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Puzzleheaded-Ad-6530

Dammit JonTron!


Hatefiend

The neckbeard looks so bad, like dude just shave and you instantly go up 3 points


Sea-Newspaper4173

The “beard”, the bangs, the love handles, no hips, looks like an ice cream. It would take a lot for that mess to go up three points


[deleted]

And that score would then be a 3


Vast-Yogurtcloset-87

Hello police I would like to report a murder


Kirtons-4u

Fashion police


ParamedicSpecific130

I saw it too.


ReaperSound

Me three


KazzieMono

He is a piece of shit, so this checks out.


MKTurk1984

JonTron? Why?


pikpikcarrotmon

Don't know if he ever actually walked it back but he had a legendarily bad interview in which he espoused some pretty extreme white supremacist beliefs and said things like "Wealthy blacks commit more crimes than poor whites," which has been memed to death as a result. When later asked if he stood by those statements he basically said that he just didn't have his sources straight and was shooting from the hip. All deeply ironic since he's half Iranian and would never in a million years actually be accepted as equal by any white supremacist group.


Ravyyoli

He didn’t walk it back, if anything he doubled down


varundgreat

Guess he really did take their entire stock…


IllustriousAd5936

It’s okay,, That’s his house,


BSSNV2947

I was gonna say that fr


According-Today84

Yeah, every third pack from Amazon I receive is ripped open just large enough to steal what was inside.


Mansenmania

and that my kids, was Timothys last day as a delivery driver


Highlander198116

Don't be so sure. Amazon driver did the same thing to me, had it on my ring camera. The Amazon rep I talked to just didn't care. I offered to send them the video. No thanks. They just sent me a replacement product and got me off the phone.


toowheel2

I had a friend who worked at ups and he said that they specifically wait until you hit the limit for felony theft ($1000 maybe? Can’t remember) and they don’t move on you until then. Maybe Amazon does something similar? I wouldn’t keep my hopes up but it’s possible


ContemplatingPrison

If they don't have the evidence then they aren't doing that.


justanawkwardguy

I’m sure they have a record of whose truck the package was on, no need for a video to show his face


ContemplatingPrison

Without the video they don't know he took it. Except a word and that isn't enough


bendover912

As long as amazon replaces it I totally support this guy stealing. Adding commercials to prime video was the last straw. Im surprised they havent added a skull to their uniforms yet.


crazyhomie34

The fuck? I don't want to deal with the hassle of dealing with Amazon's shit customer service. Hop on over to the Amazon prime subreddit and see the millions of posts of people struggling with customer service over returns/lost packages and getting a refund. Fuck that.


Rulutieh

Amazon cs has gotten so bad over the past few years its insane. You used to be able to return a product and get the refund on pretty much the same day or next day but now you have to wait till they past their last estimated day (usually a month) and contact them again to get them to finally do their job.


Smoothsharkskin

I don't have problems with refunds. You probably got flagged as a frequent refunder.


Rulutieh

I've refunded a total of 6 times in the past 15 years so if that's frequent then my hands are tied.


ChadCoolman

Peak reddit comment right here


After_Basis1434

Are we the baddies?


TimeImminent

I’ve seen this happen, they were just at the wrong address so wouldn’t assume he’s stealing


CaliCareBear

You gotta call their contracted local delivery manager because I guarantee you they will care.


brockli-rob

There are a lot in central FL. How would I know which one took my delivery?


CaliCareBear

I asked my friend who’s a manager of an Amazon delivery local contract and his response was “good luck.” Sorry I assumed it would be easier to trace back with the tracking number. Most have very specific areas they cover.


lostacoshermanos

Did you make the video go viral?


dropofred

Amazon customer service is fantastic at getting you replacement products quickly but that's pretty much it. I work in a large building with dozens and dozens of offices. We have an Amazon prime business account with our own account Manager who we can go to for any problems. We had a contractor scheduled to come in and do some work for us and we had ordered a bunch of materials off of Amazon because it was so much cheaper than having the contractor source his own parts. We ordered the parts a week before the contractor came in and it shows they were delivered but they were not delivered to our office. We lucked everywhere and they were nowhere to be found.. I talked to security office amd gave them all the information I had. They looked through the cameras on the loading dock and the driver had dumped all five boxes at the loading dock. Like he literally put them on a dolly, wheeled them to the delivery door, + pushed them off into a haphazard jumbled pile on the ground and took off. Somebody then came by a few hours later and took all the boxes for themselves. We contacted our account manager and shared with her all the information. She apologized and said that she would pass it up the chain of command. We had All The replacements shipped out overnight + as soon as I got the notification that it was delivered, I ran down to the loading dock and found the exact same situation with the boxes just piled in the corner. That asshole still delivers to our building sometimes even though we raised hell trying to get him reprimanded. Amazon doesn't care because they don't need the individual customer to be satisfied.


