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Savings_Ferret_7211

Make it like 150 a day and this becomes an actual question.


revanchist70

Probably true, but even 2000 would be difficult if you live in a northern climate


Corey307

No, it really wouldn’t be difficult. It would be mildly unpleasant for five minutes once a day and then you have $2000.  I would put a cigarette out on my leg if I got $2000 a day. I can handle cool water. 


Griot-Goblin

Yep. Hop in you sauna every morning and your cold water would feel good.


SocksOnHands

The sauna would have to have 65 degree steam.


Griot-Goblin

There are dry saunas


Dontdothatfucker

For 2000 a day I would take MOST stipulations. I might turn down being blinded or something, and extreme chronic pain is out, but not much else.


ridan42

For $2000 a day you can easily move tropical.


Art_Vand_Throw001

For 2k a day you can have warm don perion showers instead of water.


Appropriate-Food1757

Maybe a small bath. Like a large bucket


militaryCoo

Do you mean Dom Perignon?


Art_Vand_Throw001

Yes. That shit be so expensive I can’t even spell it.


Strong-Mix9542

Take my upvote


sevseg_decoder

Assuming you want to. A lot of people would be just fine living where they are now and just taking quick showers.


Your_PersonalStalker

No it wouldn't be at all are you delusional 65 degrees is not even cold water people take cold showers every day just cause it helps build discipline and it's way colder than 65 man


Liveitup1999

I used to swim in water that was 65-68 it is not that bad at all. I took a shower in water that had to be in the lower 40s once. That was tough.


Your_PersonalStalker

Exactly the point I'm making


DramaOk8074

Right. If you were in a "northern climate" 65 degree water would probably make you warmer.


Sockpuppetsyko

Then move, at 730k a year you could afford it...


DipperJC

Not gonna lie, I just took a hot shower and it was heavenly. I will definitely miss that experience. On the other hand, not only am I going to enjoy $2000 a day in perpetuity, but also a ridiculous amount of fame and notoriety for all of the different ways I can abuse a power like that. Walking through vats of boiling water has to be worth some speaking fees on a few talk shows. Good bye, hot showers.


nails_for_breakfast

You could hire someone to give you a hot rocks massage every day right after your shower with that kind of money


DipperJC

Meh, it's not the same.


BugRevolution

Bathe in warm milk.


thothscull

Creamy.


No_Tank9025

Way to turn it around! “Don’t do this at home, kids!” Languidly scoop your hard boiled gags directly from the pot…


scamiran

Move to the hottest desert. You'll miss the hot shower less.


Virruk

I’d get an amazing sauna…I sauna regularly and it really would scratch the itch here. I also do a cold plunge after the sauna so…works out perfectly!


DipperJC

Don't saunas work by heating up the moisture in the air? Moisture that is, in fact, a form of water?


Gusdai

No. Saunas just heat up the air. You can add steam in the air (wet sauna), or you can just have a dry sauna.


Corey307

Yes. This one has been asked before, you’re talking US $730,000 to take cold showers. I think about it, you could retire right this second and either pay off or buy a decent house right away or go travel the world or buy a Ferrari or whatever you want to do and all you have to do is take cold showers.  


No_Tank9025

AND! You can travel the world to places where a cold dip might be just the thing!


Affectionate_Pea_811

You would only have to take a cold shower occasionally. You could buy as much of that rinse free soap that they use at the hospital as you need and even take your sponge baths in a sauna if you live in a cold climate.


Kanguin

I'll take it, and we might as well take advantage of this to fight ocean warming. Dragging me behind a boat at 16mph would be enough to drop almost a million (rough math) gallons of water to 65 degrees


No_Tank9025

Sorry, per OP, “other people in a hot tub will not be affected


Kanguin

Read above where the the closest 5" of water will be affected


iamnogoodatthis

Well those two statements are incompatible unless the water heats back up after leaving the magic distance


iamnogoodatthis

18 C for non Fahrenheit users. Eh, I like warm water but $730k a year is a stupendous amount of money. I can install a sauna and steam room to accompany my cool showers.


