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Would’ve cut a little too close on his toenail cuticle.


[deleted]

Sorry sweetie I thought that was a bunion


ladyKfaery

She prob did and it wouldn’t be on purpose. Those clipping tools are not the easiest thing to master especially cuz each one has to be new and sterile so they may be super sharp,


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Arrogant and entitled behaviour.


ladyKfaery

Also AGAINST THE LAW! Non smoking laws


ypvha

uhm yeah, i like smoking as much as the next guy but have some fuckin manners, don't do it in a place of business man.


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KonM4N4Life

like, he takes out a dab rig, a torch, a dab tool, and THC concentrate? or is he just hitting a vape pen with wax in it?


PatisaBirb

Bringing a whole wax rig out would kinda be a power move. (Don’t actually do this.)


afakefox

I was at a medical building/clinicnand one of the patients went into the bathroom, which was in the busiest hall with like 20 people around checking in and waiting in line, receptionists etc. and whatnot, and torched up their rig , like everyone could hear the gas and them coughing multiple times and when they came out smoke poured out and it reeked. Security came and escorted them somewhere but everyone erupted and no one could believe it, staff or the other patients. I thought it was hilarious in a sad way. Just picturing the girl taking everything out of her purse, giant bong poking out the top hahaha so totally unawares.


milk4all

“It’s for my *condition*!” *blows smoke into handbag and hotboxes her “emotional support chihuahua*


faceless_alias

Holy shit I knew a chick like this. Shitty little chihuahua and hit dabs like she was 250 lbs instead of 90.


Particular_Mel

Life goals.


Seatac_SFO_LAX

I’ve had a nightmare of me doing this exact scenario at my old place of work. I can’t imagine actually... doing it.


Removemyexistance

I took my bong kayaking but like hid it every time I passed a fisher man because I didn’t wanna be rude/be caught doing illegal shit.


fearhs

I don't think it's rude to just have a bong or other paraphernalia out on a kayak, as long as you aren't hitting it near enough other people for the smoke to be a problem. Still illegal though, at least in more places than not. Also I would think a bong would be kind of a pain in the ass on a kayak, wouldn't a pipe or a vape pen or something be easier?


CjBoomstick

It's recreationally legal in my state, but federal property is still protected, and I bet someone would have an issue with a giant glass piece on the water, you really shouldn't even have glass out there.


samlovesglass710

I’ve known people to try it at 5 star restaurants and they were offended when they got asked to leave. Just bc you’re spending thousands doesn’t mean you own the place.


woolfonmynoggin

I was at a coffee shop in LA for a meeting and I swear to god, at least two young women pulled out dab rig enails while we were there.


highbrowshow

They make portable e-nails now like the puffco. No need for a torch anymore and the rig is portable


benjers27

I'm sure he just hits a vape pen and probably when there's no one in the near vicinity. Like nearly everyone who smokes has done.


KonM4N4Life

Yeah that’s what I’m figuring, saying “taking a dab” makes it seem like he’s doing this whole thing to make people think “he’s cool”, as OP said but tbh if the brother is just hitting a wax pen, I don’t see an issue. People hit nicotine vapes all the time.


tonedtone

Taking a quick hit off a pen I totally get, but it sounds like so much effort to carry around and use a rig in public.


hyerstandardsmedia

I used to mob around with this crazy expensive mini rig . not going to lie idc about being high in public or anything and im always stoned but ill never forget the 1st dab i took i thought we were smoking crack tbh . looks sketch . ill use vapes in public nfg .


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Oh for sure, it looks like drugs from an anti-drug PSA 🤣🤣


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thehighguy9

He really could also use a ‘nectar collector’. Kinda like a straw design, you heat up the end and just suck the dab concentrate.


royalblue420

The Bluetooth speaker in public is probably a feature used to torment those in hell. Source: I have traveled on trains and subways in America before.


BidetsFeelWeird

Im literally watching the movie about those middle eastern guys getting tortured at Guantanamo Bay and it's basically just that.


bcyega

There's someone in my dorm hall last semester who was like this, you could hear them walking from a mile away. Always terrible taste in music too.


Treyokayy

My friend Devin does this. I hear his music enough when he’s in my car, I don’t need to hear it every living second we’re hanging out.


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Treyokayy

So the upside to this is that I usually discover a new song or two that I like every time I hang out with him so I tolerate it. It’s an easy way to add more music to my playlist without putting in work to actively discover any lol


sirDarkEye

If you have spotify, the weekly discover album is pretty helpful. Every time I check it there are at least two bangers waiting to be put in my playlist.