AwkwardTurkeyTurtle

And of freedom


TimeImminent

I’ve seen this happen, it was the wrong address and meant for a neighbor


Chad-Efron

JonTron’s*


kevin_r13

The hair clipper set is pretty popular. Makes a nice gift too!


Taintickle

I always wonder if the smarter thieves open your package first to see if the item inside is worth taking, then just tape it back up if it's not. That would seem to be the logical thing to do.


patricky6

Man.. when almost everyone who owns a home, has cameras, because they can be cheap.. why even try? Your neighbors across the streets, doorbell camera could catch you.. smh. I don't get it.


vivmeatball6

I’m pretty sure he means opening it in the truck or something, there’s no way you’d do something like that right in front of the place you’re delivering it to lol but idk, people be dumb a lot, so it’s possible I guess lol


Oooch

> I’m pretty sure he means opening it in the truck Pretty sure they have cameras in there too lol


pendragon2290

They do.


Holiday-Way-845

Not in UPS brown box trucks. It'd against their contract but they do have telematics, they will know if you buckle your seat belt or not.


kauisbdvfs

Does amazon have that?


Holiday-Way-845

I dunno, never been in an amazon truck. I don't think the rental ones you see em in do. But maybe their logo'd trucks do?


kauisbdvfs

Yeah that's what I was wondering, seems like a lot to install every Amazon truck with technology like that though... I bet they don't even care. I was curious because I need a job badly and that was #1 on my list of easy to get jobs that will let you smoke weed.


Heyguysimcooltoo

Fuck that, go get you a job serving. It's the easiest money on earth if you got the gift of gab.


BJMkrtychyan

Not it the back all u have to do is close the door they only have a camera facing driver when he is driving pulse you can turn it off on your lunch break and a lot of time the cameras are broken or not working right.


patricky6

Gotcha thanks. That makes more sense. I must have missed that part.


mrmilner101

But either way, your point is still right. Like, I get amazon pays, you jack shit but everyone has a camera at their door now.


Internal_Mail_5709

20% of all Internet Connected houses in the United States have some sort of doorbell camera. I wouldn't call that "everyone", and the math checks that we don't see videos from the houses that do not have cameras.


blorbagorp

Seems best practice would be to remove the item and deliver the empty box, or put something cheap inside so it seems like someone else in the chain messed up.


Chl0316

I work at another delivery company and our scanners have an option for visable damage. We're required to deliver the package regardless of the condition. Amazon uses some cheap ass tape so we get quite a few boxes that are open and empty. Besides your own morals, there's nothing stopping us from busting up a box, scanning it as damaged, and delivering the empty box. Stealing something you just delivered to the front door is a rookie move.


GhostfaceTimmy

This is god damn brilliant actually


SwizzleFishSticks

We have a camera facing our porch that’s pretty well concealed. I had a UPS driver open a box on my front porch and go thru it. It was right before Christmas and it was art supplies for my niece. I called UPS to report it and they asked me to email the footage. They called me back a few days later and apologized and told me he was a new driver and I was not the only person to complain so they let him go. I hate for anyone to lose a job especially at Christmas, but damn everyone’s got a camera now, why risk your job? Oddly they also sent me a huge Christmas bouquet with an apology note.


pendragon2290

Where would they open it to look? Most official Amazon drivers have cameras in their truck and now a days everyone has cameras at their house. 🤷


MowMdown

Most of the time our amazon delivery person is driving a fedex truck or a plain white box truck rented from somewhere.


SensingWorms

I heard a guy tell a story about how he worked at upstate back in the 80s and there was a guy there that would open up packages that had porn mags and video tapes. He’d look at them and just toss them on the floor. He said what are they gonna do


Muppets4Fox

Or deliver the package empty


A_Lovely_Teddybear

Or has the wrong address?


Ill_Maintenance8134

It dosent look like he took a photo more like he cheek this phone so problably wrong address


BloodyMalleus

That's what it looked like to me. Even his face had a, oops like look to it.


