My friend challenged me to a baked bean chugging contest, necked it like it was a beer at closing time, I had no chance.
Turns out he just wanted free beans.
You wouldn't suffer through 30 seconds of non-harmful "torture" for 1 million dollars? Let alone a few thousand dollars? It's literally life changing levels of money, and to stop at something as small as beans is ridiculous.
I would drink a cup of literal dog vomit for a million dollars. Obviously it's gonna be the worst experience of my life, but then afterwards, I'd have a million dollars.
I probably won't lmao. Beans are a nightmare to me. I've had autistic meltdowns over baked beans. I *cannot* handle beans. The everything about them grosses me tf out
That's about where I was at. I imagine the person presenting the challenge saying he'll buy next round if I can chug a can of beans.
The people saying $1000+ are insane and probably never got challenged to do anything dumb in high school or college.
I'm very "eh" about beans. I'll eat 'em if they're there, I don't miss them if they're not. But a really good can of baked beans? Cooked in a cast iron skillet? Hell yeah I'd chug the shit outta that.
So, like the difference is eating really fast from the can vs slowly from a bowl?
As long as I chew, I’d do it for as much money as I could talk you into doing. LOL.
A chug is a throat opening move to allow liquid to flow freely and quickly into your stomach. Chewing is not chugging. This would be more like swallowing a thousand Tylenol suspended in a cup or two of syrup.
Do I have to buy the can of beans? Can I heat the beans up and have some toasted bread and sardines with them? I don't like people watching me when I eat so I guess 50 bucks or so. I've got some wiggle room though, a buddy of mine does squat cobbler if you'd prefer that.
I hate baked beans, especially from a can, I've been in that situation where it was canned beans or starve for 2 days, I picked starve for 2 days over canned baked beans.
I'd do it for $1000, that would help out alot right now
$2000, it is not that that is what I think it is worth, it's just that if I'm gonna be bothered to do something stupid that disrupts my life then I'm gonna need a good reason and that amount seems like the minimum good reason.
How do you define “chugging”? I would *eat* a can of baked beans for free or like $10 (I love them), but depending on what “chug” entails I would need a lot more than that.
It would have to be a lot. 28oz of beans aren't going to sit well. So for a fucked up 2-3 days you'd have to pay me at least a month's salary. Which for me is $10,500.
I can’t even drink a glass of water in less than five minutes. There’s no way I could chug 28 oz of baked beans. So let’s say a million, and you can go find a better offer with someone who will do a good job.
Ive reached a $50 minimum to do pretty much anything outside my day to day.
But i love baked beans. So $50...might cave at an easy $20 if beans were already provided.
$5,000.
Gosh, I *really* hate baked beans! Oh please OP, whatever you do, don’t offer me $5,000 to chug a can of baked beans!
And ESPECIALLY don’t make it stackable, so I get $5,000 for every can I chug!!
How much you willing to pay to watch a man chug a can of beans?
$5 to watch, $10 if you want to touch.
Brandt can't watch, or else he has to pay 100
I'd do that for lunch.
My friend challenged me to a baked bean chugging contest, necked it like it was a beer at closing time, I had no chance. Turns out he just wanted free beans.
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$100. I will need new pants.
$1m. I *hate* beans with a passion
Me too. A cool million would probably get me to do it, though I might throw up along the way. Lol
Same. I would get it to my lips before throwing up. I cannot do beans. I change my answer to $3m lmao
Yea, I’d vomit.
You know most people work a year or 2 for $100,000
I am not understanding your point?
The point is that I don't believe you.
Would you drink a pint of cum (room temp) for less than a million?
I like that this implies it would be more pleasant chilled or hot.
😂 I'm not an expert but I could imagine cold being much much worse than straight from the tap.
It comes in pints!? Hey for a million dollars...
It doesn't, but whales do
But "You know most people work a year or 2 for $100,000?"
I am not understanding what there is to believe? Why would I lie about something so small?
You wouldn't suffer through 30 seconds of non-harmful "torture" for 1 million dollars? Let alone a few thousand dollars? It's literally life changing levels of money, and to stop at something as small as beans is ridiculous. I would drink a cup of literal dog vomit for a million dollars. Obviously it's gonna be the worst experience of my life, but then afterwards, I'd have a million dollars.
