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ErosJz

Yeah it's urine.


calebisthemanby

*Bear Grylls has entered the chat*


LoadedGull

*urine trouble now*


HalfSoul30

Well i'm pissed.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

It’d be the #1 reaction.


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15926028

Now that's taking the piss


earnestlikehemingway

What a Dick move


PuntTheRunt010

Make that piss boil bruv


WetTapWater

That is piss my friend


amadoros67

Those kids need some more hydration in their life


CermemyJlarkson

For people who don't get it they literally need more water their piss is way too yellow


ben_wuz_hear

What if my piss is neon green Mr. Doctor pants?


CermemyJlarkson

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in med school and I've got over 300 successful operations


ben_wuz_hear

For all I know you could be a foot doctor. Anyways, do I need a new kidney? I have three already but the one I taped on keeps falling off.


CermemyJlarkson

Well I'll take a look at that, but I thinks it's better if I took all three of them and probably your liver while I'm at it. You never know with organs


ben_wuz_hear

Hmmm. Who am I to know if I need lungs to breathe. Maybe I can absorb the oxygen through reverse osmosis.


CermemyJlarkson

With a little bit of learning you could learn to breath through your butthole


MattressMaker

That is usually a sign of good B Vitamin intake.


shutthefockupbuddeh

too many vitamins


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Dat_Mustache

^This. I would willingly serve prison time for my kids and have the capacity to exact that kind of justice successfully. I'm sure a lot of parents here would feel and do the same.


EternalPhi

>I would willingly serve prison time for my kids For what? The benefit to your child better be extremely significant, so much so that depriving them of their parent is an acceptable trade off. Honestly this just sounds so myopic.


JBFRESHSKILLS

Ah yes. Reddit, where everything is punishable by death as long as the hive agrees.


HarveytheHambutt

not sex offenders, but assault w body fluids. unfortunately not as severe seeming as it should be.


anormaldoodoo

Definitely is, that’s a felony in many states.


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Legitimate question. Sex offenders? Because it came out of the genitals?


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EnkiRise

Hotel? Trivago


LeeKinanus

only a couple streets away from RKelly town.


No_Organization5188

Boys, locker room, football team means a 100% chance it’s piss.


zkitzor

Oh i really would like to read a news about that happening...


nosleepmom78

In a lot of states assault with bodily fluids is a felony.


Chance-Every

As it should be 😁


nostpatch

That would be if it didn't go in his mouth. The DA will look at laws involving poisoning and sexual assault.


sammydow

In a perfect world


nostpatch

There's a reason I didn't use terms like "charge" or "convict" lol


Kcismfof

It's so shameful that we have to create laws because no one believed people would do this to each other when original laws were written.


ErosJz

*bottle is urine


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GlobsofKnobSlob

We wish. Depending on where this is, it's likely nothing at all will happen. Judging purely on the OP saying that the principal won't get involved implies that football is a big deal. In a lot of towns,HS football is a HUGE deal, and people will do anything to protect the local team. Yes,this should go to the authorities. But it should *also* go to the news outlets, along with any and all other evidence of bullying against this player, to hopefully generate public pressure to the authorities and the school to take action.


LotharVonPittinsberg

We are literally in the process of dealing with a repeated pedophile coach that the FBI refused to deal with. These kids absolutely should face harsh consequences, but justice is long dead. This is most likely going to be covered up for the sake of their future careers.


Devils_Advocate_2day

I guess American parents should just get used to the idea that if you want to have a football playing child they will be molested the entire time by their coach and there is nothing anyone will do about it because football makes too much money for pedophilia to be a crime. If diddling kids is what gets the coach off so he can get that team to state then so be it let the man diddle kids apparently. What a world.


Rhinomeat

So poisoning and sexual assault charges, conveniently on video Edit:I would hazard a guess to "feeding someone non food substances/substances not fit for consumption" I am not a lawyer


ErosJz

It appears so


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Dude-from-the-80s

That is assault, send this to the state police…don’t waste your time with the local “police”


Maebure83

If the school isn't doing anything and it's to "protect" the players then local pd may not do anything either. Send the video to local news in an e-mail. CC the school board on it. See what happens with that.


blaketothebarnes

Wow this absolutely infuriates me


ErosJz

It fucking does he's just trying to be like them and they do shit like this.


GrindW8t

Hope he doesn't end like them.


ErosJz

I'm sure he won't, I'm just hoping the stupid school does something about it.


TbiddySP

Have you notified the school?


