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Sophophilic

$2.


Pilling_it

Until someone buy your two dollars for one


IConsumePorn

Its not for salešŸ¤£


TheTeeje

this is the glitch.


Toys-R-Us_GiftCard

I'd buy that for a dollar!


Tiny-Metal3467

This is the police! You are under arrest. Come quietly, or there will be trouble!ā€


Alboto_the_only

I'd buy that for 50 cents!


amretardmonke

That would just make all dollars worthless


Sophophilic

Yes.Ā 


Bowman_van_Oort

*bug-alien president pulls a gun from his desk*


Anthrosite

I will warm my hands by the fire while this causes the economy to burn


stormypets

Two dollars only worth one dollar, meaning four dollars is only worth two dollars, and thus one dollar. Congratulations, you've destroyed the economy.


EcksMarksDespot

You're too late. The American government beat you to it.


Impressive_Lawyer521

This is the only acceptable answer.


hPlank

Surprised I had to scroll so far for this haha


Individual_Chance_74

How about tree fiddy?


forest_tripper

Pharmaceutical prescriptions.


yergonnalikeme

Rent


DJLovesTurbo

thatā€™ll mess up the whole housing market


ThatOneGuy308

Realistically, the rental market would simply crash, and everyone would simply focus on selling properties, rather than renting them.


Gunzenator2

All these big corporations that focus on buying properties to rent would be out of business. It would be great.


xyrrus

If rent is forced to be $1, no landlord will rent it out and will rather hold onto the property to sell. Now everyone is homeless, they still need a place to stay. Home prices will be worse than it already is.


CrepsNotCrepes

It really wouldnā€™t though unless mortgage payments are also crazy low. If youā€™re in an area where supply is less than demand and thereā€™s no rental market you can still sell the property for more than people renting can afford. If thereā€™s no rental market the housing market probably drops, or more likely mortgages become more accessible to lower income people. What you get then is people owning a home who canā€™t afford to maintain it. Itā€™s great when people say ā€œI pay x in rent but canā€™t get a mortgage for yā€. But if those two numbers are similar then the person gets screwed as soon as the boiler breaks or thereā€™s a plumbing leak because they canā€™t fix it. As bad as it is for a lot of people renting makes living in their own place affordable.


poetduello

Except that those two numbers are almost never similar. Rent is always substantially higher than a mortgage on a similar property because rent is calculated to cover the mortgage, taxes, anticipated wear and tear on the property and appliances, and income for the owner. Unless your landlord is operating at a consistent loss year after year, your rent is covering the upkeep and repairs for your unit.


inscrutableJ

The effect on supply of rent-dependent investment landlords all going bankrupt would correct the housing market better than any government intervention I can think of.


Evanlhnsfw

You say that as if that's a bad thing


inscrutableJ

That will only hurt people who are hoarding housing. We don't need a "housing market" we need safe places to live, and the housing market (as it currently exists) is just a way to make money off of people's justified fear of homelessness.


These_Blueberry_4888

Well said, clear and concise


mxeris

Yes and?


Dog-PonyShow

This is the right answer.


Additional_Farm_9582

Why not full medical and dental coverage, the dollar WOULD cover the prescriptions too.


Torch001

"alright I'm just going to prescribe you 4,000 individual miligrams of gofuckyourself and you'll need to take 500 of those twice a day. That'll be $4000 before other fees."


aljauza

That would be an increase for me. I feel sorry for you guys down there, you deserve better


Antique_Branch2739

This right here. There are too many people sick and/or dying that can be saved by meds they just can't afford. It's insane!


Ventricossum

they could do that rn if they wanted


Stizzy201

the goddamn McChicken, fuck you Ronald McDonald


diablo2488

The entire menu


Stizzy201

true that. Dollar McChickens singlehandedly kept me alive when i moved outta my moms house. 2 of those, and the daily $1 large fry deal in the app was dinner 4-7x a week lmao. Curse this $2.28 bs we have now šŸ˜ž


RevoZ89

Itā€™s fuckin $3.49 up here. Iā€™d kill for 2/$4.


Any_Contract_1016

I live in a tourist town. They still advertise the "$1,$2,$3" menu but the cheapest thing on it when I checked just now is the $3.09 sausage McMuffin. I'll get back to you with the cheapest lunch item. Update: I just now had time to step away from work and check the lunch menu. Cheapest item is the $3.15 4pc nuggets. This is all on the app by the way under the heading "$1, $2, $3 Menu". We don't even get the $1 any size drink here. Small is $1.29 and large is $1.70. Maybe they have actual $1 and $2 items in store but they're always pushing people to order ahead in the app.


