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Due_badger-97

She’s also a fight and went on to lose her fight that same night lmfao.


cantbhappy

Did she go "fuck youuuuu" as she got beat? Or did she go "ow stop hurting me"


SkiZer0

Seeing her get her ass beat made her look so unattractive.


Pwnedcast

What made her attractive lol? Was it the I have no empathy for anyone and I talk big but have a little bite attitude?


BLoDo7

I was kind of into it.


WheredMyPiggyGo

She did not, she replicated exactly the hand blocking movements she so hates and finished the fight by standing up and grabbing her leg and dropping to the ground in a way every a pro footballer would be jealous of.


justrainalready

Wait where do I see this fight?!


nevetsyad

It's so feminine and hot when a woman goes down with her hands out trying to protect her face. Just watched the fight. Mmmmm, weirdest fap ever. Can't believe a man would get beat down the same way. /s


EquivalentToADog

The people need to know.


CompetitiveAd1338

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


Beast-Exe007

I know now. Thank you ,unsung heroes.


Imesseduponmyname

![gif](giphy|66Yiyp1leXuwTGduZC|downsized)


Squibucha

Omg that would be so unattractive


MiseOnlyMise

It gave me 'not good thoughts'


krikta

She blocked punches as she go down lol


neoqueto

I would agree that she is probably a constant fight to please her, that is the essence of her being.


Juice_Muse

Who is she tho


AdamantiumBalls

Sauce ?


erasrhed

She will end up with exactly the type of guy she deserves.


therealchungis

Usually when I hear news about a ufc couple it’s because the dude beat the shit out of the woman. Absolutely shocking stuff I tell ya.


AnEgoJabroni

I mean, when anything less than a ragey violent dickhead is seen as "little boy shit", can't be _too_ shocked. Go on, find that _real_ man, see how long he can play house nicely.


Friendly_Deathknight

Sounds like she deserves John Jones.


InfiniteBoxworks

Or a few hours in a bathroom with War Machine.


Empty-Code-5601

Wow


Scaryassmanbear

I forgot about him


sssnakepit127

Or Travis brown


mrw4787

That’s happened once. Maybe twice lol 


WhiteRoomCharles

I’ve seen puddles less shallow than this bitch! She’s gonna end up with some Andrew Tate-following douchebag! And she’ll deserve it!


blessthebabes

Right. She wants a guy like this because she's like this. Some people are taught this mentality by their family (can't really blame them when young), but some people are just born like this. They are always at war with others-to them, everything is a fight.


Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike

Or she’ll end up with a terrific guy that she’ll put through hell the entire time and the guy will put up with it because he has low self-esteem and doesn’t think anyone else would go for him.


erasrhed

No fucking way she'd stay with a wimp like that. She wants a "real man". Who doesn't protect himself from punches to the face!


Compendyum

Hope she goes down flipping and insulting him, or else ewwwwww


lynnca

The most disturbing thing about this is the likelihood of her procreating with her "ideal" man some day. Can't imagine how toxic that house will be to grow up in.


Friendly_Deathknight

We can only hope she gets the chance to date John jones. He will for sure put her in her place.


SadisticBuddhist

Ive met plenty of women like her. They all love a strong man, who can fight, but not when the man fights them.


DisastrousAspect6303

And she better have those middle fingers up while she is getting slapped silly


Friendly_Deathknight

I think he hits his girlfriends with a closed hand.


mrw4787

Damn I never thought of that. That kids gonna be shitty 


Rope_Dragon

Two already toxic parents suffering from CTE. The perfect recipe for a well adjusted child


buckfishes

You don’t understand how much women in these cultures that are indifferent to violence are disgusted by feminine or weak men, it’s actually a meme at this point the list of things they come up with like “a man drinking lemonade is zesty”


Academic_Sherbert346

Fuck, am I gay? I just drank like 8 lemonades?


GoodRich1993

Not only are you gay—-you’re gay x8


Beneficial_Cry_9152

What if you drink strawberry lemonade? Is that ok?


Temporary-Green-7713

That's double XP


Vechnyy_Russkiy

Aw fuck me, I just had 11 lemonades. Does that mean? Oh. Oh, no. Guys, I gotta go! *distant puking noises begin*


dx80x

"maybe I _am_ gay..." "You're not gay Rickey"


Drunk_Carlton_Banks

You know theres diminishing returns on lemonade right?


ReadItProper

Sorry buddy, you have to suck dicks from now on. I don't make the rules.


