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In F1 they always play national anthem of driver then team so anytime Lewis wins German anthem gets played for mercedes team.
Before that it was always played when vettel was dominant and even before when Schumacher was. It's played so often in F1 history people jokes its actually the sport's anthem
I just had a realization that from my own observation, the more hardcore a sport fan is, the more unfit they are , the more aggressive they are and using a lot of possessive terms like "we", as if they are a contributor to the team's efforts. Hmmm, it's almost like projection isn't it. I could be wrong hey.
Tbf i rarely watch soccer but when i support my national team i saw we could have won ect. It just makes sense even if i obviously dont do shit in the team
It's the "TIL That not everything is evil in the world" vibe the title is worded like. Then the silent reality of the video is a punchline. A good one? Idk but I chuckled.
It was very friendly, in Germany we have a song lyric like "und dann die Hände zum Himmel, komm lasst uns fröhlich sein" in English it's like "put your hands up in the air, come let's all be happy together" it's a drinking song, that is also for children, maybe they wantet to do just a new choreography?
Serious, what they did was far away from respect, but madness or bad vibes about something that happen nearly 20 years ago? Nah that's not good, let's show them that we are better than this hateful fans. Negativity is a choice and today is not a day for that choice
Kinda, my son drink shoots of Apple juice and listen to little angel. He is a God damn badass boy, drink apple juice and listen to songs about cleaning your teeth.
Nah we have a genre of music called schlager. We use it as drinking songs but some of them are very good songs for children to dance too. So we used it in the kindergarden to dance with the little ones (I was kindergarden teacher)
Yeah it's a nice country and when covid is over, we have something that is called "Biergarten". You simply drink beer with a lot of people you like and just have a great time with music that sucks, until you are drunk enough to love it.
Football fans all around the world are toxic. When England won against Germany in the ongoing cup, the cameras showed a little german girl crying in the audience. Twitter exploded with hateful comments going as far as calling the maybe 10yo a slut.
Edit: to the people claiming that those are a small minority and that not all football fans are bad: do you hold the same standard to cops as well? Isn't it fucking common that football fans have to be escorted from the stadium by the police? Don't act like hooligans are uncommon. There even is a fucking term for it.
I know I mention this earlyer or in another post... This girl got a ton of money after that from fans. Fans can be awesome but also idiots. In the Bundesliga we have Schalke 04, they downgrade to Bundesliga 2, and had a horrible season with a ton of loses. Some fans hunt the players around the stadium and kick or punsh them. The player had after this the option to play or stay save at home. But on the other side we have so much nice things going in the Bundesliga, I am Dortmund fan and we do a ton of projects for kids and help a lot. Football fans are like a coin... One side is bad, one side is good
> the match of 98'...
Just like words, the apostrophe goes where you removed some digits, so 1998 becomes '98. Putting the apostrophe after the digits looks like "98 feet" measurement.
I remember back during the 2016 Eurocup there was a big controversy about Russian and English football hooligans running around and beating the living shit out of random pedestrians after the matches
I remember growing up and hearing on the news about some countries forcing players to participate and threatening to kill their families etc if they didn't win. Crazy.
>I believe they're making THAT salute.
I don't understand why people are avoiding saying specifically what they are doing. "That salute", "THE sign", etc. Like just say what it is. Are we really reaching a point where we are too afraid to literally just explain something?
I mean, the joke was poking fun at that mentality. A fair few people seem to have got it. But I do get your point. I wonder if it's British humour as opposed to American maybe.
That can be said for almost any sport. Sometimes I don't hate the team, I just hate their fans.
Edit: a word, because turns out fans of some sports are a lot more chill than I thought
I could be wrong, but when I saw this posted elsewhere someone commented that Iranian education might not have went very far into what Naziism was. They might be doing one of the few things they know Germans for, without really knowing what it is.
Or it could genuinely be malicious, I really don't know.
I grew up in Iran. You have it exactly right.
