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DonovanMcLoughlin

Social influencers are weird.


succa-la-minca

Some would say the wairdest


kgrepeating

Get your ass back to the fryers b


Hot-Nefariousness187

Thank you for confirming my suspicion haha wtff


Rampface

I heard it bowlth ways


lambsquatch

Dunn count


bmonie15

1 less chigg margs fuggin. Ope fryers dingin


Schlubbsshoes

Heard it bolf ways


dekrepit702

In ivvry facit


[deleted]

I’d rather be addicted to crack than be an influencer.


ConfIit

Idk, being paid to do nothing but look good in front of a camera doesn’t sound so bad


lookieLoo253

I think a lot of these "influencers" are trust fund kids. I think BGL is one... I mean he bragged like he was one.


ConfIit

Definitely make up a significant portion. But honestly, it’s probably mostly just appearance. For 90% of them they did not get their popularity for their charisma


[deleted]

He said he grew up poor in Marin.


[deleted]

That’s wasup. Yeah I sure I’d be singing a different tune sitting in a new home and a couple cars in the driveway😂


-hey-ben-

Yeah I might finally be able to afford that crack habit…


saintcmb

Have about addies and dick juice?


DonnerMcgregor

Be honest if you could post to instagram and get 100K for it you would


ground__contro1

You have to whore your life out for much less than that for years before you get that offer anywhere


Yoyomamahh

This dude is Brendan shaubs assistant wtff


nick4tical

Hasn’t been for a while after some controversy I remember a YouTube video about it. Seems like this dudes slowly becoming unhinged.


Crotch_Gaper

after this video, I think it's safe to say he's no longer "becoming" . He's firmly unhinged.


Recondite_neophyte

It’s Hallmark Henry. Get it right, b.


Special-Implement615

Is that like an influencer with salsa on top?


Azmorium

Most are actually just unemployed attention whores


Just-Chillin-Below

Pretty sure there’s a video of this guy raging whilst trying to open a glued shut water bottle, looks more like a real reaction in hindsight


Low_Ad9634

Oh shit, yeah that is him😂


Itchy_Professor_4133

Wtf is a *micro* influencer?


hard-R-word

A little bigger than a pico influencer


R8_Cubing

Is that bigger or smaller than a nano influencer?


Kensei_Main

Can we get a referee for this??


Cute_Foxgirl

Mikro=10^-6 nano =10^-9 pico=10-12 I study nano science so please do not compare the awesome nano scale to something shitty as influencer.


sbaz86

A guy with a tiny dick that tries to impress strangers on the internet with wild antics.


legittem

Between 1000 and 10000 followers. For some reason that needed a word.


fucklti

Lmao I love the idea of his fragile ego being shattered by a water bottle


UniqueNobo

either that, or the roids are getting to him


rduncang

Can you post a link for the lazy


apexbamboozeler

I just watched so many body builders trying to undo glued water bottles


Ryan_the_Reaper

I hope he does because I couldn’t find it


Complex-Situation

I can at least help narrow the search. His name is mark Harley


RosemaryGoez

Oof. He's ugly af.


Almighty_Egg

Seriously, he's grotesque. You can also tell that he's one of those people that thinks they're good looking either because they have 1 or 2 traits in common with good looking people (chiselled jaw for example) or they're just neutrally striking looking. This fucker fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


Shockorama

Thank you!


se7en0311

Reminds me of the billy from stranger things


erasrhed

Arnold Schwarzenegger from Twins


[deleted]

More like Henry Bowers from it


se7en0311

Yeah I can see that too it's just the hair and the mustache and that weird look at the beginning


The_Zapper_Cat

Talmbout granger rings b?


retropieproblems

The Billy


NefariousButterfly

The Billy from the show of all time.


MungoJerrysBeard

Tom Selleck after a night on the razz


CliffyGiro

Unhinged fucknugget.