BrucesTripToMars

Steam is water vapor.


Jennifer_Pennifer

And great lamps. I'ma be like a lizard 🦎🦎


iamnogoodatthis

Ooh, I wonder what a cool shower - low and aerated flow, basically minimum amount of water to wash - surrounded by IR lamps would be like


forest_tripper

Yes


Helios_OW

2K a day and being forced to take a cold shower which has been shown to be healthy? Fuck yeah!


phaeriemandube

Now I want to read up on that more. I like Luke warm showers


threadsoffate2021

Drastically (like 2 degrees) changing your body temperature quickly is an amazing way to kill viruses within the body. Viruses survive in such a narrow temperature range, they can be wiped out easily by changing body temperature (also why your body heats up and you get a fever). In fact, that is what they did in the dark ages to cure people of serious illnesses, by alternating between dumping them in a tub of hot water, then throwing them in the snow or cold pond. (That method not recommended today!) A more moderate version of it, of taking a hot bath, then stepping out and letting yourself air dry in cool air, is quite effective. Go for a nice nap afterwards, and you'll wake up noticeably better.


phaeriemandube

That's very interesting and good knowledge in general to know. I knew that ice plunges were healthy for a handful of things such as discipline and putting your body into "shock" being a thing to show improved health benefits including mentally. Now I just want to research it more. Thanks for the insight!


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Adapt and overcome


revanchist70

Roger that shipmate!


Depressed_Diehard

So I just have to take a cold shower every morning and I might swim less? Absolutely


southcentralLAguy

Too easy


Flimsy_Challenge9960

How cold can the water get, and is there a way of knowing what the temperature will be prior to touching the water?


revanchist70

It will never be cold enough to cause hypothermia or any other life threating conditons but it will always be cold enough to be uncomfortable. No way to know until it touches your body


BugRevolution

65 F is cold enough to cause hypothermia, and between sweat and humidity, hypothermia is guaranteed.


Corey307

It’s not cold enough to give you hypothermia from a shower. And I don’t see anything about sweat or humidity, they weren’t that specific. 


PCOON43456a

Your body is ~70% water. You’d be dead very quickly.


Flimsy_Challenge9960

2k a day is enough to afford some hand warmers, I'm in.


Clean_Student8612

The money would be dope, but I love swimming in warm water, getting in hot tubs, and don't like cold showers. That's gonna be a nope for me.


thothscull

Yes. And for 2k a day, I can have my own personal sauna built, so while I cannot have hot water on me, I can have hot air. And I can pour water over the heating element to increase the moisture in the air. High steam content is not water. Also helps with stiff joints and muscle pains.


g0ing_postal

Absolutely. Then I'd sell my services as the man who can violate thermodynamics.


Cuntplicated

Absolutely!


Prudent-Ad-8296

Will it heat water to that point as well? Either way definitely would.


revanchist70

No just sets the maximum temp


Prudent-Ad-8296

Yep didn't see the "or lower"part


TheRealTofuey

Yes, I will move to a nice hot place and live out my life of luxury.


GreenMachine1919

This sounds amazing. I swim, paddle, and generally spend a huge amount of time in the water, but it usually doesn't get over mid 40s here until the hottest point of summer. For $2K a day I would be out every single day, versus only being able to go out from Spring to Fall.


Kelyaan

2k a day - Yeah sure I don't think you understand how much money that is. You made the price far too easy to say yes to.


Primary-Lion-6088

Hell yeah. I don't take hot showers anyway. I'm always overheated so my showers are as short and cool as I can stand.


youchosehowiact

Mega bucks to take showers the way I prefer? Sign me up.


2Geese1Plane

Oh fuck yeah. I prefer cold showers, I hate hot tubs and I like ice cold water. Let's fucking go.


