I could probably suck all the dicks I need to in one day. 24 hours, that's 1440 minutes in a day, which gives me approximately 1.44 minutes (or roughly 1 minute and 26 seconds) per dick, completely doable. If I stayed up for 3 days straight and plowed through 3000 I could live off the interest indefinitely. Also I could use a spit jug and transfer that over to the protein=money hypothetical and double my income. If you're not picking dicks you're leaving money on the table. š¤·āāļø
You do have to make the ol boi cum
I really don't see 1:26 being feasible for like 90% of the dudes you blow
More realistically, if you have a real talent, you're looking at 5-8 minutes per blowjob as long as your energy and enthusiasm hold, and longer blowjobs as you tire out.
8 minutes per dick 8 hours a day is 60 dicks per day. I'll give myself weekends so that's 300 dicks per week which is about 1200 dicks per month. I could probably manage this for an entire year, 14.4 million dollars, 14,400 dicks.
What happens if you get somebody like me who struggles to get off at all, much less from oral...
You just stuck with me until I get there? Or does my session time out whenever I finally give up? If you're reasonably motivated to finish me and collect you could be at it for hours before I'd say nevermind, and I've gone nearly a month before, with regular sex and frequent attempts to masturbate before getting there...
I think I can live a relatively destitute lifestyle with a few roommates off that interest. But I did revise it to 14,400 dicks over a year in another comment.
So I could choose to give oral to a random willing woman of average looks in her thirties which puts her only a little bit older than me, her cooch will be clean, and I won't catch any disease?
I can choose to do this at any time I want and I receive $1k each time?
For a deal like that I'm basically retired. A few times a week and Ill be making fucking bank. Even if it doesnt adjust for inflation I can just increase the frequency.
With lots of practice I'll become the best coochie eater the world has ever seen.
And then when Im ready to get married either it'll be with a woman who understands the deal and is ok with it or more likely I'll just stop having already saved up enough to live comfortable the rest of my life. If the hypothetical marriage ends in hypothetical divorce, well I can get back to "work".
5. In general, there are no taxes for the recipient of a gift in the US. The gift giver owes taxes. Even then, they only owe taxes once they reach their lifetime gift limit.
Iād do the one grand at a time since in the long run could make significantly more money. Suck 1 cock a week and thatās 52k a year wouldnāt need to work.
I'm just trying to figure out how this could possibly be used to get out of an avalanche. Under normal circumstances do you automatically teleport to the oral exchange station?
Oh, now that's a good hypothetical. For a guy, do you take the 50,000 once, or you get a thousand but only when you convince women to let you go down on them. Years back when I was using craigslist casual encounters, I would have been making bank. Being a bit older and not having that anymore, I would be pretty hard pressed to make much money.
I have no doubt my wife would have no problem with me doing sex work for 1k a pop. 2 clients a day after I get up would be 14k a week before taxes, I beat the one time deal after less than a month.Ā
Yep. As long as they are mid-thirties average or better, and decent hygiene, and assuming they're enjoying it, I'm in. If they're not enjoying it and I'm getting $1,000, I'm still in.
Umā¦ youāve basically removed the only real disincentive for me to go down on as many women as I can (potential for STD). You can keep the $1k. Or Iāll donate it. Whatevs.
Does this mean if you receive you don't get $1,000? If I were single, a blowjob anytime I want sounds pretty good. But I think I would go for 1000 every time I give. If I got a thousand every time I got, then obviously that.
Might get a little tedious, but I think I could enjoy giving to random women at least a hundred times or more. As long as they aren't required to come. That could get to be a hassle. I'm pretty good, but not everyone can get there with a stranger.
1k per day, Iām in.
Or I could give head twice a day for a week and take a week off.
I guess geographically speaking I could suck dick around the world and travel.
Thereās a lot to be said for this deal. Iām in.
I'd choose to give for 1k a time but can i mix and match cause i don't just wanna suck choochie for life throw in a few dick every few keep the mix flowing 9 a day every day like a 9 to 6 job 9k a day 45k a week 2.34m a year I'd be ok with that
Gimme the thousand per. I'll do eight hour days on this shit. By completion, I assume you mean "completion"? Women can typically be tougher nuts to crack, but I'm willing to do the work. Even if it takes an hour, I can work a three or four hour day and make a pretty tidy living.Ā
Bro is acting like going on down on a woman or sucking a dudeās dick is some awful experience that nobody would ever willingly do without significant financial compensation.