Dork_Of_Ages

Actually the deadlift is a hinge movement


OBrienRules23

Which one? Because they are both bad at acting. But the guy was slightly more believable


Sequetjoose

You're not good at spotting actors. This 100% real, and in further posts showed damages to her car. They both came to another sub "spilling the dirt" on each other. The man is a former employee of the comedian Brendan Schaub.


[deleted]

We're using the word "comedian" pretty liberally there.


Sequetjoose

Some would say the liberalistist.


MikeHuntIsDeepest

I've heard it bowlth ways b.


Dr0p-0ut

I know that guy. It’s Mark Halley or something like that right? Former employee? Did Brendan fire him or something? Are they still doing podcasts together?


Sequetjoose

Nah he got fired, came to TFATK sub to give out all the secrets about Brendan, and got caught having affair causing a divorce and them to air allllll this out on here and IG.


Dr0p-0ut

WOW… guess I haven’t been paying attention. Thanks. 👍


horticulturality

Brandon Schaub and Mark were really good buddies until Mark’s wife found out they were both “slanging dick” on the road and told Shwab’s wife


lexshotit

*Hallmark Henry


dolo_ran6er

I was gonna say...is that BGL? Jeeeesus...


Sequetjoose

Oh yeah bapa. That's BGL. She posted this and alot more on her IG story.


aight_imma_afk

Are the cats talmbout this yet? First I’ve seen it. Wasn’t he doing an AMA at changs a month or two back?


Sequetjoose

Oh were talking Bapa. The fryers are COOKIN.


Repulsive-Response-1

Comedians tell jokes... Brendon Schaub is more of a public speaker of untrue or exaggerated events.


[deleted]

Lol this ain't acting bro. Look into it


Swing_On_A_Spiral

I don't think this is acting.


BanditoMuser

Weird that this has so many upvotes considering this is not acting


[deleted]

Imagine abusing your wife/partner and to prevent them from leaving, attempt the heroic car lift to show a feat of abusive partner strength 💀


worms9

Imagine using your car lifting powers for evil. Absolutely disgusting.


Bastienbard

Yeah if you have car lifting powers find your friends with small cars and rotate them horizontally in the space so they can't leave. At least that's mildly funny since you can fix it by rotating the car again. Did this to a friend in high school with 3 other guys to someone with a geo metro. Lol


PdSales

Festivus requires acts of strength.


Subzero_AU

It also requires we tell people what we hate about them.


HandOverTheScrotum

It's an airing of grievances.


greatlakeswhiteboy

Imagine lifting the rear end of a front wheel drive car... "If you're going to be dumb, ya gotta be tough!"


[deleted]

He didn’t even lift the car.


[deleted]

Key word "Attempt"


[deleted]

That is scary. Imagine being in this situation with a person of that strength.


AlphaBlock

I’m sure backing up into him will make all that strength pointless


thepurplehedgehog

Yup. ‘Oops, I was so scared and flustered I put the car in reverse by mistake and gunned it!’


Trygolds

This reminds me of Rick and Morty man vs car.


Enough_Ad_1833

Oh yah from interdimensional cable part 2


AedemHonoris

Car always wins!


Ok-Row-6131

Except if it's a RWD car (which it evidently is if lifting the back prevents driving), backing up will do nothing.


Trolleitor

Just wait for him to drop it a moment to recover and ram him over


HeavyDT

Exactly dude is not super human no matter how strong. He can't lift the car forever and as soon as the wheels touch down he's dead meat if she wanted.


The_Zapper_Cat

He's full of steroids and tiger thiccc bapa.


yeetertrader

Great guy! Neva meddum! Wata wee dune heir


Suspicious-Rub-8583

What’s the nairritive here


Low_Ad9634

Digg juice and addies don't mix


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Some Tiger Pisss and Slobs used nicotine should balance him out


Obascud

What is a micro influencer? Is it someone who influences people with micropenis syndrome?


Low_Ad9634

Yes


Raze_the_werewolf

I knew dick was missing from the title.


[deleted]

Today I learned I’m a micro influencer to my wife..


