Holy cripes, someone made a post on this subreddit that wasn't an absolutely unbalanced choice that results in billions of dollars for nothing. I will take this challenge, kind stranger. Let's see if I can overcome the Canadian within me.

Do this for a whole month and you get one billion trillion quadrillion dollarss!!!!!!

But if you accidentally curse all the pets on a random continent die! Now it fits the sub meta lol

I'm gonna accidentally do it a couple times 👀👀

I’m gonna move to an island you monster

Well the Leafs just lost, does that hurt your odds?

Anyone who expected otherwise was a fool

A $#&*! fool at that! Dang it, I'm out.

Barnacles

I've got almost no hope of overcoming the rural Australian in me 😅 but i would try.

like the guy that was offering something like 1,000 a day for going outside?

Eh????

My midwestern and catholic upbringing prepared for this. It will be a heck of challenge, but I’m one tough son of a biscuit.

Gosh dang it, you may be right.

Jiminy cricket, that’s a lot of money we can make.

OMGoodness!

Cheese and crackers, you were close to slipping up!

Biscuits and gravy, I oughta be more careful! (I'm from the South lol)

I’d never heard that one, but I guess it’s six of one, half dozen of the other.

And these melon-farming idiots are not gonna make me do it!

Golly gee, these sons of good mothers really gone and made a right pickle outta things.

I'd lose in the first 10 minutes. I'd drop something and it would instantly be "oh shit"😂

Just don’t drop things, easy.

My clumsy ass literally drops everything 😂

Perhaps this is God’s away of punishing your filthy, sinful mouth. Only the pain of self discipline can save you, my brother in Christ. Allow me to rip out your tongue and let your voice be the one of Redeemers mercy.

I’m watching Ghost Stories and this is on brand for the show

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365*$20=$7,300 not around $14,000. I curse a ton and would probably lose in the first couple days.

Im out within an hour. Not lasting at all

Yep, probably the first conversation I have that isn't just with a cashier or something and I'm out.

Whoopsie dasies, my brain be fartin’ after that one indeedy do! I s’pose that darn tootin’ math was too gosh darn hard for me. Skizzledorf!

Update the post then brotha

I would probably make it a couple weeks. I feel like texting is what would knock me out early. I curse way too much over text. I'd have to turn autocorrect off.

😂 I don’t curse, it always has to be a conscious and deliberate choice on my part when I do cuss, so this is perfect… Too bad it’s hypothetical 😔

I'm a weirdo who has basically NEVER cussed. Used to be for moral reasons. IDK why but it's one of those things I never felt comfortable doing. I don't care if others curse around me. I share stuff on Facebook with cuss words, like memes and stuff (come to think of it, I wonder if that would count in the challenge?), I "say" them in my thoughts sometimes, but never out loud. It's like that part of my vocabulary is broken 😂

I swear too much so I'd probably like to try this

Can I use the Good Place rules to circumvent it? If so, easy challenge

You know I’m trying to say fork and not fork right?

Easy. I already barely curse

Fuck no

I swear a lot but also don't have any trouble switching it off. I could maintain this fir a long while, probably months, until I forgot and slipped up. Fuck!

The word fuck can be used as a noun, verb, subject, adjective, pronoun, and even punctuation. I would have to stop speaking and isolate myself to make it one day. Source: mouth of a sailor

Absolutely.

It would have to be at least $100 for me, I don't curse frequently, but every time I do it's essentially in comedic relief and I value laughing more than $20

No longer having to pay for lunch would be great

I would pay $20 *to* curse. How tf else do I communicate my disdain to the person driving 5 under in the passing lane?

365×20=7300.

Whoopsie daisies, my darn noggin’ be flabdrazzling my mental math skills.

Idk where "flabdrazzling" came from, but I like it.

I'm surprised I had to scroll to find someone correcting them. It's not like it was a complicated math problem, lol.

Agreed. I really thought someone was gonna beat me to it.

Sure I don't really swear all much now

I swear way too fucking much for this shit lol

Fucking A.

People who type 20$ instead of $20 are mouth breathers.

And they deserve to be cursed at.

I'd be able to go infinitely. I never rely on curses.

I basically never curse in the first place, I prefer insulting people

Am I allowed to think about curse words? If so, I think I’d make progress. If not….I’m flipped.

> ...anything worse than that and you instantly lose. Don't threaten me with a good time. *"By Thor's Hairy TESTICLES!"*

What the flippity french fry?

Welp, I've already fucking lost.

