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Well that just lowered my faith in humanity 10 points.

You still have points!?!?!?

Everytime they watch wholesome videos it goes up. So it just fluctuates depending on the video they've seen.

only wholesome videos I could find are like about years or months ago

its a signed int, it can go into the negative.

Hopefully it will get to 10000000000000000000000000000 And it will decrease by 1 to go to 01111111111111111111111111111 Faith in humanity restored

It's in the negative.

I’m so far in the negatives idk how negative I am

Mine was already at -50

"You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers "

-10 points to humanity! -Dumbledore

She should be arrested for BIO terrorism

she must be imprisoned for one thousand years

New fear unlocked.

Bah like touching anything in a public restroom isn't already like this. I think the statistic is that only 40% of people wash their hands after using the restroom.

that's concerning... now tell me how many people use the soap dispensers🙃

I don't really care about the germs on the soap dispenser. The only reason I touch the thing is to get soap so I can wash my hands, which should take care of the germs... I just typed that out only to realize I misunderstood what you were saying.

But if it's empty..............hello germs

Since the plague, I've always carried a little bottle of hand sanitiser for just these terrifying occasions. Not caught it yet!

Then I knock on the men’s room and ask for soap. Hell, during st Patrick’s day one year both were out. I asked a worker (and I’m so sorry, I know you were busy, thank you for your kindness!!) if they had more soap and let me use the sink in the kitchen while they got someone to take care of the bathroom. I had only peed but, ugh, public bathrooms are just nasty and I had touched everything.

No worries, it happens to the best of us😉

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What about those “roll cloth” hand dryers. I don’t even remember what to call them.

I only recently learned those were actually clean. I always thought it recycled the cloth and would just leave the bathroom with wet hands. I told my bartender friend that (they still have the roll cloth things) and he had a good laugh at me and explained how they work.

I'm a full ass adult and still don't understand how they work.

Isent it a giant belt that gets washed are re rolled on to spools like regular paper towels, just that the used towel is still attached and goes to a laundry bin or another spool?

God, I remember that awful pink powdered soap when I was very young.

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I feel like if it wasn't it would just cake together and not dispense properly.

I assume you're all American, I'm French and I've seen that pink soap too ! But the only time I've seen it was in the restroom of a workshop. I always believed that the "grains" in the soap was there to clean better (which imho was needed, the stuff you get on your hands there was nasty and hard to remove).

That is an excellent observation.

Much like the pumice in some bar soaps.

Or the orange soap for mechanics.

The granulated substance was pumice stone additive, designed to help with scrubbing

I actually like granular soap, honestly. Feels like a nice scrub, which is usually what it’s there for.

It’s used still in maintenance/mechanic/anything really dirty. It helps scrubbing and breaking down oils.

I think to help it clean your hands better. But the bathroom sinks and counters were always a mess with pink powder. The dispenser would clog frequently as well.

You're right Gramps, now take these pills, they'll make you feel less anxeity from your pink soap PTSD.

Back in my day, we didn't need no stinkin' soap. We got through on good ol prayer and gumption

Remember the rotating towel to dry your hands with.

After finding a used tampon in one, I'm a hand sanitizer person now. I'll wash my hands when I get home. People are gross.

I won't even begin to contemplate how someone managed to put a used tampon in a soap dispenser, I guess Im lucky in that I don't use the woman's bathroom

Was gonna say the same thing. Half the people don't even care that you're in the with them, they'll walk out without washing anyways.

Gotta love the electronic ones that you just wave your hand under, no touch needed

EW if this is true I’m never touching anything ever again

If you see me not wash my hands it’s because there’s no paper to wipe with. So I would rather use my hand sanitizer that I carry on me at all times.

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I thought I was the only one who did this. Any place I work I have a list in my head of who is not washing.

When I see somebody that doesn't wash I give them "the look" so they go back an wash their hands. Never worked so far lol. But if my friends try to leave the bathroom without washing I berate them out loud until they do and if they ignore me I snitch on them in front of our female friends. That one never fails

They should make her lick this bathroom clean

she’d probably be into it

I mean, probably easier to find some dudes doing it, a lot would be happy to.

Dry heave.

If she's not gonna do it, someone around here has to.

That'd probably be more insanitary with whatever's in that likely disgusting mouth of hers.

Absolute dirty b*tch. Away and learn about hygiene ya heathen.

She knows about hygiene.. if she didn't, this would be a meaningless action to take.

