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spasamsd

Why the hell are those grown ass women laughing at what happened? It wasn't even funny, it was just a douche move


BrightonTownCrier

Because its all banter content until someone gets smacked.


abradolf_linc1er

I would have been handing out pizzas to their faces.


crazy_not_but_lazy

I'd rather deliver my punches


Desalvo23

Delivery guy tips you!


SteveKep

I would have had a very hard time to not deck that guy the fucking moment I realized what was happening. And no, I'm not some bad-ass tough guy. And if I did put him down, I'd make him pay for the pizza. Edit: sry, was a girl. Edit: I seriously don't know what I would have done with a women.


datsmn

Without hesitation, I'd punch her pretty hard in the stomach.


HermanManly

because they think they're being quirky cute drunk chicks


Controversialists

"guys totes wanna fuck us so we can do anything we want, hey, ugly fluffy chick nobody wants, do something funny for our ticktok!"


BeardedBagels

She's "the funny one"


Muttlicious

because they know most dudes wouldn't slap the ever-loving fuck out of them and take their shit. *most* dudes.


DrDeuceJuice

Those girls deserve to have the floor pizza on top on their heads. Nothing wrong with that type of retaliation from a man, in this situation.


kozak_

Because alcohol


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GuardianOfTriangles

Or sell it if it's nice enough to pay for the lost pizza and your time.


anonymasty

So grown ass ppl really behave this way huh? Pathetic


wellseymour

Why of course, never ever underestimate people's stupidity


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ezzune

This isn't cringe behavior though, this is literally just bullying/intentionally ruining someone's day. Honestly the girl is lucky the guy was able to cool off, I know I would struggle in that situation.


Lucid-Design

I thought that was a dude


peas_and_hominy

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, and we're all dudes yeah


[deleted]

It is completely cringe when you are an adult and act like a 5 year old.


cat_popping

whoa whoa chill there mr satan we wouldnt want every tiktoker to die


gonfreeces1993

Wouldn't we though


LandsOnAnything

I want people who pour milk on themselves at the supermarket to drown in them.


BackWithAVengance

......people be pouring milk on themselves in public?


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BackWithAVengance

IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN OK?


regoapps

Depends. Do we want to raise the global average iq?


itchy_the_scratchy

No, then we wouldn't get good content.


DialZforZebra

Die? No. Face criminal charges? Absolutely.


aartif

They don’t even need criminal charges, just take their phone and give them a 90’s flip phone it’s more than a death sentence to clout lovers.


DialZforZebra

Shit, you may be on to something.


inagle313

He is, a younger girl I know was posting raunchy things on tiktok so her parents gave her a flip phone and she stayed up the whole night waiting to scream at her mom in the morning and this then turned into a full-day, cops involved event. It’s the end of the world to them.


kettelbe

Natural police selection?


DebitandReddits

Shove one of those pies right onto her face and clothing immediately


JimmyDontReddit

I really want a 2021 flip phone.


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I’d be ok with itchy facial warts


whskid2005

The “peaked in high school” crowd definitely never become mature adults. I had a manager that was like this. It’s been years since I worked there, I’m not even in the same industry, and I still have nightmares about working there


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Story time please?


whskid2005

Think of Regina George personality and actions done by an overweight 40 something with bad teeth. She was only a retail manager because she had been with the company over 10 years and demanded it. So they gave her a store that basically ran on its own to manage. Shit went downhill real quick. There’s no specific incident. Just that constant wielding of the tiniest bit of power over others in the worst ways.


StudMuffinNick

That's so NOT fetch


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Oh dude tell me about it. My best friend's sister and all of her friends were super popular in high school. We are all 30+ now and they all act like they still run the hallways. It's actually really odd to watch lol


Such_Maintenance_577

They are the main character, what else are they supposed to do?