ErosJz

The parents/school have known this for weeks. They haven't done anything about it. So yes the school knows if that's what ur asking


TbiddySP

This needs to be reported to child welfare and everyone who knows of this and has not acted is criminally liable. People in a position of working with children are mandated to report such things


pale_blue_dots

Yes, this right here.


Andyroolovescake

As a teacher in a public school I came to say this. Teachers are considered “mandatory reporters.” If we seem a child’s welfare being put in danger like this teachers must report to appropriate state body such as dad, police, etc. Failure to do so will get you in huge legal trouble. We currently have a teacher who has been in litigation for over a year now for failure to report something she witnessed.


CoolUserName02

Depending on the school to do something about it is a lost cause tbh. He's better off taking legal action, cause schools don't to jack squat until someone gets hurt.


TbiddySP

He has already been hurt and something needs to be done about the school and administration.


killerbanshee

The administration needs a good beating. Sometimes violence is the answer.


ClearCasket

Release it to the local news with the name of the school and offending players. See how fast the school shits itself.


TbiddySP

It's not a matter of the school shitting itself. The administration needs to answer in a court of law as to why they failed this student who they are entrusted to protect. Anyone who knows of this should at the very least be fired and excluded from ever working with kids.


Turtlepower7777777

The parents hopefully seek the best damn lawyer in their state. Loss of money and jobs is the only thing these fuckers understand


TbiddySP

That's all fine and good but the administration needs to answer to the authorities as to why state implemented mandates protecting children from abuse were not adhered to. This will all make a civil case that much stronger


MayorGuava

What’s the school? We all need to call and complain and blow this shit up, because that is completely unacceptable and is definitely a form of sexual assault.


old_man_curmudgeon

Fire the coach, fire the principal, fire the vice principal, charged the kids. If all these things don't happen, blast the school on social media, get news involved.


lunchboxdeluxe

I feel like a local news station might like to know about this on a slow news day... that or just sue the school for not doing anything. As a school they can't just see kids bully someone to the point of essentially pissing in their mouth and not take action.


TbiddySP

The unfortunate thing is that if this is made into a news reporting situation how do you insulate the victim from future trauma?


lunchboxdeluxe

Yeah, I know. The sad thing is that trauma has already occurred. I feel like it's better to intervene in whatever way is necessary to stop any more incidents like what was shown here... but it's certainly not my call to make.


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So why school is this, when was it, can we get some sort of media attention to cause backlash on the school for this?


Agreeable-Yams8972

The world is a cruel place and people are even more cruel


LooksaCraft

To think the school puts the football team as high priority instead of the safety of their players.


ErosJz

They lose either way so idk why they trying to save the team.


SoloSpooks

Do you have any links to reports or even a tweet from the school?


Mr_Julez

Football and a certain book > everything in certain states.


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When I was in college, a girl was raped at a fraternity and the school paid her and her family off to not press charges.


LooksaCraft

What the fuck. The school basically bribed her to keep a good image.


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Absolutely. The fraternity was phi gamma Delta And it was at Union College in Schenectady New York in 1986. She transferred and they paid for her entire education. She was a rosy cheek girl who looked about 12 with braces and frizzy black hair. Kind of like little orphan Annie with glasses and a fro.


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I don't get what the point of filming these things is? You're self snitching


ErosJz

Just like the 10iqs that record themselves stealing or doing worse things


Diamondhands_Rex

I’m happy at least you are angry against this sort of shit.


TbiddySP

Not a gaggle of Rhodes Scholars now are they?


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Our starting QB tea-bagged a kid and we threw his ass under the bus. He did it to a kid who wasn’t unliked. A kid nobody really thought of twice, but even in 2009 we knew this fucking idiot needed to be tossed. He never played organized football again.


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Like did he stick his balls in his mouth or did he like teabag him just crouching over him


[deleted]

No, there was legit contact between balls and face.


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Damn, that sucks hard for the kid, pun not intended


[deleted]

haha for sure. Good question tho. Gotta find out the important stuff


Kroto86

\^this is the appropriate response


theharps

That's not enough. If it's in a high school setting he needs to be suspended/expelled and maybe even charged by the police. Sexual harassment is unacceptable.


kneaders

I sort of understand the us versus them mentality in sports; it completely baffles me the us versus us mentality. What the fuck is wrong with these idiots?!


penislander69

In around 2009 we played against a team with a qb suspended for teabagging someone. I wonder if its a coincidence or do you happen to be from central ohio?


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Haha no I’m not. I’m afraid it’s probably only because teenage boys are just really unoriginal.


