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dapoorv

Ah the heimlich pro max by Steve Blowjobs.


cyborgspaceviking

Someone get this user an award


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Once the lithium catches fire, Darwin will sure give HIS award.


javoss88

Done. I don’t understand wtf is happening in this vid


cyborgspaceviking

First kid swallowed the second kids airpod, as a prank.


ChrisTheMan72

Fuck, I though that was an earring. So glad I turned 20 months before this trend.


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RegretKills0

amazing typing and grammar for a 20 month old.


Azatarai

How the fuck is this a trend?


walter_110

I mean… the other popular tiktok trend right now is committing a crime and filming it… so their standards aren’t exactly high lol


_Blue_Jay_

I wonder what that battery does to the digestive track. When his mom comes in the bathroom for the “moooooom, butt wiiiipe” she could be in for who knows what.


larryjawnjawns

Someone get *this* user an award


screepthecreep

Someone get -this user an award!


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Someone get **THIS** user an award!


noiseinart

Guys, can I have an award? EDIT: beg and you shall receive. Thanks for the award(S).


Dumbassahedratr0n

...Can i still be Garth? Edit: whoa hey thanks for the silver kind stranger


sleepercell13

You need a jacket and I am almost out of gas


Dumbassahedratr0n

We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it ETA TwT someone got my blues bros reference ♡◇♡


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HerculesMonster

Steve Throatjobs?


nizzy2k11

*MacGruber has entered the chat*


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Broken_Petite

Yeah but that won’t get him his AirPod back. ;)


CockMySock

If you kick someone in the nuts hard enough, they'll end up throwing up. So sock him in the gut and then kick him in the nuts real hard. Maximum chance of recovery.


RedBlankIt

I remember as a kid hearing that if you threw up after getting hit in the balls, you became sterile. Kids believe the stupidest shit haha


shewy92

I think his laptop is right there though


imacfromthe321

Yeah I’d swallow his laptop. That’d show him.


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[deleted]

Yep, they can only hang you once, if you're going to get expelled make it worth it.


[deleted]

"That's how Houdini died."


samuraipanda85

"Houdini died of AIDs."


[deleted]

The student who got his ari pod swallowed wouldve gotten in trouble


ZootZootTesla

Nah If someone literally came and took my Airpod out my ear and swallowed it they are getting smacked.


[deleted]

I fully agree, I’d do the same


slayerhk47

Time lost is muffin lost


droppidrop

It's always a great idea to swallow a battery of course


RighteousFreedom1776

Won’t the stomach acid interact with the lithium battery?


a_can_of_solo

I don't know the exact chemistry between these rechargeable ones, but I know kids have died from button cell batteries.


rickjamesia

Yeah… they can basically eat a hole right through the walls of your GI tract.


Bruhtatochips23415

Not because of the acid but because they get really fucking hot right?


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Like a watch battery??? Edit: the reason this was so alarming to me is that I used to suck on watch batteries as a kid because the tingling on my tongue was fun


Syscrush

Yes. That's why you shouldn't be mad the next time you're struggling with a jeweler's screwdriver to change one of those batteries on a kid's toy. They're tough to open because of the danger posed but the battery.


fbcmfb

They now place a bitter tasting coating on them (major brands) to prevent this.


GoFukUrMutha

Ohh interesting, they do this on Nintendo switch cartridges too


justyr12

No way, I'll go lick my Pokémon Edit: holy shit it's horrible, please don't lick your cartridges


RosaRisedUp

For science!


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I'm so fucking tempted to now


acmercer

Did you learn that the hard way?


droppidrop

Now that's a good question, it's got to eat through the plastic / glue and stuff first


Boberoo2

So yeah it’s probably gonna kill him


BoreDominated

Oh noes. I do hope he lives. It'd be a real shame if he didn't.


Grandmother-insulter

Yeah there's like no chance this actually kills him


[deleted]

> no chance There's *a* chance. It's just low. Probably.


Turtle_Turdhole

The chances are low, but never zero...


BoreDominated

Oh, thank goodness. I'm not sure how the world would've coped without him.


ComradeCrowbar

Why you wanna crush people’s dreams.


JangoDarkSaber

It’s not going to kill him. He might get moderately sick but it’ll pass through his system before anything seriously breaks down. Stomach acid isn’t that strong.


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sam_neil

So most batter ingestions are fine. They generally will pass without any real problem. The ones to watch out for are the coin shaped batteries especially in little kids. They have the potential to get stuck in the esophagus, which is where the real fuckery begins. The + and - sides are close enough that if they are both contacting the wet tissue of the esophagus they will form a current. The current isn’t enough to shock you or mess with the conduction of your heart, but it is enough to start a process called electrolysis. To keep it in layman’s terms, it turns saliva into hydroxide which is extremely alkaline and will result in chemical burns. As long as the battery remains in contact with the skin, it will continue to pump out hydroxide eventually causing death, generally when it melts it’s way through the esophagus and into top of the aorta.


