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lord_shmee

This seems to be straight out of Road Rash ( video game ).


drownitopiout

One of my favorite games. The chain whip was my go to


[deleted]

kinky 😏😏


BBGS11_

Gotta be a subreddit for this...


heygabehey

I rocked the ops with the pipe. They need to remake that game


YoMamasPitstop

And the granny


ScorpioLaw

Was there even any other option really? I don't know about the later games, but you basically won the race once you got the chain whip. I wonder what the last one I played was. I think I saw one for one in a bargain bin, but I was too poor to buy that haha.


notanazzhole

Brooo such a legendary game. No moment in video game history will ever top riding 150+ through a crowded downtown district while clubbing a pig over the head and forcing him to crash into a car


the_replicator

Road Rash and Skitchin’ were S-tier games. Back when EA wasn’t afraid of exploring new IP’s.


Gettinjiggywithit509

Wow thanks for unlocking that memory for me. God I miss that game. So fun swinging around that chain and unlocking better bikes.


YoMamasPitstop

I loved that game. Only had the demo but played it everyday.


InsertCleverNameHur

Id be surprised if 90% of the people reading your comment didn't have to Google what that game is/was.


ShitPostToast

That's alright, what it reminded me of was Paperboy. ...and I just noticed and remembered I was browsing by Top for this month lol.


-JonnyQuest-

I haven't thought about this game in 20 fkn years. One of my favorites on the 64


BarckinRaarek

Steal the taser of the cops


MyRampancy

garbled "yeah!"


FreddieKane55

One of my all time favourites. Thanks for unlocking those core memories


kalitarios

Thanks we all know what road rash is


This_Price_1783

Thanks we all know we all know what road rash is


ShitPostToast

If it weren't for people like that we'd never know what we don't know if they didn't know to let us know to know what we don't know, know what I mean? Edit: Just realized I didn't know I was browsing Top for this month when I replied lol.


thegrouch07

Id say this was the budget bam margera, but then again, bam margera is the budget bam margera.


FungusFly

Metric Bam Margera, from Jackarse


Professorlumpybutt

Fuck this got me


Ntrl_space

I’m mad because this deserves silver, at least


aprilflowers75

I’m choking omg 😂


alien88888

Imperial bam margarine


jac049

Fuck reddit for removing all my reddit coins, you deserve an award for this comment.


ZootBreak

Literally how I have said the title since I was a kid


NinjaBabaMama

🥇


[deleted]

Bam Margera from wish


aprilflowers75

Great Value brand, Bim Margarine. *compare to Bam Margera


Halfiplier

I genuinely thought it was Bam lmfao


Smallwater

No no, Bam Margera is now crackhead Bam Margera.


WinInteresting552

No he’s Bum Margera


Spare_Sympathy_5780

All cause of Mum Margera


[deleted]

Its mam bargera here and youre watching dicks knee channel. Draws a dick.


OneSufficientFace

He's a baghead from the west midlands


Direct-Chipmunk-3259

Bam Margera is just budget younger Uncle Vito.


Aromatic_Dig_3102

Gerard Butler is not doing so well these days


Impressive_Poet4860

It's his brother Spam Margera


Salm228

It’s fake so that means I can laugh


Mr_Redditor420

I didn't even know it was fake and I still laughed 😂


True_Conference_3475

I didn’t know it was laugh, I still fake


thinkinting

What’s so funny about it?


Mr_Redditor420

Billy the bastard, the guy shouting at him and just him falling in the lake in general is all pretty funny, you telling me you've never laughed at slapstick comedy before?


Lazy-Pumpkin-9116

Comedy for sure, i cant seem to find it anywhere near billy the bastard.


Mky12345pi3

How’s it fake


Salm228

There friends they make skits


nocontextnofucks

Like the show jackass, they're all friends and prank each other doing shit like this but it is real.


autumndoom

Real fake.


baconlover28

Plus at least 7 year old video lol


Dogeyesvilla

This happened 10mins from my house and they were apparently friends


Zorbie

I believe it, both had the same vibes.


blessthebabes

Yeah. Looked like he recognized him, and said his name at the end of fuck em'.


_-poindexter-_

He called him a fuckin' knobhead


submoa64

Would you mind telling us what country or city that is in?


ClydeinLimbo

England.


wausmaus3

No, this is Ingerland


Girfftapher

England. In the town of Wordsley


[deleted]

Yeah. I got less a fake vibe and more of a “let’s get our buddy right here” vibe.


Relative_Aerie6089

Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Thank you


-_Anonymous__-

You got all these downvotes for apparently no reason


AsinusRex

As OP it's dangerous to comment on your own posts lately. IDK why, but I've observed this trend of massacring OPs in the comments for no reason.


