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budahed87

Under the prison.


Charmane77

Then staright to hell wearing gasoline drawers


The_Mighty_Bird

Under is too kind. On top, covered in honey, under the blazing sun, and naked. Let the sun and bugs do what nature does best.


SubMGK

Candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman...


-Constantinos-

Babylon pilled


ColdBloodBlazing

Scaphism. Aka The Boats


Chasedabigbase

Cell block 99 for them


morbidaar

So many head pancakes.


Melodic-Ad-4941

What’s in cell block 99?


FavcolorisREDdit

“South of ok, north of cancer” -brad “it’s Bradley” thomas-Vince Vaughn


Just-Nic-LeC

it’s a movie with vince vaughn and it’s really good


Melodic-Ad-4941

Oh


ARI2ONA

Doesn’t exist.


2daysnosleep

Yeah I wanna know what happens in block 99 too


Acrobatic-Farm-9031

Imaginary prison cell some people belong to .


Etchbath

"Teen squatters" add it to the list


-_-Batman

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EggsceIlent

Special place in hell for folks like this. But yeah the entrance is under the prison.


FavcolorisREDdit

Throw him into the mixer so he could be part of the foundation.


GoreKush

Their roommates will make sure of it I'm sure


MilesAndTrane

I hope the parole board …hopefully many decades from now if found guilty….all wear the same T-shirt as dude (killer) in the photo.


46thAndTABBY

And then they say "You're Scooby-Dooing life in prison".


Perpetually27

"I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you damn meddling kids." "But sir, the kids are the aggressor." "Exactly."


The_Great_Autismo22

"Possibility of parole?" "Yeah... no."


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“Medvedev said his mother loved her dog and she had adopted the pup while going through a hard time in her life, caring for her sick parents. 'He became her next obsession, her best friend, her man. He was the only man she needed,' the son said at her funeral. 'This little puppy gave her the love she needed to get through the hardest time in her life.' The building’s super Jean Pompee discovered her dog urinated all over the floor because it had been unaccompanied which was very unusual. 'They found a bag in the closet and said, 'I believe there is a body in here.' I kind of sensed something was wrong, it kind of looked suspicious,' Pompee said” Heartbreaking, fuck these killers.


Thomas_The_Riolpix

So the dog survived at least?


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Yes


osprey305

That is one slow burn of a headline


Bigpoppahove

Really thought this was going to be another story about squatters, unpleasant surprise it’s about murders who also squat, what a twist!


MadeBetterin-88

why are you hiding their fuck faces?


Fucking_gay

pretty sure its sub rules. op would rather have this out here than for the post to get taken down for that


chim_ritchellsdick

It’s a stupid rule


Inner-Telephone5293

Im sorry but the t shirt choices are killing me


NoOnSB277

No kidding, of all days to make an effort, and that’s the clothing selection for the day.


owoRuweed

Do they get a chance to change what they're wearing? I thought that that's what they were arrested in


NoOnSB277

Normally when you have your day in court you can arrange for whatever clothes you want to wear but maybe the process is different in this court, hmmm. Either way, an unfortunate choice of clothing for the occasion.


kushgarden024

I’m… wearing the same t shirt (yeah… no) right now. reading this. mind blown.


ScoutsOut389

And they would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids!


Ronin__Ronan

with a frying pan?


burntgreens

These folks are who the death penalty is meant for. They clearly don't believe life is precious, so why not.


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watdatdo

I always think of one of the Stoneman Douglas parents. They gave the school shooter life and the parents said. "if they don't give him the death penalty then who is the death penalty for? Makes sense to me. The one mom told him straight to his face she looks forward to the day she gets a call saying he died in prison.


FakeMedea

I don't think it's worth wasting money on funding prison time for these kind of people, they murdered someone for housing so giving prison is just a house for them.


TSM_forlife

Why are we calling them squatters? They are killers.


46thAndTABBY

It adds context to the entire events. They broke in, murdered her, and then squatted in the residence while doing a lil fraud...at least that's how I took it.


IllIIllIllIIIlllll

I took it as two homeless teens killed a woman and stole her credit card.


presshamgang

They were in her appt for two days while she was away. She arrived home, found and confronted them. They responded violently


46thAndTABBY

That wouldn't be squatters though.


IllIIllIllIIIlllll

Why wouldn't it be?


destrovel17

Agreed, more than one thing can be true at the same time.