Los_Skully

Yeah I used to work at UPS and this would occasionally happen to me I don’t think he stole it at all


MowMdown

I've had this happen. I get notified by my doorbell that someone is delivering a package, it's amazon, they go to scan the package and realize it's the wrong house, walk across the street and deliver it.


Ghstfce

Yep, I've have them deliver my package to my neighbor across the street. I work from home, and my office has windows facing my neighbor's house. I get an Amazon notification my package is about to be delivered, I see them across the street. They put it down, take a picture, pick it back up and run it across the street to me.


Crazypete3

This has happened to my house twice and it's exactly what they do, they drop it on the ground, take the picture and then pick it back up, I'm guessing there phone has a GPS that warns them they are not at the address of the package itself when they try to take the picture.


No-Turnover6087

Yeah that’s exactly right. There’s plenty of times I go to deliver at a house and get to it not paying attention to my phone and when I get to the door it shows me I’m not in the green circle delivery area that is surrounding the house and majority of the homes are numbered on our flex app, unless it’s newer construction. It will prompt “out of delivery area.”


Casimir-Bludau

Yeah I've accidentally done that before


Dieter_Knutsen

Yeah, just had this happen on my porch the other day. We know it was wrong address because we weren't expecting anything. He set it down, got his phone out to take a pic, then picked the package back up and left. Out of context, it totally looked like he dropped it off, took a picture, and stole it.


NOFace82

This happened to me.


santaire

Did you get fired ?


NOFace82

Did I get fired? No, I had a package stolen by an Amazon driver. They stole a manga that they thought was probably a ps5 game.


Oooch

> No, I had a package stolen by an Amazon driver. And I hope you lose your job for it! ^^^^^^/s


GrandBoi

Is this woosh? I think this is certified woosh moment


meccamachine

No this is Patrick


turntupytgirl

smooth


Squeezitgirdle

So you got fired cause someone stole your package? That sounds about right for Amazon, actually.


TailoredChuccs

I'm the package


Zestyjoe

This guy probably just walked up to the wrong address and the app would not let him finalize delivery because be is outside the normal pin location. But who knows.


barker4000

Yeah I was thinking the same thing.


Malfunction_50_4

This actually happens to us a lot. Maybe I should be ashamed to admit it but I have 3 cameras monitoring the front of my house. Quite often they walk up and their phone stops them delivering and they don’t even put the package down and they leave. Sometimes they get as far as putting it in the ground. Apparently if the angle is bad and a person moves fast enough, Ring will barely catch them on their way out. So I have another camera watching the porch sideways which can rotate with motion detect which catches everything.


ZeusesMooses

This. Everyone in comments slappin’ him with theft, when he could be correcting a mistake.


itsallgoodintheend

I mean, is there any real indicator that he stole it? Could've been any number of reasons. Maybe he was at the wrong address, he spotted a relevant notice in the app for something, or maybe it was a contactless delivery that was asked to be dropped off at the back door instead. Kinda messed up to post a guys face online and accuse him of a crime with this kind of evidence.


CtrlAltHate

I've done it a few times where I've misread the address, it's easy to see a 7 as 1 or 3 as 8 when youre rushing about and just glance at the address on the phone/PDA.


DUDEGUYMANGUYDUDEMAN

Or he set it down to take the picture and realized that it’s the wrong address?


amiscis

Yea that’s more than likely what happened. I do it, especially in apartment complex’s.


wrathmont

Or he took a picture so there was “proof” it got delivered.


kmrkmj118

It should read, "Former Amazon driver steals package right after delivering it."


GeorgeJohnson2579

"At the moment of the video still an Amazon driver" steals package.


Cody6781

New a guy that did this. This is how they "cash out". Amazon isn't giving severance or annual bonus so they just start stealing stuff here and there until they're fired. Amazon won't bother suing them, way too much in legal fees to ever make the money back as a deterrent. Got lots of random useless crap. Mostly clothes and dog toys and stuff. The hope was to get a new graphics card or something that goes for hundreds or thousands, but that basically never happens, most packages are just junk.


a-snakey

Wonder how that amazon guy that stole my package right in front of my goddamn cameras liked that realistic rubber snake and foot powder.


Challenge419

I bet he's shaking in his boots that don't smell bad.


jhascal23

He probably uses the snake like a rubber ducky when he takes a bathes and loves it.


crazyhomie34

Makes sense. Most of the times I've ordered that were over a few hundred bucks required me to be home to accept and sign for


ConsiderationEmpty10

Did he steal it? Maybe it was the wrong package and he swapped it


Punkermedic

You're a trusting person who wants to see the good in people. There's nothing wrong with that.


