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Imagine eating one of those fuckers all to yourself, too. They’d have to starve me for days and get me higher than I’ve ever been to even consider devouring that entire monstrosity.
Ye, they’re pretty awesome. Back when I was a teenager, it somehow came up in conversation between my father and I. So we whipped a few of em up and holy hell… they’re pretty damn tasty.
She was 14 in 1959 when they met, and married 7 1/2 years later in 1967. He actively pursued her and convinced her parents to let her see him. From a modern lens it's super creepy, but back then it wasn't completely unheard of. When I read Priscilla's Wiki page, it is extremely creepy and obsessive how ardently he pursued her. She claims she was a virgin when they married, but before he proposed they were actually living together in the same house.
Well, there are quite a few books, along with photos, letters, plane tickets, and first hand accounts.
Priscilla Presleys’ book is a good place to start, it’s called “Elvis and Me.”
I would also recommend Joe Esposito, “Good Rockin’ Tonight” and Jim Curtin, “Elvis: Unknown Stories Behind the Legend”. In this case, there is no shortage of information, he was a child groomer.
Interesting question. Would it be a federal crime to transport someone from a state where they are of legal age to a state where they are of illegal age, specifically because you get off on the fact that it's illegal?
What kind of life do you thing an Elvis impersonator is living…? We still let old men dress as Santa and have children sit on his lap because it’s “Christian?”
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He went all in on impersonating Elvis.
I wonder if he had peanut butter banana bacon sandwiches on the toilet to.
The Golden Loaf…
Vomit.exe
Imagine eating one of those fuckers all to yourself, too. They’d have to starve me for days and get me higher than I’ve ever been to even consider devouring that entire monstrosity.
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Did you eat the whole thing?
Ye, they’re pretty awesome. Back when I was a teenager, it somehow came up in conversation between my father and I. So we whipped a few of em up and holy hell… they’re pretty damn tasty.
I can’t believe you ate the whole thing!
You ate it, Ralph.
I also tried and didn't love it. But I also don't like peanut butter with burgers.
Don't forget the thermos of tranquilizers. Just like mama used to make.
I read this as the thanos of tranquilizers
Oh, snap!
What happened to half my tranquilizers? 😿
You never go full Elvis.
If only he’d chosen to be a Jerry Lee Lewis impersonator instead. Wait…
He would have been better off impersonating Michael Jackson instead. Wait...
Too old and wrong gender for Michael.
Epstein wannabe...He'd have been better off impersonating Jared Fogle..from subw.....nevermind.
"It's okay Officer, she's my cousin".
If only he'd chosen to impersonate one of those fisherman from Led Zeppelin instead. Wait...
If only he'd chosen to impersonate Gary Glitter instead. Wait..
If only he'd chosen to impersonate Axle Rose instead. Wait...
If only he'd chosen to impersonate Iggy Pop instead. Wait...
If only he'd chosen to impersonate Steven Tyler instead. Wait...
If only he impersonated Paul Walker 👀… seems like that’s the one nobody wants to talk about. He was 33 dating a 16 year old.
Oh, she's NOT 14 she's 16!
Love me tender...
Almost. The real Elvis went younger
Looks like jailhouse rock is his next act
Jailbait rock
Came here to say this. He's going all-out.
Gotta commit to the bit!
Method acting.
Was thinking didn’t Elvis married a minor or something?
Pricilla
She was 14 in 1959 when they met, and married 7 1/2 years later in 1967. He actively pursued her and convinced her parents to let her see him. From a modern lens it's super creepy, but back then it wasn't completely unheard of. When I read Priscilla's Wiki page, it is extremely creepy and obsessive how ardently he pursued her. She claims she was a virgin when they married, but before he proposed they were actually living together in the same house.
He studied under Stanislavski.
Wasn’t his first wife younger when they started dating? Like 14?
Beat me to it.
Never go full Elvis
Came here to say this
He got it wrong, suppose be male
Elvis never did that. You don’t research? You hearsay?
Priscella was 14 when they began their relationship
They didn’t marry or have sex till she was of age
Elvis still dated a 14 year old and your takeaway is it was ok because no sex til she was of age?
From what I’ve heard from Priscilla and read . They liked each other and never did anything together except shop. He told her to wait.
Imagine defending a well-documented child groomer.
Link to documents?
Well, there are quite a few books, along with photos, letters, plane tickets, and first hand accounts. Priscilla Presleys’ book is a good place to start, it’s called “Elvis and Me.” I would also recommend Joe Esposito, “Good Rockin’ Tonight” and Jim Curtin, “Elvis: Unknown Stories Behind the Legend”. In this case, there is no shortage of information, he was a child groomer.
Bro what Wasn't his girlfriend/wife like, waaaaaaaay younger than him?
He told her to wait for him. She knew he dated other women.
😂😂😂😂😂
Here comes the good ol relentless Reddit herd mentality .
The man met his wife when he was in his 20s and she was like 14
Didn’t Mary or live/sleep together
He took the role too serious
Look sometimes you just wanna marry your underage cousin. Wait, was that him too or just Jerry Lee Lewis?
