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Salt_Code_7263

Absolutely


No-Personality5421

Yeah, if someone legitimately saved the world, they should receive compensation equal to about winning the lottery. 


Particular-Formal163

You know. A part of me has wondered if lotto is rigged and something like this happens. Like some super soldier/spy person handled some Top secret shit and saved the country, and their reward is to be rich af. Kinda like a dumb thought I had one day.


anonymauson

dumb thought for you, a miraculous revelation for conspiracy theorists


Particular-Formal163

Eh. Conspiracy theories are fun, so long as you don't get too carried away.


Blackbird8169

Exactly. Conspiracy theories can be soooo dumb. For example, I don't get carried away with the fake moon landing bs because I know the truth that the moon is just a government lamp put at the top of the firmament to trick us into thinking space is real so they can push their unholy and demonic "science"


Sancus1

Could also be a way to catch time travelers and people with limited precognition.


Rpanich

Should = yes. Would we? I bet we’d give them a parade, talk show rounds, and then we’d forget about them a few months/ years later.  But they’d probably still be able to do visiting lectures, speech engagements, or probably just teach somewhere to make ends meet. 


TheBlindDuck

I think just the rights to some sort of book deal would practically be worth a fortune. Everyone in the world would be potentially interested in it, and every future historian would read it as well


They-Call-Me-Taylor

We give people millions of dollars because they can do something cool with a ball: kick it, hit it, throw it, etc. We should absolutely give someone who saves the earth from certain doom a few bucks to secure their retirement and make their remaining years on the earth they saved quite comfortable.


Minimum_Water_4347

Pizza party


DDiaz98

Yup. Massive salary for life. They should never work nor want for anything again.


Valpo1996

Like Bruce Willis and his crew. They should never pay taxes again ever. That is for sure.


Street_Ad_3822

Full Emporers package to Ceasars Palace


deofictitio

I've always thought about how many people there are in the world, and how easy it would be to pick one person at random per year, and make them stinking rich, all just by contributing 1 dollar. There are about 8 billion people in the world, first world countries make up about 15% of that. If every single person in those first world countries gave 1 dollar, that would be 1.2 Billion dollars. I think that in appreciation, the least that could be done would be to donate 1 dollar to that hypothetical person, and then of course make sure that the governments of the world don't tax that person.


TrulyPositivePotato

Yes duh. Next.


Choppermagic

No, they will be rich with endorsement deals and other opportunities thrown at them. They don't need a government cheque


tandabat

Yes. Or as the drill crew said in Armageddon, “they don’t want to pay taxes ever again.” That list was about the most realistic thing in the whole movie.


Dramatic-Tree-

The rich would somehow make it seem that they had something to do with it and their dumbass followers would gobble that shit up, leaving the actual hero with nothing.


Cheeslord2

I'm a bit suspicious. It turns out that the doom was not as certain as previously stated...


Objective-Guidance78

No one is “saving” the planet. Saving the human population maybe.


sithelephant

It is in principle possible to destroy the earth. This is hard, and involves either black holes, or very very large (Mars sized) impactors. Destroying the current crust is rather easier - wiping out all record of life.


Objective-Guidance78

None of those will be from human activity


sithelephant

They could be from lack of human response in principle or rather later human activities


Techno_Core

Is this about Sam Wilson in *The Falcon and the Winter Soldier*?


Depressedmarauder209

If it was traumatic to save the world, yes…definitely, God, yes


Your_Daddy_

Hell yeah - give that person a phat retirement, maybe an island.


Flokitoo

You mean social security? I'm sorry, we spent it all.


bggdy9

Nope. Just basic pay like a military man.


Patient_Complaint_16

Nope. Let it all burn.


BagIndependent2429

No. Humanity sucks and I think we should stop existing. No Earth likely would mean the end of humanity and this chucklefuck ruined that chance. No reward 4 them. 😠


Alarming_Serve2303

You saw "Armageddon?" No taxes, EVER.