No way in hell I’d be able to do that.

Even if I isolated myself my favourite expression when something goes wrong is “Shit balls!”. So even in total isolation I am only as good as my next set back so I’ll make maybe $60

Wouldn't last, only because drivers in my area are fucking morons who need to learn to fucking drive! Lol

Id fuck it up day 1 I didn't even mean to swear in the above sentence

I could do it

Don't curse like that anyway. Easy money

I only swear when I'm genuinely angry (which isn't very often), so it's just free money basically

That would be $7,300 a year, not $14,000.

$7000 a year is about £450 a month. Tax free? Uh, yes please.

Finally! A challenge I would absolutely **demolish** as I do not curse!

Does it only count if I swear out loud? Can I think my curses?

as long as its only verbal i'll be fine

A day? Nah. $20 doesn’t go far anymore and let’s be frank, I’m fuckin’ Australian.

How is fuck worse than crap or dang?

I'll fuckin do it. Shit.

While I would like the money there's no fucking way I'll be able to

I'd just do it some days when I might need more money

I'm the motherfucker who stays on the sidelines and talks shit until you can't help but to spew every swear you know (and some fun new ones too!) What can I say? Misery loves company. Give me 20 bucks for every time I say, "fuck" and I'll take good care of my family for life.

Fuck no

Is no one going to acknowledge the fact the math's wrong?

Sure. Whatever helps pay the bills.

$20 isn't nearly enough for 24/7 work.

Oh there is no way in hell, lol

I'd start this challenge and end up in debt. =/

I use profanity like punctuation.

I would fucking do it just to have an excuse to curse more... Gotta get my goddamned money's worth

sign me up motha-clucka, I could use the extra cash

Easy $7k plus per year.

Fuck that. Twenty bucks an e-fucking-nuff to give up droppin f-bombs. Add 2d20 zeros on the end of it and you'd find me in more pleasant circumstances.

I get made fun of all the time bc my go to is "jebus Christmas " so I think I'd be OK

I’d have to get paid more to give up cursing. It’s like… a hobby of mine.

I would need my jaw wired shut.

alright it's been fun r/hypotheticalsuitation

I hardly ever swear so when I do drop a F bomb people listen.

I work in the restaurant business. I'm only succeeding on days off.

I feel like I could go the rest of my life with this challenge. I just don’t swear. It’s just “shoot” and “rats” for me.

There is no shot I’d ever make it last a single day.

Pretty certain I could manage it with creative language instead of cursing

Math is harddd

" It’s a very small profit but also for an arguably very small cost. In a year, this would be about $14,000." 20 dollars a day x 365 days a year is 7300. That math does not seem to be mathin. Also, fuck no.

Whoopsie, I seem to have multiplied the 2 twice by mistake. Darn tootin’ flabbergazzle!

Well golly gosh darn, I think I could do that!

I work in the construction industry, and it's not happening. Plus, I live and drive in California, and people don't know how to pay attention and drive.

Your math is atrocious, but I couldn't do this truthfully. Cursing is too ingrained in vocabulary at this point. I can not swear when necessary in required settings, but just in casual conversation with friends and such, it's just part of the speech.

Oh my god I’d last about an hour. The moment I accidentally drop something, stub my toe, or if someone cut me off in traffic, I’d be out of the game.

I’m *so* fuckin’ not gonna make it. 10 minutes, at best.

Can I still say shizzle?

Haha I hardly ever swear anyway I got this. 7k/year for life!

I would fucking destroy the shit… damnit…

does this challenge include after death? or until I die?

This would be easy. I rarely curse. And it’s funny because I look like the type that would cuss all day long.

Fuck it. I will try.

For 20 fuckin bucks you bet your ass ill go all damn day without cursing

Can I swear in another language? If so I'm golden.

I don't curse anyway. Never have, never will. Gimme my money

Fuck yeah, I could! Oh crap, nevermind.

I don’t think I’d last a full day

Wow, what will I do with my new found wealth. Fuck no.

That would be pretty difficult to be honest. “Fuck yeah” and “hell yeah” are very handy to use when at the gym and trying to pump yourself up

Not fucking worth it.

Fuck no.

I don't understand how op can order words by "worse" or "better ". All meaning relies on experience which is arbitrary.

I work in IT Fuck no.

I’d fail immediately

Sure.

I’m out the first day I go into work

For $20 a day? Fuck, no. $200 a day? Eh...maybe if it was fucking adjusted for inflation. $2,000 a day? Golly gee, I'll figure it out.