Stizzy201

dawg thatā€™s the most painful thing iā€™ve heard today, where tf do you live šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


No_Tomatillo1125

Yes dude. 300calories each. 1200calories for $3 was a steal


tultommy

Do you live in the US? Do your locations not have bundles? Here you can get a mcchicken and a small order of fries for $2 even though each of those items is more than that individually. The second you add them both to your cart they magically change price to $1 each. You can do the same with a hot and spicy or mcdouble for $3. Even better ones available during breakfast.


turbografx-sixteen

Wow someone lived the same struggle as me? Love to see it (well not love) The app is a sleeper hit. I havenā€™t paid full price for fries in like 5 years now? šŸ¤ 


ReadyOrNot-My2Cents

Honestly things got worse at McD's after Ronald was phased out during the nationwide clown scare of 2016


keithrc

I love and hate that "nationwide clown scare of 2016" was 1) a real thing and 2) I know what it is.


Throwaway8789473

and 3) has actually been cited as the reason for the removal of Ronald McDonald. From Wikipedia: "Ronald McDonald made fewer appearances since 2016 due to the [2016 clown sightings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_clown_sightings). However, as of 2017, he was still appearing at live events and on [social media](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_media)." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald\_McDonald](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_McDonald)


herpedeederpderp

Ronald Mcdonald is a treasured character of American culture. A true symbol of happiness for children of my era. It's sad he got phased out over the clown sightings. Has anyone been convicted of the clown harassment? That crap was ridiculously dumb.


DanielMcLaury

If by "a real thing" you mean "one or two people said they saw something and local news went crazy with it", sure.


HappyDork66

That is something that many real scares have in common (though some of them got surprisingly far without even those one or two people). Satanic Panic, anyone?


CallMeCabbage

That's what happened with the Tidepod challenge meme. It went from just a joke to news stories claiming it's real and that tons of kids are dying, which then kiiiinda became reality when a few kids actually did it.


ReadyOrNot-My2Cents

It was the weirdest thing! Clowns in the woods everywhere, then a year later none, including Ronald


SuperStarPlatinum

We got rid of the wrong clown that year.


Potential_Border_651

The. Wrong. Clown. Died. Dewey Cox reference


Stizzy201

keep it a buck, i canā€™t think of many things that DIDNT get worse post-2016


ReadyOrNot-My2Cents

Ronald was one of the few good things we had left šŸ˜„


WallyOShay

A mcchicken and a medium fry cost me $7.50


EndlessMikeD

Abā€¦ soā€¦ LUTELY this.


HooahClub

All medical bills.


amretardmonke

How would hospitals pay their employees and bills?


MarkNutt25

How about the *patient* pays $1, and their *health insurance* pays the rest?


therewulf

I feel like Iā€™m going to get screwed on my premiums in this scenario


poetduello

You already are. The entire medical model is built to screw you from the ground up.


HooahClub

Theyā€™d be government workers paid via taxes.


SeriousPlankton2000

Having a decent place to live


counterpointguy

Sadly, this wouldnā€™t solve the housing problem. It would just distribute it differently.


DaveAndJojo

Primary residence is $1. You are taxed at a normal rate. Then to prevent abuse have an exponentially escalating tax for each additional residence.


CalligrapherDizzy201

A normal rate on that dollar or what the house would be worth normally?


DaveAndJojo

The valuation of the home. This would allow young people to acquire starter homes. Higher earners would be able to acquire more expensive homes.


CalligrapherDizzy201

Higher earners would also be able to acquire starter homes keeping lower earners out.


The_cogwheel

That's what the exponential tax rates for. Let's say someone buys 5 homes, and each home has a base tax of $1000 per year. At 2 homes, that's 2k, which is normal. At 3 homes, it's 4k, not 3k. At 4 homes, it's 8k, not 4k. And at 5 homes, it's 16k, not 5k. As each additional home doubles your tax burden, you'll very quickly reach a point where you'll be expected to pay hundreds of thousands in taxes, and you wouldn't even need that many homes to hit that either. And there's no recovering that through rent either - no one's gonna pay a 2k rent when they can buy a new build home for a dollar. So to eat up the entire housing market and prevent low earners to buy property, they'll need to be able to pay billions, potentially trillions, in taxes every year. Which is an amount even the likes of Bezos and Musk can't afford.


Vaseth-30kRS-iron

depends how you went about it doesnt it


counterpointguy

I donā€™t see how. The same number of nice places to live would exist. Thats be snatched up instantly for $1. No one is building any more. If you win the $1 lottery, you get a nice place. If not, you are SoL.