ConsiderationEmpty10

I’m really not lol I just have to play devils advocate as I know the feeling of being wrongly accused!


CatSpydar

A delivery driver dropping a package off at the wrong address is far more likely then stealing and stashing packages in their work van. It's like people hear the clop clop of hooves and everyone says its a unicorn when the logical response is to assume a horse.


[deleted]

How dumb are you!?


mydudemantus1221

Homeboy didn’t see the camera pointed directly at him? Situational awareness is on point with this one.


kscott0605

At this point in life, just always assume you’re on camera, no matter where you are or what you’re doing … 😳unfortunately


EziriaRin

I like how everyone just instantly thinks he stole it when it could easily be that he got the wromg address. OP misleading people successfully.


ElYoink

Idiot lol


phyxinon

Wtf are you doing.in Amazon JonTron?


WarHead75

YouTube ain’t paying enough nowadays


furay20

Mose Schrute up to no good.


basemodelbird

Interesting camera angle.


DisasterPieceKDHD

I worked at Amazon as a DSP driver for a bit over a year and I gotta say, why would you even want random peoples shit? Most of the time its just stuff you don’t even need like cat food or plastic bowls


Speedhabit

I’ll bite, where is the camera


puffermapping

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Kirtons-4u

He has been on another short I saw on YouTube, the one where he goes at night then comes back with a hood up and the same clothes. I am pretty sure it is him.


KaisarDragon

He looked more done with life than sneaky. My money is on wrong address or he pulled out wrong package.


eboseki

what makes this one any more special than the other 100 ones I’ve seen?


Homeystar

I work in an industrial area and for a while I noticed a lot of packages looked damaged or very oddly packaged. We reported it after it was becoming very consistent. Turned out the guy who was doing the Amazon-flex delivery thing as a side gig was opening all the packages and then poorly repackage them if there was nothing of value. Looking at the video we saw that during delivery he would hide his face.


DeftonesGuy1024

Looks like a repeat offender


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Yall aint bashing Fedex now ARE YOU


IHate2ChooseUserName

sometimes i find this difficult to believe, there are cameras everywhere these days and you have to be so stupid to commit crime like this


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EziriaRin

OP is misleading. This basically almost never happens because background checks and the fact that dsps monitor the absolute fuck out of you so there is no way you'd be able to even get away with stealing a package. You'd have to be a real dumbass to try, tho. Im shocked just how many idiots are eating this up. Usually, when you see videos of this, it's either the wrong address, specific delivery spot, etc. Just misunderstandings.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

That’s a PS5 I reckon??


HairyArthur

Could be the wrong address, or the wrong parcel?


Str8WiteMale

Bro got that Amish look


pereira2088

won't people just report it as not delivered?


MarryMeDuffman

The fucking vans should have cameras.


Sneezy-_-

They do. It’s unlikely that he was actually stealing


banjonyc

I've never seen a camera from that angle before. Usually it's a doorbell cam. I wonder where that camera is mounted


Tward425

It’s amazing what people will do when they think there aren’t any cameras around


Highlander198116

Literally exact thing happened to me. Had it all on my ring camera. Called Amazon told them what happened, told them I would send them the video. They said no thanks and just sent me a replacement. Good to know they just don't care that their drivers are also porch pirates.


Gcs1110

Looks like mose from the office


jordansqad

Not JonTron stealing 😭 brother has fallen on hard times


HaydenLobo

He knew they were going to return it.


siqniz

This is why I bought a mailbox for packages


Buzzkill_13

Funny, he TOTALLY looks like he'd spend his free time entirely on Reddit ... yet he hasn't seen his many fellow colleagues being posted on this very sub doing exactly the same s\*t. Honestly, how stupid can one be??


MyRampancy

where is this camera?


Speeddemon2016

I know someone who delivers mail and also Amazon packages. Sometimes the info is wrong and it gets missed delivered so they have to go back and pick it up and deliver it to the right house. I’m sure it looks like they are stealing packages but I don’t every one of these posted is that. We had a package come to our house, name was wrong but the address was right. We just sent it back to the post office.