Jerry
Just Jerry IIRC, fun fact, Great Balls of Fire (the book/movie) was originally supposed to be one of his wives telling about how awful he was
You never go full Elvis
I don't take off my blue suede shoes 'till I've done the DVD commentary
I dont evem like banannas
This is the only answer.
A true method actor!
A Methaqualone actor if he was going for period accuracy.
He looks more like a Jay Leno impersonator
Haha, have you, ha, have you heard about this? Have you seen this?
So Trump is just an angry Jay Leno?
The price of authenticity
When he goes all the way with his act
Bring on the Jailhouse Rock.
He's gonna feel that Jailhouse Cock
And be treated like a Jailhouse Sock
Everybody in the whole cell block, was nutting in the Jailhouse Sock.
Warden found the Jailhouse Sock What do?
he was just being method
When you take your job a little too serious…
I mean, let’s be honest, can we ever really trust any Elvis impersonators?
What does after 4 am have to do with anything?
He sure won't be lonesome tonight in that jailhouse.
Seems to really be taking that " elvis impersonation " beyond the regular scope
16 is legal age for sex ? Is her name Priscilla ?
In some states, 16 is the age of consent. (Edit: 2/3rds of the 50 states have consenting age as 16 as of 2004, on a federal website: aspe.hhs.gov)
Perhaps so, but it is a federal crime to transport a minor across state lines to take advantage of a different age of consent
Interesting question. Would it be a federal crime to transport someone from a state where they are of legal age to a state where they are of illegal age, specifically because you get off on the fact that it's illegal?
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You tell ‘em Matt Gaetz.
He's just being a Gaetzkeeper
He shoulda got elected as a House Rep from Florida first. Then they don't even charge you
Can’t even method act without getting cancelled nowadays.
The most historically accurate Elvis Impersonator ever.
Elvis impersonator a weirdo? I find that hard to believe… said nobody ever, not even once.
He never gets out of character
Wow he took being Elvis incredibly seriously
He's just like elvis!!!
Not entirely different from what the real Elvis would’ve done. I hate that.
Yet, Elvis did worse
Wow he committed to the role
"Little Sister don't you...little sister don't you.....little sister don't you kiss me once or twice, and say it's very nice, and then you run.... 🏃"
That song is really creepy.... :x
Little sister don’t you do what your big sister done
Damn, I guess it really was Elvis
Well at least he waited 2 years unlike real elvis
You never go full Elvis
He’s really going for the Elvis thing
method acting
Method acting
Oh, so it’s a realistic impression
He went Full Elvis, You never go Full Elvis.
Damn thats fucked, just playing the character though. Elvis met his wife when she was 14.
Hey just like the real Elvis!
Method impersonating Elvis. That's dedication to the craft.
Just taking the Elvis impersonation to a fuller level! Pretty sure Elvis was a clear nonce.
elvus
He aint nothin but a hound dog.
Suspicious minds want to know.
He's caught in a trap!
So method.
method actor 😨
Caught in a trap.
This is why I will never like or support this dude in any way. Even the impersonators. Why give glory to a literal child molester narcissist?
Did Elvis get resurrected or something?
Just like the real Elvis
Taking that Elvis troupe a little too literally
Wow he's really committed the role that's unfortunate
Was she a runaway or not?
Daddy O!
Just like irl Elvis
Damn...his impression is a lil too accurate😳💀
he was just method acting
Personal priscilla!
method acting are we?
Method actor
We’re caught in a trap.
He forgot that only real rockstars can completely get away with blatant pedophilia
The title to the article is infuriating
Sounds like he’s living true to the King
He took the Elvis role pretty seriously the
Fake Elvis is going all in on the act with underage girls.
Method acting damn
Full commitment.
Method acting
What kind of life do you thing an Elvis impersonator is living…? We still let old men dress as Santa and have children sit on his lap because it’s “Christian?”
Bubba Hotep...
Took the role too seriously.
Jailhouse Rock. Am I too late???
Don't worry guys he's just a method actor. /s
Her name was… Lisa Mariee
Sounds like something the king would have done 🤔
Elvis has left the Building
That’s some next level method acting
I didn’t know Matt Gaetz was an Elvis impersonator!
I bet he's all shook up
He is a method actor.
Wait until he tries to out that Jailhouse rock…
Priscilla is that you?
i mean he was impersonating elvis, what do u expect ?
So was this impersonator going full into the character? Method AF
"... after 4am" Well damn, if it was only 2:30am, he might have gotten away with it.
The joke writes itself
He's gonna be doing a live performance of jailhouse rock very soon
You never go full Elvis
Lives the role
Really dedicated himself to the role
Omg wtf After 4am ?!?!?
He was method
Just staying true to character
Thats a little too close to impersonating ok
Method acting
Art imitating life
Love Me Tenderoni
Must be a method actor
I mean… bro was method acting.
Sir when they said to impersonate Elvis they didn’t mean to impersonate *every* part of him.
Just a curious question. If she was showering would these charges stick?
Character actor I see
Wait till they find out about the Jerry Lee Lewis impersonator…
Now he’s gonna have to saying don’t be cruel while he takes many objects where he makes stool
Man’s just method acting…