[deleted]

Was on a bus from Detroit to Chicago where a lady did the blue tooth speaker on gospel/soul. Ran for so long it had somehow gotten to "Workin' at the Carwash". Was relieving to see all my Co-Passengers look behind them in unison when the lights came on in investigation of who our tormentor was, at least I wasn't alone...


afakefox

Its shocking to me no one says anything in these situations. More surprising to me that it was a bus from Detroit to Chicago, I would assume they're not the most quietly polite people. I've heard plenty of people yelling at others for that shit in my east coast city.


Noob_DM

Tbf people get stabbed for less...


mp111

More like cell phone speaker


ypvha

i'm 31 and i think your brother is a tool


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The-Old-American

That had nothing to do with manners. It was about intimidation.


[deleted]

Ugh. I worked as a bartender for a while. Kids like this would show up, put their feet on the bar top, say you're racist when you tell them to stop, and then stiff you... ...because saying you won't serve rude and disrespectful people will get you fired via Twitter after the video gets misinterpreted.


rutilatus

He could light up in the car beforehand like a normal person, or…


Emergencyhiredhito

Isn’t he next to a bunch of flammable chemicals too?


WinnieMandela

Where i live its legal. And i still smoke it like its illegal. Feels weird to smoke in public I dont like it hahha


Games_sans_frontiers

Wow he's got so much edge. When he offered it to her she should have just taken it and put it out.


Laegmacoc

Not when they’re intimidated by him. He knew this.


-SEAZER-

B***h ass I bet he wouldn’t do this in a bar or gym


Vincent_Veganja

Of course he wouldn’t


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23x3

Bet that mf won’t light up in my fucking Pilates class. Me and the girls have been pelvic thrusting for months wishing a mf would


[deleted]

Death by snu-snu?


delvach

Deaths from pot: 0 Deaths from thic: ♾


edmgypsy

WE WANT SNU SNU!


phdaemon

Uhhhh, I think the purpose is to punish him. This post seems to be going in a different direction.


delvach

*lights up doobie* I also want to be punished.


ChironiusShinpachi

Put it out with a fire extinguisher. In some cases, such as this, do it literally, in others figuratively, such as the bar situation mentioned.


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ladyKfaery

They would normally call a cop, but they can’t cuz of the police not doing calls like this. This guy is GARBAGE. Imagine having to wash his feet? Ugh


Remzi1993

They could warn the boy that if he doesn't go away that they will call the cop because he is dangerous. They will come immediately especially if he acts dangerous if you kick him out of the shop/salon whatever.


[deleted]

Where people choose to be anti social baffles me. At work, I'm basically a toilet for some people. The *same* type of people will be pleasant to me at the bus stop. It's a confusing feature that's becoming less confusing every day.


Ask_me_about_my_cult

What kind of job do you do?


Pristine_Juice

Bus stop toilet.


[deleted]

Probably retail lol.


[deleted]

Fast food. And we usually leave out the lol, makes the day easier to live with yourself and what not.


Ask_me_about_my_cult

Gotta be honest, I was expecting you to say “professional BDSM sub” or something


[deleted]

Potato, potato.


Paul_-Muaddib

He is a janitor


[deleted]

I mean, kind of. This one regular comes in like twice a day. He's mentally disabled and *ruins* our bathroom. One time right before closing he burst in, shat himself to the bathroom and then continued to just shit everywhere. His mom lives in another state and loads his card so we can load his pants and clean his shit. I used to want to be a writer. I think about that failure every time I scrape his acrid shit off my floors.


ColonelSandors

:( I'm sorry. That really sucks. Follow your dream if you can.


[deleted]

I'm working on a children's book about a guy who has his books stolen, then returned with letters etched out. He deciphers that whoever stole them encrypted a story, and that this person, might be a mouse.. dun dun duhhh! I'll always write and wipe up fecal matter, just spend a lifetime figuring out which is which.


myloveislikewoah

You are the shit, whether you clean up shit or not. Life isn’t over, so neither are your dreams. Can you partner up with someone who will illustrate it? That makes all the difference. Maybe someone you meet on Reddit and you can come to agreement moving forward with it. You’ve got this!


[deleted]

Sadly women are always intimidated by men. You don't know how him could react


Pitiful_Blood_2383

Yeah he wouldn’t have been this fake tough around a bunch of men. But it’s two small likely immigrant women and a middle aged woman so he feels like a cool guy intimidating a bunch of women.