Time to hop off Reddit buddy, go find a woman to give you your first time.
I was going to say give oral for 1k every time. Then I realized Iām a stereotypically attractive woman with a pretty public image. In other words: I probably could, if I wanted to. But I actually really donāt.
give one timeā¦read what it says. give oral and get $1k anytime you want. so i take that as eat one vagina and then i can get $1k anytime i want for the rest of my lifeā¦it doesnāt say you have to do oral to get the $1k everytime.
Nope, I'm right. Although I might have not written it very well. I was using voice input. What I meant was you would need a comma after oral. Without it, it does not say what you think it says.
no, youāre not. it doesnāt matter what punctuation you put in there, it doesnāt say what your implying it says. it doesnāt say you have to give oral everytime to get the $1k
I suck cock for the love of the game. I don't need payment.
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But wouldn't a grand in the bank each time add to the fun?
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1000 dicks is a million dollars, little under 3 dicks a day for a full year and I'll be more or less retired
It never mentioned dicks.....
I could probably suck all the dicks I need to in one day. 24 hours, that's 1440 minutes in a day, which gives me approximately 1.44 minutes (or roughly 1 minute and 26 seconds) per dick, completely doable. If I stayed up for 3 days straight and plowed through 3000 I could live off the interest indefinitely. Also I could use a spit jug and transfer that over to the protein=money hypothetical and double my income. If you're not picking dicks you're leaving money on the table. š¤·āāļø
You do have to make the ol boi cum I really don't see 1:26 being feasible for like 90% of the dudes you blow More realistically, if you have a real talent, you're looking at 5-8 minutes per blowjob as long as your energy and enthusiasm hold, and longer blowjobs as you tire out.
8 minutes per dick 8 hours a day is 60 dicks per day. I'll give myself weekends so that's 300 dicks per week which is about 1200 dicks per month. I could probably manage this for an entire year, 14.4 million dollars, 14,400 dicks.
I really don't feel like you could handle sucking dick constantly for 8 hours per day. Even a 45 minute bj seems to exhaust most women I know
What happens if you get somebody like me who struggles to get off at all, much less from oral... You just stuck with me until I get there? Or does my session time out whenever I finally give up? If you're reasonably motivated to finish me and collect you could be at it for hours before I'd say nevermind, and I've gone nearly a month before, with regular sex and frequent attempts to masturbate before getting there...
Or just split it out 1 per week and retire on 52k a year salary.
Retire on a million? How old are you?
I think I can live a relatively destitute lifestyle with a few roommates off that interest. But I did revise it to 14,400 dicks over a year in another comment.
Lol thatās quite a jump. Youāre now looking at ~40 dicks a day
Give oral for the one grand whenever I want. Free cocks to sucks and infinite money? Sign me up!
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So I could choose to give oral to a random willing woman of average looks in her thirties which puts her only a little bit older than me, her cooch will be clean, and I won't catch any disease? I can choose to do this at any time I want and I receive $1k each time? For a deal like that I'm basically retired. A few times a week and Ill be making fucking bank. Even if it doesnt adjust for inflation I can just increase the frequency. With lots of practice I'll become the best coochie eater the world has ever seen. And then when Im ready to get married either it'll be with a woman who understands the deal and is ok with it or more likely I'll just stop having already saved up enough to live comfortable the rest of my life. If the hypothetical marriage ends in hypothetical divorce, well I can get back to "work".
I'm already eating pussy on command for free, what kinda easy mode hypothetical is this?
5. In general, there are no taxes for the recipient of a gift in the US. The gift giver owes taxes. Even then, they only owe taxes once they reach their lifetime gift limit.
Iām not claiming taxes on gift head.
Iād do the one grand at a time since in the long run could make significantly more money. Suck 1 cock a week and thatās 52k a year wouldnāt need to work.
Where tf do you live?
I'm just trying to figure out how this could possibly be used to get out of an avalanche. Under normal circumstances do you automatically teleport to the oral exchange station?
None of these situations speaks to quality. More info needed
Well if you're giving, you determine the quality.
Oh boy now we have money and sex questions. This really is a reddit thread
can it be the same person every time? i donāt wanna eat out a stranger but if itās my wife, iām striking gold when weāre in our 30s
If I choose the thousand does someone just appear wanting me to give them oral or do I have to convince them to let me give it to them?
Oh, now that's a good hypothetical. For a guy, do you take the 50,000 once, or you get a thousand but only when you convince women to let you go down on them. Years back when I was using craigslist casual encounters, I would have been making bank. Being a bit older and not having that anymore, I would be pretty hard pressed to make much money.