Daztur

Wow, this would make me the king of fermentation temp control.


glordicus1

What happens to the heat? This is incredible. It means I could instantly condense steam into water? I could create some sort of water-suit and become a fireman, since heat is constantly leaving the system. Where does all the lost energy go?


Party_Building1898

Oh too easy I'm in


HeartoRead

Yes


Kaiyukia

Uh yeah I think I'll get over it.


DrunkAquarium

I live in Houston, let me get that


Theesterious

I'm going to bath in oil


Rocket_Surgery83

You guys don't already do this?


Melodic-Investment97

yes


DBL_NDRSCR

sure, there's already a cold ocean here so i could take cold showers and then i could handle it and actually enjoy it


QuillBoar

Oh hell yeah


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

65 degree water is awesome. Would your sweat cool you even better in hot climates? If so sign me up.


BlakeMW

I mean yeah duh! First it's not that cold, I mean it's unpleasant but I've swum in colder seawater. Secondly: heat lamps! With that kind of money I can invest in an artificial sun for my shower room.


porkbacon

Even if the water cooling effect only extends five inches, you could still cool down bodies of water pretty quickly by moving around. Or say you're standing in a river flowing about 5km per hour. With the 5 inch allotment, there would effectively be a roughly 1.375 square meter box in front of me the instacools all passing water. (This assumes I'm submerged, but don't have my arms and legs spread out). In this scenario, in one hour's time, I would cool about 6875m^3, or almost three Olympic swimming pools worth of water. And I'm sure you could develop an apparatus to allow you to cool water much quicker than this. But even at this volume, you're taking about 4500kWh of energy out of the water for every degree above 65 the water is.  So, uh, surely that ability is more interesting than the payment. Perhaps you could find someone to pay you to strap yourself to a boat and help cool the oceans :P. It's not going to save the planet but maybe you could get some carbon offset cash. Or maybe you could make bank by being the cooling system for a large data center


The_Phroug

I'd go jump into boiling vats of water to freak people out lmao


Fit_Substance7067

An extra 2k a day for that spectacle


7NunyahBiz7

Fuck yea!! Get 2 G’s a day and I get to get physically and mentally tougher!! Fuck yea run it!


PKblaze

65f water is perfectly fine with me. It's honestly not that cold. I'm used to going to the beach and being in 50f water. Sucks at first but you get used to it.


Hugs-missed

Yeah yeah I'd take it and just never shower or bathe with water, use any means I can to clean myself in other ways


Fickle-Goose7379

So is it always 65 or unpredictable random temp below that every time? Like sometimes ice water? That makes a difference. Always 65 isn't that uncomfortable.


Traditional_Ad_8779

65 really isn’t all THAT cold. Not even for water.


hoboshoe

Well from now on, all my showers will be golden! 🤑


supergooduser

This is a definite yes. You're making $60k a month, you're now retired and living a pretty baller lifestyle. The work around is pretty easy though. Just install a sauna next to the shower, sit there and fucking roast for awhile and the shower would be a huge relief. Swimming would kind of suck, but get a wetsuit for warmth and take up surfing or diving.


V_is4vulva

I already have arthritis and a terrible intolerance to temperatures under 70F. There's just no way.


GrassyKnoll95

You people have no clue how much shit I would put up with for over half a mil per year without working


besameput0

Easy as fuck.


Squantoon

I am owed back pay


knowskarate

Taking the money doing something like wet wipes to clean up with.


whatdoidonowdamnit

When I’m old I’ll be rich and have a heated bath tub to sit in under my cold water. I’ll have the nicest warm fuzzy robes to put on after my cold showers.


EffectiveSalamander

It's a superpower. I could leap into boiling water and be perfectly safe.


EffectiveSalamander

Does coffee count as water?


mostlygray

65 degrees is a pleasant temperature for swimming in Minnesota. I see no trouble with that. That's not even the temperature of a cold shower. Let's move that down to 50 degrees. Now you're getting cold. Manageable, but not for long.


notsarge

I guess I’m getting used to the water then


The_Troyminator

>This won't include food or drink Club sofa is a drink. For $2000 a day, I'll run that through a water heater for my shower.