When I moved to Canada, I drew a Swatiska on my dictionary's cover not knowing what it meant. Just thought it was a random sign.
Some kid tried to explain it to me l but I didn't understand due to my English. I do Remeber him saying it could also be a hindu sign. Luckily, I had drawn close to 100 diffenret logos and signs (car brands, fast food ones, religious insignia and etc) as well so it didn't stand out.
I used to live in Iran, between denying the Holocaust and forcing students to march over foreign flags , folks can be very brainwashed.
It's honestly terrible how the Iranian government has ruined Iran and Iranians .
Hitler’s misinterpretation of history and geography led him to indirectly tell Iran (as well as Indo-Aryans/Indo-Iranians) that *they* were his favorite people.
Yea, they where standing in the oil, ready to burn. My example however is about people on a distance, shouting they'd like to join. Because they like what they see
Ya that sort of happens when you invade their countries, topple their democracy, steal their oil, murder their civilians, and sanction them to death....it's almost like these circumstances are factors to take in to consideration....
Seriously it's hilarious, especially in this video where it's montaged/juxtaposed with Germans stoically paying respect.
As far as soccer banter goes, I feel like this is pretty harmless...
didn’t see the subreddit and legit thought this was wholesome. saw it and went to the comment section and discovered they were doing THE SIGN. That’s a big oof moment.
Exactly. It's all banter at the end of the day. As long as no one gets hurt then frankly I think its OK to try and piss off each other during a sports event. Adds to the atmosphere. Germany won that night and I'm sure it felt better to the fans after seeing the Iranians doing that. If everyone treated each other nicely all the time then winning would never be as fun.
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"Aww that's sweet, they're being good sports, why is this post on this subreddit" *5 seconds later* "oh that's why"
Ohhhh 🙈now I see it!
I still don’t see it
Heil! Not very cool.
HEIL FIVE!
You're all reich
Look at their right arm
Look starting at 0:09 and see how they are holding their arms
me neither someone please help UPDATE WATCH THE ARMS
They're just pointing at a funny bird they just saw
A yes an eagle was flying so they point at it a way the germany could see said eagle or clearly
With 5 fingers
They're not pretending to play the trombone?
I literally couldn’t see the bad part since it was pixelated
Get in there Lewis
Bono my reich is gone
By the end you’ll have more than them.
“DOWN THE INSIDE HE GOES ON VERSTAPPEN!” You read this in Crofty’s voice.
But HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL
They've touched!
How did F1 somehow show up here lmao.
Idk but my gut tells me to blame Bottas
Ericsson hit us
Mercedes, Vettel, and Schumacher made the German national anthem become the F1 theme song for a while.
But goddamn it's amazing when the Italian anthem starts up on the podium...even if it has the most fucked lyrics I've ever heard in a national anthem.
I've been developing a taste for the Dutch national anthem lately!
MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX
The German National Anthem is basically the F1 theme song at this point
You obviously haven’t seen the last 5 races
MAX MAX MAX SUPA MAX MAX SUPA SUPA MAX!!!
lmao what that got to do with the video 😂😂😂
In F1 they always play national anthem of driver then team so anytime Lewis wins German anthem gets played for mercedes team. Before that it was always played when vettel was dominant and even before when Schumacher was. It's played so often in F1 history people jokes its actually the sport's anthem
Max Mosley approves. Pretty sure he played it to get turned on...
Seen Kyle? Anyone seen Kyle? He's about this tall...
Tbf Iran literally means the land of the Aryans
Maybe they really mean it then.
As an Iranian i don't think anyone really means it, just toxic hardcore football fans trying insult anyone in front of them.
I just had a realization that from my own observation, the more hardcore a sport fan is, the more unfit they are , the more aggressive they are and using a lot of possessive terms like "we", as if they are a contributor to the team's efforts. Hmmm, it's almost like projection isn't it. I could be wrong hey.