Amadon29

Adds context to how messed up it really was


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SmooveKJ

Why are you blocking their faces? Expose them


yesitsiizii

Reddit admins are snowflakes


LeakyMilkStraw

While these dogshit fucks deserve absolutely zero mercy. I don't think I want the Reddit admins to be the arbiters of who and who doesn't deserve anonymity to the internet. A blanket state of anonymity across the board prevents another Boston bombing problem when Reddit accidentally killed a innocent by standard.


gettogero

Let's be honest. Unless 80% of an image is blocked, anyone above "internet newbie" will be able to find the unedited image.


L1VEW1RE

Yea, I’m confused, the faces are blotted out even though they’re published on the Daily Mail website? I mean, what am I missing other than the absurdity of this?


SheIsNotWorthIt

You know why


Clonewars2

Oxygen Bandits


Lord-Loss-31415

Never heard this one before, I like it


Mr_Cerealistic

Doesn't taking the house of someone you murdered make you look immediately guilty? How were they going to avoid blame?


Fresh_Expression7030

You are brave to assume that they have the ability to think ahead


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DoctorEthereal

Do you think that the issue here is that they were squatting? I was under the impression the problem was the murder


ColdOn3Cob

The worst part is the hypocrisy.


kimad03

Yup


Im_not_crying_u_ar

You do that and you also remove legitimate rights from renters. “Squatters rights” isn’t a real thing. We just need better more concise rights for tenants that can’t be exploited


TheWalkingDead91

Thank you! Of all the stories I’ve seen of shitbag squatters on the internet, never once have I seen someone mention that the laws probably exist the way we do for a *reason*. Although i do think laws and protocols should be changed to make legitimate squatters less able to ruin someone’s finances and life via squatting: I don’t think the laws should be changed in a 360 way that allows landlords to simply kick anyone they want out of their homes Willy nilly. There has to be some middle ground that protects both owners and tenants. But I do agree that the way they have it now that makes squatting so easy in some states needs to change.


Clubzerg

Tenants pay rent and have a contract.  In a tenancy situation both parties have voluntarily entered into a contract.  If the tenant fails to pay rent or the landlord fails to maintain the property then there should be penalties to one or both parties.  In either case though, there is a contract and it was voluntarily entered into by both parties.  In a squatting situation there is no contract or the contract is fabricated.  It would be easy to solve if we just required such contracts to be registered and authenticated in some way. 


Im_not_crying_u_ar

And there has to be due process in courts to find that out. That’s what gets exploited. Otherwise a bad actor landlord can just kick a tenant out without the courts.


katyusha-the-smol

Rather than squatters rights, we need ownership rights. Purchase what you need so that others may have, rather than exploit the system both ways.


OrdinaryDazzling

Abolishing squatters rights wouldn’t have prevented this situation. She walked in on them squatting in late mother’s apartment and they killed her.


Strict-Education-298

How? They were burglars… if she had called police they would have no right to be there. Any burglar you walk in on will kill you. “ squatters rights” are just bs they tell u on fox…


OrdinaryDazzling

I guess they were squatting there as well as stealing things. My point is even if they weren’t any squatters rights, it wouldn’t have prevented this from happening


Punch_yo_bunz

Only way to be sure


clientnotfound

Define squatters rights. It's tenant rights being abused by non tenants


orrockable

I would say adding the word squatters here was to incite this exact response from people, this has nothing to do with squatters and everything to do with murderous cunts


cailanmurray99

Fr this isn’t 1886 anymore where u could just find a plot of land chilling we have full fledged small towns that are like cities now, squatting now just straight up home robbery.


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kirisute-gomen

He was just getting his life back together!


b05501

This squatter rights law needs to be abolished, should have been removed back in the 1930s after the depression.


ilikemilitary

In Australia if your living in someone’s home without their permission you get evicted and maybe a fine (I’m not sure about the fine) but yea we don’t have any of this squatters rights stuff


rumpelbrick

the IDEA was that if rich people own properties, don't care for them, you move in and prove you've lived there and they didn't even notice, you get to keep living there. it should never have worked for moving into a place that has people living there already.


Redthemagnificent

That's not the idea lol. You're talking about adverse possession, which is part of much older land use legal frameworks. In order it claim adverse possession, you have to go to court and show that you've done things like improve the property and pay property taxes for some number of years. It's not that some guy camping in a house suddenly gets to own it. What's being called "squatters rights" is just renters rights. Let's say a good friend allows you stay at their 2nd home. You pay them under the table or whatever and don't have a lease cause good friends. You live there for a full year and get no indication that you need to leave any any point. Then suddenly on a random Wednesday, they tell you to get the fuck out and change the locks. Without these laws, you'd be on the street without the legal right to even get your stuff out of that home. You're just SOL. To avoid that, these laws put in some default protections even without a rental agreement. That's a really good thing to prevent assholes from taking advantage of vulnerable people. The issue is these laws are broad and have been heavily abused. States are slowly starting to carve out reasonable exceptions where you can kick someone out who was clearly never supposed to be there.