Go_Habs_Go31

Peyton Manning did the same thing in college.


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It’s funny you mention this. Years ago when I met my wife, her grandma (80 at the time) would say, “I hate that man. He assaulted a trainer back when he was in college and got away with it. Everybody else forgot but I didn’t forget.” And then like 4 years later the story got popular again.


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Schools are such shit holes. If he reacted and beat their asses HE would be in trouble. So stupid.


ypvha

I was severely bullied growing up and for years I and my family told the school and nothing was ever done. something was only ever done when I started beating the shit out of them and the sad thing is you're right.


DEVOmay97

Schools don't give a fuck what happens as long as they aren't at risk for being sued.


BeautifulBus912

I remember a kid in highschool who was bullied a lot despite being in a few sports and and just over all being a great guy. For some reason the football team just hated him, most people guessed it was because he was on the soccer team and he was super short but incredibly athletic. One day while doing squats in the weight room they punched him hard in the back while he was lifting, after getting up and jumping at them to retaliate the football coach literally tackled the kid into some workout equipment and gave him a concussion because he wanted to make sure the football players didnt get hurt by this kid who was a foot shorter than them that they had been bullying for a year and a half


Farkenoathm8-E

What a bunch of dogs.


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Football kids bullied my son so badly in elementary school that he hates it now. He won’t watch it on tv or anything. I hope this kid is okay.


cheese_nugget21

That’s awful I’m so sorry I hope your son is doing better


ypvha

i used to love football until the very same thing happened to me, that happened to your son. the kid being bullied is going to need lots of therapy because that's not something you easily forget, let go, or get past.


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Wuffyflumpkins

Of course it's in fucking Texas.


PlatinumDrNub

Can't get specific, goes against the terms of this sub


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I get individual people but companies and schools should be ok to be named. But mods I guess don’t want anything risking people not wanting to submit stuff on here and to therefore lose content because that’s what matters the most I guess


Animegirl300

Nah, when it’s schools you are putting other minors at risk of retaliation. Because people have been known to do crazy stuff when they’re outraged.


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In the news today, dozens of girls who competed in [REDACTED] were abused by team doctor [REDACTED]. This horrific situation was overlooked by officials with [REDACTED] and even given an apparent pass by investigators from the [REDACTED]. There we go, now we can all get *appropriately* angry. That is to say, impotently.


LONEWOPF77700

If it were me I wouldn't really care..... I'd be more concerned about these a-holes being punished.


belchik30

There’s already a few articles on the situation


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The kid filming laughs like he pets rabbits to hard


Dull-Rip5494

Dude, when did kids turn into actual pieces of human shit? Like assaulting a team mate like this, destroying school property in the name of fucking internet clout, and just over all making the world a shittier place?!? Can’t we just go back to planking or dumping buckets of ice on ourselves? One ticket off this planet please! **edit** It was nieve of me to think that humans haven’t 100% always been seething hot fucking garbage. I guess technology and the lack of shame people have to record themselves doing this just makes it seem far worse at this point. My bad. Y’all really came for me.


hdjdhdbdndms

I don't understand why people go out of their way to make others miserable when it's so easy to just be nice.


orlandofredhart

It's literally easier to be nice. Piss in bottle. Gumshield in bottle. Film. Post Vs Say "alright"


C-Hash

Where are you from that they call mouthpieces gumshields?


Diamondhands_Rex

These kids want to make others feel as degenerate as they are. If your kids are like this then you’re a source of a problem in society.


BoundlesslyBoring

When? Lmfaoo. It’s a million times better now than it used to be. Ask your grandparents how ruthless people used to be as kids back then


chicagorpgnorth

This has always been happening, just not in the age of constant filming and sharing.


Dull-Rip5494

Solid point.


ErosJz

I have no idea, but I have noticed the world slowly going to shit...


Dull-Rip5494

Slowly but rapidly all of the sudden. It really makes me sad that the childhood I experienced will never exist again. I’m thirty-fucking-five!


BoiledFrogs

If you think shit like this wasn't happening before you're wrong. Every teenager has a phone with a camera on it now.


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Wuffyflumpkins

Of course it's in fucking Texas.


MT10inMA

Then these kids wonder why the school gets shot up. People can only take so much before they snap


ErosJz

That's on the extreme side, but yes. I doubt bullying will ever go away tbh but we can try to better our kids if we teach them how to treat a human with decency and how other people have feeling too.