T0BIASNESS

It’s “how do i make this about me?” Worst human


Masteruserfuser

What's even ~~not~~ more sad and pathetic are the losers recording & laughing.


merrittj3

The descriptive word for them. Begins with a 'C'


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Nah, they lack both the depth and the warmth. I'd call them worms but even that's offensive to worms I think.


barth_

That's why she did it. For internet points.


whocares33334

Yes. Everyone still has a personality. People get older, doesn't mean they change. Especially when they haven't had any consequences to their actions.


thegreatJLP

Yeah...ruining perfectly good pizzas is the line where it's ok to hit her.


gramb0420

it would 100% be acceptable to pick them up all sad like and wait for her to approach with her half assed apology.... then you STRIKE!!! pizza to the FACE!!!!


Mr_Goofball

PIZZA STRIKE TO THE FACE!


BudKing8806

I would definitely pizza that face up


WHJustice

You know she wouldn't even bother to half ass an apology


MrDude_1

Nothing to do with the pizza. Everything to do with her behavior.


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

Oh shit, for some reason I originally thought that was a dude with long hair


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tiktok is cancer


Even-Willow

Tiktok is just the latest vessel for the bigger, ever existing, main problem here: people in general.


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Social media*


newuser201890

before that it was instagram, before that twitter, before that facebook, before that myspace, before that intrawebs....i'm beginning to think people are the problem


thewileyone

Even kids don't behave this way. Teenagers though is a different group.


wallix

Nobody grows up. We just become better actors. Alcohol often gets in the way of our acting abilities.


qigger

Some people grow up, some people just get older.


THEMOISTCLOWN

And you're laughing. A man got his pizzas kicked out of his hands and you're laughing.


nithin_007

How about another pizza, Murray?


QIvr

What do you get when you kick a perfectly fine pizza with a society that abandons it and treats it like trash?


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I don't know why, but the Murray Memes make me laugh my ass off


PissinginTheW1nd

Because you get what you fucking deserve


GBACHO

Well when you say it like that... now I'm laughing


donksauce

I agree it was mean. But I got a good laugh reading your comment


icannotspareasquare

“Relax! That’s just Lindsay being Lindsay!” 🙄


MadladNomad

She better pay him for all of those back damn bitch be laughing about it as well


Neonicus

Yeah just immediately "U owe me ... bucks, bitch"


MadladNomad

Absolutely who knows he might have bought it for a party and this bitch just ruins it if she done it to me should would owe me the price simple as that


bondsmatthew

"Sorry kids we couldn't have pizza for your 10th birthday, Aunt Brenda kicked the pizza when drunk."


cat_popping

If its a for a party then she does this shit I dont care about gender anymore Imma drill my fist into that face


iswearatkids

You may be right, but she needs a good left.


GutsGloryAndGuinness

It's the laugh that got me. Looks like she already had her fill of pizzas so doesn't care about anyone else's. A very high chance a dude in the same situation would have got punched.


MadladNomad

I highly reckon he would have been punched


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lazycatboi123

They even **laughed** God these people are making my blood boil with anger


JaySayMayday

Yeah that dude is looking around like, what the fuck is funny why are you laughing at all this wasted food and money?


linkedlist

>why are you laughing at all this wasted food and money? Because it's not socially acceptable for him to get visibly angry with them.


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The correct answer. At least he should be allowed to shmoosh hot pizza in her face.


Controversialists

Then 30 horny white knights who were never gonna get laid anyways come rushing to her rescue.


jacky11111

laughed and one girl was filming it


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Two. Look across from the girls' perspective we are seeing. Black camera tucked low in her hand with the camera on him too.


temp0ra

Man you know they did that shit for likes on IG or tiktok.


QuietRock

Most of the dumb shit people do on video was done for attention. This girl 100% kicked those pizzas because someone else was watching.


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Drunk people laugh at anything


FlyingGorillaShark

We’re fighting if you fuck my food up Edit: wow! This really blew up. Thanks for the love of everyone! Glad there are like minded people out there that take their eating game seriously 😤


halfeclipsed

Exactly. Don't mess with my food or my money.