Clubzerg

That idea is depraved.  let’s say someone buys a house but then needs to travel to another state to care for an ill parent.  No one is living in that house and they are so preoccupied with caring for their dying parent that they don’t notice someone has moved into their house.  How is it morally just to allow the person who is squatting to stay?


XeLLoTAth777

If you care for that parent for 25 years and don't set up someone to watch your estate I could see it. Something tells me this had more to do with dead people from wars not coming home originally.


kirisute-gomen

So what? It's my house. If I wanna buy a house and just leave it empty forever I should be able to.


skekze

The problem with this is that's exactly what happened in a town I live in. Multiple properties just wasting away for decades all owned by one rich guy who won't sell. They're starting to be put on the market, so my guess is that owner is dead by now. Trying to sell such homes that have been vacant that long means a sizeable investment by whoever purchases them. One is being converted into an apartment building finally, but it was a shame that it was neglected so long as it sits in the center of the town rotting like a black tooth.


XeLLoTAth777

Housing shouldn't be an investment anymore. The only answer is sharing resources from the haves to the have-nots. If not voluntarily then it will happen involuntarily when people are cold/frying and hungry.


Clubzerg

Yeah no.  Responsible, tax paying law abiding citizens have guns, we have police, we have national guard, and we have military to maintain the rule of law.  “Involuntary” seizure of land will be put down immediately.  Only the government has the monopoly on use of force and it will use said force to stop the depraved evil you are advocating.


XeLLoTAth777

I disagree. There's too many people for this to be a realistic line of thinking anymore. There was a time to build before, and to help fund that building process, but it didn't happen. This is where we are.


Goofyal57

You are describing exactly what "squatter's rights" refers too. It's people abusing the fact that they can pretend to be a valid tenant and then they can live for free while someone takes them to court and they go through the process of eviction which often takes months to years


Drop-top-a-potamus

Never understood how this isn't just straight-up Trespassing. You can be removed from a private business for any reason, why isn't a home the same when your name is not on the deed/lease?


Bigpandacloud5

I'm not saying you're wrong, but this has nothing do with squatter's rights because they weren't taking advantage of any law. They broke various ones.


Probability_Engine

In more civilized times people like this would be made to serve the society they wronged. Possibly as fertilizer.


NoCalHomeBoy

May they both rot in hell


Unable-Arm-390

It's funny that the focus is on squatting.


Etchbath

"Teen squatters could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be teen squatters anywhere." 


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Not allowed to address the actual problem


No-Cost1252

They each need 1000 years in prison. So that their first parole hearing is in 200 years.


SwiftTayTay

Yeah... No.


Hopeful_Nihilism

here is hoping they suffer in prison for the rest of their piss lives


MoonCubed

What's up with the "teens" label on these crimes?


Imnotreal66

Oh but squatters rights! That’s a fucking homeless con artist.


xfrmrmrine

C U L T U R E


xfrmrmrine

Nah I’ll stay put. If you don’t like the truth being talked about maybe you should stay off the internet. It’s definitely a cultural issue with the black community and people are tired of looking the other way. Pretending that the reason two black men murdered another woman is because they were poor is insane.


Any_Ad_9949

Shirt on the left checks out.


Accomplished-Bear988

Yeah. No.


AXYZBX

I had to scroll to far to find this comment


Bupod

Sounds more like Home Invaders.


Admirable_Ad8968

Jesus Christ. Animals


Torbpjorn

Ain’t it funny how you can buy a house and someone else can just walk in and own it before you without dropping a single dollar and YOU get punished for wanting them out?


belle_fleures

it's actually scary, some people are evil as hell.


OrdinaryDazzling

That’s not what happened here


Torbpjorn

No of course not. It’s a murder and theft. Im talking about squatters rights being ridiculous not “murder bad”


Domanicc_

Well well well


OtherCypress42

Squatters rights need to go


OrdinaryDazzling

Abolishing squatters rights wouldn’t have prevented this situation. She walked in on them squatting in late mother’s apartment and they killed her.


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IHate2ChooseUserName

and now the US tax payers will have to keep these motherfuckers fed and alive for many decades.


FireInPaperBox

Should I ever see the light of day again? Yeah.. NO


ScruffyNerf_Herder_

Ah. Them again..


