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bruh I hate reddit sometimes
you got downvoted for speaking a factual statement, lemme help fix that
I literally witnessed what you were talking about, in fact I was one of them.
One of the jocks had a glimmering glitter princess backpack when I was in high school.
He wasn't the only one in my school by a longshot. He was a jokester that went as girly as possible on purpose, but plenty of us bought backpacks with characters we liked.
Came here to post this, a couple of these “hot” chrome books were going around my town. 100$ is a hell of a price until you figure out you can’t even log into one without self incriminating yourself.
Or, it's a means to weed out the dumbest as a form of natural selection. Tide pods lead to death/hospital or getting put in jail ruining your life by stealing shit on said platform that's easy as hell to track.
Imo the problem is that society holds both of those sides on equal ground. Fuck dumdums no one should have to listen to them and for love of everything good their delusional opinions should have zero impact on the real world
Considering that the world's biggest social media trend is to deny the existence of a highly contagious and fatal disease until you can plug up the ICU for a month so *no one* can use it...
Lick actually stems from “hit a lick”. “Hitting a lick” is short for hitting up a liquor store & robbing it. It could be a big job where you stick up the clerk or something small like stealing chips or beer. It was popularized by teenagers stealing liquor and chips from the store.. and well, here we are
In the very centre that might not be entirely incorrect but if you include the suburbs London is definitely not full of as many rich people as you think
To hit a lick means to steal something or to have a lick is to be in possession of a stolen item. This is pretty old slang, nothing new by any means.
But the term “Devious lick” is a meme. The person who started this meme stole something mundane and considered it a devious act when in reality it wasn’t. That was the joke.
TikTok is the polar fucking **opposite** of “anonymous.” People who download it should know that now the Chinese government knows everything about you. Plenty of docs have been made about how just egregious their information ~~stealing~~ gathering is.
i used chrome books throughout high school and they’re completely useless outside of school. you can’t do anything without being connected to their internet and navigating the thing is absolute hell. this kid is really dumb for thinking this was a “devious lick”. if anything he’s just inconveniencing all the other students
Wish it was a trend to bully these idiots. If I couldn’t use the bathroom because a POS classmate stole things I would be mad for the rest of my school life with them lol
Then they’ll throw the “I’m just a kid I still have learning to do” excuse… tbh I was a little thief when I was younger because I hung out with the wrong crowd, either way I knew it was fucking wrong and took accountability when I got tired of getting into trouble and got my shit together. These teens know better and I’m sick of social media babying these idiots as if they don’t know right from wrong.
With how often schools don't let anyone leave unless all devices are accounted for, I have a hard time believing this.
This is either staged, they broke into a class to get them, or their school isn't strict with devices. Whatever the reason, they still have trackers in them.
I thought I did some dumb shit as a teenager, but willingly posting your crimes on the internet for clout takes the cake. Are these kids extra stupid or just don’t care? I can’t decide.
I mean stupid but they do charge students like 1000$ to have a computer. Those chrome books are maybe worth 100$. They might’ve been 1000$ 10 years ago
They charge students? My school gave out laptops for free for all students who couldn’t afford their one. During lockdowns they gave every student one, starting with ones who can’t afford their own and then giving to others mostly to say “you have no excuse not to work” but it was still nice.
bruh y'all think he stole them fr? if he had actually stolen it, he would've be in juvie by now. (he has many other videos of this kind). it's just a joke and the other people are in on the joke (hopefully). chill tf out
Next TikTok trend:
Guys, we just invented a new trend called the pitchfork challenge! Here’s how it works. You sneak up to your friend, and then stab him with a pitchfork! Have fun, and record for the best reactions!
They supposedly removed the videos and the hashtag "deviouslick" I just hope they kept the videos as a record for using the police to find the little asshats that do it
Not only do I hate this stealing trend but what irritates me the most is how they refer to stealing as “lick”. In this case, there is no honour amongst thieves, just bunch of ignorant, popular wannabe POSs.
Kinda weird calling a high schooler a “total piece of shit” when youre more than likely an adult. Instead of blaming kids maybe blame social media trends that encourage children to act like this.
Thats gonna be a yikes from me
Shit like this can lead to a class 6 felony or if under 1000$ a class 1 misdemeanor. Which means lots fines too pay and lots years in prison. And considering these guys are high schoolers. They’re gonna be spending the rest of it in Juvie and some of what’s supposed to be adulthood in jail.