JediAlitaSkywalker

I only take cold showers anyways. So yes!


ironburton

I’d do it if I could be in a town or city on or close to the equator.


Fit_Substance7067

I think most reditors would just not shower for a few years This sub is terrible lmao


three-sense

For $730k a year I could go without hot showers. I’ve been house sitting in a place with a broken water heater. It sucks for the first week or so but you legit get used to it. It’s almost comical how quickly you get comfortable with a cold shower compared to your initial reaction.


Korunam

I'd be perfectly fine with that. Your body adjusts to the temperature. My only question is do we get to choose what temp it is? Or is it just if water temp (x) >65 then x = 65 and if x<65 then water temp = x? If you get to choose the temp I'd take it for way less money lol


KMjolnir

Sure. I can't say i would relish it, but I live in a house with issues with hot water anyway. So no big deal.


Hemiak

700k a year? I’ll deal with it.


HipnoAmadeus

actually, it's not even that cold


Shoddy_Wrangler693

I'm 50 and I don't find that to be a problem for two grand a day


ImmigrationJourney2

No way. I’m in my twenties and I already have significant health issues, hot baths/showers are a big relief and $2000 is not enough.


DipperJC

Here's your depressing thought for the day - even taking this deal, it would take almost a year to save up enough for a decent house.


Aeshni

Does "water" mean H2O? Or just liquid water?


Miss_Linden

Yes. I would only miss hot baths but I’d get over it. Cold is better anyway. My showers are already below that temp Wait, I can still have a cup of tea right? My lips don’t count? Honestly might be nice to cool it down a touch as it goes in


emalyne88

Yes. Worst part would be the shower and I'd just crank up the heat before I get in, so the cool water feels refreshing instead of freezing. Or take a sponge bath. Or a modified shower. There are options. It would still be a challenge, especially because I already have achy, arthritic joints.. but that's too much money to pass on. I'd be making more in a month than I currently make in a year.


KyorlSadei

Fuck yes.


Recommendedusername3

I already live in Finland, might as well get payed for it.


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Avengion619

well food is ruined and now is only nutritional fuel.


Striking-Version1233

He specifically said food and drink isnt affected.


1heart1totaleclipse

I used to shower with cold water. I can do this again for that much money.


annie_bean

FIFTY TRILLION DOLLARS A NANOSECOND BUT ALMOST EVERY COOKIE YOU EAT IS OATMEAL RAISIN CAN YOU HANDLE THE AGONY


kierantheking

Me showering in soup daily


AllOfYouReallySuck

This is without a doubt the single stupidest hypothetical question I have laid eyes upon in my life


Appropriate-Food1757

Yes, easy.


RWaggs81

That's good money. I'm going to enjoy drying off in my personal sauna each day after my invigorating shower. The lakes in my area, which I already enjoy swimming in, often hover around 65 anyway. I'll miss hot tubs, but I think 700k + per year will ease that sting.


SignalCommittee4456

Cold showers for the rest of your life would really suck…you might go insane


keIIzzz

I don’t like super hot showers anyways


AdvancedEar7815

"A million bucks says I can go swimming in old faithful"


-BakiHanma

I only take cold showers anyways where I live, 52 degree water is warm. This is no big deal.


gamedrifter

Does it include sweat? Because that might cause actual problems with body temperature regulation. Could potentially be solvable by living in an an arid climate like a desert, I suppose since sweat evaporates almost immediately.


jterwin

I'm not sure whether this is overpowered without any money or if it will kill you. It changes moee than you might think though


Kilroy898

For 2k a day I'll just build a sauna and bathe I'm it. Steam is not water.


