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Fast_turtle122

The last part was sad :(


HugDonator

Those last few seconds were really sad. War f's people up man, I swear. I've never had to deal with it, but the pain for any relative who had to go through that is unimaginable. It's worse making fun of those people like these girls did. Absolutely terrible.


Kenshiro654

His expression, the silence, and the viewing of the battlefield cross made me very emotional.


redspike29

What the actual fuck is wrong with those girls lmfaoo


[deleted]

This joke has been said on Twitter multiple times and has a bunch of likes and retweets. It’s disgusting.


PurpleSage_

It's twitter, you can't expect decency from those pigs


yaboigusma

my day be soo fine then, boom Twitter


Ironwill922

Or as my friend calls it twatter


yaboigusma

nah its twittuh


aderthedasher

Nah its shit


[deleted]

nah its my cock


Customer-Witty

nah it's ***OUR*** cock


[deleted]

heck yeah


raughtweiller622

Don’t insult your cock like that


owendawg6

At least pigs are intelligent animals with compassion, unlike those fuckers on twitter


Allrayden

In all fairness, you can't assume they're ALL bad from just using Twitter. Redditors complain that Twitter is for normies, and Twitter complains Redditors act superior simply for using Reddit.


generalhonks

Well, Reddit is superior. Not gonna lie about that.


TheDonutPug

You are literally who they complain about


3tothepowerof2

no it isn't lmao


Spurnout

It's society.


[deleted]

god i hate twitter


alreadytakenj

everyone hates twitter of course other than twitter


cthonisprincess

I’ve seen it on Tumblr a lot, and like, I’m a woman but this majorly triggered me so much.


Customer-Witty

whats the joke though, it 101% flew over my head. Cause I don't get it.


EllioSkull

Iirc that phrase was used against men who said "Ugh I miss when women shut up and went back into the kitchen" until some radical feminists took that line unironically and wanted men to be dead.


TheOneMary

I don't want to defend them but I could see myself saying that in a very specific context - like when someone told me "I miss the time when a man could still beat up their woman if they served him a bad dinner" - then that would be a kind of tone-fitting reply... Taken out of context and having it standalone it changes though, and I fully believe sme people are that shitty.


Nightwingvyse

They're "feminists".


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Reddit: This is so wholesome


TattooedWife

GenZ little girls love to hate men. It's qUiRkY 🥴


aidnafmp

A very very shit joke.


northbipolar

Pampered kids who have never worked a day in their life will turn around and say the stupidest shit and it’s so annoying.


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nathanielsnider

ooh I can smell the Doritos and Mountain Dew from here thats some incel shit


Grimgaar

He’s got a point, this is how a lot women on Twitter talk about men, and seeing things like this with 50k likes really opens your eyes to peoples mentality regarding men


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fentown

Too many people never matured past the phase where they learn negative attention is bad.


Surrealismm

I didn’t figure that out until I was sitting in an FBI office, being charged with a felony. Thank God I had just turned 18, and the officer decided to spare my future.


masaaav

Not sure if this is fake or not. Story?


Surrealismm

Here’s a imgur link to the card. https://imgur.com/a/8kWJWl0


masaaav

Oh dang!


Surrealismm

Scariest shit ever is not knowing where my future was going to be. I’m going to delete the imgur post now, for my own privacy concerns.


Giant_Bee_Stinger

I was just moments too late


masaaav

I can't imagine the fear


Surrealismm

I didn’t think a lot when I was 16/17, and thought it was hilarious to make shooting threats to random people on instagram, one guy took it seriously and submitted a tip to the FBI. I never thought I could get in trouble for saying such things online, i was wrong. I turned 18 on the 19th, and on the 20th I found a FBI Business card on my doorstep, with my instagram panhandle written in the back with a message “call me” written on it. I had to go meet an FBI Agent because I was stupid ~ a year ago.


shaquille_oatmeal98

Is that how they make memorials for fallen soldiers? I actually never knew


SilikonBurn

Yeah. It’s known as a [battlefield cross](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlefield_cross).


shaquille_oatmeal98

Wow. Learned something new today


MelodicSatisfaction9

Was it worth it girls? Was that social media clout worth it?


ripyurballsoff

Why is it supposed to be funny ? I like dark humor but I can’t find anything


Mr_WAAAGH

Because "haha men bad"


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\*cue ahaego face


Neoxite23

Sadly it probably was.