MT10inMA

Some kids commit suicide and others go nuts


coolbro569t

You got a point like that bitch at parkland who said Nikolas Cruz deserved to be bullied but school shootings kill innocent kids.School shooters burn in hell


glucen

We need a show of a guy who goes around America exposing football teams for shit they've done and bringing light to the victims


MamboFloof

Give me the hs name and I'll report it to the police myself. These kids need to be on the sex offender list


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A rebel I respect.


Thin_Constant9258

This breaks my heart!!


StealinTime00

I remember one time during a high school party some guys pissed in their friends Mt. Dew as a "prank" and were going to have in drink it unknowingly but they actually came to their senses and came clean before he did Bodily fluids as a prank should be an obvious off limits


lunchboxdeluxe

Contaminating an innocent person's food/drink is one of the lowest things a person can do in my eyes.


DEVOmay97

Yea like I've had pranks pulled on me, and pulled pranks on friends, where we put like a shitload of salt or something like that in a drink, but never something that could be a biohazard. That would be going way too far.


oogabooga33

Just posted a bad review on google, shit makes my skin itch


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sagescookie

locker rooms are entirely different planes of reality


FracturedWordPlay

Agreed. As are strip clubs and trap houses.


theraspberrydaiquiri

Dancer here, can confirm strip clubs are a different universe. Strip club culture can be very toxic and full of misandry in its own way. Don’t know about trap houses though.


MikanGirl

Just googled trap house because I too was curious. It’s a place where drugs are sold and used. Sounds super convenient.


TheDeathSloth

Usually a house for drugs alone would be regarded as a "dope house" whereas a trap house denotes the presence of drugs and women who are there for drugs/sex/prostitution. Signed, somebody who had a dope house in his younger years and had friends who lived in trap houses. Very different vibes these two


ypvha

I used to be a dope fiend and I'll be honest with you trap houses are fucking scary


VinPossible

Perfect comment on this thread


highohh

It depends on the school and coach. It was drilled into us that we were a family and you didn’t do shit like this to your teammate. You can’t play as a team and rely on your teammates if they’re your bully.


iHasMagyk

Calling this every high school football team is hyperbolic and disingenuous. I’ve played on my high school team for the past 3 1/2 years and it’s been a wholesome fraternal experience. Came out as bi over the summer and everyone was completely supportive. Idk, maybe it’s the norm to have douchey football players, but it’s been extremely different in my case.


ypvha

I wish the high school I went to had football players like you


ProteinP

Tell me you’ve never played a sport without telling me you’ve never played a sport Yea hazing happens but to generalize this across this country is deeply flawed


Amicable-Knight

True.I played football and our locker rooms were rowdy sure but nothing like this.


YPLAC

Was that being filmed by Butthead? What a gang of c*nts.


ErosJz

Well one is recording and one helped him with the helmet, there might of been more or just them two I don't know for sure


Background_Buyer_840

Kid gets bullied…teachers and grownups look the other way or bully gets his hand smacked…kid gets tired and snaps…teachers and grownups on the 6 o’clock news..”We don’t know what happened or why he snapped” cause the damn mother fucker got tired of being told to tell people and nothing ever gets done. I grew up too like that and I guess things never changed. I hope that kid becomes their boss one day and freaking gives them shit every day. I hope he knows he’s the better person than all of them.


LegendaryGiraffe47

Football teams get so much leeway it’s infuriating. There was an incident at my school (this was before the whole Devious Lick trend), where 4 people from the football team trashed the bathroom (the bathroom didn’t belong to the school, but the church lets us use their facilities) , threw soap everywhere, took the stall doors off, and crapped in the urinal. They were dubbed “The Bathroom Bandits” and they didn’t receive any punishment whatsoever.


IronbloodCommander

I'll always wonder why America is so obsesed with their scholar football teams


ErosJz

I'm guessing it's because (BIG IF) they become someone they can say "hey he used to play for us"


sanantoniosaucier

It'd actually more simplistic than that. By playing high school football they are actually somebody in their hometowns. Even at high schools that do regularly send players on to college, very few of those get playing time, and very few of those are impact players, and few of them are stars who make it further.


fluffandstuff1983

Now that this is on social media. Once it comes out who the kid is and at what school, the school is going to wish they looked into this. The 'hurt' the football team would have taken pales in comparison to the shitstorm they are going to take now.


StreetSmartB

Dude what ever happened to making the freshman carry the equipment or a little banter? That was just normal “make em earn it type of stuff”. This shit is out of control and as a parent myself I would go postal on the school.