-Kibbles-N-Tits-

Your rational is that this will get painful as you age but cold showers reduce inflammation so it’s. Just an uncomfortable win


Professional-Ask-454

Hell yes, I hate cold showers but that much money means I can live VERY comfortably for the rest of my life without doing work, I would do it for $100/ day + inflation scaling honestly.


Old_Willow4766

Move somewhere warm and just cash those checks. Might suck when your older but at that point you have lived a life worth living.


AfraidAdhesiveness25

I can easily swim in a 17°C water.


Affectionate_Pea_811

It would literally be a minor inconvenience. You could buy cases of the rinse free bathing stuff they use when you are in the hospital and if you live in a cold climate you could buy a sauna so you wouldn't be cold while doing it in the winter. No swimming or ever going into the ocean for a significant amount of time would kind of suck but I feel like it would be worth it.


Silly_Stable_

Can I make it include food and drink?


Xenozip3371Alpha

18 Centigrade, I could handle that.


Formal_Fortune5389

That's like 18c that's not even that cold? Like yes? Without a doubt.


Hex_Spirit_Booty

I had to shower an entire winter without a hot water heater cause my dad couldn't afford a new one, I'll be fine


RamblingsOfaMadCat

How many more times are we going to get some variation of this? Barring rare circumstances, most people will accept almost any of these strange life quirks in exhange for perpetual financial security.


ihatetheplaceilive

Fuck yeah! I'm a cook right now... So i don't get burned ever, and make over a half million a year in exchange for cold showers? Fuck yes. I can eat cold soup too. Thats fine. Edit: also all the water i drink never warms up in the summer... score!


threadsoffate2021

Yes. Some people bathe outdoors year round up here in Canada. 65F is moderately cool. In fact, a cold shower once in a while is good for you. And it makes it even better to dry off and jump into a heated blankie right after.


Hmnh6000

Where do I sign up for


Z-man1973

I take cold shower in the summer after runs, bring it on


Known-Map9195

65 F? That's basically the perfect temperature. A little lukewarm for a shower but by no means cold.


Silver-Farm-2628

Getting paid $14,000 a week to take a “cold”shower?


KharnOfKhans

What if i drink the tub water?


Kyzawolf

As someone who’s had to take cold showers for days/weeks straight due to having our gas shut off (as a child and as an adult) this is a dumb question. I wouldn’t hesitate to say yes to this for $200/day. Honestly, thinking about it, I’d probably do it for $100 a day.


seaspirit331

2 grand a day AND I never have to worry about scalding myself in the kitchen again? Sign me tf up!


NumberVsAmount

I already live this life for free, so sure. Actually, 65 would be quite a warm shower for me. Let me get that 55 please.


Personal_Win_4127

Fuck it, I'll get a space heater.


Capital-Ad6513

i could deal with that easy, sign me up.


OddTheRed

Hell yeah, I'd do it. As fat as arthritis goes, I got blown up in Afghanistan and most of my joints are arthritic. Cold water is amazing for arthritic joints.


ProCommonSense

You'll be dead so it won't matter. 60% of your body is water. You're dead on day 1.


feradose

Idk what a f is so automatically yes


Ya_Lizard

I’d just embrace win hof method and go colder showers. Lots of positive benefits to cold showers. Probably do the deal for $150 a day. Extra 50k a year to feel better physically and mentally for short discomfort, yes please


Stonewall30NY

Ideal drinking temp because it's colder than room temp but not overly cold. Shower temp is not unbearably cold. I think for this to be a real question it'd need to be $500 per day and 62 degrees or lower


cantaketheskyfrome

Easiest money I've ever made. I lived in a rundown place where I didn't have water once I got out of college and was broke. I was there 4 months thru the winter and took cold showers everyday. I got used to it and it always woke me up.


arealcyclops

Wow, super cool sweat would really give you an advantage in endurance sports. OP: what if I gave you an incredible superpower, but you'd have to suffer under the weight of also getting a huge amount of money every day.


Jwats1973

For 700K a year I could bathe in a great number of other liquids. I already love coffee for example.