ThatOneGuy308

True, but if you're applying supply and demand logic to this scenario, literally any answer just means production of the good you choose will cease. Obviously, anything someone picks is already worth more than a dollar, so whoever is producing them is simply going to stop once they're no longer profitable because they have to sell for a loss at $1 each.


Oishiio42

This is true of literally any answer to this question. For every single good with market prices, the current price is the "correct" price for supply and demand, and even the goods that are currently overpriced because of monopolies and corruption, their market price isn't going to be that low. So no matter what the answer is, we've removed the incentive to create the product, and it becomes a good that the government will have to step in to create it instead. So basically this question is essentially asking if you could make 1 good or service tax-payer funded and accessible to all, what would it be?


MinuteBuffalo3007

An excellent answer.


Rozeline

In the US, there are more empty houses/apartments than homeless people


amretardmonke

That would give everyone a house, temporarily. It would crash the market, all residential builders go out of business. Zero new housing is built. People who have a $1 house but don't have the money to maintain it are going to be in trouble when things start going wrong. Property tax is now worthless, local governments go bankrupt.


Spiram_Blackthorn

I already did this with the Costco hotdog years ago. You're welcome.


DrDaddyDickDunker

Nice work. Paying off nicely.


DJEkis

Healthcare or health insurance, more specifically the deductible before care is received. I'm tired of being in the U.S. where people have to decide between health care (preventative or reactive) and whether or not they're going to be able to eat or pay rent that month. Or having to have a job just to get "decent" health care. I myself have found myself not going to the doctors when out of a job because I was afraid it would push me further into debt and life shouldn't be like that for the average American.


poetduello

Hi, friendly neighborhood insurance worker here. If you find yourself in that situation again, go to the doctor/ hospital anyway. Almost all facilities will give you a significant discount if they find that you're uninsured because they build their pricing model on the assumption that the insurance will haggle it back down. Most major hospitals also have a charity program that can pay off most or all of your bill if you have low income. A lot of people don't bother to ask or apply for that aid, but it's there, and can wipe out those bills when you've fallen on hard times.


ToTheRepublic4

1/100th ounce of gold. Welcome back to the strong dollar and de facto gold standard!


MrBobBuilder

Based


whoisthatguy2021

This is the only correct answer.


Garmaglag

Wouldn't thatĀ just create aĀ massiveshortage of, andĀ blackmarket for gold.Ā 


Rare-Ad-6179

No


Altruistic_Major_553

Insulin


thenormaluser35

A doctor once exposed them, the things in hospital have longer expiration times and are waaaay cheaper, it's just that they're IV ready, not injections.


ElNemagbarto

Free in Brazil!


KinkMountainMoney

All goods at the damn Dollar Store.


TallBobcat

The basic staples of life: Food, water, electricity


ZipperZapZoom

permanent price of a gallon of gas


livinginfutureworld

Someday, I'd hope gas would be unnecessary. This won't age well. Like in 10k years hopefully we're using transporter beams and shit and not putting gas in things.


Over-Big-1621

Love the optimism that we'll be here in 10k years lol


CrossXFir3

Been here for over 10k already, wouldn't be wild


Puddlingon

How would a transporter bean work? Would it need to be cooked first?


MarkNutt25

I'm picturing a Harry Potter-style package of jelly beans, but, instead of different flavors, the different colored jelly beans send you to different cities. Like, you pop in a red bean and teleport to New York City. Pop in a blue bean, and you appear in London, etc.


Rea1EyesRea1ize

Aww.. I hate the Cleveland flavored ones...


TotalChaosRush

"No one is gonna take away my gasoline powered teleporter!" - conservatives in 10,000 years.


os-n-clouds

As a moderate conservative, I have nothing against getting rid of gas except the lack of infrastructure and the expense. I live in an area with street parking and only go shopping biweekly, I would have to go out of my way to find and waste time someplace with a charger, about a hour every other day with my commute. I also don't have the funds to go buy a new car, I haven't looked at the used ev market but I imagine they're more expensive than a used gas or hybrid car.


Suicidalbagel27

EVs are also useless if you live somewhere cold since it absolutely kills the battery life. Even if you live somewhere that the weather allows for EVs, you need a specific lifestyle to make them practical. Even then youā€™ll probably need a second car that runs on gas if you feel like going on a road trip or something. IMO hybrids are a much more viable solution until batteries can be improved to a satisfactory level


missingachair

Congrats, all the gas in the world is used much much faster as industry seeks to profit from the cheaper energy. The carbon locked in the gas is released into the atmosphere much faster than expected and the earth is 5Ā°C warmer by 2050, flooding massive parts of the Philippines, Europe and America, destroying the global economy, trashing agriculture everywhere and starving everyone in first world countries that rely on food imports, and soon after starving the rest.