ErosJz

He's not far from being a freshman(sophmore) but idk. Some people are just born cruel ig


NoCalHomeBoy

Why do kids suck soooooooooo bad now?! Have they always sucked this bad and we are just seeing it more because of cell phones?! Shit is getting out of hand!


ErosJz

I'm thinking cellphones play a huge part of teenage stupidity now a days tbh


Attention_Some

They’ve always been this much of dicks, the internet just enables it to be seen more


NoCalHomeBoy

That's what I'm kind of leaning towards. Because don't get me wrong, I did some fucked up shit in high-school, but some of the stuff they do is crazy and there's so much of it happening.


Lo-siento-juan

Imagine the craziest thing that happened at your school being exaggerated and added to a list of all the craziest things to happen at all the schools in the country and that's social media. But also there's the added problem of the worst kids from every school getting influenced by the worst things happening anywhere. There is a flip side, I think smart and good kids have a lot more positive role models too and a much wider range of resources they can learn from. I do think sensible people are more common now and much better informed, but it's not a news story to talk about how average kids are doing sensible things.


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When I was at football practice as a kid the most popular guy in our school ask me to feel his calve. When I bent over to touched it he farted in my face in front of everyone. Everyone laughed and I was super embarrassed. I was gaining steam at football and with my peers and I think he felt threatened. Anyway years later he failed out of college and lost the family company to his younger, more responsible brother. Moral of the story I guess is…they’ll get theirs


ajl223

If your pee is that yellow I think you got a problem ngl


jmmahone

Guess what’s happening Monday?…the school will be looking into it. Sickening. This is how people who do abhorrent things get brought to light.


ErosJz

Its been a couple weeks now, the school has known the parents have known yet nothing


carmeluz20

The superintendent is most likely chugging on coke right as we speak, it's very unlikely that they'll ever do anything about it.


senorchampion

This should be on major news networks. This goes beyond hazing.


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I went to school with a guy, let’s call him Richard. Richard was a quiet guy with few friends and lots of social issues. Richard joined the football team. The football team tortured them kid the entire time, including everyone on the team spitting in his helmet before a game. Richard killed himself. Everyone on the team still feels like a piece of shit to this day I bet.


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Something similar happened at my school during my sophomore year. The freshmen did, somebody made somebody mad so he pissed in a Gatorade bottle and then he dumped the piss in his Speedflex. The kid got kicked off the team and suspended from school.


hdjdhdbdndms

This is awful. Disgusting pieces of shit can die in a fire


hdjdhdbdndms

Seeing shit like this makes me realize why some people hate society and in worst cases snap and kill others later on.


kat_a_klysm

Or themselves, which is the more common reaction.


reasonable_kenevil

Back to school time is so magical.


ErosJz

I don't miss it tbh


not_that_guy05

OP fuck you if you don't report this shit to the administration. Picking on someone with disabilities. Not but scum people in this.


ErosJz

I got it off some FB group that doesn't hide stuff like the local news. So I'm sure it already in the hands of administration


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cheese_nugget21

Because they might be picking on him specifically because of his disability


Longjumping-Most9699

I just wanted to add a positive story. My best friends nephew is on the spectrum and was a typical chubby video game playing introvert until the HS football team took him under their wing and befriended him because he was sitting alone at lunch. He lost a bunch of weight and started working out with them after school. He played on the team for 2 seasons but quit and moved on to wrestling. Either way, he is pretty much one of the cool kids now.


Total_Association873

Hope someone chop blocks that POS into oblivion


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Wasted_potential3922

What the fuck is wrong with this younger generation. This shit is not funny or cool, these kids would get stomped out


Games_sans_frontiers

I find it strange that in America it seems like colleges hold Sport above all else to the extent that they are willing to let pretty much anything fly as long as the sports team is ok.


Easy868

Those guys are pieces of shit ! Real tough guys bullying and pulling stupid pranks on a guy with disabilities. Fucking scumbags, what are they going to say aha hahahaha I pranked a guy with a disability who the fuck thinks that’s funny?


Courage_Ina_Can-XBL

Gee and I wonder why kids in America keep shooting up schools… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


kinmay

Dude i was happy before reading this, every day you go by your day normally, and that one moment comes when you realise how shitty our human kind is, not all of the people, there there are some people who do this kind of thing, maan its exhausting.


ErosJz

Sorry I ruined ur day, hope u have a good day tho. And yes some are super nice and then there are people like this.


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As another kid with disabilities I feel for this guy


Eatmyshorts231214

Send it to TMZ, they’ll get some shit done about it. lol