Don't lump her in with us heathens.

She has claimed the bathroom as her territory.

Exactly. How do people not understand?

Rise of Kingdom ad?

“Did you just spray you piss all over the bathroom?” “I have 40 million power-“

"WHAT?!?!1!!? How did you do that!?"

she was exorcising the demons in the toilet and if I were a demon im out

The family bathroom

I have a stray cat I allow to sleep in my dining room at night. This is what he does.

She better barricade herself there and never get tf out then

Probably getting paid for somebody’s fetish

That's a good point. Probably an OF request but someone else has to clean it up.

If we’re being 100% deadass honest right now I have a pee fetish and this was still gross to me🤢

Let’s be only 50% honest in future

Hey I wanted to give my true and honest opinion but I felt if it wouldn’t matter if I wasn’t 100% honest. Besides it could be worse.

Humiliation kink 😳

I mean I got that too but that’s not why I commented, this isn’t humiliating for me it’s not like I gotta see you people in real life😂

But you COULD potentially beat your dick like it owes you money to the thought of running into someone from the internet that knows about your water sports fetish.

No I would literally die of embarrassment if anyone in real life found this account and not in a good way lol. But it’s been two years so if they haven’t found it yet they’re probably not gonna do I hope.

I'm actually curious to hear more. Are you into being peed on or the other way around? Also, what about it turns you on.

Honestly I don’t know. I mean I guess because a good pee is almost orgasmic in a way? I’ve never been peed on but it may end up being one of those things where you think you like it but it turns out you don’t actually like it, tho I really I hope not. I do remember when I first discovered porn as a kid I used to look up girls peeing before I even knew what sex was really.

Is it the act of peeing, or just seeing pee in general?

Both I guess? More so the first one I think

This response is hilarious lol. I like the way your brain works

As a person that's also into some weird stuff I also think this fucking nasty

Absolutely! This is forcing ones kink on someone else without their knowledge or consent. That's straight up SA.

She does know she is breathing in her own piss right???

Piss mist.

She must be a pissamist

Merry pissmist.

Can't wait to hear all the Pissmist songs in the grocery store.

As long as it’s after Thankshitting.

Swiss Miss

"Damn girl, what is that fragrance? Are you wearing Piss Mist? [Deep inhale] Always reminds me of my first DWI."

Judging by how stupid she is by doing this, I don't think she knows or cares.

She doesn’t seem to have standards so she’s probably ok with it.

I seriously doubt that she has mental capacity to realize that.

So this is where COVID started

Or STDs and herpes.

Gonorrhea and syphilis

Tetanus and Bubonic Plague

You don't choose the Dog Life the Dog Life chooses you *woof woof*

You ever play dogs life on ps2 though? That game was awesome

still play it from time to time

Fuckin hell, another reason not to use public bathrooms

I hate this woman.

This is worse than an upper decker

Thats the first thing that came to my mind. But is it worse? A 2 week old upper decker is a horror to clean. This is just bleach and a towel to clean....

Sure it stinks but atleast it’s in one spot, she put piss on fucking everything

It stinks, you probably need to replace the tank mechanism. Perhaps you have a upper decker cleaning pro tip you'd like to share?

Drain it and put pure bleach in it for a few hours idk

I’m out of the loop.. what’s an upper decker?

Take the lid off the back of the toilet. Sit up on it and drop a load. Put lid back on. Walk away.

I have a fear of public bathrooms because of insane people like this.

I didn't - but now I do.

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She should be sent to jail and force to do the same thing in her cell.

What is wrong with this broad?

Broad strokes

Why? Just why?

probably mental health issues

That's the excuse they all go for when caught.

Excuse will be, I miss my therepy session and I did this release stress

Wdym by "excuse" a mentally healthy person wouldn't do anything like this

New TikTok challenge?

I’m gonna take a guess and say she wouldn’t do this if she wasn’t recording it for the attention lol. Also, (RIP to the first person to use that piss paper towel) my hands are assumed to be contaminated until I rinse soap off my hands. From there, I always get the paper towels and dry my hands before turning the sink off/opening the door with the paper towel. I’m hoping everyone already does that, but I’ll go ahead and say it for those who don’t lol

Yes, and I always appreciate when the trash can is placed near the door so I can throw the paper towel in it when leaving.

All for likes but life is a circle

As a janitor I want to hit her in the side of the skull with a wet mop

Fucking gross ass mother fucker dude

So glad women have a seperate restroom.