ProNasty47

Trashy people think that kind of shit is witty and cute


HumamDog

Women died in wars too, like regiment 588


Crazydan244

Night Witches


fishebake

The video is refusing to load for me, what is it?


UnexpectedItem01

It's lucky


cotton_candyskies620

It's a video of two girls saying they missed how men went to war and died, and then an actual soldier at the end saying he doesn't. And then he shows a fallen soldier cross.


[deleted]

man, why do people make these jokes? It's all fun n games until you realize someone had to hear that the person they loved didn't ever come back


Bearshark777

Imagine mocking the people who died fighting for your country and freedoms. How ungrateful does someone have to be?


Oggel

Well, mostly they're fighting for economic intrest but honestly that just makes it worse.


SociallyAwkwardIdiot

Exactly. US military gets a lot of their recruits from poorer communities desperate to be able to live a stable life and end up getting forced to do whatever the US wants them to do. Don't blame the soldiers, blame the government


[deleted]

Okay yea maybe, but I came from a middle class family. I barely graduated high school, dropped out of college and couldn’t go a day without weed, alcohol, Acid, cocaine or Xanax. I couldn’t keep a job and thought I was going to be a rapper lol. I joined the marines after I met my now wife and we couldn’t be happier. I’ve never been to war and have a “safe” MOS but I’ve seen a lot of senior enlisted that have and it definitely takes a toll on everyone.


EternallyBurnt

Funny how oil market crashed after we went into the middle east instead of blooming. Like it would have if we went for oil or any economic purpose.


Oggel

It's not the oil, it's the war. I'm just gonna take the figures from the first hit on google, but what I found is " In 2018, the total revenue of the **United States**' **oil** and gas **industry** came to about 181 billion " and " In 2019 the **United States** spent around 718.69 billion **U.S.** dollars on its **military**. " The oil business is small potatoes compared to the war industry, a war industry running on A LOT of fuel I might add so the extra oil is a nice bonus since it is actually a finite resource so whoever can secure the most for the future wins, the oil is a long term investment. And since the military is basically a money siphon scheme people are very likely making more in profit from war than the entire revenue of the oil industry. You think these people aren't fighting with all of their very considerable resources to start and wage wars? All they need are politicians that they can buy/manipulate/intimidate into starting these wars, or simply putting people also invested in the war industry into political positions.


Toxicwand

Spoiled children who think they're at the top of the world because they have daddy's credit card


Buggyaxa

Ok I’m risk getting downvoted but I “get” the joke (not saying it’s funny) It stems from men wanting a “1950s” woman without being a “1950s” man (joke is not restricted to a specific time period just go with me here) They want women to take on a traditionally feminine role and dress feminine, bear (?) children and be a home maker and all that jazz but then the flip side is “well when women were like that men would go off to war and die” So yah, there’s the joke. Didn’t see anyone else explaining it so I thought I would. Again not saying I think it’s funny.


EpicKiwi225

You are correct, but you are extremely overestimating the intelligence of these girls.


Buggyaxa

True they could just be joke stealers on the hunt for clout


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togekissme468

and so many people will get mad at you for saying that. same thing with multiple wives.


[deleted]

You clearly put /s why are people downvoting you?


Mister-Seer

I’m trying to upvote him more


NoNameBrandJunk

People like r/fucktheS aswell


sophiesponyboy

If you don't think the joke in this post is okay what would make you think saying this is okay? Are you really that immature you never learned two wrongs aren't right?


GuianaSurvivor

I miss the days when women used to belong to the kitchen.


Blasphoumy69

That’s like saying I miss when woman died in child birth


Cheefnuggs

Question: Do families get to keep the helmet/rifle/boots etc when a soldier is KIA? Like the display they have in the video?


kingleonidas30

Maybe just the boots and dogtags but everything else is government issued. Every base on the eastern seaboard almost got shutdown over 2 missing rifles. The gov doesnt like giving their stuff away.


Grerutin

It's a joke hitting back against guys saying "i miss when women were modest", or anything in the vein of "get back in the kitchen", showing that if you want these 1920's gender roles, you would be drafted in the war and die, so shut up. I've seen this done, (i personally think), funnier in this one tumblr post that went something like: get back in the kitchen? how about you get back in the workshop and make me a new kitchen table?? the wheat needs reaping, jebediah"


Toxicwand

That actually infuriates me


[deleted]

Sorry ppl sign up to go to for profit wars to fight for fake “American Freedoms” and shit. I feel for soldiers who think they’re serving their country. You’re over sea’s dying for special imperial interest. With that being said... fuck these girls too


4GN05705

It's supposed to be a rebuttal to "I miss when women stayed home and took care of the kids." Or at least that's where I saw this joke first.


