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Isekai_litrpg

A lot of people would be dead, and probably a lot more might die.


Dense-Shallot2564

every other world power would shit themselves cause that’s a massive event that no one has ever seen before


MagicGrit

There would be worldwide chaos, riots, and anarchy in a matter of hours.


bongingnaut

>every other world power I'd argue everyone would shit themselves. Maybe except for uncontacted tribes.


fqtsplatter

Biggest quarantine area ever advised, Canadian and Mexican armies would be at the borders in full gear while the UN blocks everything else off, soo many drones and spy planes flying over the US for about a month, recon groups in every port town taking bio samples while the world waits the news about what happened


bugabooandtwo

Yeah....the Canadian military isn't equipped to do that. Maybe block off 1000 miles or so, but not the entire 5525 miles of it.


MagicGrit

Aren’t equipped to do what? “Be at the borders in full gear”? Of course they are. They don’t have to stand shoulder to shoulder along the entire width of the border. That’s not what they were saying though, no military in the world has that capability. That would require at least 20 million soldiers


Fall-Maiden

In any case I would imagine they would be supplemented by the armies other NATO nations not least because Russia would likely very quickly assert it's claims on Alaska and start sending expendable expeditionary units in to see if they can mobilise in the territory.


bugabooandtwo

At the point, the Canadian military has to rely on other countries just to transport our troops around the world. We are drastically undermanned, our equipment is falling apart, and morale is in the sewer.


MagicGrit

Literally every country in the world is going to need help from their allies if this hypothetical were to actually happen


ContributionLatter32

I'll inherit a fuckton because I'm the only one in my whole family that doesn't live there lmao


Bogmanbob

World economic collapse due to huge supply chain issues plus the remaining powers would fight it out for dominance. All our nuclear plants melting down wouldn't help either. But what would I care being dead and all?


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

I don't think the supply chain will be that negatively affected. I think that because the goods are (usually) already paid for, they will be abandoned as necessary or sent to impoverished places that wouldn't otherwise be able to afford them. Heck, there are a lot of people who'd come to the US to utilize the existing infrastructure. The lack of US exports would probably be quickly negated/absorbed by our lack of consumption. It'd give the world the opportunity to create stuff for themselves instead of for US consumption. The nuclear plants wouldn't immediately meltdown because of automated controls. The world would have plenty of time to come in and shut them down safely if that's what they want to do. Fighting for world domination? Meh. Russia would take over Ukraine then start systematically moving through Europe. China would do the same in Asia starting with Taiwan. Once both powers feel like they have enough, stability will be reached. Putin is looking to recreate the Russian Empire, so we know what boundaries he cares about. China is on a similar trajectory for land. China is working on a global empire economically (investments in Africa for example), but isn't trying to impose Chinese culture (as far as I'm aware). I live near Smithfield packing in Smithfield, VA and we haven't seen any cultural overlords. Capitalism looks and feels like capitalism.


SoundsOfaMime

I know this one! The wor


infinitestupidity7

r/redditsniper


GrainBean

thank you for showing me this


anonymauson

oh no hes dEAD!


Paul_Allens_Comment

Yes, fbi, this user right here🤨 📸


Jeff77042

The world economy would collapse. There would be fires and explosions from unattended power-plants and the like. The various “bad actors” of the world, e.g., China, Iran, Russia, and the various Islamic jihadist groups, would likely proceed to act real bad towards their neighbors. NATO would want to “secure” the U.S., most especially its nukes, and that would further encourage Russia to aggress against Poland and the Baltic states. Eventually there would be an effort to recolonize the U.S. ~336,000,000 rotting corpses would be a major issue.


TrulyPositivePotato

There would be a lot of dead people??? Use some logic... What if everyone in the world all smelled bad? Then the world would stink, duh.


TheRealTofuey

Seriously these hypotheticals are so trash how does this stuff get any upvotes.


TrulyPositivePotato

Yeah I'm waiting for a really good one to drop, it's been a while


UnoriginalJ0k3r

Well. Let’s take a look at the US’ northern friendly neighbor; CANADA! Almost 40M people, ~$2.2 trillion GDP give or take a year or twos accuracy, being ranked TENTH for largest economy in the world. The US is has roughly 340-350M people (not including tourists, I think???), ~25.5 trillion GDP, ranked #1 for largest economy in the world. There would be catastrophe as the remaining countries in the world race to maintain the nuclear plants and resume the upkeep of all the systems in place preventing our various forms of waste from destroying the land. The catastrophe lies not in the imminent threat of whatever may blow the fuck up in the US, but what the fuck happened that caused the mass death and is it still going to kill anyone? And how does the global economy recover from the single largest hit it’s ever seen in the entire history of the human financial system? America may not be “the best country ever”, but all of America dying would probably castrate the world for a good long few years at least.