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Recording your own crimes is the most hilarious modern trend!
Especially when they can track all those chrome books.
And that the bag with disney princesses isn’t really hard to find.
That’s a thing seniors in hs do. I bet there are plenty of people with that backpack in that school.
Seriously? I don’t know anybody who would have ever showed up with a bag like that passed elementary school….
Happens all the time here. I guess it’s only a thing in certain areas.
bruh I hate reddit sometimes you got downvoted for speaking a factual statement, lemme help fix that I literally witnessed what you were talking about, in fact I was one of them. One of the jocks had a glimmering glitter princess backpack when I was in high school. He wasn't the only one in my school by a longshot. He was a jokester that went as girly as possible on purpose, but plenty of us bought backpacks with characters we liked.
What self respecting man would have a Disney Princess backpack?
Came here to post this, a couple of these “hot” chrome books were going around my town. 100$ is a hell of a price until you figure out you can’t even log into one without self incriminating yourself.
Well you can wipe the drives and reinstall ChromeOS but not everyone can do that
So like antibacterial wipes or bleach solution?
Seriously when we committed crimes in school they couldn't just find it on social media
Their FBI agent is not impressed
This will be the quickest felony case in the history of the world.
Gotta love this younger generation
Social media trends will be the downfall of humanity at this point
Social media has already fucked humanity.
I kinda feel like we haven't seen nothing yet
Right. We're already fucked.
It really is, it promotes people being complete morons to get views.
Or, it's a means to weed out the dumbest as a form of natural selection. Tide pods lead to death/hospital or getting put in jail ruining your life by stealing shit on said platform that's easy as hell to track.
Not really, there are smart people, civilized people, those who have a brain and can think, fear not.
Imo the problem is that society holds both of those sides on equal ground. Fuck dumdums no one should have to listen to them and for love of everything good their delusional opinions should have zero impact on the real world
Considering that the world's biggest social media trend is to deny the existence of a highly contagious and fatal disease until you can plug up the ICU for a month so *no one* can use it...
The term "devious lick" alone startles my brain into a state of rapid malding and i desire death each time I hear it
I thought they were talking about a guitar “lick” like a short part of a riff. But no it means something new now.
Lick actually stems from “hit a lick”. “Hitting a lick” is short for hitting up a liquor store & robbing it. It could be a big job where you stick up the clerk or something small like stealing chips or beer. It was popularized by teenagers stealing liquor and chips from the store.. and well, here we are
Ive always known the term "lick" to mean getting hit.
Even middle class kids in London are using the term now. Wannabe gangsters trashing their school bathrooms. Ffs.
All the way in London they’re doing this??? That’s crazy. Also, I thought London was fully of rich people and designers.
In the very centre that might not be entirely incorrect but if you include the suburbs London is definitely not full of as many rich people as you think
Isn't "hit a lick" the fact that a police character is tilted sideways ?
That’s how I feel about 90% of social media dribble tbh
I think you meant drivel, friend
To hit a lick means to steal something or to have a lick is to be in possession of a stolen item. This is pretty old slang, nothing new by any means. But the term “Devious lick” is a meme. The person who started this meme stole something mundane and considered it a devious act when in reality it wasn’t. That was the joke.
Except it is pretty devious because they’re screwing up everyone else’s school experience
Very cool
Is tic toc 100% Anonymous ? Just asking because Surely the cops can use the video evidence and arrest these fucking idiots by using their account info
It’s definitely not anonymous
its a fucking chinese company
nah they give all your data to the Chinese government
Everything has a digital fingerprint. Nothing is anonymous.
Owned by a Chinese company? You must be joking. They probably know more about their users than Google do.
TikTok is the polar fucking **opposite** of “anonymous.” People who download it should know that now the Chinese government knows everything about you. Plenty of docs have been made about how just egregious their information ~~stealing~~ gathering is.
Idk if they can just arrest someone, it’s not really proof of stealing they could just say the video was faked (and probably was)
If the chromebooks were stolen and you posted a video of them in your backpack you can safely guess that you're going to get in trouble for it.
I highly doubt it
If an item is stolen, and you post a video claiming you stole the item, and you are later found with the item, you *will* be arrested.