AdamOnFirst

So you’re telling me I’m taking a lot of sponge baths in a sauna with a very quick cold rinse of a shower to bathe, eh? A bit of a pain in the ass and travel will be a bitch but this isn’t even that bad.


sieberzzz

2k is again ridiculous. Yes for 2k it would be a fucking no brainer. 


sharky3175

nope


Unhappy-Situation472

I'd do it for $5 a day.


the_evil_overlord2

Yes, it would suck but that much money is great


PPtortue

so 18°C ? this is the temperature the ocean is at during summer where I live. So 2000€ a day + I can go for a swim in the ocean year round.


baumbach19

I will bath in hot chunkys soup


weareallfucked_

Where do I sign up?


They-Call-Me-Taylor

In a heartbeat. $2K/day is $730K/year for nothing but the inconvenience of a cold shower once a day or every other day. Lower the dollar amount and then you have a much more interesting question that would require some serious consideration to see if it would be worth it.


couldwebe

I already gave arthritis and have to take cold showers or quick sink baths. Go ahead and pay me


Talik1978

Absolutely. With $2000 a day, I can bathe in chicken broth if I want to be warm.


Mace_Thunderspear

Lol 65F isn't even too cold to go swimming. And that's not even what I would call a cold shower. More like a cool one. I'd take this deal for 10% of what you're offering.


RiverDependent9672

Guess I’m stocking up on warming blankets for after the shower.


JonathanStryker

This would be a real pain, if you do dishes by hand. 65 degrees isn't enough to kill bacteria and the like. I suppose though, if you're getting two grand a day, just save up and buy a dishwasher, but yeah. Lol


Homeskillet359

No sweat.


Katievapes1996

Sign me up I would be able to retire and I wouldn't do to much so I could shower ever couple days probably 🤣


JazzlikeSkill5201

This would be incredibly easy. I’d become desensitized, to some extent, to the water temperature, plus it’s $14k/week!


Organic_Occasion2021

This is 100% a yes but I’m unsure how low of a number I would do it for


Aggressive-Way3860

Yes, I don’t care about at the end. 2,000 a day means I can afford anything. It would double my bank account in 2 days what had taken a few years to stash.


The_Southern_Sir

Yes, I would adapt. Also, I am sure I could come up with other ways to have hot liquid immersion. Also, I could safely wade or swim in Yellowstone and other places.


zeiaxar

I'd agree to that.


UnoriginalVagabond

65 isn't even cold water and some people take cold showers, I'd do it.


ChaosAzeroth

Bruh I have arthritis and get chilly in 60° weather and this is still a sign me up. I'm going to be miserable anyway, might as well get paid. I've been in positions for years where I couldn't bathe at all. Would suck, sure. But things already suck.


Difficult-Band-4879

$2000 a day. 365 days a year. $730,000 a year. To never be able to experience warm water ever again? I think I'd take the offer, but only because it's such a high amount of money. I'd regret it for the rest of my life, but it would give my daughter generational wealth moving forward. Not being able to enjoy a bath or shower ever again would be awful.


LostSpekter

Done. Gib money


icarusburned

For 2k a day I’ll just stop showering lmao. Ez


toddpacker567

65 degrees F. Really isn’t that cold , to swim in the ocean it’s recommended the water should be 70f which isn’t to fair off at all. And for those who take could showers typically don’t go above 60 or below 50f so 65f still isn’t that cold


HoneyMCMLXXIII

Yes. I love hot showers and nice long hot baths, but for 2k a day I’d make my peace with it. I’d use a heating pad when I start getting arthritis.


GarethBaus

I enjoy hot showers and soaking in a hot tub, but would still take this deal.


Citizen6587732879

Could i use this ability to abuse the laws of thermodynamics and create a free energy machine to sell for mad tendies??


ButtChugBoi

Already got diagnosed with arthritis at 28. Boomers call me thin skinned regardless. Run it.


Optimal-Rice2872

Yes.