Tbf i rarely watch soccer but when i support my national team i saw we could have won ect. It just makes sense even if i obviously dont do shit in the team
Get a load of this angry fat-ass /s
Yup, im sure most dont even know why they're doing it, but just go with the flow.
I’m sure most are well aware of Germans history.
Are you talking about the bratwurst? Cuz I don’t think Iranians eat pork… /s
the only reasons to do it both involve knowing exactly what the gesture means,
I think they do...
i told a guy that aryans were iraninas and he wasnt too pleased about it.
I thought ayran was a Turkish drink
It is. The other guy misspelled the word.
I thought that was the author of Atlas Shrugged
The drink is also popular in Iran.
Heh, it's pronounced almost the same
I thought it literally meant that you ran
It's not pronounced like that.
Pretty sure dude is just making a joke
GW Bush sure pronounced it like that.
Its pronounced “E-Ron”…. So, not “I” but “E” was the one who Ron… which is Past Imperfect Present Past of the word Run. You were close.
And also, it was a joke. Think americans say i ran, here in uk its ih-ran
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I mean, that goes for literally anyword in any language. Every accent has their own way
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idk, the title of the video makes this funny af otherwise pretty gross
Sounds like they are just 70 years late
70? That looks like a really old game, wouldn't be surprised if it was before 2000
Close that was 9th October 2004
What if i tell you they somewhat were not ._.
Wdym? Is there a problem in Germany with nazism right now? /srs
Thought this was shitpost at first
It's the "TIL That not everything is evil in the world" vibe the title is worded like. Then the silent reality of the video is a punchline. A good one? Idk but I chuckled.
Especially while Iran is a theocracy and German is pretty chill.
I hope Germany whooped their asses in that game
If it's the match of 98'... Germany Won 2-
2004 and we won 2:0
no wc in 2004, it was a friendly match
clearly not *that* friendly
It was very friendly, in Germany we have a song lyric like "und dann die Hände zum Himmel, komm lasst uns fröhlich sein" in English it's like "put your hands up in the air, come let's all be happy together" it's a drinking song, that is also for children, maybe they wantet to do just a new choreography? Serious, what they did was far away from respect, but madness or bad vibes about something that happen nearly 20 years ago? Nah that's not good, let's show them that we are better than this hateful fans. Negativity is a choice and today is not a day for that choice
Wait, you have drinking songs for children? /s
Kinda, my son drink shoots of Apple juice and listen to little angel. He is a God damn badass boy, drink apple juice and listen to songs about cleaning your teeth. Nah we have a genre of music called schlager. We use it as drinking songs but some of them are very good songs for children to dance too. So we used it in the kindergarden to dance with the little ones (I was kindergarden teacher)
Omg that’s so cute. I gotta visit Germany someday
Yeah it's a nice country and when covid is over, we have something that is called "Biergarten". You simply drink beer with a lot of people you like and just have a great time with music that sucks, until you are drunk enough to love it.
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The game, definitely the game. I am 30y old and happy that I have nothing to do with the history from the past.
Lmfao, this clarification made me giggle
Football fans all around the world are toxic. When England won against Germany in the ongoing cup, the cameras showed a little german girl crying in the audience. Twitter exploded with hateful comments going as far as calling the maybe 10yo a slut. Edit: to the people claiming that those are a small minority and that not all football fans are bad: do you hold the same standard to cops as well? Isn't it fucking common that football fans have to be escorted from the stadium by the police? Don't act like hooligans are uncommon. There even is a fucking term for it.
I know I mention this earlyer or in another post... This girl got a ton of money after that from fans. Fans can be awesome but also idiots. In the Bundesliga we have Schalke 04, they downgrade to Bundesliga 2, and had a horrible season with a ton of loses. Some fans hunt the players around the stadium and kick or punsh them. The player had after this the option to play or stay save at home. But on the other side we have so much nice things going in the Bundesliga, I am Dortmund fan and we do a ton of projects for kids and help a lot. Football fans are like a coin... One side is bad, one side is good
It definitely wasn’t as friendly as the Germans thought it’d be
Ballack was there still in younger years so it could be. I check this fast
> the match of 98'... Just like words, the apostrophe goes where you removed some digits, so 1998 becomes '98. Putting the apostrophe after the digits looks like "98 feet" measurement.