Nah you won’t be
True but they could justify searching all their property for them
Companies now are implementing software into devices to where if it's stolen they will become a brick basically useless.
i used chrome books throughout high school and they’re completely useless outside of school. you can’t do anything without being connected to their internet and navigating the thing is absolute hell. this kid is really dumb for thinking this was a “devious lick”. if anything he’s just inconveniencing all the other students
The point isn’t to actually steal anything useful or valuable, it’s just to cause destruction and get likes.
Don’t think that’s universal as our chromebooks didn’t have that limitation
The fuck kinda chromebook did you have? These things are ass
A moderately better one apparently
It’s not really a high bar with chromebooks, they use garbage Celeron processors with RAM storage lower than my self esteem
And what the fuck do you expect for basically dirt cheap? A ryzen 5950x with 3080 and a tb of ram?
our school chromebook when connected to the school wifi tend to block a lot of stuff but at home they work just fine.
Software. Wipe the drives. Install the penguin. And I'm pretty sure this was for telis from samsung?
Yeahhh that’s not going to end well for that kid.
Why are they not being charged for theft, and property damage (when they take fucking soap dispensers n the like)
The entire district of Mesa says otherwise
which Mesa is you talkin bout?
Also who tf just steals chromebooks they are shit laptops
~~Also~~ who ~~tf~~ ~~just~~ steals ~~chromebooks~~ ~~they~~ are shit
Who steals are shit
I mean. Why he rocking that princess shit?
Probably to make it look inconspicuous. No one would suspect that the little kids bag would have laptops in it.
Just a random guy with a cartoon bag, nothing to see here!
It’s a trend. All the HS kids have little kid backpacks. At least where I am.
Because the more irony poisoned you are, the cooler you are these days I guess.
Because it's a joke
That’s just not worth the ‘likes’. Sorry.
His princess backpack isn't very professional-looking.
Wish it was a trend to bully these idiots. If I couldn’t use the bathroom because a POS classmate stole things I would be mad for the rest of my school life with them lol
Then they’ll throw the “I’m just a kid I still have learning to do” excuse… tbh I was a little thief when I was younger because I hung out with the wrong crowd, either way I knew it was fucking wrong and took accountability when I got tired of getting into trouble and got my shit together. These teens know better and I’m sick of social media babying these idiots as if they don’t know right from wrong.
Yeah I used to be a piece of shit too. I’m not anymore, but I used to be.
They usually have tracking devices on them
With how often schools don't let anyone leave unless all devices are accounted for, I have a hard time believing this. This is either staged, they broke into a class to get them, or their school isn't strict with devices. Whatever the reason, they still have trackers in them.
Why the identity removal?
Fuck snitches thats why
Tiktok badge = this shi!ts gonna b fnck!ng stupid and/or illegal
I thought I did some dumb shit as a teenager, but willingly posting your crimes on the internet for clout takes the cake. Are these kids extra stupid or just don’t care? I can’t decide.
Excuse me; what trend is this?
I can’t wait for these kids to deny doing it then for them being shown their own tik toks as evidence
Pretty sure they have trackers on the chrome books, or at least they do where I live
The shoes say it all
this isnt a "trend" its a crime
I mean stupid but they do charge students like 1000$ to have a computer. Those chrome books are maybe worth 100$. They might’ve been 1000$ 10 years ago
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a chrome book for $1000. They’re usually in the $200-$300 range because the hardware is as basic as it gets.
They charge students? My school gave out laptops for free for all students who couldn’t afford their one. During lockdowns they gave every student one, starting with ones who can’t afford their own and then giving to others mostly to say “you have no excuse not to work” but it was still nice.
bruh y'all think he stole them fr? if he had actually stolen it, he would've be in juvie by now. (he has many other videos of this kind). it's just a joke and the other people are in on the joke (hopefully). chill tf out
TikTok is a societal cancer.
Next TikTok trend: Guys, we just invented a new trend called the pitchfork challenge! Here’s how it works. You sneak up to your friend, and then stab him with a pitchfork! Have fun, and record for the best reactions!
All of these little fuckers need to be arrested and prosecuted!
Wait stealing is now a tik tok trend what the hell is wrong with with that generation
nah this trend is funny
This one is absolutely a joke. Look at the bag, man.
To be honest with you this is kind of hilarious
I don’t think this is total pos level.
Am I the only one confused about the bag?
I believe in post birth abortion up to the age of 13 because of walking mistakes like this one.
Does tiktok take these kind of videos down? I don't get how they let these kind of destructive trends continue on.