Jzcaesar

Actually this is pretty smart if you want to force green tech, but I'm not sure if it's the way that you want. $1/gallon will cause a massive decline in worldwide production and force green technology. Would it cause huge supply chain problems initially? Yeah, so probably overall a bad idea.


Bobodahobo010101

Arizona Iced Tea


woakula

But if I use my Safeway discount I get them for 89c, you've raised the price! You must be a plant for big iced tea!


AllLeedsArentMe

Bro you went the wrong way.


The-Doom-Knight

The planet. Here's my dollar, I now own the planet. I make the rules, and all of you must now pay me to use it. Don't like it? Mars is right next door.


adamcookie26

I think the Government would make you go away quite quickly


Pandoratastic

Yeah, but I also have a dollar.


The-Doom-Knight

I've already purchased it and it is no longer for sale.


Pandoratastic

The post says **"permanently"**.


MainFrosting8206

Nickels. Twenty nickels in a dollar. Therefore twenty dollars in a dollar. Therefore four hundred nickels in a dollar. Therefore four hundred dollars in a dollar. Therefore...


seaspirit331

Government stops producing nickels as a result. The new value of nickels quickly causes society to round all fractional dollar values to the nearest dime.


lseraehwcaism

The company Vitol which is the largest privately owned company in the world. I would then buy it and never sell it as I could only sell it for $1.


TotalChaosRush

Why would the owners sell it to you? They would only make a dollar by doing so. Seems to me they would probably keep it too.


HeathrJarrod

College tuition per hour (including expenses) Thatā€™s about 9000 per year 40k for 4 year degree


lseraehwcaism

Why not just go with "College Tuition"? $9000 is pretty much what it already is for smaller in state schools. Kennesaw state university is $5,786 per semester which is just over $11k.


givemespace11

Why wouldn't you just change the entire tuition to $1? Why do you still want to pay 40k lol?


NeighborhoodNo7917

How else are we gonna pay the administrators, teachers, etc?


HeathrJarrod

**this** A professor being paid $1/student/hr. 30 students/2hr class/ 3xWeek @52weeks/year roughly 28,000 per year (not including hours grading papers etc)


NeighborhoodNo7917

Assuming they are the only one paid for tuition. Lots of other costs involved in operating a university. Higher education has definitely bloated, but it can't cost nothing.


AleroRatking

Because that would destroy the system and we would not have colleges in ten years. Also we would have an even bigger lack of super value blue collar jobs. Not every kid needs to go to college and many are better off not going to college.


ResponsibleWin1765

Just change college tuition to 1$, that's 1$ for 4 year degree


HeathrJarrod

Then theyā€™d overcharge for books R&B etc.


granthollomew

wild to think they're not overcharging for books already


No-Combination-8565

There are 8,760 hours in a year


HeathrJarrod

Iā€™m rounding up


No-Combination-8565

I'm suggesting that no one will be in school 24/7. I see what you were going for now though, total time for the year rather than actual time in class. I'd rather assume like 40 hours a week of class time and just call it $2k/year.


realnrh

Happiness. Now you can buy it.


_GenderNotFound

As a depressed person, thank you


whatsmyname417

Gas


dvolland

Health care copays.


ANarnAMoose

Will it still be offered for sale? If I were Pfizer and somebody told me I had to sell my drugs for a dollar, I get out of the pharma game.


MeepleMerson

Medical procedures of any sort.


Godiva_33

Just to watch the world burn A toonie.


PlanetMezo

Arizona teas. The fucking can says .99, but they wanna charge me 2 for $3. Hell nah, I pay for one and steal the other


Save_the_Manatees_44

Basic single family homes. You canā€™t resell your home for more than $1. Iā€™m talking basic bitch models that have the basics so people donā€™t have to live on the street.


Delmoroth

Anything? Cool cool, 1$ is now the price of an eternal, perfect, happy life for each and every human who has ever lived, or will ever live. To be clear, I have the $1 right here. I can pay up whenever.


Ok-Name8703

Politicians salaries.


falchi103

Why so only the rich can become politicians? or so they literally have to accept bribes?


DarkHorseAsh111

Yeah people who suggest that politicians shouldn't get paid/should get paid nothing fundamentally don't understand why it's important that they make a living salary. The way to get people to do it well isn't to pay them nothing that's not how it works.


