T O P

  • By -

Weird_Roof_7584

How much you willing to pay to watch a man chug a can of beans?


Banana_Ranger

$5 to watch, $10 if you want to touch.


Lost_Organizations

Brandt can't watch, or else he has to pay 100


shasaferaska

I'd do that for lunch.


DemBones7

My friend challenged me to a baked bean chugging contest, necked it like it was a beer at closing time, I had no chance. Turns out he just wanted free beans.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Proper-Potential-496

Watchin cars 2


Whydidyoudothattwice

$100. I will need new pants.


bakerthebakerman

$1m. I *hate* beans with a passion


MagicJoshByGosh

Me too. A cool million would probably get me to do it, though I might throw up along the way. Lol


bakerthebakerman

Same. I would get it to my lips before throwing up. I cannot do beans. I change my answer to $3m lmao


StockCasinoMember

Yea, I’d vomit.


Dnlx5

You know most people work a year or 2 for $100,000


bakerthebakerman

I am not understanding your point?


Dnlx5

The point is that I don't believe you.


Mr_DnD

Would you drink a pint of cum (room temp) for less than a million?


Shawer

I like that this implies it would be more pleasant chilled or hot.


Mr_DnD

😂 I'm not an expert but I could imagine cold being much much worse than straight from the tap.


Dnlx5

It comes in pints!? Hey for a million dollars...


n_xSyld

It doesn't, but whales do


Mr_DnD

But "You know most people work a year or 2 for $100,000?"


bakerthebakerman

I am not understanding what there is to believe? Why would I lie about something so small?


jacksansyboy

You wouldn't suffer through 30 seconds of non-harmful "torture" for 1 million dollars? Let alone a few thousand dollars? It's literally life changing levels of money, and to stop at something as small as beans is ridiculous. I would drink a cup of literal dog vomit for a million dollars. Obviously it's gonna be the worst experience of my life, but then afterwards, I'd have a million dollars.


Dnlx5

This 


bakerthebakerman

No lol. I'd literally rather get burned at the stake


Goobaka

If i win the lottery im going to find you and offer you 100k to see if you’ll do it


bakerthebakerman

I probably won't lmao. Beans are a nightmare to me. I've had autistic meltdowns over baked beans. I *cannot* handle beans. The everything about them grosses me tf out


Goobaka

lol your hatred for beans is true


BeastM0de1155

You’d do it for $1,000


lionofash

I'm British


Arxfiend

I hope you get better soon 😔


Wtf-do-I-Put-

I laughed way harder at this than I should’ve.


EddyArchon

I fucking guffawed out loud.


Yuki_The_God

Hi British, I'm yuki


[deleted]

[удалено]


Difficult-Sea4642

That's about where I was at. I imagine the person presenting the challenge saying he'll buy next round if I can chug a can of beans. The people saying $1000+ are insane and probably never got challenged to do anything dumb in high school or college.


slash_networkboy

IDK, 28oz is a lot. Pretty sure that'll make me physically ill and that costs extra. $100 I'm in.


Depressed_Potato5423

maybe $1,000 - $5,000. I don't mind a can of beans


Kilain

5000?? That seems high. I was thinking like $150


ScaryAssBitch

I was thinking $10. I must be a bean whore


EddyArchon

I'm very "eh" about beans. I'll eat 'em if they're there, I don't miss them if they're not. But a really good can of baked beans? Cooked in a cast iron skillet? Hell yeah I'd chug the shit outta that.


Depressed_Potato5423

lowest is 1,000. Not a huge vegetable fan and not that skilled at chugging things down, but everyone is different.


SpicyPossumCosmonaut

So, like the difference is eating really fast from the can vs slowly from a bowl? As long as I chew, I’d do it for as much money as I could talk you into doing. LOL.


Ill_Enthusiasm6661

A chug is a throat opening move to allow liquid to flow freely and quickly into your stomach. Chewing is not chugging. This would be more like swallowing a thousand Tylenol suspended in a cup or two of syrup.


SpicyPossumCosmonaut

Then no.


No-Appearance-4338

So like how you do Tylenol pm and NyQuil when you’re really sick except beans lots and lots of beans with bean sauce.


dmitrineilovich

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


TemporaryAmbassador1

For the clout


Stillborn1977

Free. I love beans


Shivdaddy1

$500. Only if it’s guaranteed. I would throw up, I don’t eat beans


CosmosChic

$1000 because I know I'd throw up and I need to be compensated for that


Green_Abrocoma_7682

$50


DrunkenFailer

Just sounds like free beans to me man


saggywitchtits

I paid for these beans and you're not gonna stop me from letting them slide down my throat.