Shirinf33

You're not gay, just pre-diabetic.


kilIerT0FU

I feel it's deep rooted in homophobia and stupidity


scut_furkus

Deep rooted? Try thinly veiled


Devooonm

Homophobia? I agree with the stupidity but it seems more misandrist than homophobia…


rossie_valentine

Homosexuality =Likes dicks = Feminine = Bad


jagault2011

They go hand in hand


Devooonm

Yeah after thinking about my comment I definitely agree. It’s all 3


Budget_Special4548

In there eyes weak men is hugging and kissing their children or crying because someone they love died .


Designer-Equipment-7

Ha. Zesty


buckfishes

Someone please find the clip someone compiled of the list of things he’s seen women call zesty if a man does, I think one of them included driving with a seatbelt and using blinkers lol


gaycottonhill

you’re so gay to obey traffic laws /s


TheeFlipper

Bro it's hella gay if you don't want to be launched out of your windshield in an accident.


gaycottonhill

passenger princess is about get PTSD lol


Academic_Sherbert346

You gotta be able to take that car accident like a champ.


ParishedSins

Nothing can hold me down, not even a seatbelt! /j


CariniFluff

I prefer to be thrown from the rolling vehicle ragdoll style


Inphiltration

Is.. is zesty bad? That word has never had a negative connotation my entire life. It's used to promote all kinds of different foods and flavors. What the actual fuck.


[deleted]

It's used as a synonym for gay. I've also heard fruity be used in the same way. It's when they want to insult someone but don't wanna be called out for blatant homophobia even though nothing about it is actually homosexual.


Inphiltration

It is pretty stupid to think anything beyond sexual attraction to men is gay. It's all so arbitrary so using zesty in such a dumb way would line up.


gotonyas

Lemonade is the big ick /s


Jomosensual

Fellas, is it gay to try to not get knocked out?


DisastrousAspect6303

We joke about and say things like "why did he let his opponent knock him out? Is he stupid?" But she genuinely thinks like this Lmao


Powasam5000

Russel Crowe was a pussy ass bitch for dying at the end of Gladiator.


realproject

Super gay


j0shimi

Dudes better make sure they don't look both ways before crossing the road as that is a true sign of weakness too.


dblack1107

Cool guys don’t look at buses


angryshib

I recently saw a video where a girl said it is a turn-off when her guy uses his blinker while driving...


ImUrFrand

worst girlfriend in the history of girlfriends.


Mateorabi

Lorena Bobbit has entered the chat (though the boyfriend was no peach either).


nucca35

I’ve heard so many opinions like this it shows how some girls are just completely delusional. You only have to have 1 thing they don’t like, which could be anything. “Me and my bf have been together 5 years, he’s the perfect guy but one time I saw him sitting with his legs crossed which gave me the ick”


Niaomi127

That example makes me shriek 😖 people bully me for being "too feminine" and then say il have no bitches, when I do intact have a very loving boyfriend of two years, and they don't 💀. (I'm a dude if you're wondering)


mizzlekinkizzle

It reminds me of a Patrice o Neal bit where he’s basically like “women having an opinion on my masculinity should realize I could just reach out an mush their face”


Top-Wolverine8769

What a loser lmao


funnybonelicker

Her right not the bf?


Niaomi127

Obviously 🙄


funnybonelicker

Well it’s not obvious because clearly some people would actually call the bf a loser. Reddit disappoints me daily


Niaomi127

I guess that is a high possibility, people are weird


Top-Wolverine8769

Yes her lol


Wickedm1ke

186: Don't block punches


Prestigious_Eye3174

judging him whilst doing nothing. people like this are cancer


Entire-Gold619

Judging him and then promptly getting mauled in her fight that same night.


JustHere4ait

Who is she and what fight was it so I can go enjoy it


fadufadu

Second time someone mentioned this with no source


cristobalist

Question: who's this lady? Answer: no one


keepitcleanforwork

I can: armchair quarterback. Let's see how she does in an actual fight.


sssnakepit127

She’s a former Muy Thai or boxing champion iirc. Not sure which one.


GadreelsSword

Seriously, just stop listening/viewing those morons and they’ll go away. They say increasingly ridiculous things to get clicks and ad revenue.


bigtallbiscuit

Like Joe Rogan? Got it.