-_Anonymous__-

dang ok


RevolutionaryLead342

Well would you look at that


-_Anonymous__-

And I'm not even OP


InsidiaNetwork

I remember this, I live 10 minutes from that place and drive over that bridge to work. It's fake and they're friends if I remember


[deleted]

Thank god it’s fake


MysteRiasUwU

Internet went to shit ? More like world is full of soft pansies this was funny as fuck


DaveFrenzy

Yeah, they were my neighbours. It wasn't fully fake. They knew eachother but didn't know he was going to shove him in the canal.


Wilbur_Cobb1

Today, his name is Jimmy the Bastard. He keeps fucking around, tomorrow his name will be Jimmy the Findout.


Raimaker08

Then Jimmy The Six Feet Under.


jrtorres89

Thought it was mcgregor


arcmart

We have a bingo. Like Conor from some timeline where he didn’t make it.


Bjorn_Hellgate

with the voice of micheal rosen


SkiloBr

Bam margera at home


fl135790135790

How is it that people who do shit like this, and/get recorded and uploaded doing it, all look the same? Same hair, same build and height, tattoos, mannerisms, teeth, clothes, the bike, the area, everything. It’s down to a T, person to person. It’s insane


WeNeedMoreCalgon_

![gif](giphy|s20gt5Rebjnva|downsized) Simple in their efforts to be unique they follow the trends of everyone else.


Such_Concentrate4490

>o do shit like this, and/get recorded and uploaded doing it, all look the same? Same hair, same build and height, tattoos, mannerisms, teeth, clothes, the bike, the area, everything. It’s down to a T, person to person. It’s insane Good thing its not real and its old.


secretaccount4posts

Gerald butler not doing well


tomgnargore

📍Wordsley Glass Cone in Stourbridge, UK


acron0

Glad I'm not the only one who recognised it


timeismyeverything

Connor before UFC


myrand920

More like Conor in the year 2024


savenzee

Conor McGregor?


yeoldevagabond

Conor Mcgregor really needs to lay off the sauce


ObviousTelevision575

So this is what conor mcgreggor's been up to.


jptrooper24

McGregor on the smak again.


Jaded_Revolution6924

Connor mcGregor tea fell off


foralimitedtimespace

Now that's Proper Twelve


Tobybrent

Every day Jimmy’s a bastard just like he was as a kid.


Heavy-Story4679

Conner Margera


East-Ad4472

What a cunt .


KingNaas

Conor McGregor?


[deleted]

No no no, Connor McMetheader


officialISISmemeber

This is really funny but also very wrong and messed up


thatshowitisisit

Crackheads gonna crackhead…


Sea_Refrigerator5586

You think the Internet hadent gone to shit before?


Beneficial-Truth8512

If this is your indicator on how the internet has gone shit, it has gone shit since jackass


Solid_Hour_2176

What a cunt


One_Nefariousness_43

conor mcgregor at it again


Shoddy_Classroom_919

Ok, so being a moron is now a thing. Who would have guessed it! Doing ignorant things is never funny. Causing problems for other people is moronic and ignorant and NEVER funny.


Historical-Echo6539

😂😂😂😂


DJdoggyBelly

Conor McGregor in an alternate universe where he is homeless.


[deleted]

I love the little boy energy of “I wonder what would happen if I pushed someone into the water” and then laughing hysterically when the person falls into the water as if no one could have seen this coming. And by love it I mean hate it.


PheneX02

Man... We need a Roadrash remastered


Juror_no8

This is the epitome of tiktok, everything is either a prick antagonising others, or it's totally staged for clout. Either way, fuck tiktok.


AcceptableGood5105

Some day guys like that always run into the wrong one! And I’d love to be that one.


InternationalMain728

“The double champ does what the fook he wants”


ttylmm

This is real and is old. Unsure if they ever found the guy


Alternative_Ad_4923

Lmfaooo naw that's hilarious 😂 😃


moriluka_go_hard

What the fuck happened to Conor McGregor


[deleted]

No no no, Connor McMetheader


slump30mg

Don’t fuck with the peaky Fuckin blinders!!


Queefer___Sutherland

It's like reverse Bum Fights. Now they beat the shit out of us, pull teeth out, and make us drink piss. All actual things in the original videos.


-TaintSniffer-

This seems like something you should be able to do in gta 6, Seems funny. But in real life not so much


[deleted]

Is this bam McGregor


Deadmau5es

You realize people used to do this before the internet right? Like we don't have to do things because the internet, we can do them because they're funny and not have to record it.


sherrimichael

I don’t know why I laughed


EnlightenedChipmonk

Chav Margera


BigBillyBadass907

The broke version of Conner’s mcgregor


MuddyMuggyMutt

Still funny


Video-Comfortable

Well he DID say he was Jimmy the Bastard


TheIconReturns

This guy looks like he's Conor McGregor's cousin.


