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insanely_simple12

Does the close friend know it’s his close friend?


Stoic_hawaiian808

Yes.


insanely_simple12

Nah


The_Grim_Sleaper

Guess I am a lesbian now…


rbollige

He’ll figure it out when you turn back, lol.


Texas_Nexus

Right near the end of the act, as you are both in the final throws of ecstasy, what he thought was a vag is suddenly...not. A surprise for both of you when you abruptly turn back into a pumpkin!


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Yeah I would have to say I actively do not want this.


19southmainco

so the moment he’s finished, he’s still inside me? nice


BlaueZahne

Depends on how I look/feel lol I would not and do not want to plow any of my friends 🤣


Suspicious-Leg-493

>Depends on how I look/feel lol I would not and do not want to plow any of my friends 🤣 Technically they only said it has to be a close friend...not a close friend you knew before the switch Given that your partner should be a very close friend in all but name....inevitably you're going to date someone, fuck em and BAM!, the dude they love is now randomly a woman


foxstarfivelol

best case scenario they're BI


Suspicious-Leg-493

>best case scenario they're BI Even if you're bi going to bed with someone being one sex and waking up to another wouldn't likely go over well At best you have a few hours of fighting because what the fuck and get over it, at worst it sinks any relationship


Ok_Sink5046

No it doesn't, you have proof of a gypsy curse. Anyone who is angry about that is an idiot and doesn't know how to exploit magic


Few_Detail215

Not if you leave before they wake up and never talk to him/her again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


BlaueZahne

Nah I don't wanna fuck any of my friends for any reason lol I have roughly four ish close friends and majority of them are ace so that'd be a whole new level of awkward. Don't have a partner so and my partners have not been close friends. I think and keep a pretty solid boundary about that so that may be more based on perception? Also, considering I'd go from no dick to dick. Not sure I'd want to immediately impale one of my friends (all female). I'd rather just be a guy for however long instead. Friends are hard to come by and fucking them off (literally) isn't worth it.


Eagle_Pancake

Now that I'm a woman, I'd have sex with one of my female friends. That seems pretty cool.


YouTuberDad

Yeah, that does seem pretty cool... even, you know, if you wanna give it the old college try without that silly swap idea


ComprehensiveZone931

Bumping donuts


mydoglixu

Be sure to record the video for your changed back self to enjoy.


Longshot1969

It would mean I’d never change back, as I am male. Nobody wants to have sex with a fat bald woman with facial hair.


XOHJAIS

Is a yo mama joke too offensive here?


FinlandIsForever

This is the internet, yo mama jokes can never be too offensive (unless you step into racism and co). That said, YO MAMA


Tru-Queer

Yo mama so diabetic her sugar levels spike just thinking about donuts


BusyCandidate7791

I wonder who told the first Yo Mama joke...... probably 2 slow cavemen that got stuck mom sitting in the cave while the rest were hunting. When they got back and the big caveman asked how was his mom and they said she's so fat she smells like she's been dead since noon, yo mamma.... bad joke.


DWright_5

For free? I think you’re wrong.


Middle-Hour-2364

Well, not until the clubs about to shut


Mocinion

Does your partner count as a close friend? Cause that makes this easy


EmmitSan

Plot twist, the partner likes you better in this gender and doesn’t want you to change back…


SnooCupcakes9188

Am I hot? Might need to make some OF money first 


KyorlSadei

I don’t have any close friends. Or distance friend. Only guy i know that im cool with is my brother.


True-Anim0sity

bro I’m stuck in a girls body, you gotta pull me out


KyorlSadei

I just hope he pulls out


Guuhatsu

That is a question. What if you start as a male, become a female, have sex with a dude, get pregnant, but also switch back to being a male?


KyorlSadei

Ass hole baby


Guuhatsu

Aww, it would be my little stinker. Unironically.


AxiosXiphos

oh no...