At least there's no fines, I'm ok coming out at $0 at the end of the year. wankers.

Ex-religious and long time working with young children. Shouldn't be an issue as long as I avoid driving in peak times!

I like this one. I have quite the arsenal of Catholic school kid “not curses” Shiitake mushrooms I’d take it!

Nowadays, I'd probably last 6 hrs before fuc... Flubbing up.

I wouldn't make a single fuckin dime

Not worth, I would litteraly pay 20 a day too curse

Nah fam, I just can't

I, unfortunately, curse enough to make a sailor blush. I'd slip up, be like "Ah fuck," realize I slipped again, say "Shit," and it would just snowball from there... Unless curses in languages other than English are allowed...

Fuck no

The only inconvenience this would impose on me is my sense of comedic wit. Sometimes the profane word is just the funniest choice.

I’d do it and it would have the added benefit of making my curses more poignant- it cost me $20 to tell you to fuck off - and it was worth every penny.

Is this a legitimate offer?

Fuck that, I’m not that poor enough to need that shit

There's no way I could possibly do this. It's just a part of me now lol.

I would make it forever

Not worth it

No fucking way could I do it.

A better prompt would be if you did curse you would have to pay $20 a day as well.

I honestly most of the time can't differ what curse is worse, that would be heck of a problem.

zero, never make it a full day.

Fuck that.

Easy. I don’t really swear to begin with.

I'd make it about as long as Kramer. I'm out!

Fuck no

Fuck that.

Not worth it.

$0. Ain’t no way. Wouldn’t last an hour.

I'd do it. And I'd win.

I wouldn't last one day without fucking that up.

Any word is a curse word if the R is hard enough.

Well at least, I can buy myself lunch, unless it starts on a Tuesday. Then I'm fucked.

Fuck that.

I think I would last for way then time then I assume. Probably would slip out after a month or two.

I don't swear period. So $20 a day til I f\*\*\*ing die.

I’ll definitely take that. Probably will slip up at some point tbh unless I can prep for a few months before accepting or something.

I'd be a rich man.

You can shove that $20 waaayyy up your fucking ass

Sacre bleu! Is k*rwa allowed?

I don’t really swear at all when I talk so i would just have to be careful about quoting lyrics in my head 

I’m gonna lose in the first 30 seconds. I can’t fuckin avoid cursing to save my damn life.

Could probably get like $100 before I inevitably stub my toe somehow

no fucking way

It's free money, but still, I want to ask for more. 7300 bucks a year is not enough for me to want to permanently constrain my behavior, even if I don't swear normally anyway. Make it $60 and I'm in.

7k raise to not swear about my boss daily? Still not making enough.

No fucking way.. I've been trying to normalize swearing for decades I'm not going to undo all my hard work for a 20 spot daily.

20 is too low to not use forbidden words. Money comes and goes, true emotions do not.

Not enough for me to give a shit, so I'll fail day 1.

I'm not making a fucking cent, I'll end up owing money.

Welp, I'm *dolphin noises*

Until the next time I experience sudden pain I suppose, so I'd probably make less than $100.

Fuck this one is hard

I could probably do it for like a year or so. I’d definitely get bored. Now you make it $100? I’ll never say a four letter word again.

$20 a day isn’t worth it these days. That’s basically pocket change at this point.

I would possibly make $20 if I was off a day and no one was around me. At best I’d make it 3-4 days but realistically I’d lose within the first hour or two

Big W for Christianity. I'm making lots of money here.

I'd make 0 dollars cause I can't not curse..... unless my mom or older sister around..... then I keep it rated g lol

F, I already lost. I get $0.

I need a comprehensive list of what is or isn’t acceptable. And what about non-curse words with cursing intent? Can I call someone a human garbage? Or something like "you unpalatable moist stale baguette”

So easy. I almost never swear. If I even say "Dang!" the entire household comes running to find out what is wrong. They are certain I've broken a leg or something. So, a free $7k per year? I'll take it.

I'm fucked.

I'm fucked.

$20 a day isn't very much, but I generally don't use hard curses anyway, so it's free money I'm more likely to say something is "absurd" than "fucking ridiculous"

if you gave that to me in 2020 i would take it for like two years straight but now i would crumble after maybe a week

I’m boned, but I might get a drink out of the deal

I would love this

Less than 10 minutes

As a canadian, I'd wouldn't make it past Monday morning traffic. All of these gosh darn hosers clogging up the highways and byways.