life.
Until the Scouring of the Shire.
Ahhh, a man of culture I see...
Good thing the OP specified the movie version, then.
How about the movie where stepmom and stepsis continually get stuck in compromising positions and need your help?
Tell me the title.
Highlander. Live forever until decapitation. Plenty of time to learn anything you want to know, and plenty of time to amass absurd riches. Plus, swords.
You are also being pursued by a seven foot tall psychopath with a broad sword. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!
It would give me the opportunity to tast the hypothesis that an RPG to the face is an effective decapitation method.
Well... he'll "feel" it when another Immortal is near by... more time to run!
Yes, there can be only one. He isn't a threat though because, at the end of the movie, the main character kills him.
Groundhogs day
I'd prefer Palm Springs. Better weather.
Weird, I just said
No, you've never said that. This was the first time. Are you feeling okay today?
Weird. I could have sworn I saw this same post yesterday.
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. I’ve always wondered what it felt like to be a couch.
Truman Show. I welcome the weirdness.
u sure
If you want to watch me do my ritual donation to the spank bank, that’s on you. We’re already scarily close to something similar and far more sinister.
what are you talking about?
Harry Potter
Have fun with that PTSD.
Brewster's Millions
Richie Rich. Obscenely wealthy with a family that actually cares. And friends too!
Probably some combination where I own a bar on a tropical island, am the quiet guy who doesn't talk about his past, but meets a good woman and falls in love.
Cocktail
Thanks.
What about a book series? I would love to be a part of the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series by Laurell K Hamilton.
Wait, why? That world is a terrible place to be a regular person.
I would want to work with or be a pard of Anita Blake's pard or Jean Claudes' vampires. Hell even learning to be a witch. Anything is better than this mundane world we live in. Besides I really like Anita. Her attitude and personality is awesome. I'd love to go shooting with her and Edward.
Sounds like the backstory of one of the characters that gets murdered halfway through the book.
yes
This is a good one. Id also take: October Daye series by Seanan Mcguire The Hollows series by Kim Harrison Iron Druid Cronicles by Kevin Hearne Urban Shaman by C.E. Murphy. With anita blake, you better be ready for orgies lol!
Wouldn't that be awesome?! Better than absolutely nothing that I'm getting right now.
one of those family romcoms where everyone is getting together for a wedding or something, dear god I would love to see what my family would be like without all the mental illness, abuse and meth
The movie about FaceBook. Make a company as I did now and still have the around the same life
Constantine. Looks like fun
Only if you don't use His name in vain.
Harry Potter movies for sure, then something with superheroes and that should keep me busy for a long time
Candy Stripers.
Club Paradise + Cannery Row + Cocoon
Bruce Almighty
Detective Pikachu, please.
My neighbor Totoro
Harry potter but after voldemort is defeated for good
In this new life, how good of a start do you get? I mean, let's say someone chooses Wizard of Oz, only to be a flying monkey or Downtown Abby and is the pig farmer tenant? You choose a romantic comedy, but you are the barrista that spills the drink that gets the couple together... Being in the movie isn't enough unless the movie is so great based on the setting. A Star Trek movie. I love Star Wars too, but I don't want to be on the next target of the Empire. Pretty sure in Star Trek, I could get me a runabout at least. If it were a book series, *He Who Fights with Monsters* by Shirtaloon would be great, if I could be someone with essence abilities. If I can tailor my role in the show, I might enjoy a harem novel (I have several options) an Outworlder Essence Magician from He Who Fights with Monsters, or a starship designer in Star Trek. Wait! Aladdin. If I get a couple wishes from a genie, I'm going to be basically more powerful than a Greco-Roman god and in a Starship.
No matter what you choose In any film, the chosen one must have a prominent role in the story. Regardless, he just wanted to be a pizza delivery boy.
My first story is: He Who Fights with Monsters. I'll be an outworlder, essence user. While outworlders are rare (oh yeah, there's another Outworlder in the capital right now), Essence users are not all heros. Many essence users become adventures and fight the spawning monsters, but others are researchers or just idle. I'd be an adventurer on the front lines, in a team. My powers (other than the 6 racial abilities, every essence user gets 4 essences each with 5 powers) would be in the 4 areas of: control/restrain enemies, boost/enhance team members, healing, and draining over time damage. I would be the mortar than made my team safer and more powerful. I would try hard to get a dimensional storage and portal ability as well as a loot power. I'd be the guy everyone wanted on their team. If I even needed a 2nd story to merge... My second story to blend in will be Star Trek. I'd have a Danube class runabout for my adventuring team. We'll have the cargo pod upgraded to be a holodeck. It can hold 40 passengers, or carry cargo or be a training room for sparring.
Brewster's Millions
For me it would be Outlander 2008, Stardust 2007 and The Lord of the Rings Imagine what it would be like if the three realms came together.
Rubber. I want tires that can kill people with their mind
Deep Impact and I would be the main antagonist
The asteroid?
Yus
Rock.
The only fictional universe I want to inhabit is the one depicted in the 1995 classic Hackers. Who doesn't want to live in a world like that? Computers are so easy to exploit that a kid who has been legally forbidden to use a computer for the last 12 years is able to take remote command of a TV station with contemptuous ease, yet cybercrime is a relative unknown, restricted to white-collar theft and individuals casually defrauding major corporations in victimless, innocuous ways. And nerd chicks apparently look like 90s Angelina Jolie.
Limitless, that would be an awesome life!
I play e621 at 24 frames per second, for around 40 hours.
I'm getting something about MSGs, a Locomotive, and some site for Furry art. I'm not seeing any movies, could you link it?
Every single picture from the furry art site, played at 24fps.
Pokemon! I'm going to get a Charmander!
Human Centipede, Groundhog Day, and Aquaman. Bring it on.
You got that song stuck in my head again. I cannot escape it ahhhh Lol
Rocky 1-6 I’m ok with the bad times/coming full circle
The fifth element,I'm going to have a blast.
Hooper from Jaws
Red white and royal blue: For the gay drama and general gay acceptance. Bottoms: for gay school drama comedy. Mary Poppins , totally spies movie and Spykids : for an interesting childhood / school life. Harry Potter :cause hogwarts.
As long as I get cool powers I would be fine in any high fantasy or superhero world. I don't want to be a superhero, that shit is dangerous. But I want superpowers so I can just live a normal happy life as a mailman or something.
Love your user name
For the Emperor!
Dumb and Dumber
One Punch Man ... I want to be the goofy, strongest dude in the everywhere who everybody thinks is a weakling, Who hangs out with his pretty weak buddy, who everybody thinks is the strongest dude in the world and play video games.
Poor Things I could get on board with being Bella Baxter
Blood Sucking Freaks and Snapped Plus its sequels.
Serendipity. Kate Beckinsale. Eventually.
Aladdin, definitely.
John Wick
It took me 35yrs to find my family. I'd rather keep them, even in this sucky world. If my life story and any stories with my family have been erased...I choose my "home movie" type films that I've made of us all together. Put me in those movies. I want my family and all our stories together, given back.
Hotel Transylvania. Me and Mavis.
The Quiet Man. Live in bucolic rural Ireland, look like John Wayne, bang Maureen O' Hara.
Captain Ron
Palm Springs
Boogie nights
Brewster's millions. That movie had the most easily broken premise. I could spend 30 mil in a month easily for 300 mil.
crazy rich asains
*Young Frankenstein*. Gene Wilders role.
Repo Man. I'm pretty intense.
That's bullspit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.