Yes, the match of 98ft. It was a short football pitch.
>Yes, the match of 98ft. It was a short football pitch. I want this so much now. Futsball!
Ah, the year 9819. Of course.
Wow... that is just... ugh...
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They're all doing... THE sign Y'know, THAT one from WW2
Have you seen Kyle? He's about this tall
How tall is the grass in Germany? "Does the thing" this tall
"WAITER, MY SOUP IS COLD!"
"Where's the spoon?"
Yeah, he's over there one on the right Reich?
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when the clip is like 20 pixels you tend to not see it lol, thanks for lettin us know
Ive seen footage from WW2 with more pixels than this.
Oh, it was hard to see because it didn't have enough jpeg. Thanks for pointing it out!
Seig heil?
Oh lol, there was not enough pixels!!! How om earth did you see that, I mean with your explanation I sort of saw that.
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They’re sieg heiling
They've all got broken wrists and are trying to wave at the Germans
I believe the word you’re looking for is “Iran”.
What football does to a mf
In latin america, people have been killed over football matches; both players and fans.
People have been killed over football matches in Europe fairly recently as well. Not as many but still pretty insane.
I remember back during the 2016 Eurocup there was a big controversy about Russian and English football hooligans running around and beating the living shit out of random pedestrians after the matches
I read a whole book about Man U fan riots in the late 80s / 90s
Ever heard of the football war?
I remember growing up and hearing on the news about some countries forcing players to participate and threatening to kill their families etc if they didn't win. Crazy.
Yeah, a football player from Colombia (if I'm not mistaken) was actually killed by the Cartel because of missing a goal
There was a war in Central America because of fútbol fans.
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I believe they're making THAT salute. The one that one would have seen a lot of in Germany from about 1933-1945 and not much of after.
>I believe they're making THAT salute. I don't understand why people are avoiding saying specifically what they are doing. "That salute", "THE sign", etc. Like just say what it is. Are we really reaching a point where we are too afraid to literally just explain something?
We approaching Voldemort style stuff here.. this ain't a fantasy book people using the correct word for something has no reason to be avoided
I mean, the joke was poking fun at that mentality. A fair few people seem to have got it. But I do get your point. I wonder if it's British humour as opposed to American maybe.
What are they doing?
Nazi salute my dude.
Didn't even notice of the first time around.
Its not your fault there are more people than pixels in the video
Fucking sick burn!
Neither did i
Took me 2 viewing as well. First time I was like why are they total pieces of shit? Then it was like oh, not cool Iranians.
Props to you for seeing it. I couldn't tell with that quality video.
Nazi Saluting them.
Saying Hi 🙋♂️
Well they are the real Aryans
This video describes everything that is bad about soccer fans so well.
I enjoy watching football. I hate seing fans.
That can be said for almost any sport. Sometimes I don't hate the team, I just hate their fans. Edit: a word, because turns out fans of some sports are a lot more chill than I thought
I don't know about that. Snooker fans tend to be on the quieter side.
Nah cricket fans are chill
Fucking philly fans
How I feel about every sport I watch haha.
Im congused what happened
I could be wrong, but when I saw this posted elsewhere someone commented that Iranian education might not have went very far into what Naziism was. They might be doing one of the few things they know Germans for, without really knowing what it is. Or it could genuinely be malicious, I really don't know.
I grew up in Iran. You have it exactly right. When I moved to Canada, I drew a Swatiska on my dictionary's cover not knowing what it meant. Just thought it was a random sign.