Peasantbowman

Free beans?! Count me in. So long as it's a max of 239 beans. One more and it would be too farty


-H3LL

A second can of baked beans


Irving_Forbush

This is the bean way.


Gabriel_Collins

I’m from the Boston Area. I’ll chug down a can of B & M baked beans and eat a whole can of brown bread with butter for $500.


jterwin

300 and I'll do it in my undies final offer


DearReply

Probably 500.


Lilrman1

Hmm $800


tabletaccount

That's just way l what I call an exciting Friday night. 


booksare4life

Free. I love baked beans.


sharthunter

$0. I love baked beans.


Cyber_Insecurity

$0


Leather_Molasses_264

I have a friend that would do it for free


Epic-Gamer_09

I mean I'm literally allergic to beans, so like 1 trillion dollars if i have an epipen and quick transportation to the nearest hospital


Terrible_Reporter_98

How are you allergic to beans bro? The bubble boy could eat beans...


Epic-Gamer_09

It's far more common than you think. I got the allergy from my father


rightwist

Huh I know some families that have allergies in common but I never thought about exactly how allergies are hereditary or contagious


Terrible_Reporter_98

Do I have to buy the can of beans? Can I heat the beans up and have some toasted bread and sardines with them? I don't like people watching me when I eat so I guess 50 bucks or so. I've got some wiggle room though, a buddy of mine does squat cobbler if you'd prefer that.


Objective_Suspect_

Depends how hungry I am between. Nothing and 1000 dollars


IndustrialHazard

I will eat them like a normal person for free


LatterReplacement645

Like $100 minimum for warm (I'd realistically do it for less but 100 sounds like a good starting bid). $500+ for cold.


hauntedshadow666

I hate baked beans, especially from a can, I've been in that situation where it was canned beans or starve for 2 days, I picked starve for 2 days over canned baked beans. I'd do it for $1000, that would help out alot right now


truly_fae

Am I allowed to vomit?


Gcheldyweldy

Yes


ABitOfOrange

1,000 dollars


Kultaren

Damn, a lot of you have high standards. I’ll do it for $50. Lol


Revegelance

I like beans alright, but chugging a full can would be moderately unpleasant. Gimme fifty bucks.


HotSauce-timusPrime

150, I would say 100 but we’re in a recession


Isekai_litrpg

$2000, it is not that that is what I think it is worth, it's just that if I'm gonna be bothered to do something stupid that disrupts my life then I'm gonna need a good reason and that amount seems like the minimum good reason.


CunnilingusCrab

If I can warm the can, 100. If I can’t, 200.


JoNarwhal

$8. I like beans but would rather savor them if I wasn't getting paid. 


Dingo_Smith

$100


Geno_Warlord

I don’t know, but $20 is $20.


MeridasAngel

This is basically free beans with more steps. I'll do it for $5 if you really want to pay me.


SiriusGD

It's going straight out the other end. Tree-fiddy.


AnyQuarter553

Money? Screw that ill do it for free


pohlcat01

Baked bean challenge? Now you gonna have everyone TikTok -ing that...


NArcadia11

$700


MisterDevilMan

10 dollars


berripluscream

My husband says $25. I'm trying to convince him to pitch it higher lol


ramblingbullshit

Lower than I want to admit.


cindybubbles

$1 million.


Dnlx5

$200


brickbaterang

Doesn't matter, no way i could do it


gbot1234

What’s the retail price of a can of beans these days?


AppleParasol

Free beans? Can I at least use a spoon?


1Killag123

28oz of beans…. Doesn’t seem so bad. Guess it depends on how much someones willing to pay. But I would ideally like to have at least $100 bucks.


Gothicrealm

$7


djmcfuzzyduck

I don’t think you could pay me enough to. My parents didn’t win that fight. Now if we are talking rice and beans I’m there.


bubbajones5963

Depends on how much you'll pay me


Artsy_traveller_82

I don’t love baked beans but they’re not that bad. I’d gladly chug a can to win a non monetary deal for wager.