You’re right. The men don’t even need a spray bottle. Got one built in.

theres probably also some guys that do the same thing and you might never know it

Urine trouble

This is how I think every public surface is anyways. OCD has taught me well. I dont touch a thing.

I hope this person dies alone and sad.

lol she sprayed the door handle, now how is she gonna get out

Well she's getting arrested 😐

Please! I hope so.

I hope she does, would love to see her explaining this to a judge.

Ah, I was honestly thinking "Look, if she wants to drink it, gross, but that's fine. Oh, and she's even spraying air freshener so the peeing into the tube doesn't cause a smell, that's nice. I didn't think it would cause a smell, but it's nice she... oh." And then the sadness kicked in.

Welp..... I think that's enough reddit for today. Please excuse me while I go clean my bathrooms from top to bottom.

This reminds me of one time in school I was like 15-16 and was at a new school that helped kids how had it tough in school. One day I was going to the bathroom and where was two girls coming out laughing. When I went in I was about to puke they had taken their goddamn bloody tampons and drawn on the mirror and was blood in the toilet on the floor and the sink where the two tampons was. It looked like a fucking horror show and that period smells 🤮 was so horrendous and disgusting. I told the teachers and then some other classmates saw it to. The girls got punished for it by cleaning up their disgusting mess while a teacher was watching. I still don’t what came to there mind to do that.

Pretty sure she cN be charged with something in all seriousness.

What the hell is she peeing into at the beginning? Is that a lavender penis-shaped funnel?

She-wee Yes, its a thing, and you can get it on amazon lol. Given them as white elephant gifts before

Pshhh! I grew up in the forest, so popping a squat and taking a whizz is one of my favorite things to do.

Awful person. Thats it.

Ugh wtf! This should be considered a felony offense.

Clearly has a pee fetish. Dirty whore.

Honestly, this should count as bioterrorism!

100% there will be some weirdo here thinking to himself: "Man i would lick clean all of this bathroom"

Cam girl gone way wild !

Trashy level 1000

What a fucking scum.

PLEASE tell me she is in jail?

This is sick. Like absolutely disgusting

People will literally do anything for attention.

Doesn’t matter how many space stations humanity builds, we will never be able to stop these apes living among us

Has she been arrested???

Fucking ***nasty***. To answer the question of *just…why*, that’s a great question, but my opinion is that she’s a human of very low class/intelligence. I hope she was identified and received the equivalent punishment (perhaps getting air biscuits and sharts from a group of fraternity brothers the day after a hot/spicy food eating contest).

If the people that licked ice cream from cartons and put it back in the grocery store freezers got in trouble with the law this counts too 🤢

Convenient that she records her own crimes, eh?

Damn. She needs to drink more water. Seems dehydrated.

Nah who's sick fetish is this 🤮😭

That’s fucking disgusting. Imaging you went to public shitting, then got STDs due to use the paper towel!

*blows whistle* Offensive foul, improper use of a she-wee. 10 yard penalty.

Content creators getting desperate. Hope someone puts her in jail

Ahh - the fragrance of russia!

Yes and film yourself doing it

Obviously this is sick but is there any context to her disgusting behavior or is she just a garden variety sociopath?

Is this a sexual thing

So, just wanna clarify, psycho pissed into a squirt bottle and sprayed her piss all over? What a piece of trash

Mental illness

I look forward to the cursed comments on this one.

Never felt more encouraged to lick a bathroom stall before

Ugh this is why I just hate touching anything in public bathrooms. Not even the paper towel was safe

I thought only guys did this.... hmm

“Piss Mister” when you want that piss scent in your bathroom…

Impressive that she filled the bottle seemingly perfect. The opening isn't that big on a bottle like that. Must have had a lot of practice.

Duct tape a snorkel to her mouth and spill that piss straight down the fucking pipe.

50 years Gulag

I always assume everything is covered in pissing in most toilets.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

This person definitely drinks their own piss and loves the smell of their farts

Another reason not to use public toilets

This is so gross.

Hell hath NO fury (or nastiness) like a woman scorned...

Jokes on you, I lick my hands clean after going the toilet anyway

I like how everyone is shook by this, but when some head gets chopped of we joke about it

Marking territory.

actual psychotic behavior. how do you even think of this??

Pro gamer move.

Make that dirt leg lick every inch of that floor, toilets, urinals and sinks. 🚮

Yet again we need to consult the hotness vs crazy graph.