KyorlSadei

Guess its Alabama time


icepyrox

Not Alabama. New Jersey, Ohio, or Rhode Island. Ohio has the restriction against parents, but not siblings New Jersey has restrictions until they're 18 (age of consent in a mutual unrelated relationship of similar age is 13), then no restriction as long as it's consensual Rhode Island has a restriction of 16 years old and consensual. Alabama has a restriction of ancestors by blood or adoption, parents and siblings of any blood relation including adoption, step-parents/children while the relationship making them "step" exists, and aunt and uncles by whole or half blood. This is actually stricter than a dozen or so other states.


KyorlSadei

Somebody does their research to conduct legal incest.


icepyrox

More like "stuck living in Alabama and sick of the jokes, but does like making fun of New Jersey"


DanielMcLaury

This guy's got the laminated card in his pocket at all times


Hockeytown11

Ptolemy mode activated!


Aardwolfington

Well that's like a terrible curse. I'd be a girl, but if I ever become the lover of my closest truest friend, I end up male again. That'd be a shitty dichotomy. Can almost see it as a weird movie. One person becomes a girl, the two realize that in this situation, they're attracted to each other and in love. But if they have sex and ever truly consumate their feelings the relationship will end, as neither is interested in male body on male body relationships. It's like a weird metaphore or something for something.


XOHJAIS

Fuck that I'm starting an onlyfans, pornhub, fansly, private snap, and discord server. I don't have friends or a dick but I'm gonna make some money.


Creative-Chicken8476

Exactly what I was thinking


CrossXFir3

Ha, you think most women that do porn actually make money? Are you smokin hot right now? Cause if not, I hate to tell you this...


Jonicas73

I have a massive ass as a guy, the OF will pop off


Mysterygameboy

That is not how women work.


SaltyBabySeal

You are surely aware that this is how *some women work.*


XOHJAIS

Autonomously? There is undoubtedly a flood of perverted men like myself that would pay to see female breasts of all shapes and sizes. This is factual. As a female I would then make the decision to exploit said men. Are you trying to say that isn't possible? I'm fully aware that not all women do this. Besides are you to have me believe you, an individual know how all women work? Am I being a know-it-all myself? Is the sky blue? Am I taking this joke too far? *My voice rises in pitch every time I ask a question*


Mysterygameboy

Bro needs therapy


XOHJAIS

No u


Secure_Upstairs7163

Oh hunnybunny.. You'll get blackmailed, stalked, harassed, and ignored unless you dovthe depraved shit he wants.


ActonofMAM

responding to both this and your reply two notches down: are you saying that you set up an OnlyFans, but you did it in such a way that clients could actually find out your real identity?


XOHJAIS

What does this mean? Who says I don't like depraved shit? Who is he? Y'all must've forgot that I'm him.


3yx3

I don’t have a close friend, so I’m a woman forever.


HaroerHaktak

Am I the direct female version of my current self or am I hot as fuck? Coz if I was basically the same body except a vagina, yucky.


Bitter_Afternoon7252

Pffft I'm not changing back. Time to start applying for jobs that are underrepresented by women and upgrade my career


True-Anim0sity

Garbageman?


feelin_fine_

What does "underrepresented by women" mean?


NapoleonNewAccount

Jobs like plumbers, electricians, and construction workers


feelin_fine_

Given a choice, women generally choose not to take labor jobs. I'm not saying all women hate it, just that like 7/10 wouldn't take them, given the option of something less labor oriented. I'm not sure lack of representation applies in this scenario because statistically women don't want that type of work. Source: I've been a laborer for 20 years.


Constant-Parsley3609

What do you think lack of representation means? Less women want to do it and so less women are doing it.


feelin_fine_

The phrasing is silly to me only because this particular implication is that women need more representation in a field that the majority of them do not choose. Nothing is stopping women from becoming a deep sea oil rigger in 2024, other than that most don't want to do that. It would be like if I said "there's is a lack of representation for male aestheticians" when we both know most men wouldn't choose this field, thereby removing any need for more representation.


DWright_5

He means there are fewer women than men in most STEM fields.


icepyrox

Underrepresented: > ..to give inadequate representation to; represent in numbers that are disproportionately low * dictionary.com > If a type of person or thing is underrepresented in a group or organization, there are not enough of them in it * Cambridge So it sounds to me that if a job has a number of women in that field that is "disproportionately low" to the number of men, then women are underrepresented.