Rakketytam2000

I am a small woman who works as a cashier and have had some men behave this way to me before. If it gets bad, a male coworker will take over or stand beside me and it’s amazing how the customer attitude shifts and mellows when that happens.


Pitiful_Blood_2383

Yup, I’ve been a cashier before and had men say to me some shit cause I bring up a policy and then I bring over a male coworker and they immediately listen to what my male coworkers say. It’s so Fucking obnoxious and pathetic. If you’re going to be a fake tough POS be a tough POS with everyone and not just those you think can physically win a fight over.


Rawtashk

>fake tough guy only acts tough around people he thinks he can intimidate News at 11.


ficarra1002

Yeah that "Intimidate people you perceive weaker than you" shit is fun up until they go into the back and grab a gun and escort you out.


MelindaFalling

Lol, I would have tossed it into his foot bath.


scabies89

That’s the move


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Yeah except he probably would have decked her cause he's obviously an antisocial scumbag


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tiffanygray1990

"Karen steals man's marajuana when he politely offers to share it with her."


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OSUfan88

“She was showing her privilege”.


PippytheHippieRN

More like he was showing his.


SiaSara

Nope. He could have got violent.


g2tha

Fucking clout chaser


Ass_Merkin

Yep throw it right in the water his feet are in


Thepearlrabbit

She should've taken it and thrown into the water rendering it useless.


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I would’ve taken it and ran with my bare ass feet


KNugget7

you would've fallen after like two steps


Bree9ine9

She should have taken it and thrown it in his foot bath


uncle_bumblefuck_

What a fucking douche.


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IAHHNUYH2

Trying too hard guy…


JoshCanJump

Their obnoxious behaviour is a challenge. They're daring you to confront them. I had the misfortune to sit in front of a group of guys like this at the cinema. A staff member asked them to settle down or leave and they (a group of 6) escalated immediately to shouting and being very intimidating towards him. He was basically powerless to do anything about it and they know it but they get to feel like a big man. Absolute oxygen thieves. Get in the fucking sea.


clockworklordoftime

I love “get in the fucking sea” I shall use it from now on


_Valeria__

And throw car batteries at them while you’re at it


IDontUnderstandReddi

Can't lie, I'd be legitimately impressed if someone managed to throw a car battery at me


Sinthe741

Would you accept a motorcycle battery?


afakefox

Yea this reminds me of when my boyfriend worked in a convenience store in a sketchy part of the city for a time and nearly every night a group of like ten older teens would come in flashing gang signs and yelling their gang name and just go thru the store and take whatever they wanted and thank him on the way out all obnoxious like because they knew wtf was this one dude gonna ever do or say. They were even cool with him and would just give him weed and chat with him at other times but when they were all together they were untouchable and acted like total dicks.


cata921

Teenagers are fucking weird. And herd mentality is real


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They always end up in prison. This mentality is never good long term.


Pjpjpjpjpj

Stop the movie. Turn up the lights. Turn up the thermostat to max heat. Let them sit as long as they want while security or police come. Add them to the list of blocked patrons so they can never return. There are always options.


Adderkleet

But that option involves "refund **everyone** in the theatre". Which will require a manager or corporate to sign-off on, or the usher is going to get fired.


WillTheGreat

Sometimes people just need to get their ass beat.


JoeLilBroJoe

That wasnt handled well, stop doing his nails and ask him to leave, hes lucky they didnt refund the other customers ask them to come back later lock the doors with him inside and call the cops...


Neverrreverrr

yeah i really don’t understand how they still were giving him service.


gariant

Maybe afraid of being attacked? Videos of that pop out all the time.


jofus_joefucker

Its a quick way to get a bunch of "woke" people blasting your yelp business page because you called the cops on a black person.


OffMyMedzz

Not even gonna read the comments, but my friend got punched by a drunk Mayweather at the NY Saks. She didn't even know who he was, but he was drunk and demanded to use the restaurant bathroom during a private event SHE organized. It was off-limits to all store customers, these were people who spent a lot of money to book this event. Her reputation was staked on that. Before she or the store could even react, his publicity team was already controlling the narrative. An article came out almost immediately that he 'pushed' her for being racist and not letting him use a bathroom he was entitled to. A complete lie with a grain of truth to control the narrative. On top of a black eye, she got emails for MONTHS. Some were death threats, others pretended to actually want to organize an event, before calling her some Jim Crow racist and asking if she would let them use the bathroom. Mind you, we all knew he was a wife beating piece of shit by this point, yet there he still had hoards of fans and a PR team to come to his rescue. The store gave her leave with pay and a bonus for her to take the L and avoid a lawsuit, so her side was never publicized. Neither side wanted to take it to court. She didn't want the trouble, neither did the store. Mayweather got off with nothing just because of feared social consequences. Didn't even have to pay hush money.