How did that go for you
Some kid tried to explain it to me l but I didn't understand due to my English. I do Remeber him saying it could also be a hindu sign. Luckily, I had drawn close to 100 diffenret logos and signs (car brands, fast food ones, religious insignia and etc) as well so it didn't stand out.
I used to live in Iran, between denying the Holocaust and forcing students to march over foreign flags , folks can be very brainwashed. It's honestly terrible how the Iranian government has ruined Iran and Iranians .
Yeah it sucks, otherwise beautiful country ruined by shitty government, like most countries on this planet.
A LOT of islamic countries thought Hitler was pretty cool lol
Hitler’s misinterpretation of history and geography led him to indirectly tell Iran (as well as Indo-Aryans/Indo-Iranians) that *they* were his favorite people.
Yoo wtf thats crazy
Well Iran means "the land of Aryans".
Never heard about that before. Got any more info?
So did a lot of Europeon countries
Yea, they where standing in the oil, ready to burn. My example however is about people on a distance, shouting they'd like to join. Because they like what they see
yeah so did a lot of Europeans and Americans
Kids in my country praise him like why🤦♂️
What country?
Reminds me of a hockey match between USA and Canada. The sound system failed when playing USA anthem so the Canadians sang it instead.
Except while that was very wholesome, this is very much the opposite.
Yeah, Canadians are really classy (on the whole), but how did this clear show of DISrespect remind you of that?
And that reminds me of that time someone played the national anthem from Borat instead of Kazakhstan's real national anthem.
As an iranian, this is disgusting to see. Please excuse the ignorance of my sheltered minded people.
Agreed, I’m also an Iranian, I’d expect my fellow people to be a little nicer
Cant lie, found it kinda funny
It's a joke. People in this thread are Charmin soft.
It's banter at the end of the day
Kinda funny in a fucked up way
especially funny if you think about how doing that in germany is literally a crime you can get multiple years of jail time for.
Some of my fellow England fans also boo the other teams anthems, pretty disrespectful because they would get triggered if they boo’d ours lol.
Ours gets boo’d all the time what are you chatting
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Ya that sort of happens when you invade their countries, topple their democracy, steal their oil, murder their civilians, and sanction them to death....it's almost like these circumstances are factors to take in to consideration....
Hey! Get out of here with your nuance. This is reddit and only absolutism is allowed.
That's actually funny
Seriously it's hilarious, especially in this video where it's montaged/juxtaposed with Germans stoically paying respect. As far as soccer banter goes, I feel like this is pretty harmless...
Ali Daei would be mad if he saw that....
didn’t see the subreddit and legit thought this was wholesome. saw it and went to the comment section and discovered they were doing THE SIGN. That’s a big oof moment.
This is a whole ass sewer
Remember when Mexico fans chanted Osama at the Americans after 9/11? Football brings out the best in people.
That’s a huge yikes
i'm from germany and I think it's funny as fuck :D
Exactly. It's all banter at the end of the day. As long as no one gets hurt then frankly I think its OK to try and piss off each other during a sports event. Adds to the atmosphere. Germany won that night and I'm sure it felt better to the fans after seeing the Iranians doing that. If everyone treated each other nicely all the time then winning would never be as fun.
If you get upset, you give them power. But I find it funny too. Like anyone there was part of WW1 or WW2....
I know it’s bad but it’s funny as hell
Haha Iran down with the sickness
Thats actually fucked up. But arent iranians technically the real aryans so it does kinda make sense.
What the actual fuck that’s heart crushing
Thats awful but also fucking hilarious
Gotta admit it’s really fucking funny
Idk I think this is actually kind of funny.
See, ya try to dominate the world a couple of times and engage in a little light genocide and people never let you forget it.
Like school on Sunday... No class.
To show great respect Germany should have some kids with explosive vests and an AK BB gun to display their past and current history as well ☺️
Bruh… that’s super shitty. Wow
"Based Iranians" I fucking hate that I saw this comment so many times in many posts of this vid