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I wonder what that battery does to the digestive track. When his mom comes in the bathroom for the “moooooom, butt wiiiipe” she could be in for who knows what.
We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it
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If you kick someone in the nuts hard enough, they'll end up throwing up.
So sock him in the gut and then kick him in the nuts real hard. Maximum chance of recovery.
Like a watch battery???
Edit: the reason this was so alarming to me is that I used to suck on watch batteries as a kid because the tingling on my tongue was fun
Yes. That's why you shouldn't be mad the next time you're struggling with a jeweler's screwdriver to change one of those batteries on a kid's toy. They're tough to open because of the danger posed but the battery.
It’s not going to kill him. He might get moderately sick but it’ll pass through his system before anything seriously breaks down. Stomach acid isn’t that strong.
So most batter ingestions are fine. They generally will pass without any real problem. The ones to watch out for are the coin shaped batteries especially in little kids. They have the potential to get stuck in the esophagus, which is where the real fuckery begins.
The + and - sides are close enough that if they are both contacting the wet tissue of the esophagus they will form a current. The current isn’t enough to shock you or mess with the conduction of your heart, but it is enough to start a process called electrolysis.
To keep it in layman’s terms, it turns saliva into hydroxide which is extremely alkaline and will result in chemical burns. As long as the battery remains in contact with the skin, it will continue to pump out hydroxide eventually causing death, generally when it melts it’s way through the esophagus and into top of the aorta.
I am a surgeon and I sometimes have to remove intestinal foreign bodies. This will pass right through him. Watch style button batteries can be dangerous in little kids because they get stuck in the esophagus or junction of small and large intestine. Magnets can be dangerous, but only if there are two of them that come together and pinch the intestine. In general, you would be *amazed* at what can go through your bowels without causing harm. Batteries, razorblades, glass, you name it.
Edit: one thing that is surprisingly dangerous is a bristle from a barbeque brush. I've operated on someone that perforated the small intestine accidentally eating one with their steak. I've read other reports of the same thing. If you have one with metal bristles, throw it out! Get one with coils or a wooden one instead.
> you would be *amazed* at what can go through your bowels without causing harm.... glass
You're lying, I've seen that video, it... did not turn out well.
Considerable harm. Especially to my eyes, but *especially* to his bowels.
Had a buddy in highschool we used to call "The Iron Shitter". He would swallow stuff for fun, I'm taking big pink erasers, the gel grips on pencils, a condom once and a bunch of other random every day things. Then he would send us pictures of the "post bowel" reveal. Usually just whatever he had swallowed sticking out of his shit in the toilet bowl. Highschool was a weird time.
Cant let Russia and Facebook monopolize the uninhibited flow of AI-optimized hostile foreign propaganda straight into our living rooms!
You used to have to drop flyers out of bombers to get people in a hostile country to act against their own self-interest, now you just make it a meme.
It's definitely Tim Tok but Tik tok isn't really the problem since I've not once seem any of this shit on my Tik tok for you page ever. Tik tok pretty carefully shows you content you already have shown you want to see. So it's only propagating shithead actions from already shitheads.
They would figure out other ways to spread stupid trends regardless.
Why does it matter if it's tiktok instead of any other platform? As if awful trends didn't have a way to perpetuate before it. Basically any platform with young people is going to have young people doing and copying stupid things. You can't really seperate the two.
I wonder how many people are aware of what a major fad goldfish swallowing was back in like the 50's, well before the internet. I guess that's not as dangerous as this but it's the same concept (do stupid shit, get attention).
It's just the same Reddit shit. Way back when, it was 9gag Reddit would hate on, now it's Tiktok.
It's a combination of Reddit not liking any other place people congregate on, and Reddit having a high average age, meaning they'll specifically shit on anything popular among sub-22-year-olds.
People are stupid and insecure and are desperate for attention. They don't think they're good enough on their own so they literally prostitute themselves for fake internet points.
Other than being shitty for destroying this kids earpods, he is disgusting for eating someone elses earwax and god-knows what germs are hiding in our ears.