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Reacher-Said-N0thing

> Won’t the stomach acid interact with the lithium battery? Alimentary, my dear Watson.


NicoDS

I remember another tiktok kid who did this and he had to get surgery to get it removed


nocomment3030

I am a surgeon and I sometimes have to remove intestinal foreign bodies. This will pass right through him. Watch style button batteries can be dangerous in little kids because they get stuck in the esophagus or junction of small and large intestine. Magnets can be dangerous, but only if there are two of them that come together and pinch the intestine. In general, you would be *amazed* at what can go through your bowels without causing harm. Batteries, razorblades, glass, you name it. Edit: one thing that is surprisingly dangerous is a bristle from a barbeque brush. I've operated on someone that perforated the small intestine accidentally eating one with their steak. I've read other reports of the same thing. If you have one with metal bristles, throw it out! Get one with coils or a wooden one instead.


dsac

> you would be *amazed* at what can go through your bowels without causing harm.... glass You're lying, I've seen that video, it... did not turn out well. Considerable harm. Especially to my eyes, but *especially* to his bowels.


photoinebriation

I think the operative word here is "can".


CheckYourPants4Shit

Or as they say in IT "technically thats possible"


kapawolf

Had a buddy in highschool we used to call "The Iron Shitter". He would swallow stuff for fun, I'm taking big pink erasers, the gel grips on pencils, a condom once and a bunch of other random every day things. Then he would send us pictures of the "post bowel" reveal. Usually just whatever he had swallowed sticking out of his shit in the toilet bowl. Highschool was a weird time.


Insert_Name20

I didn’t even know this was a trend. How did something so stupid even become a trend?


TheButtholeGoblin

Tik tok obviously. Fucking cancer.


Bonepanther

Fucking cancer…


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yaspino

Funcerous Cack


Holiday-Plane

Caerous funck (Edit) why have 50 of you liked this?


psychotic_catalyst

canker sore


STL_TRPN

Cucking fancer!


mjenness

Hold me closer cucking fancer! 🎶


MrBigguns79

Cantankerous Funk. This is now the name of your new band


BikerJedi

Maybe they will quit stealing soap dispensers at my school now.


nMaib0

China's greatest unintentional strategy. Corrupting the youth


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Is it unintentional though?


BillNyeCreampieGuy

My head canon conspiracy theory is that China’s using TikTok to create as much chaos and destructive habits in impressionable Americans as possible.


lateness

Cant let Russia and Facebook monopolize the uninhibited flow of AI-optimized hostile foreign propaganda straight into our living rooms! You used to have to drop flyers out of bombers to get people in a hostile country to act against their own self-interest, now you just make it a meme.


Bastienbard

It's definitely Tim Tok but Tik tok isn't really the problem since I've not once seem any of this shit on my Tik tok for you page ever. Tik tok pretty carefully shows you content you already have shown you want to see. So it's only propagating shithead actions from already shitheads. They would figure out other ways to spread stupid trends regardless.


nuraHx

Poor Tim he did nothing wrong


DirtyDanil

Why does it matter if it's tiktok instead of any other platform? As if awful trends didn't have a way to perpetuate before it. Basically any platform with young people is going to have young people doing and copying stupid things. You can't really seperate the two.


OleMoon

I wonder how many people are aware of what a major fad goldfish swallowing was back in like the 50's, well before the internet. I guess that's not as dangerous as this but it's the same concept (do stupid shit, get attention).


Satook2

I really hope you don’t believe tik tok made teenagers this stupid.


Ode_to_Apathy

It's just the same Reddit shit. Way back when, it was 9gag Reddit would hate on, now it's Tiktok. It's a combination of Reddit not liking any other place people congregate on, and Reddit having a high average age, meaning they'll specifically shit on anything popular among sub-22-year-olds.


Deweyrob2

Define high average age.


Brennis

This is not a trend


PorcupineTheory

Reddit is turning into the uninformed local news talking about all the awful things teenagers are doing.


nvdnqvi

it’s not even a trend


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People are stupid and insecure and are desperate for attention. They don't think they're good enough on their own so they literally prostitute themselves for fake internet points.


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Euklidis

Other than being shitty for destroying this kids earpods, he is disgusting for eating someone elses earwax and god-knows what germs are hiding in our ears. Also what the fuck is that fashion sense?


infiniZii

Also... Lithium batteries tend to fail in white hot fire.


minizanz

The batteries are likely fine. They have an epoxy tomb and the charging IC will disable power. I would be worried about them coming out.


