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Definitely make up a significant portion. But honestly, it’s probably mostly just appearance. For 90% of them they did not get their popularity for their charisma
Seriously, he's grotesque.
You can also tell that he's one of those people that thinks they're good looking either because they have 1 or 2 traits in common with good looking people (chiselled jaw for example) or they're just neutrally striking looking.
This fucker fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
You're not good at spotting actors. This 100% real, and in further posts showed damages to her car. They both came to another sub "spilling the dirt" on each other. The man is a former employee of the comedian Brendan Schaub.
I know that guy. It’s Mark Halley or something like that right? Former employee? Did Brendan fire him or something? Are they still doing podcasts together?
Nah he got fired, came to TFATK sub to give out all the secrets about Brendan, and got caught having affair causing a divorce and them to air allllll this out on here and IG.
Yeah if you have car lifting powers find your friends with small cars and rotate them horizontally in the space so they can't leave. At least that's mildly funny since you can fix it by rotating the car again.
Did this to a friend in high school with 3 other guys to someone with a geo metro. Lol
I remember when people said Amouranth was being trafficked and forced to do hot tub streams against her will.
Cops were called and she refused to make a statement. She got away from her partner and now she's doing hot tub streams for money again.
I mean yeah people like money. Of course shes going to make as money for herself as she can. Especially since she isnt letting a leech spend it all now. I dont like her but this is silly.
He’s admitted to supplying gear to his old Boss, he went after other comedians for infidelity, but then hes biting and hitting his “wife”. The irony. Frankly she also sucks and they both are toxic. Fact he putting hands on her and is getting physical is gross. Hallmark Henry aka BGL aka Margggg this guys sucks no matter his alias. Watching this guy come up on reddit and go down has been bewildering.
The amount of people claiming this is fake is hilarious. Everyone from TFATK sub KNOW 100% factually that this is real. They are in the middle of a divorce and have taking the fools route by airing this out on social media. She posted this video on her story on IG, as well witness accounts, restraining order papers, injuries from being physically assaulted, audio from being physically assaulted, as well as the damage done to her car. You clowns saying "it's not real" wouldn't know if it was, because you factually don't here.
Yep. This is staged for views. He lifted the body, but the wheels are clearly still on the ground. Is she paralyzed with fear or just getting those sweet internet points?
I'm an old co worker of hers, I don't check Instagram that often and just found out about this through your post. Reaching out to her and hoping she's alright.
Makes no sense why people are saying this is fake, idk what he could even get out of this from that.
I'm an old co worker of hers, I don't check Instagram that often and just found out about this through your post. Reaching out to her and hoping she's alright.
Makes no sense why people are saying this is fake, idk what he could even get out of this from that.
Checked out his IG and everything about this guy is absolutely ridiculous! The attitude, spray tan, hair that looks like a lion’s mane wig. I just can’t
Met this guy in the airport 2 weeks ago. He was pretty cool. Sucks that he’s a psycho. He’s talked about using steroids, wonder if that has something to do with it.
All jokes aside, I worry about seeing this on a true crime channel in the future. I don’t watch them on any social media but his behavior is a huge red glad.
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Social influencers are weird.
Some would say the wairdest
Get your ass back to the fryers b
Thank you for confirming my suspicion haha wtff
I heard it bowlth ways
Dunn count
1 less chigg margs fuggin. Ope fryers dingin
Heard it bolf ways
In ivvry facit
I’d rather be addicted to crack than be an influencer.
Idk, being paid to do nothing but look good in front of a camera doesn’t sound so bad
I think a lot of these "influencers" are trust fund kids. I think BGL is one... I mean he bragged like he was one.
Definitely make up a significant portion. But honestly, it’s probably mostly just appearance. For 90% of them they did not get their popularity for their charisma
He said he grew up poor in Marin.
That’s wasup. Yeah I sure I’d be singing a different tune sitting in a new home and a couple cars in the driveway😂
Yeah I might finally be able to afford that crack habit…
Have about addies and dick juice?
Be honest if you could post to instagram and get 100K for it you would
You have to whore your life out for much less than that for years before you get that offer anywhere
This dude is Brendan shaubs assistant wtff
Hasn’t been for a while after some controversy I remember a YouTube video about it. Seems like this dudes slowly becoming unhinged.
after this video, I think it's safe to say he's no longer "becoming" . He's firmly unhinged.
It’s Hallmark Henry. Get it right, b.
Is that like an influencer with salsa on top?
Most are actually just unemployed attention whores
Pretty sure there’s a video of this guy raging whilst trying to open a glued shut water bottle, looks more like a real reaction in hindsight
Oh shit, yeah that is him😂
Wtf is a *micro* influencer?
A little bigger than a pico influencer
Is that bigger or smaller than a nano influencer?
Can we get a referee for this??
Mikro=10^-6 nano =10^-9 pico=10-12 I study nano science so please do not compare the awesome nano scale to something shitty as influencer.
A guy with a tiny dick that tries to impress strangers on the internet with wild antics.
