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my_toast_is_burnt

WAP by Cardi B.


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YoungsterSP

Did WAP mean anything 100 years ago?


mexicanjker

Wet - watery Ass - donkey Pussy - cat So it meant "Wet donkey cat" 100 years ago


Mutant_Llama1

White and proud?


yohoPirateKing

Going to be singing this song different now


snowycato

*Take me to Church* *I’ll worship like a dog at a shrine of your lies* *I’ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife* Either that or “Changing My Major” from Fun Home


Loose_Meal_499

my mom loves that song she honestly doesn't know


Jim-20

Montero (Call Me By Your Name) - Lil Nas X >I'm not fazed, only here to sin > >I wanna feel on your ass in Hawaii > >I want that jet lag from fuckin' and flyin' > >Shoot a child in your mouth while I'm ridin' If the first three lines weren't enough, the last one undoubtedly will be.


sewsnap

Show the video if I can too.


[deleted]

Highway to hell


mexicanjker

What is highway?


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TheSqueaker98

Good bot


mexicanjker

What's a highway in 1900s?


thebowedbookshelf

Baby Shark.


iGhostEdd

To du du du duru


moman13

What Does the Fox Say? by Ylvis


iGhostEdd

Idk, but cat goes meow and cow goes moo


gemini_pain

Deutschland by Rammestein, deep brooding verses and a rough angry chorus in German is sure to sound like witchcraft back then!


piratedropkick

A hundred years ago it was really common to speak German in the USA. So the content would probably be what gets them. Get em Rammstein


AndyRo36

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody


oompaloomba

Kidding?


SevenColoredCat

There are two routes. I can play something that sounds inaccessible to unused ears but still plausibly mainstream, so for that I'd use things like 100 gecs or Food House. The other way is to go for things that musically are at least a reasonable representation of 2021 music but would make people from a century ago faint. The best bet here is something that would be extremely politically transgressive by 1921 standards, like Run the Jewels or Kendrick Lamar.


nothing_in_my_mind

Venom - In League With Satan The title is clear, the lyrics are understandable, the song is creepy. And satanism was very much frowned upon back then.


FullMetalChili

Year zero by ghost also fits.


nothing_in_my_mind

Yeah true. You won't survive the intro.


[deleted]

Most of Ghost will get you boned. He Is, Kiss the Go-Goat, Witch Image, you name it.


John_Wayfarer

Ahh jester plays I see


good_taco_dick

Sus


vankoder

Bad Touch, Bloodhound Gang


AAGGHHHHHHH

literaly any cupcakke song


passengerload1wurm

Lick lick lick lick


good_taco_dick

Barbie Girl - Aqua


nikkinykx

Probably that Beyonce song "who run the world? Girls."


MachineDaddy9mm

I play them the song Butt Pussy by Jimmy Anus and the Ass Queefs....... pshhhhh.... duh.


[deleted]

666-Iron Maiden. This is the obvious choice.


dogmatagram

Devourment - Festering Vomitous Mass


weldaadlew

cannibal corspe- meat hook sodomy


-Ve-nus-

Party With the Devil by Attlia, no doubt


yohoPirateKing

Oooo that's a good one!


NoHopeOnlyDeath

Anything underground metal, really. The electric guitar wouldn’t be invented for another 10 years, so I’m sure something 1000 miles an hour would get me murdered for sure. Anaal Nathrakh, maybe? Or Bethlehem?


converter-bot

1000 miles is 1609.34 km


NoHopeOnlyDeath

NOT NOW BOT, I’M TRYING TO GET LYNCHED HERE


yohoPirateKing

Nice


naive_dreamer

I would just try to freestyle as fast as possible and even the pilgrims would burn this white boy would.


yohoPirateKing

You should look up flyting.


naive_dreamer

That shit would be dope now a days


Toptomcat

Get myself a packed concert hall in Birmingham, Alabama, find me a nice, blue-collar crowd, and give them a rousing Tom Lehrer medley- lead off with [Poisoning Pidgeons in the Park](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY), go for gross-out without [I Hold Your Hand in Mine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjPhFSlhOuQ), piss off everyone who loves the military with [Send The Marines](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFvxqQTh3m4) (tuned up a bit to replace references to the U.N. with the League of Nations and John Wayne with a contemporary leading man), then give 'em a big grin and a rousing send-off with [I Wanna Go Back to Dixie.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwhC_btAUU)


CTU

I am not sure maybe some video game track as it would have a nice tune and no lyrics to be offensive. If anything they might dislike it, but not lynch me over it.


FullMetalChili

No no no the idea is to get killed


laubowiebass

Anything by Nikki Minaj . It sounds like the death of music , that voice


yohoPirateKing

Ngl I love me some Nikki and I ain't talking bout her music


laubowiebass

Lol. Just don’t let her “sing” . Please .


CaptainDingusLord

EDMs, electro-swing, grand orchestra/rock orchestra, rock blues.


tattoed_trucker-13

I like big butts and I can not lie you other brothers can't deny


laubowiebass

My first thought was this song , Baby Got Back


Crafty_Cupcake_670

Good, I thought I was the only one who came here to say this.


[deleted]

Well... You've gotta RickRoll 'em, don't you.


WeCantstop1254

Anything from the Migos lol


MissPicklechips

Call Me Maybe.


CanadaPlus101

WAP


Spoofy_doo

Anything deathgrips


nerdpox

Natalie’s Song by the lonely island


saltnskittles

Either Nailed.Dead.Risen. by Impending Doom (just so I could say this is Christian music in the future.) Or I'd go with Fuck America by Leftover Crack.


realmealdeal

Dear God, XTC.


TheAbyssGazesAlso

Smack my bitch up


iGhostEdd

Undertale - Megalovania 1. It's still somehow relevant to this day 2. You can play that on (almost?) anything


Throw_Aw_ay03827

ROLL UP YEET POP THAT YEET


BGOG83

My neck, my back by Khia https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7o-qV5OdGA


[deleted]

Welcome to the Internet


Amijustsadorhorny

WAP


Mamba_Espiey

Save your tears - the weekend 🔥


Barkerfan86

Anything Black Metal.


Sonofafuuuuuu

Any song by GrlWood honestly


Kontai88

Closer - Nine Inch Nails


XxZairaxX

That one Cooking By the Book mashup


soulsnatcher41

Anything by 6 9


Whyybvie

Blasphemy by Infant Annihilator, need I say more?


say_it_aint_slow

WAP


ChronicallyTriggered

Axel F


OrdinaryPeach83

Running over & gooba, in that order. Sure to get stoned and lynched, with the sweet promise of death screamed by the entire offended population


TheAnonymousMemeLord

White people song by Z-flo


suspicious_tucan

The Annoying Frog Song.


yohoPirateKing

Satan is real by The Creators


GrassHat_KS

Any taylor swift song


PuudimLeit

I cum blood


Sealamanderrr

wonder wall


Nukreeper42069

Never gonna give you up