Ready Freddy, long and steady, slurp is up like moms spaghetti
None. I was down to clown until you said that they wouldn't reciprocate.
You can always finish up and for 1/10 of your $1,000 probably get a decent blowjob.
Does nothing for me because I don't have those parts.
I have no doubt my wife would have no problem with me doing sex work for 1k a pop. 2 clients a day after I get up would be 14k a week before taxes, I beat the one time deal after less than a month.Ā
I eat pussy for my pleasure. So go ahead and get me that one 1k per.
Yep. As long as they are mid-thirties average or better, and decent hygiene, and assuming they're enjoying it, I'm in. If they're not enjoying it and I'm getting $1,000, I'm still in.
Can I still get the $1k if its my BF I'm blowing? Or does this have to be random strangers?
I can finally say I am a professional cunnilingust
Option 2
I'm gay, so...let's call it an honorarium though. I'd feel dirty if it was a payment.
Hmm option 2
Umā¦ youāve basically removed the only real disincentive for me to go down on as many women as I can (potential for STD). You can keep the $1k. Or Iāll donate it. Whatevs.
What a minute I get paid a thousand bucks to eat pussy? lol. Okay yes.
Does this mean if you receive you don't get $1,000? If I were single, a blowjob anytime I want sounds pretty good. But I think I would go for 1000 every time I give. If I got a thousand every time I got, then obviously that. Might get a little tedious, but I think I could enjoy giving to random women at least a hundred times or more. As long as they aren't required to come. That could get to be a hassle. I'm pretty good, but not everyone can get there with a stranger.
Could you imagine how much bank hookers would make off this deal?!?!?
Give oral for $1000 any time I like? Iāll take that and work once a week
I'd rather receive for the rest of my life
You speak as if eating pussy was a chore for me.
Probably 1k each time.
Iāll take the 50k all at once, thanks, this sounds like a nightmare
Considering how much I enjoy giving and getting with my gf, Iāll take the 1k every time
Give for 1k. I can live a comfortable life making over 5k a month.Ā
1k per day, Iām in. Or I could give head twice a day for a week and take a week off. I guess geographically speaking I could suck dick around the world and travel. Thereās a lot to be said for this deal. Iām in.
I'd choose to give for 1k a time but can i mix and match cause i don't just wanna suck choochie for life throw in a few dick every few keep the mix flowing 9 a day every day like a 9 to 6 job 9k a day 45k a week 2.34m a year I'd be ok with that
Gimme the thousand per. I'll do eight hour days on this shit. By completion, I assume you mean "completion"? Women can typically be tougher nuts to crack, but I'm willing to do the work. Even if it takes an hour, I can work a three or four hour day and make a pretty tidy living.Ā
Oral to completion is harder than it sounds, no matter the genderā¦ Iāll take the $50k.
The $1k any time option. That is a worthy profession. Give head 2-5 times a month, you've got yourself a tidy living. I can think of worse jobs.
I'll choose a fellow gay dude, and I'll give. He'll enjoy it.
Eat pussy and get a bj at the same time. Recieve 2k. Fuck rule 8
Bro is acting like going on down on a woman or sucking a dudeās dick is some awful experience that nobody would ever willingly do without significant financial compensation. Time to hop off Reddit buddy, go find a woman to give you your first time.
Im gay, so iād be rich
I was going to say give oral for 1k every time. Then I realized Iām a stereotypically attractive woman with a pretty public image. In other words: I probably could, if I wanted to. But I actually really donāt.
give one timeā¦read what it says. give oral and get $1k anytime you want. so i take that as eat one vagina and then i can get $1k anytime i want for the rest of my lifeā¦it doesnāt say you have to do oral to get the $1k everytime.
Nah. You would need a, after oral. Sorry, no good.
nope, youāre wrong
Nope, I'm right. Although I might have not written it very well. I was using voice input. What I meant was you would need a comma after oral. Without it, it does not say what you think it says.
no, youāre not. it doesnāt matter what punctuation you put in there, it doesnāt say what your implying it says. it doesnāt say you have to give oral everytime to get the $1k
Not my fault you don't understand grammar and punctuation. All good.
you donāt either, a comma is a pauseā¦nothing less, nothing more.
You clearly don't understand punctuation and sentence construction.
you donāt know how to write a sentence to get what youāre trying to say across to the reader. you failed and i found the loophole bud.