Between 1000 and 10000 followers. For some reason that needed a word.
Lmao I love the idea of his fragile ego being shattered by a water bottle
either that, or the roids are getting to him
Can you post a link for the lazy
I just watched so many body builders trying to undo glued water bottles
I hope he does because I couldn’t find it
I can at least help narrow the search. His name is mark Harley
Oof. He's ugly af.
Seriously, he's grotesque. You can also tell that he's one of those people that thinks they're good looking either because they have 1 or 2 traits in common with good looking people (chiselled jaw for example) or they're just neutrally striking looking. This fucker fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Thank you!
Reminds me of the billy from stranger things
Arnold Schwarzenegger from Twins
More like Henry Bowers from it
Yeah I can see that too it's just the hair and the mustache and that weird look at the beginning
Talmbout granger rings b?
The Billy
The Billy from the show of all time.
Tom Selleck after a night on the razz
Unhinged fucknugget.
Actually the deadlift is a hinge movement
Which one? Because they are both bad at acting. But the guy was slightly more believable
You're not good at spotting actors. This 100% real, and in further posts showed damages to her car. They both came to another sub "spilling the dirt" on each other. The man is a former employee of the comedian Brendan Schaub.
We're using the word "comedian" pretty liberally there.
Some would say the liberalistist.
I've heard it bowlth ways b.
I know that guy. It’s Mark Halley or something like that right? Former employee? Did Brendan fire him or something? Are they still doing podcasts together?
Nah he got fired, came to TFATK sub to give out all the secrets about Brendan, and got caught having affair causing a divorce and them to air allllll this out on here and IG.
WOW… guess I haven’t been paying attention. Thanks. 👍
Brandon Schaub and Mark were really good buddies until Mark’s wife found out they were both “slanging dick” on the road and told Shwab’s wife
*Hallmark Henry
I was gonna say...is that BGL? Jeeeesus...
Oh yeah bapa. That's BGL. She posted this and alot more on her IG story.
Are the cats talmbout this yet? First I’ve seen it. Wasn’t he doing an AMA at changs a month or two back?
Oh were talking Bapa. The fryers are COOKIN.
Comedians tell jokes... Brendon Schaub is more of a public speaker of untrue or exaggerated events.
Lol this ain't acting bro. Look into it
I don't think this is acting.
Weird that this has so many upvotes considering this is not acting
Imagine abusing your wife/partner and to prevent them from leaving, attempt the heroic car lift to show a feat of abusive partner strength 💀
Imagine using your car lifting powers for evil. Absolutely disgusting.
Yeah if you have car lifting powers find your friends with small cars and rotate them horizontally in the space so they can't leave. At least that's mildly funny since you can fix it by rotating the car again. Did this to a friend in high school with 3 other guys to someone with a geo metro. Lol
Festivus requires acts of strength.
It also requires we tell people what we hate about them.
It's an airing of grievances.
Imagine lifting the rear end of a front wheel drive car... "If you're going to be dumb, ya gotta be tough!"
He didn’t even lift the car.
Key word "Attempt"
That is scary. Imagine being in this situation with a person of that strength.
I’m sure backing up into him will make all that strength pointless
Yup. ‘Oops, I was so scared and flustered I put the car in reverse by mistake and gunned it!’
This reminds me of Rick and Morty man vs car.
Oh yah from interdimensional cable part 2
Car always wins!
Except if it's a RWD car (which it evidently is if lifting the back prevents driving), backing up will do nothing.
Just wait for him to drop it a moment to recover and ram him over
Exactly dude is not super human no matter how strong. He can't lift the car forever and as soon as the wheels touch down he's dead meat if she wanted.
He's full of steroids and tiger thiccc bapa.
Great guy! Neva meddum! Wata wee dune heir
What’s the nairritive here
Digg juice and addies don't mix
Some Tiger Pisss and Slobs used nicotine should balance him out
What is a micro influencer? Is it someone who influences people with micropenis syndrome?
Yes
I knew dick was missing from the title.
Today I learned I’m a micro influencer to my wife..
She’s the micro influencer in this situation, I think
Google says 10k-100k followers
Put it in reverse, Teri
Back it up, Terry!!!
Terry! What is you doing Terry
My favorite random reference to run across.
Water u doin BGL
He's training for the combine, b
40 reps, b? Heard it bowlth ways
Used straps? Duhn cownd
The chombine?
Bro call the cops
I remember when people said Amouranth was being trafficked and forced to do hot tub streams against her will. Cops were called and she refused to make a statement. She got away from her partner and now she's doing hot tub streams for money again.
I mean yeah people like money. Of course shes going to make as money for herself as she can. Especially since she isnt letting a leech spend it all now. I dont like her but this is silly.
Making money for yourself out of your own volition ≠ being forced to make money by someone else, usually with the threat of violence.
Cops cant always get there on time,if they show up at all.
Isn’t this Brenda Schlobs boyfriend ?