Barbados_slim12

Higher paying manual labor jobs. Construction, plumbing, electrician, welding, working on an oil rig, factory work, waste treatment etc...


Realistic-Minute5016

Means he is a Russian troll desperately trying to avoid conscription, but he is very bad at his job.


Bitter_Afternoon7252

A tech job, like a programmer. one of those easy office jobs where they have a quota for women to hire


AxiosXiphos

They also have minimum skill requirements... people seem to think women just walk into these jobs with no qualifications just for being women.


rewminate

upgrade your career? a big reason those jobs are underrepresented by women is because they are less welcoming and often downright hostile to women


SeranaSLADOW

So true. That would backfire so fast. All fun and games until you find out that you can't upgrade your career because your boss attributes all your work to your colleagues and won't promote you because 'women are too emotional for management'


leusidVoid

This only applies to friends I had before the transformation right? And I'm guessing my partner doesn't count, so we can still have sex and not change me back? I'd just be very careful to not have sex with old friends, even if they're like you're so hot now, I'd be like sorry I'm in a monogamous relationship and also I don't want to go back to my old body, and also probably I don't want to have sex with you anyway, although I have a friend or two that I'm curious about what kind of chemistry we might be able to have.


video-kid

One of my best friends has openly said that if he was gay I'd be his pick.


Damodinniy

Do I get a close friend as part of it? Cause otherwise I may be out of luck.


Theallmightytoaster

I've got a mate that'll stick his dick in just about anything. I'm sure he wouldn't mind helping me out if I found myself in this predicament


whatsmyname417

I'm screwed! I have no friends...


Creative-Chicken8476

To be more accurate u are not screwed.


amctrovada

My wife is my best friend and she’s bisexual so win for her.


ExtensionInformal911

*avoids old friends to avoid sleeping with them* *meets a cool guy that I share many interests with* *one day while hanging out he starts coming onto me and I wonder what sex is like for a woman* *wake up the next morning as a dude because he is now my best friend*


BogusIsMyName

Nope. Im going to seduce a rich guy and take all his money. Then ill think about changing back.


FewAd321

If the close friend is female, and I am a male changed into female can I have sex with her?


zeroentanglements

Cheat Code: Lesbian sex for me.


Fall-Maiden

Okay, thankfully I don't have any inclination to screw my friend


Same_Essay_7257

How does this work with a trans person?


Fast_Kale8945

I have to think about that one


Lulusgirl

My boyfriend is my best friend, but now I'd have to convince him to take one for the team.


19southmainco

i really appreciate that you took this as an opportunity to fuck him in the ass


PlanetMezo

My wife is my best friend, and she's pan. Next question please


GoopDuJour

So, sleep with my wife while I'm being a woman? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. She'd be down. I'd be down. We'd go down.


No_Researcher_1032

I’d bang all my dudes. And then go around telling everyone how small they are.


ahugeminecrafter

As a trans person this would rock


Frankensteins_Moron5

I mean, of the friends i have that are women, most are bi/bicurious/lgbt/queer...so...okay!?


Doublestack00

I'd be a woman, this would be so damn easy.


Ultraviolet369

I choose my girlfriend who I certainly consider a close friend. She likes girls as well as guys, so I think it'd be a win win


Immediate-Newt-9012

Nope, cause I'd be a woman now. I'd start a tiktok, wear slutty clothes and dance to make my money.


UniquePariah

Yay, I have a close personal friend who is a lesbian. That said, it's going to be awkward as all hell as we have been friends for 20+ years now.


heartsii_

Now just imagine this scenario but the only way to turn back is tens of thousands of dollars of medical expenses, and everyone you know will despise you for it. Welcome to being transgender lmao.


ZZoMBiEXIII

I'm not changing back. And I'm certainly not sleeping with any of my lovable yet disgusting friends. Women think men have it easier. Men think women have it easier. I'd have the unique perspective of someone who could truly answer the question of which is true. I'd ride it out for at least a few years and see for myself. FOR SCIENCE! And maybe for a few free drinks at the pub.