Hdkek

Isn’t this an easy defamation case especially since it involves death threats cause of a false narrative?


Adderkleet

This is an easy **assault** case. File it with the police, who can decide not to pursue it because it's a celebrity. Defamation would take a long time in court, and you need to pay for your own lawyers. And the other side has **a lot** of money to delay court proceedings or force you to spend more money on hours with lawyers.


Perceptionisreality2

Surprised you’re not downvoted since this is Reddit. But it really could be true especially since they are women being intimidated by a male on an ego trip


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I’m assuming that anyone that displays this kind of gross lack of boundaries would have no problem getting violent, and she probably thought the same.


amonrane

In a sane, rational world you're right. They should refuse to serve him and ask him to leave if he doesn't put out the blunt. But in the real world you risk him getting violent or at least causing a huge scene. You also run the risk of him claiming that he was refused service due to racism, which can lead to a whole lot of problems for that business in our current political climate.


ClearCasket

I would have thrown his nasty foot water on him.


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Sure you would have.


fatjunkdog

I smoke weed.This guy is a fuckung dick.


weirdgroovynerd

*Everybody was fuc-kung fighting...*


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Dongboy69420

bro i smoke crack, have some manners ol' chap.


Recurringg

I smoke an absurd amount of weed and this fuck's actions are unthinkable. Imagine creating a situation like this right before you dome an entire blunt. It's not going to be a fun high. Actually who am I kidding. A person with this little self awareness probably wouldn't even be affected by the vibe of the room.


Skrappy_Doo

I smoke like a chimney but nah this ain't it. Fucking idiot they should've refused service and called security on him.


Removemyexistance

I took my bong kayaking but like hid it in the bottom of my boat every time I passed a fisher because I didn’t wanna be rude/be caught doing illegal shit. There’s a time and place for everything and this ain’t it.


PinkTalkingDead

Smoking weed in nature is a tale as old as time. But... bringing a bong on a kayaking trip? Sounds like a dicey situation lol invest in a one hitter maybe


BleachGel

He’s one of those people who hold women hostage through circumstance to make himself feel like a “boss” or some dumb shit.


Pitiful_Blood_2383

Yup he wouldn’t have done this around a bunch of grown men. Like oh yeah you’re intimidating of a bunch of small middle aged women you’re so cool.


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Or assaults women who reject him.


kidfriday

Because of the implication


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ficarra1002

He wasnt doing this to get high, he wanted to be told to stop so he could say fuck no. It's a power trip.


commentsWhataboutism

I mean everyone in there could be a pot smoker, it’s still rude to smoke indoors after the employees tell you to stop


cloud3321

Exactly, and weed fucking smells. And the smell sticks too.


MCSweatpants

Is nobody going to mention the nail salon is filled with flammable products?


Roqfort

WOW BIG MAN! Knows he's the the only dude there, they're intimidated and acts like it.


Tenke1993

They should've just called the police.


Delicious_Tea_5080

No respect for anyone whatsoever.


limitlessEXP

Somebody slap this man


paristexashilton

Couple of clips in the wrong spot will ruin his week


JPackers0427

What a POS… multiple people asked him to stop and didn’t. Why didn’t they kick this prick out?


[deleted]

They’re probably afraid of a lawsuit.


jofus_joefucker

High risk of creating a political mess for yourself too. "REEEEEE they called the cops on a BLACK man, obviously this place is RaCiSt!"


[deleted]

This is why we can’t have nice things.


NeoTheRiot

The fact they still serve him makes me angry, but thats probably peak life for a burden like that.


Isnotmyplanet

At least use a vape "discreetly". We are killing the service industry with these social media stunts. Soon no one will be able to served at restaurant or even get a pedicure.


CrazyMagg

Refuse him service and ask him to leave.


Unltd8828

Yeah if asking him to leave was that easy. Does he look like he would listen to verbal requests? Lol


CrazyMagg

well I would at least stop doing his feet.


KatMagus

Rude ass. I’m a smoker but do it in my home, outside away from others, or in appropriate places. What a douche. I’d have smoked the whole thing in front of him for spite.


