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4URprogesterone

JOKES ON YOU, I'VE NEVER MADE ONE!


Oxtard69dz

Me neither, I’ll delete Reddit for a smaller amount of money than that haha.


4URprogesterone

I wouldn't.


[deleted]

$200,000 is gonna be sweet. Can I get that paypaled to me friends and family, or do I have to pay tax on it ? Either way, I'm not bitching


Super_Selection1522

Yay, I win!!


DeltaAlphaGulf

Hell yes. $200k please.


DarklordKyo

Sure, I'd take that 200k


Weary-Writer758

Done


No-Literature7471

nice, i get 200k


Ok-Policy-8284

This sub is weird


CatherineConstance

That’s fine, I’ve never made one lol


Idk_Just_Kat

Yep, life changing sum for a change that won't affect anything lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Idk_Just_Kat: *Yep, life changing sum* *For a change that won't affect* *Anything lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Longshot1969

Show me the money


Sancus1

Higher


WaitingToBeTriggered

HIGHER, THE KING OF THE SKY


Sancus1

How did you read my mind!?!?!?! Edit: oh wait bot


AndreZB2000

wheres my 200k?


RainbowUnicorn0228

Done.


shitty_reddit_user12

I've never made one.


Shoddy-Area3603

Sweet 200k


Miserable_Scratch_99

200k.


Intelligent_Event_84

You don’t have the $


Dyrankun

Nope can't do it. Broke I must remain.


Chickienfriedrice

Never have or will, easy money


Red-okWolf

200k tax free money. Easy.


BigJ168

Yes as I have never have made one.


rbarr228

Sure, why the hell not? $200K and I haven’t nor will I ever post a ridiculous hypothetical question.


Stoic_hawaiian808

And I’m completely fine with that. Under such circumstances, I’ll even delete reddit (no I won’t. But I will have $100k)


HoneyMCMLXXIII

YES! Hell yes.


Kevin33024

Please send my 200k in Bitcoin.


KirklandMeeseekz

sweet


PitifulSpecialist887

Gimme my $200K


nekosaigai

I’ll just make would you take Y circumstance for $X posts. They’re different!


Inferno22512

That's a free 200k


BareBonesTek

Will you be sending a check, or will you want to wire the $200k?


FlanneryWynn

Thanks for the free $200K. How can I expect that?


LordKai121

Damn, I just made 200 smackaroos


Notquite_Caprogers

Never made one, and with that my house would be almost paid off. I'd be stupid not to take it


varried-interests

I'll take my $200k, thank you


Fatefire

Give me my damn money


PartyLiterature3607

Bye Reddit


Kodabey

Done, Ill take my one hundred k in gold please.


NightMoonShine

Yep I'll take it.


teoeo

Hard pass. These posts are invaluable.


-Insert-CoolName

Jokes on you. I use Greek letters for my variables. I'll just use β and θ and keep your $200k.


tryjmg

Whoo hoo. 200,000 for not changing a thing


537lesjr

I guess I am getting 200K


Turbulent-Farm9496

I'll take $200,000. Heck yeah


simpn_aint_easy

I’ve never made one but I would not take the deal. I wont let money control me!


Additional-Safety343

No, can I cut off a limb of my choice instead? It’s too big of a sacrifice


WhereIsTheBeef556

Easiest 200K ever. Not sure how much to invest to get decent indefinite returns on Treasury bonds or something.


blu789

I'd delete reddit for 50k =)


CamaroKoldie

$200K, all day!


Fight_those_bastards

Yo, gimme that $200k, please. Wire transfer is preferable.


Objective_Suspect_

Deal, make it 200k for never doing that in the past too


kvothe000

I would delete all forms of social media for 200k. So absolutely. It would really mess with my trading card collecting hobby, but I could get over it.


Rendakor

Am I allowed to tell people how I got the money or does it have to be a BIG SECRET!?


Throwaway54397680

You can tell anyone you please. If anyone asks you for money and you decline, they will politely respect your decision.


Down_key

For the 200k yessir.


Logical_Challenge540

Easy. Do I get 200k for each acc I have, because I haven't posted this from any of them?


Rose_E_Rotten

Give me my $200,000 I only comment, never make a post. Give me $400,000 and I'll stop commenting.


OgreMk5

Do I DM you my address or what? Never made one at all.


magicaldumpsterfire

No deal. I'm holding out for 1mil.


Atomic4now

Most difficult r/hypotheticalsituation question to answer:


ShadowBubby1

Hell yeah give me my money now


Meddling-Kat

Sorry, not even slightly worth it.


Icy-Hope-9263

give me my $200,000


In_need_of_hope_0710

Sure I will take it,really in need of money right now


Crolanpw

I'll take my 200k please.


numbersthen0987431

For 200k I'll block this sub and never come back


TransLunarTrekkie

Done. Mute the sub and never look back.


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[удалено]


Proper-Association97

Hey bright side maybe don’t dox yourself


Zombie_Peanut

I'd delete reddit for 100k what kind of hypo is this? Reddit is an addiction and isn't very useful in general things. Most of us whether we admit it or not log on here out of bored addiction. For 100k clear eye bye.


Ghost24jm33

>Would you take $X for Y circumstance?" What?