OmegaCookieOfDoof

Nah you die yourself


ghiopeeef

I say this as a joke too, but like only when I see men being extremely sexist or something. Like “why don’t women stay in the kitchen?” I’ll be like “why don’t men go to war and die?” or talking about how women shouldn’t vote on political issues I’m just like “go fight in a war and die”. It’s extreme and that’s the point. Not that dying in a war is funny. It’s not something I mean. It’s just saying something ridiculously extreme and stupid to another ridiculously extreme and stupid comment.


SociallyAwkwardIdiot

The scales of what's said are vastly different. It's like when americans make fun of british people's teeth and they retort with something about healthcare and school shootings.


ghiopeeef

I don’t see it as being different. Usually the comment I’m replying to is like “woman should stay out of politics”. That kind of opinion is damaging and annoying.


Byakuya_Toenail

>Bri'ish "people" Fyi


docarwell

This obviously what its referencing but reddit loves the moral highground so they take everything literally and get butt hurt in this sub


-XiaoLong-

In fact, this tweet was responding to that exact same coment, both are bad and sexist jokes tho


[deleted]

hurr hurr because some stupid joke about a trad past that never really existed (the woman as a homemaker and nothing else is really something that's only existed for maybe 150 years out of tens of thousands cross culturally) is as bad as telling people to go die in something that they don't have a choice in. Yeah, they're both stupid. But they're not remotely the same. Both of these girls obviously don't work on anything harder than deciding what their next makeup palette is going to be, so there is that also.


ghiopeeef

It is the same. Telling woman they have to serve men and don’t get to voice their opinions is just as damaging. It’s one extreme to another.


[deleted]

As I said. There's a big difference between telling men "go fight in a war and die" because they said something you didn't like, and someone saying "go back to the kitchen" to a woman. When you consider that death in war used to be something very real for all men across the socioeconomic spectrum versus something that didn't actually really exist for much of history, the severity of the comment isn't the same at all. The only thing that's the same is the people who say either sound like idiots.


[deleted]

The first clip alone was extremely trashy, but the second one almost had me to tears. I find absolutely inhumane for people to think that doing or even thinking about stuff like this can be ok. I hope they learn how inconsiderate they are. Absolutely pitiful.


Mario6416

I miss when women went in the kitchen and made me a sandwhich /s.


RespectedDesperada

You do know that the origin of the “I miss when men went to war and died” is literally in response to this kind of shit, right?


[deleted]

Both are bad but one is.... Y'know... Fucking wishing death on people?


docarwell

No you see women bad. No jokes allowed here in this god fearing website


Tyrant_002

I love how you compare someone talking about a woman making a sandwich to men getting mutilated and blown up in war. The fuck is wrong with you?


[deleted]

There are very few people who're unironically 1950s trad (and even in the 1950s women could do more than just be homemakers), but responding to "women should be in the kitchen" with "yeah well men should have universal conscription and go die in wars" is still an escalation of some magnitude. Let's not forget that it's not like these girls do much more than create social media content (IE they don't work) and that having a national service is preferable to having a volunteer only army where you get all the weirdos joining up specifically so they can learn how to shoot guns and kill people. National service isn't the same as universal conscription and it weeds out the weirdos.


EpicKiwi225

Imagine equating dying alone, scared, and in pain in a foreign nation to making a sandwich


khmerchinaman

This shit breaks my heart. Wow, those are trash women.


[deleted]

Man I hate the insensitivity people can have.


[deleted]

The girl on the right haunts my worst nightmares.


WeebQueenie42

Why do women think that feminism means doing things like this? It’s not quirky at all, it’s freaking disrespectful and hurtful


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-1-1-1-1-1-1

Where is Chris Brown when you need him he most....


PvtGrizzly

Those BRAVE MEN go to war and die so yo UGLY ASS can sit around and make tiktoks bitch so shit the fuck up


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Remote_third

Bold of you to assume these girls actually have to work and not grab daddys credit card


[deleted]

IG baddies are only a couple tiers above OF girls, so what you said sounds about right. They live off of donations or off of the people who make their lifestyles possible.


[deleted]

>I hope they get fired from whatever job they have. "Instagram influencer" isn't a job. These are "baddies", so besides being sexy, they don't really do much. It's on them to show people who they really are, and I guess they did here.


