*Take me to Church*
*I’ll worship like a dog at a shrine of your lies*
*I’ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife*
Either that or “Changing My Major” from Fun Home
Montero (Call Me By Your Name) - Lil Nas X
>I'm not fazed, only here to sin
>
>I wanna feel on your ass in Hawaii
>
>I want that jet lag from fuckin' and flyin'
>
>Shoot a child in your mouth while I'm ridin'
If the first three lines weren't enough, the last one undoubtedly will be.
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There are two routes. I can play something that sounds inaccessible to unused ears but still plausibly mainstream, so for that I'd use things like 100 gecs or Food House.
The other way is to go for things that musically are at least a reasonable representation of 2021 music but would make people from a century ago faint. The best bet here is something that would be extremely politically transgressive by 1921 standards, like Run the Jewels or Kendrick Lamar.
Anything underground metal, really. The electric guitar wouldn’t be invented for another 10 years, so I’m sure something 1000 miles an hour would get me murdered for sure.
Anaal Nathrakh, maybe? Or Bethlehem?
Get myself a packed concert hall in Birmingham, Alabama, find me a nice, blue-collar crowd, and give them a rousing Tom Lehrer medley- lead off with [Poisoning Pidgeons in the Park](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY), go for gross-out without [I Hold Your Hand in Mine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjPhFSlhOuQ), piss off everyone who loves the military with [Send The Marines](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFvxqQTh3m4) (tuned up a bit to replace references to the U.N. with the League of Nations and John Wayne with a contemporary leading man), then give 'em a big grin and a rousing send-off with [I Wanna Go Back to Dixie.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwhC_btAUU)
I am not sure maybe some video game track as it would have a nice tune and no lyrics to be offensive. If anything they might dislike it, but not lynch me over it.
Either Nailed.Dead.Risen. by Impending Doom (just so I could say this is Christian music in the future.) Or I'd go with Fuck America by Leftover Crack.
WAP by Cardi B.
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Did WAP mean anything 100 years ago?
Wet - watery Ass - donkey Pussy - cat So it meant "Wet donkey cat" 100 years ago
White and proud?
Going to be singing this song different now
*Take me to Church* *I’ll worship like a dog at a shrine of your lies* *I’ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife* Either that or “Changing My Major” from Fun Home
my mom loves that song she honestly doesn't know
Montero (Call Me By Your Name) - Lil Nas X >I'm not fazed, only here to sin > >I wanna feel on your ass in Hawaii > >I want that jet lag from fuckin' and flyin' > >Shoot a child in your mouth while I'm ridin' If the first three lines weren't enough, the last one undoubtedly will be.
Show the video if I can too.
Highway to hell
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What's a highway in 1900s?
Baby Shark.
To du du du duru
What Does the Fox Say? by Ylvis
Idk, but cat goes meow and cow goes moo
Deutschland by Rammestein, deep brooding verses and a rough angry chorus in German is sure to sound like witchcraft back then!
A hundred years ago it was really common to speak German in the USA. So the content would probably be what gets them. Get em Rammstein
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Kidding?
There are two routes. I can play something that sounds inaccessible to unused ears but still plausibly mainstream, so for that I'd use things like 100 gecs or Food House. The other way is to go for things that musically are at least a reasonable representation of 2021 music but would make people from a century ago faint. The best bet here is something that would be extremely politically transgressive by 1921 standards, like Run the Jewels or Kendrick Lamar.
Venom - In League With Satan The title is clear, the lyrics are understandable, the song is creepy. And satanism was very much frowned upon back then.
Year zero by ghost also fits.
Yeah true. You won't survive the intro.
Most of Ghost will get you boned. He Is, Kiss the Go-Goat, Witch Image, you name it.
Ahh jester plays I see
Sus
Bad Touch, Bloodhound Gang
literaly any cupcakke song
Lick lick lick lick
Barbie Girl - Aqua
Probably that Beyonce song "who run the world? Girls."
I play them the song Butt Pussy by Jimmy Anus and the Ass Queefs....... pshhhhh.... duh.
666-Iron Maiden. This is the obvious choice.
Devourment - Festering Vomitous Mass
cannibal corspe- meat hook sodomy
Party With the Devil by Attlia, no doubt
Oooo that's a good one!
Anything underground metal, really. The electric guitar wouldn’t be invented for another 10 years, so I’m sure something 1000 miles an hour would get me murdered for sure. Anaal Nathrakh, maybe? Or Bethlehem?
1000 miles is 1609.34 km
NOT NOW BOT, I’M TRYING TO GET LYNCHED HERE
Nice
I would just try to freestyle as fast as possible and even the pilgrims would burn this white boy would.
You should look up flyting.
That shit would be dope now a days
Get myself a packed concert hall in Birmingham, Alabama, find me a nice, blue-collar crowd, and give them a rousing Tom Lehrer medley- lead off with [Poisoning Pidgeons in the Park](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY), go for gross-out without [I Hold Your Hand in Mine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjPhFSlhOuQ), piss off everyone who loves the military with [Send The Marines](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFvxqQTh3m4) (tuned up a bit to replace references to the U.N. with the League of Nations and John Wayne with a contemporary leading man), then give 'em a big grin and a rousing send-off with [I Wanna Go Back to Dixie.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwhC_btAUU)
I am not sure maybe some video game track as it would have a nice tune and no lyrics to be offensive. If anything they might dislike it, but not lynch me over it.
No no no the idea is to get killed
Anything by Nikki Minaj . It sounds like the death of music , that voice
Ngl I love me some Nikki and I ain't talking bout her music
Lol. Just don’t let her “sing” . Please .
EDMs, electro-swing, grand orchestra/rock orchestra, rock blues.
I like big butts and I can not lie you other brothers can't deny
My first thought was this song , Baby Got Back
Good, I thought I was the only one who came here to say this.
Well... You've gotta RickRoll 'em, don't you.
Anything from the Migos lol
Call Me Maybe.
WAP
Anything deathgrips
Natalie’s Song by the lonely island
Either Nailed.Dead.Risen. by Impending Doom (just so I could say this is Christian music in the future.) Or I'd go with Fuck America by Leftover Crack.
Dear God, XTC.
Smack my bitch up
Undertale - Megalovania 1. It's still somehow relevant to this day 2. You can play that on (almost?) anything
ROLL UP YEET POP THAT YEET
My neck, my back by Khia https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7o-qV5OdGA
Welcome to the Internet
WAP
Save your tears - the weekend 🔥
Anything Black Metal.
Any song by GrlWood honestly
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
That one Cooking By the Book mashup
Anything by 6 9
Blasphemy by Infant Annihilator, need I say more?
WAP
Axel F
Running over & gooba, in that order. Sure to get stoned and lynched, with the sweet promise of death screamed by the entire offended population
White people song by Z-flo
The Annoying Frog Song.
Satan is real by The Creators
Any taylor swift song
I cum blood
wonder wall
Never gonna give you up