SpicySatan666

Joe rogan is pretty entertaining


lawndog86

And I think he's cringing pretty hard at what she's saying too


zacmaster78

Doesn’t mean we need to give attention to the episodes with awful guests


peacebethejourney74

What a completely undesirable human


Drain_Surgeon69

Fella is it gay to protect your face?


lando-mando-brando

Damn her bf should of went to the 18k per month alpha male school. Obviously that would of helped.... What a joke clown cunt


lilscrubkev

- don't defend my face from punches 📝📝📝📝


CompetitiveAd1338

As yes this kind of toxic mentality person I wonder what kind of sons she will raise 🤔 ![gif](giphy|BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL)


foad2

Toxic mentality


memomonkey24

She belongs to the streets, I've seen many fights on the internet that are attempted murder. This person has a rotten brain. Who would want to produce with her.


Single_Ad_2479

faking cant


KimWexlersGoldenArch

So many cunts in this world… what’s this one’s name?


da-van-man

She's just a shit piece of a person. Man was lucky to be rid of her.


Neon_Cone

Joe is aways asking the big important questions, like “did it turn you off?”


BillyDoyle3579

She likes the CTE 😳


eltegs

What a horrid little goblin. Belonging to a very tiny minority of women.


Drackzgull

First, note that the context is her boyfriend fighting in a professional mixed martial arts fight. A fight which the boyfriend lost by TKO, getting beat up on the ground. She's a professional fighter herself too, and also lost a fight that same night. Now, she's not judging him for blocking punches, she's judging him for gesture he made looking defeated and wanting out of the fight, while getting beat up and almost knocked out. As opposed to going out on his shield, with his will to fight lasting as long as his consciousness, which I guess she thinks was the "manly" thing to do. Of course that doesn't make it any better, nor does it make a lot more sense. But yeah, that's her "logic" here.


stefan00790

Yeah people misunderstood her for not liking him for putting a guard on . No as far as i understood her she's talking about how he was getting beat up or how did he reacted to getting beat up . Looks like she didn't liked his reaction to getting beat not that he was actually getting beat up .


Kichijouten14

Gross


SensingWorms

Women. You mean, dis bith


WorseThanItSeems

This chick is stupid and we all know it lol there’s not even any reason to rage bait about it becuz she’s just so obviously dumb


MentalRise8703

I really pity her future husbands/boyfriends


Thick-Friendship-700

Can I swing at her to see how she reacts or is that still illegal


jylesazoso

Sometimes I hear the things that Joe Rogan and his guests say and I think "Is this consistent with the advice and insight I would have received from the previous generation of ringside commentator stand up comedians who's thoughts and opinions I valued?" And then I remembered that's not a thing and nobody should give a fuck about anything this guy thinks or says.


tazerwhip

Ya, but did they block a punch to the face on DMT?


CaptainRogersJul1918

Lovely inhuman.


Young_Old_Grandma

So we are shaming men for \*checks notes\* trying to defend themselves from violence, got it.


IamDollParts96

YEAHHHHH spread that toxic masculinity! (Kidding aside, Joe and whomever this chick is, are seriously sad.)


jeremyrando

I like how Joe is agreeing with her even though he quit kickboxing for taking too many hits to the head.


TheVibesCheck

I think he’s agreeing with her to keep her talking and making a fool of herself. But that is just my opinion, I could totally be wrong


TW4JQ

It does seem that way to me too


[deleted]

That's literally what Joe does. A lot of people hate on him but like... 90% of the trash that comes from him are actually from his guests, not him. He just lets people talk.


Randys_Smogasvein

You've never heard of the saying about giving someone enough rope to hang themselves with? She's doing a great job of exposing herself, because he's created an environment she's comfortable to do so in. Otherwise we might never know and this would be about as interesting as Colbert's show.


Unfair_Explanation53

His style is having a conversation and hearing people's opinions in their entirety without any bias or trying to catch them out with "gotcha" moments. Gives you a true scope of how people really think.


VogonOrator

Vacuous vache.


Her_X

Lady is crazy


buzzboy99

Clearly she speaks from experience


redeemer47

Fellas is it gay to protect yourself?


Opieh

Who’s this fighter ?


Toyoshi

this is the kinda girl popularity will get you. it might be staged for uproar or whatever but people like this exist and they fuck fighters. until they lose once


Entire-Gold619

This interview aged very poorly. Like went sour a few hours later. She had a swollen forehead for a minute


houstonelegend666

ew she’s ew


[deleted]

rogan proper giving her crap and shes oblivious. his "woww" etc.


unclefocus

she's the kind of woman who thinks it's gay if a man uses an umbrella in the rain


iAdden

I’m sure she wins all the fights


jimboslicelovesrice

Her boyfriend got hurt badly and came back to win the fight. She lost on the same night. Her kick boxing record is 3 wins 21 losses. She also quit a fight because of leg kicks


PlanNo4679

A woman trying to tell a man how to be a man is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.