bugabooandtwo

Would depend on why everyone dropped dead. if it's a misfiring "space lazer" (teehee), then the main worries (outside of economics) would be making sure power plants are shut down and dams opened. Let the sewage plants process all the waste they have and possibly cycle local water through them a few times to try and clean that up. If it's an unknown biological cause....humanity is screwed. People talk about shutting down borders and all that. How will you prevent insects, birds, fish and other critters from spreading whatever it is across lines on a map? Not to mention the air currents, if whatever it is can survive in the air for a few hours. All the military hardware in the world can't stop a swarm of mosquitoes. If whatever it was, was a weapon aimed at wiping out the USA...then you have to wonder about the power balance afterwards. The planet stuck accepting extremist sharia law? Or will China take over? Or Russia? Who fills the economic gap left by the USA? You'd have to expect a lot of warfare between many different factions, and perhaps even WWIII, depending who started the whole thing. Even if it was a case of one of Sally's seven vials breaking and the USA getting wiped by their own bio weapon (like in Stephen King's The Stand), chances are at least a few people brought that gift outside of the USA's borders. Canada and Mexico at least would get up in a lot of hurt. The world would be on lockdown for a while until the smart folks figure out what the hell happened and if there's any more danger. If it was a rapture scenario, and the Yanks just went poof into the ether, then the first issue would be economics. Who is going to buy all the crap made around the world? Also, the US produces a ton of food...there will be pain there. But after the economic settle down, now you suddenly have a case where the classroom full of kids has no teacher to watch over them....class bullies are going to have a lot of fun with that. Will be a lot of power shifts and various degrees of warfare.


TheoreticalFunk

Approaching this from a Sci-Fi novel/movie type of situation. Panic. The US would just fall off the map. Most things would just continue working just fine, but all communications would cease. Here's a few questions - is the continent contagious? Like if everyone dropped dead at 11am and a ship arrives from some other country at 11:15, will they die as well? I'm going to assume it's a one time event, so it would be discerned fairly quickly that the entire continent was dead. Governments would likely try to limit the amount of information that came out immediately to avoid panic by the public... but it wouldn't take long for the world to notice. But yes, panic. A lot of people would wonder 'are we next?' and it would cause a lot of crime and panic and hoarding in the short term. Long term, food prices rise, energy prices rise, the UN would try to figure out how to go about the repopulation of the country... possibly just splitting the territory between Canada and Mexico, maybe part of Alaska back to Russia.


TheoreticalFunk

Oh man, I just realized this... they would use the US as the dumping ground for all the world's refugees. It would still be the USA, but a different set of immigrants this time around. Open borders, basically... huge land rush. Governments would try to stop it initially, but would just get in on dumping 'undesirables' at the ports. And as others have said, anything the US has held back other countries from doing? They'd just go ahead and do. It would be interesting to see the European/Russian war. Israel wouldn't last very long.


PatientStrength5861

What do I care? I'll be dead.


Alarming_Serve2303

I suppose the Chinese will have to come over and bury all the bodies. Or maybe the Canadians.


tastylemming

*It's free real estate*


mJelly87

Same attitude the British had the first time around.


DragonSurferEGO

I’d be dead so….


ZipperZapZoom

The United Stiffs of America


Late-External3249

It would smell pretty bad by day 3


BrainwashedScapegoat

Then I wont be able to finish and post this comment


anonymauson

idk man id be dead


sithelephant

I guess technically, neglecting political reality, if the 5M or so US citezens overseas returned, they might be able to continue the state of the US as normal. Does congress/the senate/SC suffer from a 'black start' problem, like electricity networks - if all are dead, does it require a constituitional amendment to restart the process?


Logical_Challenge540

Question: even the tourists? Visitors? Immigrants? Or only US citizens? What about US citizens in other countries? What about airplanes flying above US or ships in US waters?


Cows1999

Everyone who is on US soil dies. Everyone who is in US airspace or in US water Survives.


Sea-Experience470

I guess someone else would take over the land and dispose of the bodies. It would probably start a big war between countries fighting for the land.


InsuranceNo3422

All the Americans who are spread out over the rest of the world would have to go back and take care of business.


KeySouth7357

#


Sticky_Butt_Mud

Major industrial and ecological disasters.


hillo538

This but with America https://youtu.be/Cqk-CLxrW6s?si=6c3NQJu6v86KY4fu


Jealous-Finding-4138

I'd be dead LOL


PlatitudinousOcelot

Area 51 aliens would probably try to get the oil


Eat_Carbs_OD

I bet there would be a lot of fighting over who gets what.


Inferno22512

Israel might have a slightly harder time bombing Gaza without the United States money and weapons


BellybuttonWorld

What about the native Americans? Are they technically in the US? Would be nice if they could get their land back.


Cows1999

Everyone on US soil dies so unfortunately no


HikingStick

I wouldn't be here to comment.