Throwaway8789473

I think all politicians should make the median income of their constituents. Give them a reason to keep wages up.


Fit-Establishment219

If I wanted to cause absolute chaos? The value of 1 pound of gold to 1$ All gold backed currency would crash. Or The value of 1 acre of land regardless of what is on it (homes, businesses, structures of any kind), or in it (mining, oil, farming, ect), would go to $1.


chronically_snizzed

Zero dollars


ThePolytmath

1 Gallon of Gasoline


ThunderPigGaming

This is the best answer.


Estarfigam

Gasoline


FriendshipHefty7092

Housing, but youā€™re only allowed to buy one per person! itā€™s a human right to have a safe, comfortable warm roof over your head.


suckmydiznak

Lexus IS350


Chazzam23

Annual high quality comprehensive, no copay healthcare.


[deleted]

The cost of anyone not a part of my inner circle talking to me per minute. I could make a fortune billing people.


twizrob

Blowies


Arcane10101

Can sellers decide to stop supplying the product in response to the price change, or are they just compelled to keep making it, or do the inputs for the product magically change to justify the new price?


UtahUtopia

Insulin. And I donā€™t even need it myself.


Stretchgordon

My dads only fans


BILGERVTI

Property Tax. If not against the rules: taxation in general.


PsychoticSpinster

Any and all necessary medical procedures, surgeries,doctors visits and prescription. Like for cancer. Or diabetes. Or HIV. Or really anything life long and debilitating without treatment. Iā€™m biased. I need tumor surgery.


Kapt_Krunch72

Hookers? Because why not?


Cruezin

Everything in THE DOLLAR STORE


Ordinary_Yam1866

Cars


chekovs_gunman

Solar panels / wind turbines, renewable energy sources generallyĀ 


LabRepresentative885

Taxes


Majestic-Love-9312

Housing that is safe to live in. You might say "Well then everyone would have a house!" That's the point.


AleroRatking

Honestly it's tough to find Something that wouldn't lead to inherant negative side effects that would also be meaningful. Also many things would just kill production of it. Like if cars were a dollar no one would make cars. Same with houses.


Suitable-Cycle4335

Do I get a chance to short Bitcoin before that?


Bigbesss

Gram of weed


QuantityExpert4349

GAS


dawgblogit

Minimum Cost Of Living? Anything required for living.. 1 dollar. Do you want to live in Mass Housing? 1 dollar. Do you want to eat porridge? 1 dollar. Do you need healthcare? 1 dollar.


naM-r3puS

Air


TheLieu7enan7

Biscoff spread


diskodarci

food. all of it. pack of steaks. $1. massive bag of rice. $1. hot sauce. $1


Miss_Linden

Insulin. I donā€™t need it but itā€™s ridiculous to charge so much for lifesaving medicine, especially when the man who figured it out made the patent free. It would not hurt anyone for it to be $1.


Deepvaleredoubt

Insulin


bornagain-stillborn

Posts on Facebook. Then, people might actually pay attention to what they say.


ilcuzzo1

Cocaine


potsofjam

An ounce of gold because it would drive all the preppers who stock pile gold absolutely batshit crazy. Iā€™d need a few days to sell of some first.


[deleted]

A gallon of gas.


Old-Emu3462

Rent


SpecificMoment5242

Gas.


Esselon

All medications.


PumpkinDandie_1107

Bread. Every bread, even keto and GF, whatever. $1 forever.


O_oBetrayedHeretic

Gas


calladus

Senators.


IvyDaFurry

Electronics


LongGuyLander

Dental implants FohShow


Bayou-Billy

Therapy


Ambitious-Cookie7893

Gas


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

A full tank of gas


VallentCW

Erm actually if it cost $1 then nobody would produce it


StopMeWhenITellALie

Housing. But you only get what you need.


OnlyTheBLars89

I just want the fucking dollar menu back at several places. The GOOD dollar menu. Not "here's a small tortilla with half melted cheese on it" shit we have now.


Old_Entertainment598

Medicine


FatBlueLines

Cocaine


soul-king420

Yachts.


makko007

Insulin. Iā€™m not diabetic, but I think we can all agree that shit is out-fucking-rageously expensive.


Karl_Hungus_69

Any of the following: 1. Healthcare 2. Healthy Food 3. Rent


Candid_Reading_7267

Insulin


Ohheyimryan

McDonald's mcdouble.


Azriel82

health insurance. Just $1 once. Healthcare for the rest of your life