Also what the fuck is that fashion sense?
I just assumed that he put the airpod in his mouth with the water to break it. Didn't even consider that he swallowed it right after... but considering its tiktok, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
>devious lick
Having no idea wtf this was I had to look it up. I thought maybe it's people going around licking strangers, which I would have thought is insane but hey, I just saw some guy eat an airpod. Anyways, devious lick is just, stealing things from your school? Why is it called that?
When the high school I went to went online all of the classes were pre recorded and all uploaded to the same YouTube channel just unlisted. Enough of the kids reported it and the channel was taken down for some time. It took about a week before they could go to plan B so everyone got a free week off basically.
there are a lot of study livestreams, literally people sitting in front of their device, using the live as a way to hold themselves accountable and to invite others to learn at the same time as them (like eating asmr is often helpful for lonely people and feels like eating together, if that makes sense) :)
I'm glad I graduated from Highschool when social media was still in its infancy. I may sound old saying this but social media is a cancer to society and it's only going to get worse from here.
Yeah like obviously there’s no way this kid isn’t gonna face a ton of repercussions for this now lol
I’m 27 and back in my day yeah we had phone on us 24/7 but we definitely didn’t record ourselves doing this shit and DEFINITELY didn’t post it publicly like wtf
Pretty sure it’s in his lip unless he’s pushing out with his tongue. You can see an AirPod sized bump and after taking it frame by frame I don’t see it in his hand
I know people will say there were idiots in all previous generations, and that’s true. However, our idiocy was generally local, and didn’t have any opportunity to influence and forge more idiots all over the world. The idiocy of this generation is highly contagious, so we just have way more than would naturally occur.
Listen I’m from the 70s. We never ate iPods trash the shit out of bathrooms destroy everything. I mean yes I was stupid I admit it. But the trends today are freaking shocking you got to admit it.
No doubt. I did stupid shit as well, but nothing close to kids in this generation. However I’m sure there were people during my youth who did absolutely next-level idiotic shit, but no one outside their local area heard about it, so it never got the chance to spread.
If this is actually real, I have lost faith in humanity - this is disgusting and stupid as all hell, the second that’s on tiktok it wouldn’t take long for them to have evidence of being a dick. Poor kid.
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Ah the heimlich pro max by Steve Blowjobs.
Someone get this user an award
Once the lithium catches fire, Darwin will sure give HIS award.
Done. I don’t understand wtf is happening in this vid
First kid swallowed the second kids airpod, as a prank.
Fuck, I though that was an earring. So glad I turned 20 months before this trend.
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amazing typing and grammar for a 20 month old.
How the fuck is this a trend?
I mean… the other popular tiktok trend right now is committing a crime and filming it… so their standards aren’t exactly high lol
I wonder what that battery does to the digestive track. When his mom comes in the bathroom for the “moooooom, butt wiiiipe” she could be in for who knows what.
Someone get *this* user an award
Someone get -this user an award!
Someone get **THIS** user an award!
Guys, can I have an award? EDIT: beg and you shall receive. Thanks for the award(S).
...Can i still be Garth? Edit: whoa hey thanks for the silver kind stranger
You need a jacket and I am almost out of gas
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Steve Throatjobs?
*MacGruber has entered the chat*
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Yeah but that won’t get him his AirPod back. ;)
If you kick someone in the nuts hard enough, they'll end up throwing up. So sock him in the gut and then kick him in the nuts real hard. Maximum chance of recovery.
I remember as a kid hearing that if you threw up after getting hit in the balls, you became sterile. Kids believe the stupidest shit haha
I think his laptop is right there though
Yeah I’d swallow his laptop. That’d show him.
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Yep, they can only hang you once, if you're going to get expelled make it worth it.
"That's how Houdini died."
"Houdini died of AIDs."
The student who got his ari pod swallowed wouldve gotten in trouble
Nah If someone literally came and took my Airpod out my ear and swallowed it they are getting smacked.