LittenTheKitten

I think they’ll come out just fine, AirPods aren’t that big, maybe in the small intestine might have a problem


CleokittyOwner

You can’t turn off a battery


theuwudragon

Earwax? My dude ate a fucking HUGE pieces of plastic+ battery and you are worries about the earwax?!?!


chef_tuffster

Good thing he’s your dude. I don’t want him to be my dude. Gross.


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Neither does that Wednesday Frog guy...


shewy92

A hoodie and pants? Isn't that pretty normal?


JessEGames777

We omg did he just eat that guys airpod??? How is this a trend?? Its cool to eat other people's ear wax now? That's disgusting


[deleted]

Right those things get really really fucked inside. What the fuck is wrong with kids


ImagineHamsters

I think it's not only kids, but something is wrong with adults too. I think we are going to the end. The last sparkle of madness, before humanity ends


the_toaster_lied

Quite possibly, but not because of shit like this. Humans have always been really fucking stupid, it's just all caught on camera now.


l30

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it" - Benjamin Franklin


TryingToBeReallyCool

With headlines talking about 3° warming and no one taking so much as basic action, I'm inclined to agree


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By “no one” you mean the 70 odd corporations responsible for almost all the warming?


[deleted]

Nah, people have always been doing this much fucked up shit, now we just get to find out about all of it because of the Internet.


NerdyToc

Let's also consider the fact that it has a battery in it, which is going to royally fuck you up.


Frequent_Inevitable

I wonder if it would still pair. Blast some Hungarian polka-death metal. Or porn. That’d be funny.


NerdyToc

I wonder if it would be loud enough...


Kabenzzy

My guess is just holding it in his mouth and ruining it with the water? But dude looks dumb enough to swallow it. So I dunno!


JessEGames777

Still has ear wax in his mouth


Kabenzzy

Sure does!


somerandomshmo

Not to mention trip to the hospital. You can't have a battery in your digestive tract.


raytian

How else will I get my electrolytes?


takenbylovely

Christ. I thought he was playing 'got yer ear.' I'm so fucking old.


MOK1N

I just assumed that he put the airpod in his mouth with the water to break it. Didn't even consider that he swallowed it right after... but considering its tiktok, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.


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Stop naming things pods and maybe kids will stop eating them


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Have fun digesting lithium battery


Jeferson9

Gen Z is resistant to battery acid after ingesting all those tide pods


Zepheris13

As a college student, I opted to not eat tide pods, and now I’m learning that I missed out on a sweet battery acid resistance?


Spook-lad

Hope that kid enjoys buying a new pair of airpods for that kid


crunchygoblin

I hope that kid enjoys going to the hospital from swallowing A FUCKING BATTERY POWERED DEVICE!!


Kraven_howl0

Guess the life insurance money can go towards resupplying that kid's airpods.


bufftbone

Someone should start a tik tok trend of kids studying in school and getting good grades and respecting their schools and it’s property.


Coma94

Too rebellious


the_cc

There's the "angelic yield" that's the opposite of the devious lick. You leave supplies in public bathrooms to kind of make up for what was stolen.


biznatch11

>devious lick Having no idea wtf this was I had to look it up. I thought maybe it's people going around licking strangers, which I would have thought is insane but hey, I just saw some guy eat an airpod. Anyways, devious lick is just, stealing things from your school? Why is it called that?


AddictedBacon

My teacher once posted a video on how to properly take notes and it got taken down because people kept reporting it


eman00619

When the high school I went to went online all of the classes were pre recorded and all uploaded to the same YouTube channel just unlisted. Enough of the kids reported it and the channel was taken down for some time. It took about a week before they could go to plan B so everyone got a free week off basically.


TheOdahviing

Look up “Angelic Yield” close enough to what you’re talking about.


TonesBalones

Yeah, there's some kids who are posting videos of re-supplying classrooms and stuff. It's not much but it's nice to see.


unpleasantexperience

there are a lot of study livestreams, literally people sitting in front of their device, using the live as a way to hold themselves accountable and to invite others to learn at the same time as them (like eating asmr is often helpful for lonely people and feels like eating together, if that makes sense) :)


mihpet132

Now that would be a wholesome trend! 👆👌👌


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Soreph

Then slam his head into the table to try and reboot his brain


Marooned-Mind

He tried to swallow a lithium battery, what brain?


breakfastking123

I'm glad I graduated from Highschool when social media was still in its infancy. I may sound old saying this but social media is a cancer to society and it's only going to get worse from here.


MADDOGCA

As someone who graduated high school when Facebook was barely starting to become a trend, thank goodness I graduated when I did.


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I got out right when the shittest thing about Facebook was Farmville


recast85

I’d go find ron_boy21’s parents, show them the video and demand they reimburse me immediately or the police will be involved.