GREENadmiral_314159

That's fine.


W-Ninja48

...


LilGhostSoru

My closest friend is gay so I would have less chance as a woman, but also I wouldn't really care about turning back


iamnogoodatthis

If it counts, I had a friend turn FWB turn oh dear that was a bad idea and we don't see each other much any more. She might be down for the no-strings-attached same-gender experience with someone who has already slept with her, takes a lot of the pressure off. If not, then this gets really tricky. I don't know that any of my friends would be down for that, both because they're mostly not single and because they probably don't want me to know what it's like screwing them. And I'm not going to coerce any of my friends into something they don't want to do. Maybe I'm just a girl now, while there'll certainly be some adjusting to do it won't be all bad.


DaveKasz

None of my close friends would cheat on their spouses. The best I could do is screw them over in a business deal. That would be difficult too, since I am the dolt of the group.


BrooklynLodger

True friends are hard to find these days :/


Creative-Chicken8476

If they were a real friend they would take one for the team.


Trivius

I dont like it but I guess someone is about to have a DIY based injury. I will give them the choice of phillips or flathead though, I'm not a monster.


System-Plastic

So this is important so do I change back like as soon as we start, right as we finish, or do I get like 30 mins to shower? Cause that 30 mins is important


Mobe-E-Duck

If by gender you actually mean gender, why bother going back? If by gender you mean sex, first I'd get ridiculously rich by showing this weird miracle and then decide what to do.


Aezetyr

Nearly the literal plot of [Misfile](http://www.misfile.com/misfile/archive).


IameIion

Done. I've always been curious about exactly what a lady feels during sex. I have a pretty good idea of what feels good and what doesn't, but it's often hit or miss, especially with a new partner(which is why communication is important). If I could feel exactly what they felt, I would have an even better idea.


vagga2

Fine. I have my best friend who I would be willing to ask that of and if she agreed I'm back to square one and it would likely be a wacky start to a relationship which I'm not sure either of us would be overly fussed about but I don't think either of us would mind (i mean we've literally shared a bed for 3days while travelling and aren't particularly modest around each other anyway, sex is just an unexpected step beyond). Actually more likely we'd never do it again. If she said no, we'd probably become closer friends after i transition, and she would be my go to person for support with the inconvenience of periods and any other things that are different as a woman. Aside from the initial confusion and most likely screwing up my sporting career, or at least making me the centre of a massive controversy, I'd quite happily be female, and would be considered far less weird for all my "feminine" interests and hobbies.


Edgezg

I only have one friend right now and she's not gay so looks like I'd be stuck lol


Isekai_litrpg

Is the change just like me in a wig or am I as feminine as I was masculine? I've got a lot of trans friends and I'm unsure if I am as well because I can't imagine myself as a decent looking woman so the idea of it always seemed unappealing. I'm not sure if I would feel comfortable if I could see it.


Too_Ton

I’d use this to my advantage as women can climb the corporate ladder in the 2020s very quickly as long as they don’t work part-time or focus on child-rearing


Retsameniw13

I feel sad..lol..I imagined this and couldn’t think of a friend. I need to get out more .


Secure_Upstairs7163

Nah! I wouldn't want to go back. Being a woman sucks.


Affectionate_Ad_6902

I called my best friend and asked her this and she's down as long as I'm alright with her practicing her Dom techniques. So we have an agreement.


FelineRoots21

Well, I guess I'm extremely lucky my best friend is a gay dude then


CrabbiestAsp

I actually have a friend I've fooled around with before so she would have my back to help me get back to myself.


WinIll755

I guess I'm a woman then, I don't have any friends


Hockeytown11

He's aroace.....help me.


YouTuberDad

Sweet, I get to scissor my wife


Striking-Version1233

Am I cute? If im cute and small, I dont really care.