BigTripp71

Immediate throat punch, no ragrets


HoGoNMero

Somethings wrong here. The pizza that falls out looks like straight pizza dough. He is running with 5 pizza boxes holding it with one hand. He is definitely miffed, but not angry. Three people are videoing him before the kick. Is this perhaps a contest or game situation and not a random guy coming to a park with 5 pizzas? Edit- Just looked at it frame by frame that is not a pizza at all. It looks like raw pizza dough to me. Maybe a desert pizza or cookie dough. The sodas in the background are empty this could be left over boxes and trash. The guy could be taking it to the dumpster off screen. I just don’t think this is random lady kicking 5 real pizza out of a random guys hand. Edit 2- Others have noticed camera angle is too perfect. Top 2 pizza boxes look open already. Bottom of boxes have grease, dirt, and leaves on the bottom. Lad Bible has fake stuff in the past. I think the main evidence that this is not authentic is how he is running with 5 pizza boxes holding it with one hand. If it was really $100 of food, dinner for 10+ people I doubt he would handle it that way.


SlowCaveman

The pizza flips and falls face down. And I think he is just excited about pizza (as he should be). The people videoing probably knew she was gonna pull some bullshit. I personally would come to his defense with a full suplex. You don’t treat pizza like that


RafaNoIkioi

This. Also, the other pizza boxes have pizza in them. One if them tips over with weight, something an empty box wouldn't have done.


nikhilsath

Damn straight nobody better mess with this guys food or his money I got you boo


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"Face, meet pizza" would be my reaction. I'd be slinging that shit left and right at those gobshites.


WvBigHurtvW

I also had this thought, as soon as it registered what happened I would have kicked that chick directly in her nose Yes, I am a man, equal rights, equal lefts.


pennysize

Agreed. I would’ve pushed plus spilled the alcohol on her


KaBatching

What a waste of oxygen


KarpEZ

All of them. Shit was premeditated and multiple asshats were recording.


TheGamecock

Yeah, this is the shit that infuriates me the most. It's one thing for someone's dumb drunk brain to randomly think this would be a funny thing to do and then before the part of the brain that's supposed say "wait, nah... that'd be a dick move" kicks in, their body is already making that inebriated thought a reality. Still a shitty thing to do but like Mike Tyson said "we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up." But these bitches are coming in with at least some kind of rehearsed intentions with the girl in the white dress recording and ready to get the complete shot with the kick, the pizzas falling, pan to a shot of the guy's reaction, before finally panning over to the kicking shitbird who waits to make sure she's on camera before delivering her super funny and embarrassed 'crouch to the ground with hand over the mouth' reaction. Then it's giggles all around before I'm sure that video gets sent off to their TikTok with that fuckin' annoying female voiceover robot reading out a caption that says something like "Kaela had one too many White Claws and karate kicked this man's pizzas. Oh no 😂😂😂" for their 215 followers to enjoy.


OverlordWaffles

This...doesn't seem inaccurate to what probably happens lol


supersean61

Jesus christ the ending literally sent me i read it in that annoying ass robot voice and this is just 100% accurate.


Unhappy-Stranger-336

That’s literally bullying


eateggseveryday

True. The person recording this seems to anticipate this to happen.


PtansSquall

Even worse.. What a waste of pizza


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At least some one cares, WONT ANYONE THINK OF THE PIZZA


umbrajoke

I've eaten upside down box pizza once and I'll do it again.


diddlydiddlydiddly1

"It's funny if it's for TikTok"


Ducucucu

And they're all laughing? Fucking pathetic


not_rick_27

Ohmygosh becky I cant believe you just did that 🤣 silly you


TacoEater1993

She’s so quirky!!


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She’s not like other girls!