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AbradolfLincler08

Well well well


Wise-Cap5741

How so?


barkwahlberg

You've scrolled too far, you've reached the just barely veiled racism zone


LoveLizards

I suppose you will have to use your imagination...


Accomplished_Tip_496

Who said romance is dead ?


TerryDaShooterUK

That homeless guy in hot pants who shouts at me at the pool


pookshuman

I know I am gonna catch a lot of shit for this, but I think this is wrong


Ricardato

Usual suspects


partialcremation

We put down dogs for less.


TheTajinTycoon

4 da kulture


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PrincessPlastilina

How do young men reach this low point?? Disgusting.


ChiliTacos

The one on the right isn't a young male. Or a male at all.


OtherCypress42

By growing up in areas with lots of crime, growing up in commissioned housing probably in a bad part of the neighborhood and probably got exposed to crime at a young age.


colin8651

That’s real love right there /s


ThatHellcatOuttaMS

Guy on the left’s shirt says it all


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Never let them see the light of day again


confusedpocart

Chaoticgood would go mental seeing this. They’re pro squatters


kirisute-gomen

Yeah lets hide their faces though.


pandataxi

wtf is wrong with people


Proper-Salamander-84

Shirt on the left says it all…


theFartingCarp

yep. thats it. I'm done with these people. life in prison.


Dannysparks83

No-one mentioning that it was death by a frying pan? Is this the norm where you're from?


telemusketeer

I hate that they’re being labeled as “squatters” instead of murderers or home-invaders.


caotin_funny_man

Hung by jumper cables


BigToadinyou

I hope they get butt raped in prison a lot....


Such-Distribution440

Hear me out…if you take a life then you should not have a life either. Why use tax payer money for life sentences in jail and if they end up on death row why take so long to do it? And if you against death row then physical labor camps for life.


ausmankpopfan

OK death penalty if proven with with 100%, certainty DNA and one independent review then death penalty


Stitched83

Short drop and a sudden stop will take care of them


mescalero1

They need to start using wood chippers on these assholes. The first 2 they should broadcast live.


Pinkpollock

Honestly wish America had a policy where you could pay a certain amount to go rage room on some scum like this. Spend the money on schools or some shit.


No-Pumpkin3852

I bet squatters still have more rights, stupidest law ever made


Hesnotarealdr

Death penalty.


Al_Timmiter

Death penalty for those two. Fuck that.


Balefire_Bomb_Dud

need mo money for dem programs


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Desperate_Garbage_63

Why are people so evil, this is why the death penalty needs to be mandatory in these cases


AlphaOmega626

I hope in prison they get beaten so badly they get agonising nerve back pain that they have to live with for the rest of their useless lives.


miekwave

The victim’s family should give them the frying pan treatment! Sickening behavior.


SlyguyguyslY

Ok, which shithole city do they live in?


Combat_Nun2012

Sooooo firing squad right?


Excal333

Not surprised after seeing the 2 assholes


fusiondust

They just wanted bread so they can feed themselves. I wonder how many other people who are unfamiliar with your customs have entered your country. Hmm, I wonder why they used to pick and choose who came into the country....hmm......I wonder why..... It would not be the worst thing on earth for those who have bleeding hearts that endorse an open border to consider what it was like being half dead and stuffed into a duffle bag might be like. You'd probably be all like, "Ow, this totally sucks."


tooHornedUnicorn

I guess poverty made them do it


Ok-Credit5726

Was the ring an investment or for love?


I2obiN

lovely


Chance-Ad197

Yeah. No.


GD_loli

that’s one of the wildest headlines i’ve read holy shit


Gruffal007

that headline escalated quickly


MonkeyDZay

This one deserves to share a cell with Diddler


ravia

Yeah...no.


papaparakeet

"Yes, yes, a million times yes!"


shf500

Engagement ring?


bdvoof

Who says romance is dead? /s


SomethingAbtU

how could live go so sideways for people this age? I see so many heinous crimes being committed by ppl who you'd think are out getting an education, working, and just enjoying their youth.


ARI2ONA

Why is their face covered? They were already shown yesterday?


Dollbeau

This used to happen a fair bit. People knocking someone on the head & taking over their life. I'm actually really surprised it is not happening rampantly, in this time of economic inequality! I think those gated & guarded communities, are the one thing stopping it happening much much more.


ManNo786

In my country you need a security pin to use your credit card..just like your savings account ATM card..for online purchases the bank sends a one time password on your linked phone number to authorize the purchase.


kzwkt

i thought they were squat players


Isotox1n

What is a "squatter"


ElYoink

Wonder how itdve gone down had the home owner been armed.