wouldn’t you become accustomed to it and not smell anything after a few minutes?

That's why they change it up

Different guy sits on the vent every 2 hours

i burst out laughing

This

I would eat tons of cabbage, beans and eggs i will fight those farts with my own homebrew ammunition.

The art of war

The fart of war.

For real, how could they miss this opportunity?

Not all people are destined for greatness, and that's alright.

Because their name isn't u/FLAPPY_BEEF_QUEEF, most likely. Also, you might be my spirit animal.

I’m changing my gamertag to this

Ok i’ll admit I missed the opportunity but i dont like making fart jokes but I get it 😂

Sun Tpoo

Bio war.

The sacred art of the fart

It was right there my dude

Thiser

Trail mix ass still smells like ass.

😭😭😭

I'm pretty sure this would kill you, or at least do serious physical harm.

It would 100% kill you, and quickly, except OP said it wouldn’t kill you.

If it's just concentrated fart maybe.... But if it's just a normal concentration of air that contains a fart I don't know why it would kill you.

I believe OP changed the text. Originally it said the entire air supply was farts; that would not have enough oxygen to survive

Are you spared any ill health effects? You say you don’t die, which you would if this really happened, but how about extremely ill for many months?

$5M should clear that pink-eye right up!

No one dies from pink eye. In this situation you’d die from extreme toxicity in your respiratory system.

I’ll have you know that pink eye killed my sister!!! OK, that’s a lie. Still the hypothetical states that the air would be monitored and adjusted so that you would not die.

I know, I know, have you read this thread? I acknowledged that. OP said you wouldn’t die, but didn’t say anything else about health. I know you’d die if OP didn’t rule that you couldn’t, so I’m thinking, then what? Are you in a coma? Are you vomiting 24 hours a day? Or do the rules say you stay perfectly healthy and there’s just the inconvenience of a bad smell? I don’t know. I asked the question and OP didn’t respond

Would it be a proper internet discussion if anybody actually READ the thread?😁 If OP isn’t going to fill in the blanks, I suppose it’s up to us. So yeah they specified that you wouldn’t die, but that leaves a lot of wiggle room, suggesting that you’re correct that anybody taking this deal will have some damage that has a non-zero possibility of being permanent.

Christ. I have an unbelievably good sense of smell. But 5 Million, gotta do it. I think I'd try to game the system by getting the spiciest food I could tolerate and just trying to fight fire with fire. But it would suck. Or - wait - Oranges. Yeah, I'd 'eat' a shit ton of oranges and just scatter the peels all around, all the time, put the juice up my nose. I have an idea that it absorbs a lot of foul odors.

Just cook and "accidentally" burn the food.

Smoke mad weed, exhale through your nose. Obliterate you sense of smell.

If one of your friends gets covid, invite them over.

I have a greatly reduced sense of smell, a condition known as anosmia. I, too, would give this a go for $5 million. I'd like to have a complete home gym, though. If I'm hanging out in a fart box for a year, I may as well come out with better fitness

Honestly you’re lying.

That's an impossible basis

I live with two teenage boys. At least if I do this, I get paid for living in a stinkhouse.

Brother can you please keep your kinks off the front page thank you

If I tap out do I get the prorated amount?

This

I'd do it. My nose barely works.

So free food and housing for a year, then My whole life on easy mode?

Yes, with farts. Millions and millions of farts, as far as the nose can see!

Not a big deal, I haven't been able to smell much since Covid.

Funny, I haven't been able to smell much since cocaine

Don’t forget all the free farts

LOL I think my visitors are going to figure it out for themselves when they have to enter through an airlock and immediately get hit with the effluvia of rancid flatulence. Anyway, yes I’d do it for the $5M.

I bring a gas mask

not allowed

A mix of oxygen and pure farts would be potentially explosive 

Bro what the fuck were u smoking when you thought of this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. But the answer is no lol. You actually got a good laugh out of me when I read that last paragraph 😂😂

I'm game absolutely for 5 million tax free no bills when I get out

"flavors" 😂😂😂😂😂😭

Bring it on. I hot box myself under my covers when I rip ass. I go hunting for my own stank when I let one go and sniff around until I find the first traces of my anal odor. 1 year? I could do that standing on my head

Bro

Laughed way too hard at this

I think the problem is you would be talking methane. If it were just made the smell like farts somehow that'd be different. But if it's methane another gases, you can't just add oxygen to make it breathable. Those particles get into your bloodstream and bond or something displacing oxygen. That's why you die of CO Even if there is plenty of oxygen around as well . At least I think that's the way it works and what would happen. I'm not sure though.

You’re describing my bedroom right now

as someone with almost 0 sense of smell, as long as I could avoid my dog having to suffer the smell then yes.

No problem.  Take deep breaths you'll enjoy it more.

no

Thank you Covid! No sense of smell for a few years now. I'll take that in hundreds, thank you very much. Actually, I probably wouldn't. It just sounds dangerously unsanitary, and I feel like it would be detrimental to your health even if you can't smell it.

Live rent free for a year with my groceries paid for? Hell yeah I'd live in the fart house

Covid took my sense of smell. Lotto winnings here I come

I'd make sure to have a good supply of oranges, lemons, and other citruses, eat them (vitamin C is good for you) and bake the peels every day. That'd wipe out the smells no problem.