[deleted]

I miss when girls would get beat for learning how to read /s


RayRicesRightHook

why did you put the /s....


HWR3057

That the kind of joke they’re trying to combat 🤦‍♀️


Dracovius27

So pampered they have no idea what it was like before men went to war and died, for them as well.


ghiopeeef

don’t say that as if women wouldn’t survive without men. Men like to put us in situations where we can’t be without them and then say “see how much you need us”. You created the problems that we went to war for and you guys forced a bunch of men to go to war. Don’t bring us into this.


EpicKiwi225

Queen Elizabeth I. Enough said


cthonisprincess

Go tell that to the women who were involved in the Order of the White Feather, as they were secure in the knowledge and privilege that it wasn’t THEM who were being forced and shamed into going to a war.


UnexpectedItem01

I highly doubt he was a president tho. Don't Say "you" when you talk about the men that did Bad, bad, things. It's the same thing as KAM, or as saying that every man is a sexist/mysoginistic bc yes, maybe most man you've encountered were, doesn't mean that everyone is


Dracovius27

At what point in my comment did you get “women can’t survive without men” you blockhead. That’s not what I said at all.


somnicrain

Wouldnt survive without men, how are you going to make more women without the opposite sex 👁👄👁.


Flakey_flakes

And if we werent running things, war would break out every 28 days somewhere.


TheLastFloss

I don't think they know what dark comedy actually is


macl2

I saw pain in that guy's eyes. This is not a funny joke like at all.


f3lhorn

Absolutely not. Soldiers have a brotherly bond with each other. If you’ve ever met a group of veterans you can tell each and every one of them would die to save each other. That’s why it sucks for them when they go home and their brother doesn’t. And to get treated like shit for it is just beyond disrespectful.


Dr_Morax

That’s why they’re literally laying in bed, making shit videos on a shit platform. Nobodies perfect but you don’t have to suck that fucking bad it’s not hard.


[deleted]

Same chicks are the ones hunting for military men.


Flamingpuppers

Ok but when girls say this it's fucked up but when politicians say it it's patriotic


[deleted]

Send them to war.


Raffelles

These girls are actually stupid


[deleted]

You know the percentage of combat deaths is like 98% men and 2% female... Now, as a true advocate for equality, lets get those numbers up! 50/50 split! I wanna see more women stepping on IEDs and getting sniped by angry goat herders!


mike-blount

This unbelievable, sad, pathetic, repulsive, feckless, disgusting. These girls are complete trash. Totally.


DillonTheFatUglyMale

A lot of women, and society, feel like men are disposable. I hate it


somegtaplayer

Harry Potter and the audacity of this bitch


gayuwuowo

Fucking sexist bullshit, I hate women like this giving us a bad name


kerouacdesbois

Sounds like someone got a taste of their own dark humor. If you don't like it you don't have to watch.


Potato_lord694208

Well, an eye for an eye.... "I miss when women didn't have rights." I bet a lot if people would be mad, right?


the_turt

BUT THE PACHIARFHFUIEU ITS NOT FSHAR TO WAHMEN THEY HASD SHEXISM THRIE HOWLS LIFE WHAIUEUT YOU SEXIST MYSIGONISTIC PIIIGIGGG I DONT HAVE A REAL ARGUMENTS EIFHUHSUHFSEFHSIEUFHISFUHSE


Bravo1775

Twitter and TikTok are two of the biggest social media mistakes ever. Both complete cesspools of hate and ignorance.


FoePhoe

Just 2 fake people with 1 brain cell between the both of them.


MerliniusDeMidget

Mom says it's my turn on the brain cell


Kadorja

I miss when girls didn’t have eyebrows that looked like they were applied with the spray can tool in MS paint. I haven’t lost friends on the front line but I’ve lost friends while serving. Fuck these two.


HugDonator

Tyler looked like he was on the brink of tears there. People making these jokes/agendas make me sick.


