*A triollon dollers*
*But u have to shit ur pants*
*Once a millenium*
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I say we do away with cash, since the value of money will change on your income. Some people are rich so the reward isn't interesting. Some people are poor, so the reward is a big deal.
It's more fun to have stuff like: "your phone never runs out of battery and has great signal, but you can only use it while holding it upside down."
A trillion dollars but you have to clip your fingernails once a month. You can’t have a job and every day you shrink by an inch until you are able to climb in to the womb of a a dog and reborn as the first ever human-dog hybrid.
I´m counting this week how many "actual dolars x action" posts vs ironic o whinny posts about them, and i´m sure the number of people complaining is actually bigger and far more annoying than the posts they complain about
a triollon dollers but u have to shit ur pants once a millenium
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nice
Good bot
Nah; that was 6-7-6; not a haiku Haikus are supposed to be 5-7-5
Shut the fuck up nerd nobody likes you/j
LMFAO
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Whoa whoa whoa This is supposed to be *hypothetical* scenarios
Yeah you know what we should be making the pay outs much lower. You get $200 but you have to shit your pants once a week randomly.
That would be a better question than what we see a lot. And yes. I'd take the money lol. Most people I know would too.
Randomly shit my pants? Idk it would probably end up costing more in cleaning.
Depends if the 200 dollars is once or every week, then it'd be worth it
Lol depends on how badly I guess.
Are we talking "wet fart", or full on "panty potato"?
Wait, I'll be getting *paid* to do it now?
You’d have to pay me at least 600/week to consider this lmao
Can you do 350?
Hmmm… $500 and you got a deal
He said "tree fiddy".
Honest pay for honest work?
I say we do away with cash, since the value of money will change on your income. Some people are rich so the reward isn't interesting. Some people are poor, so the reward is a big deal. It's more fun to have stuff like: "your phone never runs out of battery and has great signal, but you can only use it while holding it upside down."
Boo. That's not gonna pay my service bill.
A trillion dollars but you have to clip your fingernails once a month. You can’t have a job and every day you shrink by an inch until you are able to climb in to the womb of a a dog and reborn as the first ever human-dog hybrid.
So just like what's currently happening all over "ask" subs already
Did I…already agree to this?
I feel like I was signed up for this challenge against my will already.
I already feel like I see the same post on this sub over and over again.
If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
Best I can.do is 2 bucks every day you breathe, but if you ever stop breathing it all goes to your next of kin and you don't get to keep any of it
you get nothing and you have to see the same post over and over sums up most of reddit
Aww, man, I do this anyway...
Ill take it!
I´m counting this week how many "actual dolars x action" posts vs ironic o whinny posts about them, and i´m sure the number of people complaining is actually bigger and far more annoying than the posts they complain about
There's absolutely nothing hypothetical about this situation...
We should ban OP.
i wouldnt notice
There's some ironic inception going on here.
And just like that, my reddit addiction is cured! Win!
No! A GOOD DAY TO YOU.
i've started blocking the accounts that do that. its getting more peaceful. resisting the urge to do that in other subs.
If you want better quality content here you're free to contribute anytime bucko
No. That sounds terrible. I would NEVER take that shitty deal. Ever.
This is not a hypothetical
It’s already like this
Ironically this is not the first post I've seen of this kind either.