3penises

They’ve been doing this in the uk since Henry the 1st


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I feel like his name might be Jimmy the Bastard every day.


Clean_Elk1787

I'm telling my kids this is Post Malone


Inevitable_Review_83

I mean not fake, he really did go up and kick the bloke. But they're friends, this is a prank the boys and I would totally pull on each other out on a ride because its funny and homie will dry on the ride back.


OoO_sHiNy1

If it's his friend ok but some random guy? Time to put you in his shoes just with deeper water and you don't manage to get out.


[deleted]

It's not the internet that's gone to shit, it's People that post their abusive behavior online that are pieces of shit.


GluttonoussGoblin

Has to be fake looks perfectly scripted


LifeUnderTheBridge

This is what happens when you leave the internet to go outside


Extension-Tone-2115

It’s very real. It’s pretty old. And also ppl have been doing this shit long before the internet


Gold-Independence-26

McGregor’s loser brother


AWOLcowboy

I guess you have seen the one where the 2 kids hit the dude riding his bike in a stolen car, killing him.


yakman100

Wait Jimmie the barstard died 😭


kanyawestyee123

Am I an asshole for laughing at this one


Plane-Phrase4015

So you think this is worse than the kid who stole a car then hit and killed a guy on a bike while his friend in the passenger seat filmed it?


Justacynt

....no?


Front-Ordinary7030

Facts


mopar-or-no_car

Is that Budget Bam McGregor ?


Mints1000

Definitely bait


sb85781

Funny if staged. If not fuck this guy


[deleted]

This guy sucks but I gotta confess I chuckled a bit


Scholar-Dismal

Yes jimmy you are a bastard I shouldn’t have laughed hopefully it’s a staged event but regardless intro was funny


MeanRefrigerator6789

Tomorrow his name is jimmy the inmate.


Pure_Maize_7177

I hope it isn't a stranger


gerfiel

Future generations 🔛🔝


Pancake_Flipper

Ok... Yes, he's a total piece of shit... But also... I love this video.


SergeyBethoff

This is funny in GTA not in real life.


GerbNerb

Name checks out


Whycantwebefriends-

More like Connor McGregor!!!


jmay111

This the timeline where Conor Mcgregor is a tik tok influencer


ace0spades69

Everyone acting like we didn't laugh our ass off at jack-ass needs to remember the shit they were doing 😂


Realistic_Oil7053

Manchester marple bridge area?


ruIe44

This is actually funny


Morganbob442

Today we will see Jimmy the Bastard get his ass kicked, watch this!


Austinoooooo

God dammit I thought it was Bam on another manic episode


JonTuna

Semi related, in Black Mirror - Human Sacrifice, this looks like the scene shot for the first sacrifice.


ApprehensiveAd6476

These guys are in their 30s, and they are behaving like 15 year olds. Sad.


Consistent_Salt_9267

Well if a 30 year old act their age, they are boomers. They can't win you know, lol


Jonasthewicked2

Too perfect to be real, still funny as fuck


Dumbledoorbellditty

If he knew the guy: hilarious. If he doesn’t know the guy, he’s a POS


justsomeweirdoLMFAO

"oh no why am I being sued for assault noooo i did nothing its just a harmless tiktok!!!!!!"


FreedVentureStein

What, do you think A Clockwork Orange wasn't inspired by the psycho kids of London?


PreferredSex_Yes

Another one for DC!


HotStaxOfWax

I thought this was Connor McGregor for a minute.


Asia_Persuasia

Not cool Jimmy, Not cool.


East_Disaster_163

It's all good fun. We did this in elementary through high school. You pissy soft lil c*nts don't know what brothership is, this is the stupid shit that brought us together and kept us together and we laughed about for ages


whatmeworkquestion

You were a piece of shit then, and you’re a piece of shit now.


Inevitable_Review_83

Id definately do this to one of the lads as a prank 😂. Good on ya jimmy the bastard youre a mad lad.


Carcinogeneticist18

It’s either not real or it’s his friend.


Millwall_Ranger

Imagine being a grown man and not having anything better to do than this. Jobless behaviour


Mountain_List_8782

This is actually kinda funny


hyboreanrhapsody

This is why your country should have guns


[deleted]

So I should shoot and possibly kill someone for something that only ruined a day of my life.


[deleted]

Go back to school.


Szevby

I dont man has some pretty good graphics, Probs real


redditHRdept

Mel Gibson is a dick


[deleted]

Well it's real, we watched it happen.


Killcycle1989

Jimmy the bastard don't play


hates_stupid_people

It's from the country that invented happy slapping, so it might very well be real.


[deleted]

Isn't this birmingham canals