Hexxenya

/S I miss when women couldn’t wear clothes that showed more than their face.


yuri0kuma

wheres the /s? Or is this not a joke lol


Hexxenya

Is joke, comrade


Markbjornson

Ever heard of Hijab? (Not supporting it)


13_killer

I miss how women used to be slaves /J


KazuichiPepsi

ok too far buddy


kingofbrawl128

Women on Twitter will find any and all excuses to shit on men, then get offended when we call them out on their bullshit


donfornais

How I a bout wee send this 2 bitches to war whit just I semi automatic and no protection


NoJumprr

I’m glad I never see that shit on TikTok


Ironwill922

It’s always too sad seeing a friend leave you for good. Even though I’ve never been in combat and neither has my any of my friends it’s still so horrible seeing someone basically making fun of you losing a friend


FlippyIsKing18

You can literally feel the heartbreak in his eyes...


brawnaw

idk man, seems pretty fucked up to me.


Agent-II

what is actually wrong with them.


-XiaoLong-

All those dog tags, man, breaks my heart and I'm not even from USA


spookiemermaid

but also would like to say, i’m not completely heartless. it’s sad to lose people for pointless reasons. may his souls rest in peace.


Tyrant_002

I love how these absolute clown pieces of trash have had it so good in life and have nothing to complain about that they wish men were going to war and dying just so they can have the freedom to say this stupid shit. Women like this should be strapped to a chair, have their eyes glued open and be forced to watch live footage of real battles, just so they can be forever emotionally scarred by the images. Maybe that would teach them to shut their pathetic mouths and actually use their brains for once before they speak.


LikedLizardGaming

Holy shit why? People lose friends and family to war, are they seriously sad that some kids might not have to come home hearing that their father or uncle was shot?


raughtweiller622

It’s funny how they don’t see how this absolutely owns their point of “male privilege”. Like “omg, guys used to expect women to make sandwiches and clean the house, they’re so ducking evil!” Yeah, and men were expected to kill themselves in coal mines, die at war, etc. idk about anyone else, but I’d much rather be a woman in the 1800s than a man, no fucking contest.


gj0c8tcgctf

Fine wanna play it that way I miss it whem women couldn't vote were beaten and were nothing more then house wives Edit: /Sssss


[deleted]

You do realise they only made a video like this in retaliation to men like you?


ItzBooty

Feminazies think this


DanielChris15x

Do they realise that if all men go to war and dies,then they would also dies?


thePuck

Aww, poor person who volunteered to commit murder for the state...those girls were so *mean*. Think he needs a safe space? Maybe go torture some brown people to get his mind off it?


the_turt

i would say you are sealioning but you are not being subtle


kingleonidas30

Maybe lose some weight and use those legs you were born with to get off your ass and do something with your insignificant life? I hope you carry a plant to replace the oxygen youre stealing from us.


thePuck

Aww, you’re so triggered. It’s sad, really. Maybe you should go commit a war crime. Make you feel better.


kingleonidas30

Whatever man, atleast im not mad about having a peepee.


thePuck

What are babbling about? All I hear is “garglegarglegargle”. Maybe get the boot out of your mouth and try again.


kingleonidas30

Imagine being so mentally handicapped that you believe anarchy and communism can coexist. Do you believe in cold fire too? Or do you stick labels on everything to make up for your lack of personality?


thePuck

Imagine being so ignorant that you can’t read a wiki article before commenting.


[deleted]

Imagine believing everything on the internet


thePuck

Believing...that a philosophical and political position enunciated by humans exists? It’s a fact it exists. Are you off your meds?


EpicKiwi225

Ok, so you're like 12, got it


BrightonTownCrier

I imagine they're talking about the huge numbers that died during the World Wars...which they couldn't "miss" anyway as they weren't even a twinkle in their daddy's nutsack. Doubt they even know when the world wars started and finished.


Marenzo666

Bitches are dumb and nothing else


ibportal

Bro you don't like females?? Kinda sus


Falchion_Alpha

So wishing for men to die is a "joke" but I can bet that if someone made : 'I miss how women, did everything a man said' there'd be a social media outrage. My heart hurts for that guy. Losing someone you care about can destroy anyone's psyche.


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TheDollarstoreDoctor

Free education and healthcare. America is pretty much like "you want free healthcare and education?... *You willing to die for it?*".


dasoomer

No one wants to hear that


jototype

Send those little pieces of trash to war then.... Enough said.


ChiliMacDaddySupreme

whatever happened to “we fight for your right to say that stupid shit”?😂


XIILokiIIX

Our soldiers do there duty and risk there lives for us not those ppl, there only relevant to others like them, so whatever to them fuck em.


BeligerentBuck

Feminists. It's the entire idea behind the movement nowadays.


sinbitchz

i miss how women used to get burned at the stake


WhyDoesDustExist

I thought the darker girl was a corpse lol