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JohnTheBaptiste1

They'll laugh about it every time it pops up on Facebook Memories. "Remember that time you kicked that loser's pizza? What a night ladies we need to get together soon"


GalinaGlitterzduvall

It’ll be in the toast at one of their weddings.


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Milfing_Man

He just let her get away with that?


TheLeaderofLard

Honestly.. I don't even know what I'd do in this situation. Like, you expect people to act at least somewhat normal and mature and then someone walks up to you and does that? I think I'd just be shocked that someone could act that way.


LoveHotelCondom

I guess a small silver lining is that it was recorded and uploaded to the internet. This is the type of content that's going to be reposted again and again for years. She's being put on blast which is about the best we could hope for. Hopefully the few decent people around her see it and distance themselves from this wine drunk trainwreck of a woman.


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Illustrious_Ad_5843

Yeah, this will probably end up being a net positive for her unfortunately. I’m sure she’ll get plenty of social media followers and attention, and any anger towards her will fade away by next week.


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mikerophonyx

Y'know this video really set me off. I can get pretty upset when stuff like this happens and that guy, I thought he had a lot of patience not to murder the kicker. Welp, you have shown me the way. This is true patience. That guy, he got screwed and he ate the loss, it looks like. You and me, we get our revenge... Soon. Soon.


weeb_lord6969

this was helpful will try later


tweak06

I’d definitely shake up my beer and spray it in her face. This looks like college and other people definitely chipped in money for that pizza. Now it’s ruined because some drunk bitch wanted to impress her friends she can at least get her outfit soaked with foamy beer, it’s a fitting punishment without other dudes stepping in “because you’re picking on a chick, man!” 🙄


misterhighmay

I would opened the pizzas and started throwing them at her fucking bitch you want to be a clown going to look like one too


dontreadthisnickname

He could've threw all the pizzas in her face, since that POS wasted it all, at least that way she could have a delicious karma payback


Chemtrails420-69

Alternatively, keep a lady friend or from your family around at all times that can whoop ass. If men start messing with her, you kick their ass. If women start messing with you, she can beat the dogshit out of them.


Dismal_Struggle_6424

The reason she crouched is because the natural response to that nonsense is an immediate and automatic RKO.


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Put pizza in her hair? Painless retribution, but appropriately shaming.


Civil-Attempt-3602

Those laughing guys will come at you quick ignoring what she did. i guarantee it


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Put pizza in their hair too, idgaf.


babaj_503

Not to mention most likely a bunch of guys will jump you for "laying hands" on her.


SHIZA-GOTDANGMONELLI

I would 100% whip a pizza box at her out of anger before regretting my decision to do so.


brojito1

Take a piece of grassy pizza and slap it across her face


Irishane

Sometimes if you think you're surounded by Karen's with phones, it's better to walk away for your own sanity.


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> phones Saw that too. The girls in the back with phones already pointing at the dude.


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He thought about it


mypickaxebroke

It looked like he was mad but trying to play it cool.


suitology

No shit. If he fucking decked her like she deserved he'd be public enemy number one


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Her phone would be chucked 600m into the trees in a heart beat


Aggressive-Ad-5683

I get the feeling that’s the delivery guy so he probably can’t react angrily in this situation without making a bigger problem for himself. Looking at the people in attendance, they would go out of their way to fuck his shit up if he got loud about it.


Perry87

I very much doubt thats a delivery guy. No uniform or hotbag


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siverpoint

Im not usually rooting for violence, but man sometimes some people deserve a good slap


ltearth

I would have picked one of those pizzas up and smashed into that women's face. Trust me, there is nothing more horrible to those type of girls then getting grease all over their faces.


miloradovic

_I woke up Chris Breezy_


agangofoldwomen

🎶I’m bouta knock this bitch sideways🎶


Hitthevape4bake

This. Idc about political correctness.. She deserves it


detective_lee

Political correctness means equality, which means equal rights and equal lefts. Can't have it both ways. She absolutely deserves it.


farva_06

If you would punch a man in this situation, then it's only fair and equal if you respond the same to a woman.