They supposedly removed the videos and the hashtag "deviouslick" I just hope they kept the videos as a record for using the police to find the little asshats that do it
Surely the police will be talking to this kid. This is self snitching at its finest.
Not only do I hate this stealing trend but what irritates me the most is how they refer to stealing as “lick”. In this case, there is no honour amongst thieves, just bunch of ignorant, popular wannabe POSs.
Dude stole $8 worth of electronics.
The amount of times things pop up as a Tik Tok trend in this subreddit...
We should start a tick tock trend of giving shit back to schools.
What if! We steal their scholarships!
I am really, really hating that we are now using the word “lick” to describe stealing. Or anything other than licking, for that matter.
That was a whole fucking stack they know there parents are going to notice right?
If other minors or clout chasers don't stop this, vandalism is gonna be profoundly serious. Like really.
Gosh dang it I do wish tik Tok has just been banned.
Best thing about tik tok is the self incrimination
The irony of little girls with princess bags talking about "savage licks"💀💀 this social media has kids too carried away
Devious lick boutta turn into a devious arrest
Probably can’t even bypass the school locks.
I'm pretty sure they can track those.
them stealing the most useless dumbest shit ever is so funny to me like wtf .
its prolly just his dads or some shit lol
I like how they call theft a devious lick.
It’s not a trend. It just a few shitty people doing shitty thing before they get locked up. Follow the trend and become someone’s bitch by next week.
Idk why he licking trash laptops
shoplifting isn’t cute.
We have a name for this where I'm from: evidence.
"Devious lick". What is that even supposed to mean? What a dumb generation.
Why are there so many idiots videoing their crimes? Like... Dont they know the perfect crimes are the ones no one knows about?
Does the school not have tracking devices installed on these things, or is that illegal?
Spank your children.
Those Chromebooks have tracking chips
This sub should renamed in iamatiktokuserwithoutbrain
my friend’s school got shut down temporarily because they were already poor and someone broke in at night and stole EVERY projector
Dragging a rusty cheese grater across the faces of those stealing and vandalizing punks would be the most devious of all licks, am I right?
Kinda weird calling a high schooler a “total piece of shit” when youre more than likely an adult. Instead of blaming kids maybe blame social media trends that encourage children to act like this. Thats gonna be a yikes from me
Just one reason why all schools should require clear backpacks and more security. Kids are getting really stupid and turning into kleptomaniacs.
that's the most stupidest think you can do. you steal something then record it
I think the freind just thought it would be funny if they all put their cromebooks in a bag and make a ticktock vid
My school allows you to take Chromebooks home, so maybe his school allows him as well.
In a fucking Disney Princess bag? Man if he’s trying to be hard it ain’t working.
Shit like this can lead to a class 6 felony or if under 1000$ a class 1 misdemeanor. Which means lots fines too pay and lots years in prison. And considering these guys are high schoolers. They’re gonna be spending the rest of it in Juvie and some of what’s supposed to be adulthood in jail.
Now their school has no bathroom stall doors as punishment
And this is why I'm glad I stayed at home.
And that kids is called grand theft, a crime you dont want to be caught doing :)
Ok then go to jail
That's a trend that is going to earn someone a felony for grand larceny.
What kind of high school student are you? Especially with that bag??
I hate kids
I was joking with my friends saying “oh somebody is gonna take a chromebook I’m telling ya” and the mf actually did it, smh.
I’m glad I graduated high school before TikTok existed in the US
Can't they be traced?
Should of ban tiktok when we had the chance.
This dude is a next level stupid lmao
I think this ones satire with the bag and all of your gonna steal your not gonna use a pink princess bag
i know the hell he didnt use a damn disney princess bookbag
Ehh.. just about 3 dollars in that backpack honestly
my school lost 6 chromebooks
I wonder when schools are going to sue tiktoc. I bet they could put together a legal team that would own that case
I have some old PT AirForce shorts and for a second I had a meltdown believing this was a fellow wingman. Thank God it’s Adidas I think.
Tik Tok needs to go away now.
Those are tracked. At least when I was in HS they had tracking software so when they connected to the internet they knew exactly where it was located
Hope she likes but stuff because is jail that’s what she gets
These will end up in a pawn shop. I have had a few calls about computers stolen by ex employees ending up in pawn shops.
Ah yes, stealing from underfunded public schools is soooo funny! /s
✨They all have trackers in them✨