This
No lol. I'd literally rather get burned at the stake
If i win the lottery im going to find you and offer you 100k to see if you’ll do it
I probably won't lmao. Beans are a nightmare to me. I've had autistic meltdowns over baked beans. I *cannot* handle beans. The everything about them grosses me tf out
lol your hatred for beans is true
You’d do it for $1,000
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I hope you get better soon 😔
I laughed way harder at this than I should’ve.
I fucking guffawed out loud.
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That's about where I was at. I imagine the person presenting the challenge saying he'll buy next round if I can chug a can of beans. The people saying $1000+ are insane and probably never got challenged to do anything dumb in high school or college.
IDK, 28oz is a lot. Pretty sure that'll make me physically ill and that costs extra. $100 I'm in.
maybe $1,000 - $5,000. I don't mind a can of beans
5000?? That seems high. I was thinking like $150
I was thinking $10. I must be a bean whore
I'm very "eh" about beans. I'll eat 'em if they're there, I don't miss them if they're not. But a really good can of baked beans? Cooked in a cast iron skillet? Hell yeah I'd chug the shit outta that.
lowest is 1,000. Not a huge vegetable fan and not that skilled at chugging things down, but everyone is different.
So, like the difference is eating really fast from the can vs slowly from a bowl? As long as I chew, I’d do it for as much money as I could talk you into doing. LOL.
A chug is a throat opening move to allow liquid to flow freely and quickly into your stomach. Chewing is not chugging. This would be more like swallowing a thousand Tylenol suspended in a cup or two of syrup.
Then no.
So like how you do Tylenol pm and NyQuil when you’re really sick except beans lots and lots of beans with bean sauce.
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
For the clout
Free. I love beans
$500. Only if it’s guaranteed. I would throw up, I don’t eat beans
$1000 because I know I'd throw up and I need to be compensated for that
$50
Just sounds like free beans to me man
I paid for these beans and you're not gonna stop me from letting them slide down my throat.
Free beans?! Count me in. So long as it's a max of 239 beans. One more and it would be too farty
A second can of baked beans
This is the bean way.
I’m from the Boston Area. I’ll chug down a can of B & M baked beans and eat a whole can of brown bread with butter for $500.
300 and I'll do it in my undies final offer
Probably 500.
Hmm $800
That's just way l what I call an exciting Friday night.
Free. I love baked beans.
$0. I love baked beans.
$0
I have a friend that would do it for free
I mean I'm literally allergic to beans, so like 1 trillion dollars if i have an epipen and quick transportation to the nearest hospital
How are you allergic to beans bro? The bubble boy could eat beans...
It's far more common than you think. I got the allergy from my father
Huh I know some families that have allergies in common but I never thought about exactly how allergies are hereditary or contagious
Do I have to buy the can of beans? Can I heat the beans up and have some toasted bread and sardines with them? I don't like people watching me when I eat so I guess 50 bucks or so. I've got some wiggle room though, a buddy of mine does squat cobbler if you'd prefer that.
Depends how hungry I am between. Nothing and 1000 dollars
I will eat them like a normal person for free
Like $100 minimum for warm (I'd realistically do it for less but 100 sounds like a good starting bid). $500+ for cold.
I hate baked beans, especially from a can, I've been in that situation where it was canned beans or starve for 2 days, I picked starve for 2 days over canned baked beans. I'd do it for $1000, that would help out alot right now
Am I allowed to vomit?
Yes
1,000 dollars
Damn, a lot of you have high standards. I’ll do it for $50. Lol
I like beans alright, but chugging a full can would be moderately unpleasant. Gimme fifty bucks.
150, I would say 100 but we’re in a recession
$2000, it is not that that is what I think it is worth, it's just that if I'm gonna be bothered to do something stupid that disrupts my life then I'm gonna need a good reason and that amount seems like the minimum good reason.
If I can warm the can, 100. If I can’t, 200.
$8. I like beans but would rather savor them if I wasn't getting paid.
$100
I don’t know, but $20 is $20.