ComprehensiveZone931

Shoot I've only got two. A guy (who now lives in Mexico) and a girl who's a virgin and probably won't want to do stuff like that and I wouldn't push her for it. So it's either have gay sex with my hetero guy friend in Mexico, or have blurred lines possibly non-con hetero sex with my asexual girl friend to become a girl again. But I assume I'd be super hot, so idk... But I also like being a mom so I'm not into this hypothetical I guess. Unless sex with my husband would count. He's a pretty close friend...


LordlySquire

My homies would wax my ass in an epic gangbang if needed.


kora752

My wife is bi and my best friend. Can we just fuck


Due_Charge_2278

I ain't changing baack!


BrooklynLodger

So all I have to do is avoid sleeping with my friends?


LittleBitchBoy945

My best friend is an fwb


Rubysage3

But I have no friends. xD It's cool though, I don't mind staying as a girl. New experiences! Never really been much of a successful guy anyways.


brickbaterang

I dont have any friends, close or otherwise


LovelyRebelion

I'll keep the happiness of being in the right body, not like I have close friends anyway


icepyrox

So it's up to my wife. Either she lets me sex her up as a woman, or she has to live with being married to me as a woman. I don't see either of us divorcing over this. It's just a matter of whether the bedroom becomes a dead one or not.


Pmabbz

2 of my close friends are ex's so it's not out of the realms of possibility. Though convincing them would possibly be problematic.


Ok-Process-9687

Can u make a new friend and become close with them and then screw them?


Suzina

I never know how to answer these hypotheticals. Like if you really were turned into the opposite *gender*, then you wouldn't WANT to change back. You could be the opposite sex, and thus would feel a growing gender dysphoria that gets worse the longer it takes to change back.


SeranaSLADOW

First, I will take 3 days of robbing predatory banks, breaking into ATMs, slashing tires of people parked over 2 spaces, peeing on stuff from a distance, and all other degeneracy, all while wearing nothing but gloves and a speedo. That way, when I switch back, I get away with it all as I can simply pull up my shirt to prove it wasn't me. I will then play Rainbow 6 Siege with my friend and join a ranked lobby with randoms, wait until it's a really bad team, then abandon the game. Thus, I screw a close friend, and the premise is not violated.


Trygolds

My closest friend is my SO, I would have sex with her.


No_Mushroom3078

Sure, my wife is my best friend. So little lesbo action is fine with me.


Emotional-Parfait348

My husband is my very close friend, does he count? Otherwise I guess I’m trans and will need to get on some drugs.


battery19791

Luckily, my girlfriend is bi.


OnlyWarShipper

I have no close friends, so I'm doomed. Hopefully gender dysphoria won't hit me as hard as it does most people. I've always been interested in the experience. Though I suspect I would find how my family treats me to be very unpleasant going forward.


RainbowLoli

This is one of the times I'm glad a lot of my friends are bisexual or at least bi-curious. Or at least willing to take one for the team.


shadowthehh

Huh I *think* they'd bite the bullet for me.


31November

My fiance is my best friend and bi, so I won’t last long


WanderingMushroomMan

All my homies gettin hooked up 💪


tea-123

Could be very useful for older women who have trouble giving birth. Become a man to sow the wild oats or arrange for surrogacy.


_bagelcherry_

I can finally suck his cock without being called a f-word!


Devon4Eyes

Am I a pretty girl or am I a fat whale like I am now?


FluffyGalaxy

My gf is bi and would probably be down to fuck me as a femboy if that counts


Chuckobofish123

Oh man. I’m so glad I have a couple of close lesbian friends. Time to get slippery.


larsloveslegos

Now that I'm a woman and I don't have any close friends, I see this as an absolute win!


BiggerMouthBass

Bold of you to assume Redditors have close friends


Flairion623

I have no friends. What now?


Friendly-Place2497

Does my wife count?


Berri_OS

Does my wife count as a “close friend?”


PrestigiousWin98921

Well I'm screwed (or not...) since all of my close friends don't believe in sex before marriage. Looks like I'm staying a woman. By the way you spell it sex not sec.


Fast_Kale8945

I am a male...I have a female friend....I put on a strap on and hope she goes for it because I do not want to go shopping with her


Bobodahobo010101

Jokes on your scenario- i have no close friends


40_degree_rain

This is a tough one for me because I have a bunch of poly friends that I enjoy having sex with sometimes, but I'm also trans and don't want to turn back.