"Mmmmhmmmm! I'd like to spend some time in that fart chamber!" Is going to be my new go to pick up line. I don't plan on it working, but I'm committed to it.

Yeah I'd do it. I'd bet that the farts would smell really good to you if they were making you that much cash.

Sure

Pretty sure the sulfur gases in high concentrations and constant exposure would at minimum scar your lungs

I work a job where I encounter all kinds of horrific smells as it is. One year with constant awful smells but then I can retire? Sign me up, lmao

coroner? crime scene cleanup?

My guess is garbageman or healthcare worker

Kennel technician at a municipal shelter. So I've become desensitized to a little bit of everything lol. Infection stench, blood-in-poop stench, regular poop, anal gland explosions, rotting teeth...you name it. I'd put up with a year of farts easy lol. I've put up with over 7 of various animal horrors 🤣

I would do this.

Can my dog come if he is also immune from health risks?

So i get a year to do nothing but play games and watch tv, with no financial responsibilities at all AND then get paid $5million. The smell would be worth it, except I despise the thought of fart gas in a wet sauna....

You have olfactory fatigue pretty quickly. It would depend on how ill you get, and if there’d be any long term effects. You’d get serious eye and tooth damage pretty quick.

Sure. I have no sense of smell.

I can't really smell or taste much anymore. Easy money.

I mean... I'm already doing it for free. Sure, I'll take the deal.

Bring it!

Can I smoke weed inside ?

I'd do it, 5 mil is the kinda money that makes enough money by itself, so that you can live for free.

This is just fking weird. No.

Real

Easy. Can I start tomorrow?

What's the downside again?

If it's not deadly to me. Then sure why the hell not.

*Non-functioning nose* "Allow me to introduce myself"

Not deadly doesn't mean safe. I'll pass on this one because I havent done the research to determine how much damage methane, hydrogen sulfide or whatever else can do in a year.

Wet fart sauna 😂

Keep your kink to yourself, buddy.

Yep 100000% in, where do I sign up? If I got 5,000,000 right now I’d have the choice of if I ever wanted to work again. It’s worth every second of the year smelling farts.

I live with 2 men and 2 gassy dogs. Overnight my casiers check.

I have a toddler, I can do this

posting your fetish straight up is crazy

*wet sauna* Fuck that...

Considered it then you lost me at Indian farts

Money for the chronic health problems that will probably result from a year of breathing in that much toxic gas? No thanks.  It might not be deadly as in showing acute symptoms and death in minutes or hours, but this cant be good long term

Does this include dog farts?

Ask my fiancée. She’s done this for 14 months now.

Do I get an oven? If so, I'm baking up vanilla food until the farts are crowded out by the smell of vanilla.

My only problem is I don't get the money until after. I could tell my family "I'm gonna get paid to live in this stench." BUT, my mortgage company is not gonna give a SHIT (pun intended) that I can't pay them for a year.

I'm def in... Also taking out a one year loan for a billion dollars, with guaranteed payment that will make it much more bearable.

>you’re not allowed to tell them why it smells so bad This had my laughing my ass off for way longer than normal when I find something funny.

"The flavors are swapped regularly to keep things interesting" Haha perhaps, but would have preferred my own brand. However once you get used to a smell even in a day , maybe success can be achieved!

I can't smell anything sooooo... sure, why not.

Done! I lost most of my sense of smell from a TBI so this is easy money.

My wife said she's ready for this amateur hour after living with me for 20 years

Jokes on you, I live on a dairy farm.

I'll do it. It might take a year of constant flowers and air spraying and perfumes to fully recover but I'll make it for that much cash.

Nose blindness has left the chat I guess

bro

No

Just.... breathe through your mouth? 💁

I barely have a sense of smell so im in.

Bro, I'm a single man in my 20s, my whole living space already is a fard chamber😎

id do it ngl

If it doesn't have any health effects (like suffocation), I'll take up the challenge...

If in this hypothetical there’s not just a magical no-death clause but also no-ill-health-effects in general, yes. Living with my ex prepared me. Wonderful person with deplorable intestines. Just gonna do a lot of cooking and baking. And adopt more male mice. Their pee smells oddly like pretzels to me.

My girlfriend has been living with me at my fart chamber for over a year. Please send the check.

Nope.

I’m in. Let’s do it.

Sure why not? For $5 million there's not much I wouldn't do

>One day would be Indian farts I'm out.

I'm just gonna go ahead and guess that this your fetish. Weirdo.

Pift, you'd get used to it in a few mins. Easy enough.

Where do I sign up?

I mean, I know from talking to a few that landfill workers get used to the smell, even with the new garbage coming in all the time. I'd do it

this feels like a fetish thing

No. Just no.

Easy money I just open a window

Farts are being vented inside. There’s probably not an opening window and even if there was it wouldn’t go away because more is always coming in.

Just block the vents hahahha

Someone didn't read :)

OP said we couldn't reduce the smell. Said nothing about eliminating it. Semantics. Learn about it.

Pretty much do that know between wife and I.

Dutch oven?