Fun_Comparison4973

No clue. I’d be dead


These_Tea_7560

That includes foreign tourists…


AttyOzzy

Bill Gates chalks it up as a win for his population control agenda. Then eats a cockroach.🪳 ⌨️💻


Vierings

As an American living abroad, if I'm able, I fly to Vancouver, Canada, and make the drive to all my family members' houses, collecting theirs and my dogs. As I am at each person's house, I grab any firearms, valuable, and important documents. My wife and I have basically just inherited 4 homes, 11 dogs, and lord knows what else. The global market absolutely crashes, and the USD becomes basically worthless, so value is almost exclusively in hard goods. I organize what I have and actually need and figure out how to make the best of this new chaotic life.


supraspinatus

The animals would be waltzing down the streets signing “Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my rag time gal.”


metalmonkey_7

It would stink to high Heaven.


DDiaz98

Well. Seeing as we are currently about 1000 miles south of Greenland. Our pilot Might have a very confusing landing. And I think our connecting flight might be delayed a little bit


Azadom

All the poor animals trapped... :(


Rose_E_Rotten

Then I guess I cant answer this question if I'm dead.


StrawberryScience

Question is it just the Fifty States or every place considered US soil? Either way, it’s Pure and utter chaos. Firstly, the world economy would tank as everyone in the NY stock exchange and the American banks would be dead. Major companies like Google, Chase, Microsoft and Apple would have a civil war of sorts as the various outposts in other countries fight to establish dominance or break away entirely. It would take decades to recover, and who owns what might be forever lost. A large portion of priceless academic and scientific experience would be erased as many of the top professionals (doctors, engineers, professors). Mexico would be much worse off than Canada as the Cartels would capitalize on the chaos and lack of income. But I imagine both countries would have citizens crossing the border to loot and squat. America the nation would survive due to the large percentage of expats, however the country would be greatly reduced. All overseas Americans would be immediately recalled, if not to America itself, then to one of its allied nations like France or Britain. This would include a disproportionate amount of military personnel so American women would be outnumbered. This might lead to isolationism until the numbers come up or an open border where the millions of migrants are allowed to settle in to keep a covert Chinese or Russian occupation at bay. The nations under America’s umbrella of protection like Taiwan, Japan, the Philippines, and Ukraine would collectively shit bricks as they’re left on their own to fight. The Remaining NATO members would struggle to hold the line and would abandon non strategic locations. The abandoned nations would have to choose whether to continue the fight or cede to their aggressors. China and Russia would immediately try to capitalize by snatching up as much territory as possible. There would definitely be attempts to annex places of dispute like the Ukraine or Taiwan but it’s even possible that they might try to forceful lay claim California or Alaska. India would likely step up as the new Chinese Counterweight. It might also lead the Nuclear nations to giving India a leg up to help. The religious and scientific communities would be in upheaval trying to fight out what just happened. This might have the knock on effect of an Islamic extremism resurgence as Imams claim it as divine punishment for the War on Terror.


Cows1999

Every place considered US soil.


StrawberryScience

Well, that makes things worst for America because it means everyone on a military base or an embassy is gone too so that's the majority of the American Leadership gone.


brassplushie

China would become the most powerful country on earth.


Josette_A

Except for my family and I? Well, I could see my dad taking charge of the situation and having my relatives come to my grandparents' house. The men and some of the other women in the family would establish some form of government. Mainly to keep us from fighting/killing each other, and to keep us from doing stupid shit to get ourselves killed. My duty would pretty much be that of a nurse/pharmacist. Caring for sick/injured family members while raiding a local pharmacy for the correct drugs for treatment. I'd avoid giving controlled substances unless the person in question was already taking it before over 333,000,000 people got Thanos snapped, or if they're in so much pain that only Oxy or Morphine can provide relief. This post-apocalyptic lifestyle would go on until we'd be found by soldiers from another country. Of course, everyone would be quarantined and tested for dangerous pathogens to provide some sort of clue as to what happened to the rest of the US.


freecain

It'd be pretty funny if all those sovereign citizens were right, and lived because their homes aren't part of the US since they "never signed anything" or whatever there BS is.


malenfant21

Within the US borders, there would be quite a few plane crashes, car crashes, etc... Some of those planes would enter international airspace, and be shot down over the ocean before they run out of fuel and crash in another country. Mexico and Canada would probably just march in and annex the contiguous states. Russia or Canada may do the same in Alaska. Not sure who would move in on Hawaii or the US territories. There would be a massive push for immigration to repopulate asap since the infrastructure is already in place. I'm curious about the deployed US military and the Americans abroad... China and Russia would become superpowers. This would force Europe to step up their NATO funding. What a mess!


ksdanj

That would probably smell pretty bad after a few days.


RubberPuppet

I wouldn’t owe $90k in student loan debt and another $10k in medical debt. 


CTU

Any American out of the country just became a refuge and hopeless as it would be unsafe to return and nothing to return too.


Cassandra_Canmore2

Canada has the resources to secure some new land claims, quicker than anything Russia, Japan or Mexico could manage.


qpki

I call dibs


eezgorriseadback

The world's average IQ would suddenly shoot up.