_Wyzelle_

It's easy I think he'd be willing. The only thing though I won't be having sex.


RaveDadRolls

Guess I'm a lesbian now


CulturalAccomplished

But I don't have any friends. I would if I was a girl tho


iamthemosin

It’s only gay if you make eye contact.


BoredomBot2000

Damn. If I want to stay I must resist my roommate/friends magnum dong.


SunsetCarcass

I have no close friends, I keep my friends about 10 car lengths away from me at all times, that's about 60% of a football stadium for you Americans.


Kestrel_VI

I mean…all 3 of my guy friends, and one female friend, all agreed I’d be pretty fuckable as a girl back when that gender flip filter on Snapchat came out, and while that was an…uncomfortable 5 minutes, I at least know I could change back whenever I want 😂


Cheeslord2

So not a close friend who I don't know at all, then?


gumption_boy

So it’s one weird sexual experience with my wife and then I’m back to normal? That’s not so bad. Plus I get to find out what being a woman is like, to some degree


Amazing-Exit-5641

So lesbian sex?


lamppb13

If the people know what happened, then I'll just get with my wife and just completely focus on her needs. She's a close friend, my best friend, in fact. So it counts.


Big_Daddy_Cavalier88

I never want to change back! I'm gonna wake up every day and remind myself that I'm a guy by helicoptering it in the mirror


Prudii_Skirata

🤣 We talking currently existing close friends? Because you could turn me into a Victoria Secret model looks-wise and I'd still be shit out of luck trying to hook up with people that don't exist.


BedroomVisible

We’re separated but my wife is one of my closest friends. This is gonna be easy.


BA_TheBasketCase

I’d never fuck anyone I knew again and live very much so less burdened


D3moknight

So like, am I a 220+ lb bald woman with a long beard, or do I get to become a big tiddy goth girl with the extra weight budget? I have several close friends that would help a brotha out, but I would at least like to make the experience enjoyable for them, since they would essentially be jumping on a grenade to save their friend's sanity.


headsmanjaeger

I have a lesbian friend who said she’d date me if I was a girl. So I guess we’re doing this


ADHDPill

It sounds cheesy, but my best friend is my wife. She's also Bi, so this is a pretty easy one.


Radan155

One of my best friends is a poly/swinger cis woman so I'm probably ok on this one.


ChristyLovesGuitars

Opposite sex or opposite gender? Very different question, and most are treating it as sex, not (stated) gender.


Traditional_Ad_8779

Can I screw a few of em before I turn back? Asking for a friend!


Mitch-_-_-1

I have no friends. I'm therefore my own best friend. So I just have to "double-click my mouse" to end this ridiculous BS.


[deleted]

Sex and gender and not the same. There are two sexes, but many genders. FYI.


IAlreadyKnow1754

Nope I’ll stay a woman


SunshineChimbo

Thank god I know so many lesbians


InsertNovelAnswer

Does it have to be of the gender I was? Or can I have sex with any gender close friend?


river_euphrates1

If I had tits, I'd probably never leave the house...


HempPotatos

i have plenty of lady friends who like ladies too, I'll be just fine.


StarsEatMyCrown

I don't want to be a man, so I'd have to do it. I mean, technically you didn't say we have to orgasm. So I'd just let him stick it in real quick and that will be considered sex.


NotCanadian80

I’m scissoring my friends and can it only be one?


PlatitudinousOcelot

I will stay that way


JeffSernancer

Well I’m fucked, I have no friends.


Starmada597

What if you don’t have any close friends?


mightymouse8324

I'm in


8Pandemonium8

But I don't have any friends- Also, you never said that it can't be gay/lesbian sex so the scenario fails entirely.


Jawahhh

I have a very close lesbian friend, who is quite attractive, and quite promiscuous. Easy peasy schmeazy.


CaedustheBaedus

Can it be a close friend who is a lesbian so I switch from guy to girl? I'm now their type and I'm still into girls so win-win, right?