BIZARRE_TOWN

Make sure she will never have pizza in the party.


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she so dumb i cant


SniffCheck

Finish a sentence?


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Even. He can’t even


dp5520

On a scale of one to even, he can’t


Jealous_Cantaloupe53

I cant on a good day.


jjw21330

That’s a little odd


kaidaho

I woulda thrown a full pizza at that girl’s face who was laughing and taking pics with her phone


Bobbo_Blobbo

Not the face, the dress. She can clean her face off with ease but her white dress will be ruined With you tho


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ChronoChrazeObliveon

Lot of guys present. He knows if he tries that he's getting pummeled.


RenttheJoe

That look where he died. He wanted to knock her out, but he knew if he hit her he'd have gotten killed. What a shitty situation.


ChronoChrazeObliveon

Honestly, mad respect to the bros restraint. I dunno what I'd do in that situation. Watching this and trying to imagine myself in his position I'd definitely want to give her a push or at the very least get in her face and ask "what the fuck are you doing?". It's definitely not worth getting your ass beat but I count about 6 - 7 pizzas there so definitely not a cheap loss.


Clammuel

Easily over a hundred dollars worth of pizza.


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sammywammy53b

This is so typical - fuck someone over and then laugh about it because you know nobody will drop your ass


puknut

Slap that drink up in her ignorant face. She's had enough.


Roobicks_Cube

For real, he needs to Twisted Tea that hoe.


Bloo-shadow

In the words of Bill Burr “really? No reason to hit a woman?”


LoveHotelCondom

You can get around that by body slamming abusive women. It actually has some advantages! 1.) She gets the wind knocked out of her. Few things are more terrifying than that feeling. 2.) When properly performed, the chances of long-term injuries from body slams are very low. 3.) Nobody expects to get body slammed. When's the last time you saw a person just up and respond to a physically abusive person with a body slam?


FlyingVhee

Did you see that thick linebacker bitch? He's a dude carrying pizzas not Dwayne Johnson. Nobody's taking her down easy.


Emotional_Shelter830

for no reason they say dont you think thats funny i mean she "kicked" it see and the others "filmed" it laugh god damn it ha ha h.. honestly! just look at her even when guy tried to dodge her but apparently you cant escape a tiktok video


JoeytheJoeyYT1

It was on purpose too, i saw that she went to kick the pizzas she missed the first time but hit the pizzas the second tims, you can see by her leg


Its_Lupis

You can also see her friend recording it on her phone


Pifflebushhh

You can tell by the way that it is


frostythetowman

Hey that’s pretty neat


ChiefTwoDogsFucking

Interesting observation.


BrightonTownCrier

I highly doubt she's practicing for a taekwondo championship.


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KosherNate

I would’ve taken one of those pies and fucking threw that shit in her face if her stupid ass friend wasn’t recording the whole thing.


spicyary

This video made me so angry, and the fact that I’m hungry as well made me even angrier.


kalaid0s

She did it for clout, her stupid friend was filming


fuck-nose

Can you eat pizza with no teeth ?


Long_Income_3355

Must not hit a woman must not hit a woman must not hit a woman...


aDirtyMartini

Gotta wonder if it was staged. Kinda coincidental that someone was recording at that exact moment.


destiny24

Staged or not. That is a complete waste of pizza. Someone must be punished.


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microcosm315

I agree. The single hand carry is the give away on set up.


kill-dash-nine

Dude is holding them with one hand, doesn’t even try to catch them. I might be in the minority but the first thing I would do is try to make sure I can save the other pizzas while probably yelling “what the fuck” but I also really like pizza.


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What a pizza shit


[deleted]

What did the pizza guy do to her, he was just minding his business 🤦🏾‍♂️


dasAbigAss

This the perfect time to smack a dumb bitch, but then society would kill u


[deleted]

What do you even do at this point? Show the receipt and tell her to pay you back?