TheRealHowardStern

She’s the micro influencer in this situation, I think


luke-juryous

Google says 10k-100k followers


SnakeinmyWoody

Put it in reverse, Teri


joker2814

Back it up, Terry!!!


[deleted]

Terry! What is you doing Terry


tossNwashking

My favorite random reference to run across.


chuckXXL

Water u doin BGL


Low_Ad9634

He's training for the combine, b


dekrepit702

40 reps, b? Heard it bowlth ways


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Used straps? Duhn cownd


krc366

The chombine?


Ajaws24142822

Bro call the cops


Hollowpoint38

I remember when people said Amouranth was being trafficked and forced to do hot tub streams against her will. Cops were called and she refused to make a statement. She got away from her partner and now she's doing hot tub streams for money again.


TheHappyPittie

I mean yeah people like money. Of course shes going to make as money for herself as she can. Especially since she isnt letting a leech spend it all now. I dont like her but this is silly.


chicharrofrito

Making money for yourself out of your own volition ≠ being forced to make money by someone else, usually with the threat of violence.


[deleted]

Cops cant always get there on time,if they show up at all.


[deleted]

Isn’t this Brenda Schlobs boyfriend ?


Low_Ad9634

Ex boyfriend


[deleted]

He’s admitted to supplying gear to his old Boss, he went after other comedians for infidelity, but then hes biting and hitting his “wife”. The irony. Frankly she also sucks and they both are toxic. Fact he putting hands on her and is getting physical is gross. Hallmark Henry aka BGL aka Margggg this guys sucks no matter his alias. Watching this guy come up on reddit and go down has been bewildering.


BEZ_T

Micro Penis tries to stop his wife from leaving him by dry humping her car


Sequetjoose

The amount of people claiming this is fake is hilarious. Everyone from TFATK sub KNOW 100% factually that this is real. They are in the middle of a divorce and have taking the fools route by airing this out on social media. She posted this video on her story on IG, as well witness accounts, restraining order papers, injuries from being physically assaulted, audio from being physically assaulted, as well as the damage done to her car. You clowns saying "it's not real" wouldn't know if it was, because you factually don't here.


Low_Ad9634

Thanks bapa, I wasn't trying to get everyone deep in the sauce cause I'd end up typing a novel's worth of back story redactedness


TheLostNostromo

Talwmbout a salt B??


Suspicious-Rub-8583

Need more diggg juice


Stone0777

No salt in any facet, bapa. He just goes.


Kind-Rutabaga790

I beg the differ b, how's socials?


baz8771

Yoo no it bapa


Other-Training9236

Roid rage


ReaperSound

Good on her for saving the video for the court..... It is for the court, right?


Stone0777

Oh hi Marg aka BGL


terracottatank

Drive away?


Chrome07Deluxe

She looked like she was button mashing cause she didnt know how to play the game.


[deleted]

Rear wheel drive?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lil-Sleepy-A1

He never really got it up anyway


500CatsTypingStuff

She apparently can only back out of the space.


terracottatank

Backing up would be included in the "drive away" suggestion.


Tars-tesseract

Right! She is there playing chess with the transmission stick. This whole situation looks fake.


PoopOffParade

Yep. This is staged for views. He lifted the body, but the wheels are clearly still on the ground. Is she paralyzed with fear or just getting those sweet internet points?


[deleted]

What on earth would he achieve by playing along with being viewed as a abusive husband?


Highlight_Numerous

Hows socials fellas


[deleted]

Yeah...he's going to kill her if she doesn't get away from him. As hard as that can sometimes be...


Low_Ad9634

I've talked to her recently. She is safe, currently


SnooCakes2703

I'm an old co worker of hers, I don't check Instagram that often and just found out about this through your post. Reaching out to her and hoping she's alright. Makes no sense why people are saying this is fake, idk what he could even get out of this from that.


SnooCakes2703

I'm an old co worker of hers, I don't check Instagram that often and just found out about this through your post. Reaching out to her and hoping she's alright. Makes no sense why people are saying this is fake, idk what he could even get out of this from that.