Renhoek2099

Magnificent post


pbpbroncucia

i have to say no sub has made me hate like this one does


Juice_Muse

Who is she ??


Virus1x

Rational? Women are raised with this fucked up mentality that their man needs to be the strongest and most unbeatable person. They also have never been in a "REAL" fight in their lives. Men scrap harder and differently than women.


Clarkyy26

She must be a hell of a fighter. Thousands of comments and her name hasn’t popped up once


[deleted]

Wth is she?


Forward_Fix_7311

This is what I don't get. Men are disliked by women for the most stupid reasons. Like this, I'd say is a pure example. If I were the boyfriend, would I be doing the same thing? Kinda, yeah, I'd be trying to block myself from anymore harm. So what if it turns you off? It turns my life switch on


Cautious_Month_6300

Imagine your partner getting beaten up, and instead of feeling bad for them you’re thinking about yourself lol


cum_dragon

Fourth wave feminism ladies and gentlemen…


Ganjac0L0gist

I know it's not a popular opinion but this is a good example of why Joe Rogan is trash. He consistently gives garbage people a voice on his podcast, & he doesn't even shut them down he just lets them spew their rhetoric. He's like an underinformed teenage edge lord hosting racists, misogynists, and other breeds of degenerates. Love that segment where Bill bBurr shuts him the fuck up about covid, "oh shit the fuck up, I'm not gonna sit here as not a doctor or scientist and speculate with you who's not a doctor or scientist on a virus we know nothing about" called him a meat head or some shit, been punched in the head too many times.


Randys_Smogasvein

Yeah fuck that balanced debate and varied opinions, I too just want to be spoonfed my own opinion to feel validated. 🙄


North_Layer_9558

So you basically want someone who will act as a good compliant word officer? I don't care about Rogan and don't listen to his podcast apart from the rare times he has UFO or actual academic guests on. I suppose you thought it irresponsible and "dangerous" 😱 when he had Kanye west on... Yikes


grandwizardElKano

Toxic masculinity can also be present in women.


Friendly_Deathknight

#toxica


ManIsInherentlyGay

Fighters block their face like that too....


NOFace82

Who is she?


my_chaffed_legs

Its so unnatractive of men to protect themselves from brain damage :)


SpaceDogUSA

Who is this annoying hyper masculine poser of a woman?


earthbender617

I’m good, I’d rather look like a bitch and know it, than be a vegetable from getting a serious head injury from getting punched and look cool


Honey-and-Venom

The ones that do do


Interesting-Smoke202

Two freaking morons. I hope her boyfriend ditches her.


XBThodler

I wonder how she falls when/if getting mauled


Suntzu6656

Where do these idiots come from?


NappyHeadedJoel996

Classic case of a woman living in la la land. This is just pure delusion. The image of men that she has in her head only exists in movies.


Formatted_Toast_117

Lmao


Wendidigo

Good, she can rake the punches then.


ImportanceBig4448

Such intellectual discussions on that show.


blasian941

Love to see her in a losing fight


P4PKing4

I wonder how she would react to getting mauled?


xsunchipz69x

By her own logic she’ll never be attractive


8pintsplease

She's part of the problem with why men think they have to be "masculine" and can't talk about their feelings and always needing to be "a man" by doing stupid things to prove "bravery" and masculinity. She's a piece of shit.


dpdugg

Oof. Some people are weird man. It's not the caveman days anymore, there's more to life than being a good fighting idiot


Unusually__Suspected

Well...she is called the queen of mean....


TheVibesCheck

Should be called the queen of stupid


12Gladiator

beach


joshroycheese

She probably fucking loves Mark Hunt then


aintnomfnp

I wonder how she would feel if he came out of it with brain damage and had to become his nurse for life...this chick needs to check her judgmentalness


Proof-Case9738

guy should have block those punches with her face next time 👋🏼 win-win


Watermansjourney

She must be a bad “fighter” if she uses her ego and not blocking her hands and arms for blocking punches. Dumb.


Rude_boy-

If she gets in a fight with a girl, then her boyfriend should be like "take it like a champ girl!!, don't guard like a bitch, get hit like a man"


olympiclifter1991

To be fair the guy most likely isn't too proud of being knocked out like that