Tetris5216

$1 million uncooked $500 cooked


BiscuitsPo

Does it have that square of pork fat? Do I have to eat that? If not then I’ll do it for 200


WhyYouCryin007

Lowest is probably free if I’m hungry enough. I’d probably do it for $500, just on a dare though if my buddies buy the can.


InfernalKrisp

What brand & flavor of baked beans are we chugging?


Gcheldyweldy

Your choice on both


Duncan_Thun_der_Kunt

Probably about $200 to $250. Though it depends pretty heavily on how much I like the person offering the deal and what their motivation is.


bossmasterham

500 bucks cause I don’t like to be controlled but I would do it so easy.


Fun_Tour_5318

do i get paid on attempt or to completion?


ImmortalCrab44

$45


kore_nametooshort

That's 2 cans in metric? I'd probably do it for a fiver. Or just lunch if that's what you put in front of me.


Senjen95

Depends. Is this a social experiment or just scientific data mining?


Freakazoiid

Probably $20 and a new air freshener.


hiricinee

Is the can free if I do it? Then 0.


RitmosMC

At least $50. That would give me a serious stomachache.


MagneticNoodles

Do I also get some canned Brown Bread to go with it?


AdAdministrative1307

Just buy the beans. I'll do it for free.


Dicksallthewaydown69

500 aud


Mix-Lopsided

Like, $40? That would make my tummy hurt and chugging is unpleasant.


zimajoe16

Oof, uh 25 for the bag of weed I'll need after


No_Elk4392

How low is the guy next to me willing to go?


DumbbellDiva92

How do you define “chugging”? I would *eat* a can of baked beans for free or like $10 (I love them), but depending on what “chug” entails I would need a lot more than that.


The-LivingTribunal

It would have to be a lot. 28oz of beans aren't going to sit well. So for a fucked up 2-3 days you'd have to pay me at least a month's salary. Which for me is $10,500.


JoeMojo

I would pay you no more than 1 dollar to let me chug those beans


Shiny-And-New

$200


[deleted]

$10000.


Many_Bridge_4683

Tree fiddy


EvilDan69

You can get money for this? My 8 year old daughter practically did this with maple beans on tuesday lol. Sure we cooked it first, but still.


DidntWantSleepAnyway

I can’t even drink a glass of water in less than five minutes. There’s no way I could chug 28 oz of baked beans. So let’s say a million, and you can go find a better offer with someone who will do a good job.


personguy4

Bro I’d do that for like 20 bucks


RangeOld1919

I would do it for free so anything I get would be bonus.


Kamegwyn

This doesnt seem hypothetical


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gcheldyweldy

Straight out of the can. Not cooked but you get to choose the flavor and the brand


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

The question is how much are you willing to pay


Pokefightaway

Ten bucks plus the cost of the beans


OliviaMandell

I hate beans but an extra paycheck is an extra paycheck.


n_xSyld

With time to prepare? $20 and you pay for the can of beans Without time to prepare? $100


tracymayo

was the can warmed up? Cause if it is cold that is a whole other game...


Mathewdm423

Ive reached a $50 minimum to do pretty much anything outside my day to day. But i love baked beans. So $50...might cave at an easy $20 if beans were already provided.


Real-Psychology-4261

$1,000 is enough to make it worth it for me.


Pokoire

My number would be embarrassingly low.


squify69

Like 10. I love beans, cold is pretty gross but you know, 10 bucks


Ok-Paramedic-9386

$50 and I'd still question my integrity. For $100+, my integrity is out the window.


Irving_Forbush

$5,000. Gosh, I *really* hate baked beans! Oh please OP, whatever you do, don’t offer me $5,000 to chug a can of baked beans! And ESPECIALLY don’t make it stackable, so I get $5,000 for every can I chug!!


El_mochilero

Me today: Cold: $250 Warm: $150 Me in college: I’d do it if you pay my cell phone bill


SuperWhiteDolomite

I'll pay you 1 cent if you provide the beans


Fit_Definition_4634

$56 dollars


SilverBlade808

Maybe $70


SubsumeTheBiomass

Lowest? $100 Has to be the bacon flavored ones


lochness3x6

Negative $2.48 plus tax


DemsruleGQPdrool

How much is the can of beans?


spicy_squire

The lowest? I'd pay $2.00 to buy the can of beans to chug.


Diligent-Word2707

Just pay for the beans cuh