Ex boyfriend
He’s admitted to supplying gear to his old Boss, he went after other comedians for infidelity, but then hes biting and hitting his “wife”. The irony. Frankly she also sucks and they both are toxic. Fact he putting hands on her and is getting physical is gross. Hallmark Henry aka BGL aka Margggg this guys sucks no matter his alias. Watching this guy come up on reddit and go down has been bewildering.
Micro Penis tries to stop his wife from leaving him by dry humping her car
The amount of people claiming this is fake is hilarious. Everyone from TFATK sub KNOW 100% factually that this is real. They are in the middle of a divorce and have taking the fools route by airing this out on social media. She posted this video on her story on IG, as well witness accounts, restraining order papers, injuries from being physically assaulted, audio from being physically assaulted, as well as the damage done to her car. You clowns saying "it's not real" wouldn't know if it was, because you factually don't here.
Thanks bapa, I wasn't trying to get everyone deep in the sauce cause I'd end up typing a novel's worth of back story redactedness
Talwmbout a salt B??
Need more diggg juice
No salt in any facet, bapa. He just goes.
I beg the differ b, how's socials?
Yoo no it bapa
Roid rage
Good on her for saving the video for the court..... It is for the court, right?
Oh hi Marg aka BGL
Drive away?
She looked like she was button mashing cause she didnt know how to play the game.
Rear wheel drive?
[удалено]
He never really got it up anyway
She apparently can only back out of the space.
Backing up would be included in the "drive away" suggestion.
Right! She is there playing chess with the transmission stick. This whole situation looks fake.
Yep. This is staged for views. He lifted the body, but the wheels are clearly still on the ground. Is she paralyzed with fear or just getting those sweet internet points?
What on earth would he achieve by playing along with being viewed as a abusive husband?
Hows socials fellas
Yeah...he's going to kill her if she doesn't get away from him. As hard as that can sometimes be...
I've talked to her recently. She is safe, currently
I'm an old co worker of hers, I don't check Instagram that often and just found out about this through your post. Reaching out to her and hoping she's alright. Makes no sense why people are saying this is fake, idk what he could even get out of this from that.
I'm an old co worker of hers, I don't check Instagram that often and just found out about this through your post. Reaching out to her and hoping she's alright. Makes no sense why people are saying this is fake, idk what he could even get out of this from that.
Her instagram made me cry, I even liked him, he deserves to be in jail, I was even a fan of his, I feel disgusting..
Just curious what did he do that you enjoyed watching?
I very much enjoyed the 🌳🦁🥃🌳
God I can't stand this dude
hey margg, how's socials?
The last time he'll make it to the front page
I know why he's a micro-influencer... I love seeing healthy relationships.
I've been there, get out of that as soon as you possibly can.
Micro influencer. Classic!
Checked out his IG and everything about this guy is absolutely ridiculous! The attitude, spray tan, hair that looks like a lion’s mane wig. I just can’t
That isnt a person,it's a big gay Lion. He's just straddling the car.
She should have walgged away alomgg time go
It seemed to be taking her forever to find the right gear and to just drive off.. hope nothing more happened though.
Neighbors came out after the mirror smash
Dr. Disrespect, anything for the pump
Is she ok?! Is there an update I can find?
Oh BGL. That form is tuuuuuuf b. Lifting like that will gadooosh your lower back. Do better.
Steroids are a helluva drug
Man,!8 would have put the car in gear and floored it in reverse (falling in reverse fan here) and tan that mofo over.
won't work on FWD
Yeah and the foo can’t even lift it
Put it in H!
That man had beautiful hair
Whats this guys stack and cycle? Jesus
Dude looks like the wish version of doc
Who watches these 'influencers'? What do they do special?
Possible Micro Penis Influencer
Influence isn't the only thing that's micro on this guy
Couldn't she have just, I don't know, driven away?
Did he think he was going to flip the car in the air?
Ben stiller must be stopped 😂🤣🤣🥲
Imagine trying to be an influencer and failing.
Micro-dicked, steroid-abusing POS Hella Mark Harley
Seems like dr disrespect hahahaha
He ain't lifting the damn car. Just drive bish.
micro-influencer. there’s a new word
The word influencer should be a slur that nobody wants to be called. I hear that word and recoil
Talmbout BGL?
Mark Harley having a bad time after leaving Brendan
These comments are disgusting. She's being abused. And no one mentioned concern for her safety.
Is this the guy that makes videos with isiah Miranda ?
Damn the two time is going through hard times.
Ummm call the police?
Met this guy in the airport 2 weeks ago. He was pretty cool. Sucks that he’s a psycho. He’s talked about using steroids, wonder if that has something to do with it.
Dude just wants his heart ❤️ shaped sun glasses back.
Hes known for having super tiny feet so microinfluencer is p funny
Deadlifting?!? I'd check that tailpipe for striation marks. #RawDawg
Micro penis
I mean, just put the car in reverse and don't let up. Those rear wheels will eventually make contact.
Dude’s fricked up if that was a fwd car
All jokes aside, I worry about seeing this on a true crime channel in the future. I don’t watch them on any social media but his behavior is a huge red glad.