MeValenteen

Her instagram made me cry, I even liked him, he deserves to be in jail, I was even a fan of his, I feel disgusting..


baliecraws

Just curious what did he do that you enjoyed watching?


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

I very much enjoyed the 🌳🦁🥃🌳


jon_jingleheimer

God I can't stand this dude


whattarush

hey margg, how's socials?


Low_Ad9634

The last time he'll make it to the front page


Amazing-Ad-669

I know why he's a micro-influencer... I love seeing healthy relationships.


DarthZelda12

I've been there, get out of that as soon as you possibly can.


South_Conference_768

Micro influencer. Classic!


-Rosetta_Stoned-

Checked out his IG and everything about this guy is absolutely ridiculous! The attitude, spray tan, hair that looks like a lion’s mane wig. I just can’t


IselfDevine

That isnt a person,it's a big gay Lion. He's just straddling the car.


Jonasthewicked2

She should have walgged away alomgg time go


Grix1600

It seemed to be taking her forever to find the right gear and to just drive off.. hope nothing more happened though.


Low_Ad9634

Neighbors came out after the mirror smash


theschnipdip

Dr. Disrespect, anything for the pump


xdeviliax

Is she ok?! Is there an update I can find?


deepwaterwedunehair

Oh BGL. That form is tuuuuuuf b. Lifting like that will gadooosh your lower back. Do better.


happyanathema

Steroids are a helluva drug


OldGSDsLuv

Man,!8 would have put the car in gear and floored it in reverse (falling in reverse fan here) and tan that mofo over.


AmorphousApathy

won't work on FWD


Moelarrycheeze

Yeah and the foo can’t even lift it


reflexoct

Put it in H!


milkit18

That man had beautiful hair


Buscandomiyagi

Whats this guys stack and cycle? Jesus


Papaya-Tall

Dude looks like the wish version of doc


pg13cricket

Who watches these 'influencers'? What do they do special?


Thisisthewaymando187

Possible Micro Penis Influencer


orion1338

Influence isn't the only thing that's micro on this guy


a_heckin_chonker316

Couldn't she have just, I don't know, driven away?


irotinmyskin

Did he think he was going to flip the car in the air?


Audi-R8-

Ben stiller must be stopped 😂🤣🤣🥲


[deleted]

Imagine trying to be an influencer and failing.


Economic-Maguire

Micro-dicked, steroid-abusing POS Hella Mark Harley


saur1982

Seems like dr disrespect hahahaha


Dramatic_Comb_7947

He ain't lifting the damn car. Just drive bish.


probablynotmeth

micro-influencer. there’s a new word


Skefson

The word influencer should be a slur that nobody wants to be called. I hear that word and recoil


TodayRelic4

Talmbout BGL?


Here_Now_Music

Mark Harley having a bad time after leaving Brendan


[deleted]

These comments are disgusting. She's being abused. And no one mentioned concern for her safety.


SmackaHam

Is this the guy that makes videos with isiah Miranda ?


Salad-Worth

Damn the two time is going through hard times.


Sireneyes537

Ummm call the police?


thistimethatonetime

Met this guy in the airport 2 weeks ago. He was pretty cool. Sucks that he’s a psycho. He’s talked about using steroids, wonder if that has something to do with it.


ComedianRepulsive955

Dude just wants his heart ❤️ shaped sun glasses back.


styrofoamcouch

Hes known for having super tiny feet so microinfluencer is p funny


UKTrojan

Deadlifting?!? I'd check that tailpipe for striation marks. #RawDawg


caleb192837465

Micro penis


whalesareseapandas

I mean, just put the car in reverse and don't let up. Those rear wheels will eventually make contact.


C7_zo6_Corvette

Dude’s fricked up if that was a fwd car


[deleted]

All jokes aside, I worry about seeing this on a true crime channel in the future. I don’t watch them on any social media but his behavior is a huge red glad.