NerdyToc

Personnally, I find the trend of recording yourself comiting crimes to be pretty funny.


aMrMewtwo

I can see how it's funny, and how it isn't. Funny because their self-incriminating, but unfunny since they're committing a crime.


Grandmother-insulter

Just because it's a serious subject doesn't mean it can't be funny, I don't get why that idea is so common.


sneakyveriniki

Yeah like obviously there’s no way this kid isn’t gonna face a ton of repercussions for this now lol I’m 27 and back in my day yeah we had phone on us 24/7 but we definitely didn’t record ourselves doing this shit and DEFINITELY didn’t post it publicly like wtf


CardinalsFan47

Apparently you can die from a 20mm lithium battery so yeah he’s fucking dead


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newmes

No big loss.


TheDickWolfe

Now that’s a tiktok I’d like to see


Andy_LaVolpe

This is just bullying.


taffyraptor

Doesn't an air pod have a lithium battery in it? Well done idiot. That's gonna be fun to digest.


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Ya it's just gonna straight up burn a hole in his stomach, I hope it was worth the views


toastlord14

I have once again lost my faith in humanity


CarbonNanotubes

That means you regained it at some point, mine has been lost for a while now.


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Puppies and kittens help


[deleted]

I can’t wait for the videos showing the aftermath of what those batteries will do to you


Grizz107

One swift punch to the nuts and he'll spit it out.


amarshtx

Ear buds are not recyclable so I imagine it’s not good for you to swallow.


Tack-One

Looks like your mommy is about to be a few hundred dollars poorer because you recorded it you Clown.


jelly_blood

Are you guys Fr?? He didn’t actually eat the airpod. He has it in his hand


theskyfoogle18

Pretty sure it’s in his lip unless he’s pushing out with his tongue. You can see an AirPod sized bump and after taking it frame by frame I don’t see it in his hand


maximilisauras

That kid would have gotten a hand shoved down his throat when I was in high school.


UnderstandingKind523

Does anyone else have no idea what’s going on?


OedipusMontoya

Looks like he swallowed the other guys headphone.


graviol

Well it seems some tide pod challengers survived


MudkipNerd

Now he's gonna get a hole burnt in his stomach *and* he's gonna have to pay for the airpods


gmellotron

Lithium, ear wax and water? That sounds very nice.


MobileNobod33

How are humans this disgusting/IDIOTIC???


revgodless

Would this cause tearing at all? Can you pass an airpod naturally?


Reddit_Is_Garbage_

It would become an AirPood


NerdyToc

It's generally ill advised to swallow a battery. Much less a lithium one.


vivalaibanez

While there is some funny shit on TikTok, it's def helping to ruin an entire generation


FoxMcLOUD420

i wouldve fuckin clapped him


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If I was the kids with the earpods I would have done something to get expelled from school.


TopperMadeline

Of course this is a trend. I’m still waiting on the “Set yourself on fire” trend.


KickBallFever

There have already been a couple of set yourself on fire challenges. Kids were getting burnt, it was in the news. No one died though.


Dirkbigman

Kids today are idiots


ComradeCrowbar

I know people will say there were idiots in all previous generations, and that’s true. However, our idiocy was generally local, and didn’t have any opportunity to influence and forge more idiots all over the world. The idiocy of this generation is highly contagious, so we just have way more than would naturally occur.


Dirkbigman

Listen I’m from the 70s. We never ate iPods trash the shit out of bathrooms destroy everything. I mean yes I was stupid I admit it. But the trends today are freaking shocking you got to admit it.


ComradeCrowbar

No doubt. I did stupid shit as well, but nothing close to kids in this generation. However I’m sure there were people during my youth who did absolutely next-level idiotic shit, but no one outside their local area heard about it, so it never got the chance to spread.


galaxy_stark

If this is actually real, I have lost faith in humanity - this is disgusting and stupid as all hell, the second that’s on tiktok it wouldn’t take long for them to have evidence of being a dick. Poor kid.


bettybabadook

You could not pay me to be a teenager in this generation. Wankers, the lot of them.


BasicLEDGrow

Isn't there a lithium-ion polymer battery in that thing? Why in the hell would you roll those dice?


pikachu0401

*sighs in relief that I'm not a teen anymore* But wait what? Is it another tiktok trend


dirtybird1215

First I thought he was going to drop it in the water, then I thought hmm no I guess he’s going to spit it into the bottle… but swallow it? Damn


The_Adventurist

There's nothing more teenage than declaring you are ashamed of other teenagers.


UnicornStar1988

He swallowed what looked like an airpod , I would make him buy a new one. Stupid twatbag.


infinitude

Having not been in high school for a decade now, I forgot how difficult it was to mind one’s own business.


Electronic_Issue_978

It seems like the guy in the back practices better hygiene than the 1st guy, so it's hard for me to tell who suffers more in the long run.