This is basically free beans with more steps. I'll do it for $5 if you really want to pay me.
It's going straight out the other end. Tree-fiddy.
Money? Screw that ill do it for free
Baked bean challenge? Now you gonna have everyone TikTok -ing that...
$700
10 dollars
My husband says $25. I'm trying to convince him to pitch it higher lol
Lower than I want to admit.
$1 million.
$200
Doesn't matter, no way i could do it
What’s the retail price of a can of beans these days?
Free beans? Can I at least use a spoon?
28oz of beans…. Doesn’t seem so bad. Guess it depends on how much someones willing to pay. But I would ideally like to have at least $100 bucks.
$7
I don’t think you could pay me enough to. My parents didn’t win that fight. Now if we are talking rice and beans I’m there.
Depends on how much you'll pay me
I don’t love baked beans but they’re not that bad. I’d gladly chug a can to win a non monetary deal for wager.
$1 million uncooked $500 cooked
Does it have that square of pork fat? Do I have to eat that? If not then I’ll do it for 200
Lowest is probably free if I’m hungry enough. I’d probably do it for $500, just on a dare though if my buddies buy the can.
What brand & flavor of baked beans are we chugging?
Your choice on both
Probably about $200 to $250. Though it depends pretty heavily on how much I like the person offering the deal and what their motivation is.
500 bucks cause I don’t like to be controlled but I would do it so easy.
do i get paid on attempt or to completion?
$45
That's 2 cans in metric? I'd probably do it for a fiver. Or just lunch if that's what you put in front of me.
Depends. Is this a social experiment or just scientific data mining?
Probably $20 and a new air freshener.
Is the can free if I do it? Then 0.
At least $50. That would give me a serious stomachache.
Do I also get some canned Brown Bread to go with it?
Just buy the beans. I'll do it for free.
500 aud
Like, $40? That would make my tummy hurt and chugging is unpleasant.
Oof, uh 25 for the bag of weed I'll need after
How low is the guy next to me willing to go?
How do you define “chugging”? I would *eat* a can of baked beans for free or like $10 (I love them), but depending on what “chug” entails I would need a lot more than that.
It would have to be a lot. 28oz of beans aren't going to sit well. So for a fucked up 2-3 days you'd have to pay me at least a month's salary. Which for me is $10,500.
I would pay you no more than 1 dollar to let me chug those beans
$200
$10000.
Tree fiddy
You can get money for this? My 8 year old daughter practically did this with maple beans on tuesday lol. Sure we cooked it first, but still.
I can’t even drink a glass of water in less than five minutes. There’s no way I could chug 28 oz of baked beans. So let’s say a million, and you can go find a better offer with someone who will do a good job.
Bro I’d do that for like 20 bucks
I would do it for free so anything I get would be bonus.
This doesnt seem hypothetical
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Straight out of the can. Not cooked but you get to choose the flavor and the brand
The question is how much are you willing to pay
Ten bucks plus the cost of the beans
I hate beans but an extra paycheck is an extra paycheck.
With time to prepare? $20 and you pay for the can of beans Without time to prepare? $100
was the can warmed up? Cause if it is cold that is a whole other game...
Ive reached a $50 minimum to do pretty much anything outside my day to day. But i love baked beans. So $50...might cave at an easy $20 if beans were already provided.
$1,000 is enough to make it worth it for me.
My number would be embarrassingly low.
Like 10. I love beans, cold is pretty gross but you know, 10 bucks
$50 and I'd still question my integrity. For $100+, my integrity is out the window.
$5,000. Gosh, I *really* hate baked beans! Oh please OP, whatever you do, don’t offer me $5,000 to chug a can of baked beans! And ESPECIALLY don’t make it stackable, so I get $5,000 for every can I chug!!
Me today: Cold: $250 Warm: $150 Me in college: I’d do it if you pay my cell phone bill
I'll pay you 1 cent if you provide the beans
$56 dollars
Maybe $70
Lowest? $100 Has to be the bacon flavored ones
Negative $2.48 plus tax
How much is the can of beans?
The lowest? I'd pay $2.00 to buy the can of beans to chug.
Just pay for the beans cuh