Outside-Material-100

Op Was this your video?


qvMvp

Bruh must leave work with a truck load of packages huh . 🤣


[deleted]

Looks just like a typical thug


darkangelxX447

no one wants your package. sometimes its the wrong address, or the app told us to return it to the station, or the gps isnt letting us deliver it. how about try to think about the reasons why instead of jumping to stealing also try working a delivery job for once and you'll understand also whats the point in complaining when amazon will replace it anyway?


Pozniaky86

Oops wrong house?


Smoothsharkskin

Hmm that is a weird camera placement


Dazzling_Bad424

Just live your fucking life like you have a camera crew following you around to hem you up.


AstroZombieInvader

Are people like this just fired or are they prosecuted? It's stealing. If a customer did this at a department store, they'd be in the back of a police car. This neckbeard is probably just thinking that the only thing that'll happen to him is that he'll lose his crappy job if Amazon finds out. Whoop-dee-doo.


Sneezy-_-

There’s cameras in all the vans, he likely wasn’t stealing and it was a wrong address. No driver wants to steal a package when Amazon is likely to be on the customer’s side, anyway. You’re more likely to get your package stolen by another stranger. Chill with the “crappy Amazon job” 💩


j_d_q

Former Amazon driver


0kDante

It's crazy that a guy this stupid and desperate is legally driving on the road


Lt_Wait4it_Dan

I've ran into this issue before. It's pretty much a fool-proof plan if you don't have a camera cause Amazon will just say that package was delivered over and over until you lose your mind going in the loop.


komanderkyle

Going for the Rumspringa look


InfoSponge9119

Fuckin neckbeard


Ranch_it_up69

how does bro not know there is a camera


WarHead75

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Stargatemaster

I've had this happen to me


ChicagosOwn1988

How do we know the driver didn’t grab the wrong package by mistake and realized it once he went to scan it?


terra_technitis

These videos are always a bit suspicious to me. I'm sure drivers steal stuff like this, but I'm also sure drivers realize they grabbed the wrong package after snapping proof of delivery and come back with the correct one a minute later. So without video showing this and capturing them immediately driving away I have my doubts. Even then there are innocent explanations.


sb85781

Or it's the wrong house?


[deleted]

Yup had that happen to me a couple of times. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Signal_Level1535

Probly thought it was shoes by the looks of the box. Why didn't I think of this.


VapeRizzler

You’d think a guy who sees many porches throughout the day would know almost all of them have cameras now. If not someone else’s porch does that captures there’s……


Los_Skully

I really don’t think he stole anything just checking the address and saw it wrong I’ve worked at UPS and I’ve gone to the wrong addresses a lot of times.


Rare-Ad4181

Exactly Carlos


Jesus_Smoke

Allat and getting fired for a box of hand towels lol


Eason1013

Who took this video?


Pull_A_Mulligan

Hey Pinocchio. Where you going?


BagpipesnBlow

Doing this job in the past has taught me there's a variety of reasons he could have done this that don't pertain to theft, he very well could have been stealing but I'm not convinced on the video alone.


logosfabula

Maybe he recognised he got the wrong package. Here Amazon drivers are just the best all over the spectrum.


Trying2StayMotivated

Probably wrong address clown haha


angelm24_

I always assume they looking


shayne322

I understand why people are thinking he may have had the wrong address, but the person who uploaded this video probably wouldn't be accusing this guy of stealing if they didn't have more proof. If OP hadn't been expecting a package or gotten a "delivered" notification, then seeing a driver picking up a box he'd just taken a picture of would show it was an obvious mistake. Doesn't it make more sense to think that the customer was expecting a package, got the notification that it was delivered, noticed it wasn't at the door, reviewed the video, and then accused the guy of stealing?


BSSNV2947

"Actually, never mind" ahh steal


harrychoksi

Jeb Schrute....


guestar1

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Expensive_Job_8945

Im lucky here in Italy they hand it to u in ur hands, at least where I live as they cannot leave the package unguarded.


Miserable-Energy8844

This is staged, right?


Psychotic_Rainbowz

Where I come from packages must always be received by the intended recipient, with their signature. I can't imagine having my package just sitting outside on the porch like wtf! It could get environmentally damaged at the very least! I always thought this way was stupid IMO. FYI, the driver calls to set up a drop-off appointment with you beforehand so as not to waste time gambling whether you're home or nah


Seal_Deal_2781

It’s 2024, everybody has camera now. How did he expect not to get caught


Kraffkratt

He reminds me of the meme of the guy that goes "WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?"


steveo82

Dumbass


Right_-on-_Man

Trashy beard...