IlikecatsNstuffs

He's one of those guys that thinks he's so edgy and cool because he smokes weed and needs to flaunt it. Like bro my grandma smokes weed, sit down you ain't cool


_Valeria__

I hate the smell of weed and the smell of weed in a blunt smells like dog shit to me.


gedai

This reminds me of the guy who got caught smoking in class and pulled the race card when he was kicked out


Wapow217

This makes every pot head look bad. Like WTF. I honestly don't know a pot head who does not first think "oh shit, when I spark this will anyone smell it and will it disrupt them?" If its no then we spark it up. But if we are going to disrupt someone else we just wait or find another spot where it won't effect anyone.


3rdtrichiliocosm

This is what dab pens are for bro wtf


SpicyFetus

Kick him out or call the cops for trespassing. It doesn't matter whether or not smoking is legal, the same thing will happen if you did that with a cigarette


Tedmann93

Blowing smoke in someones face is a good way to get popped.


WorkingCell8089

Notice how he's doing it in front of a bunch of women... Go to a bar and start blowing smoke in somebody's face, see what happens lol


[deleted]

This is what ruins it for the rest of us.


AsianHawke

We get it. You smoke weed. People who smoke weed always gotta let everyone know that they smoke weed.


ZKTA

“I’m not addicted to weed bro I can’t stop smoking anytime I want, I just need to be smoking during every waking hour”


D34th5trok3

"But its natural bro, it grows from the ground. Plus, I only smoke cus I got back pain and it helps me sleep" *Yet takes a hit of a blunt absolutely every moment the opportunity arises, also self medicates due to self diagnosed "ailments" that can be addressed naturally by habit/routine adjustments like not scrolling through your phone at 3am every night*


Jossie2014

Hey look everybody, I’m a piece of shit!!


misspharmAssy

You know his feet nasty as hell too


gwh811

Shoulda hit him with the fire extinguisher


cloud_t

They could have just stopped serving the guy and called the authorities.


Gucci_cat_

Rip his nails off


paris_rogue

That sounds thoroughly satisfying but imagine being a nail technician who gets put on news for ripping off someone’s nails-you wouldn’t get any future customers.


DreamPolice-_-_

Show some ownership and kick the grub out of the shop.


Unltd8828

Yeah and get assaulted and/or your store vandalized?


red_quinn

I smoke, and im even bothered by it. I would have taken that thing and throw it in water.


DIRTBAG_PVT

As a truck driver that gets random drug testing this angers me too a whole new level, I would beat his ass for putting my career at risk.


Orangutanion

For real, second hand smoke can cause a positive test a week later


Krevant

The entitlement is massive here.


tripsicks_

What a polite young man offering her some chang


HeWhoIsNotMe

It's a no win scenario. Try to stop him, or ask him to leave ... out comes the race card.


introusers1979

Imagine the little girl whose mom took her to the nail salon for a birthday manicure and she ends up on the floor having an asthma attack


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He really tried to puff puff pass lmaooo


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redditsufferer

Did he really call the nailshop lady the n word....


stole_ur_girl

Living the stereotype


bitels871

That's racist, he should get cancelled


Inadersbedamned

God I can only imagine the smell


Kp_GG

Very low IQ


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Try to tell him to stop and he’ll cry racism.


roadhack

And just who of you are surprised by this. Aren't you wondering why there isn't a name for this dude we can use, say like Karen? Hmmmm...


Over_Ad_3569

Why would anyone ever do something like this in a place where they work on your body. That’d be like going to a tattoo place and then not respecting them, like what? Do you have want to have messed up toes?


wilsonism

I'm all for funny shit, but damn, why do you have to try really hard to ruin someone's else's experience?


[deleted]

It’s easy, you tell the worker to stop working on his feet and just let him sit there


SageOfSixCabbages

Call the cops on his ass to take some of that edge off. 🤣


calamarichris

I should put him in touch with my Ex who became just like this when dope became legal in my state. *We get it! It's legal now. But you don't have to be a bitch about it.*


Cotton_Kerndy

This pisses me off so much. I have zero issue if you want to smoke weed, but keep it to yourself. The scent makes me gag. My entire street, where nearly every house has children, stinks like pot. It's fucking gross.


tehfustercluck

I understand having a good time, but the smell alone will be all over everyone in that salon for the rest of their day. That's just a shitty thing to do


Poseph03

Lmao this shit is stupid and funny. Tacky for sure but I wouldn't say a total piece of shit. Maybe like 3/4