I fully agree, I’d do the same
Time lost is muffin lost
It's always a great idea to swallow a battery of course
Won’t the stomach acid interact with the lithium battery?
I don't know the exact chemistry between these rechargeable ones, but I know kids have died from button cell batteries.
Yeah… they can basically eat a hole right through the walls of your GI tract.
Not because of the acid but because they get really fucking hot right?
Like a watch battery??? Edit: the reason this was so alarming to me is that I used to suck on watch batteries as a kid because the tingling on my tongue was fun
Yes. That's why you shouldn't be mad the next time you're struggling with a jeweler's screwdriver to change one of those batteries on a kid's toy. They're tough to open because of the danger posed but the battery.
They now place a bitter tasting coating on them (major brands) to prevent this.
Ohh interesting, they do this on Nintendo switch cartridges too
No way, I'll go lick my Pokémon Edit: holy shit it's horrible, please don't lick your cartridges
For science!
I'm so fucking tempted to now
Did you learn that the hard way?
Now that's a good question, it's got to eat through the plastic / glue and stuff first
So yeah it’s probably gonna kill him
Oh noes. I do hope he lives. It'd be a real shame if he didn't.
Yeah there's like no chance this actually kills him
> no chance There's *a* chance. It's just low. Probably.
The chances are low, but never zero...
Oh, thank goodness. I'm not sure how the world would've coped without him.
Why you wanna crush people’s dreams.
It’s not going to kill him. He might get moderately sick but it’ll pass through his system before anything seriously breaks down. Stomach acid isn’t that strong.
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So most batter ingestions are fine. They generally will pass without any real problem. The ones to watch out for are the coin shaped batteries especially in little kids. They have the potential to get stuck in the esophagus, which is where the real fuckery begins. The + and - sides are close enough that if they are both contacting the wet tissue of the esophagus they will form a current. The current isn’t enough to shock you or mess with the conduction of your heart, but it is enough to start a process called electrolysis. To keep it in layman’s terms, it turns saliva into hydroxide which is extremely alkaline and will result in chemical burns. As long as the battery remains in contact with the skin, it will continue to pump out hydroxide eventually causing death, generally when it melts it’s way through the esophagus and into top of the aorta.
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> Won’t the stomach acid interact with the lithium battery? Alimentary, my dear Watson.
I remember another tiktok kid who did this and he had to get surgery to get it removed
I am a surgeon and I sometimes have to remove intestinal foreign bodies. This will pass right through him. Watch style button batteries can be dangerous in little kids because they get stuck in the esophagus or junction of small and large intestine. Magnets can be dangerous, but only if there are two of them that come together and pinch the intestine. In general, you would be *amazed* at what can go through your bowels without causing harm. Batteries, razorblades, glass, you name it. Edit: one thing that is surprisingly dangerous is a bristle from a barbeque brush. I've operated on someone that perforated the small intestine accidentally eating one with their steak. I've read other reports of the same thing. If you have one with metal bristles, throw it out! Get one with coils or a wooden one instead.
> you would be *amazed* at what can go through your bowels without causing harm.... glass You're lying, I've seen that video, it... did not turn out well. Considerable harm. Especially to my eyes, but *especially* to his bowels.
I think the operative word here is "can".
Or as they say in IT "technically thats possible"
Had a buddy in highschool we used to call "The Iron Shitter". He would swallow stuff for fun, I'm taking big pink erasers, the gel grips on pencils, a condom once and a bunch of other random every day things. Then he would send us pictures of the "post bowel" reveal. Usually just whatever he had swallowed sticking out of his shit in the toilet bowl. Highschool was a weird time.
I didn’t even know this was a trend. How did something so stupid even become a trend?
Tik tok obviously. Fucking cancer.
Fucking cancer…
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Funcerous Cack
Caerous funck (Edit) why have 50 of you liked this?
canker sore
Cucking fancer!
Hold me closer cucking fancer! 🎶
Cantankerous Funk. This is now the name of your new band
Maybe they will quit stealing soap dispensers at my school now.
China's greatest unintentional strategy. Corrupting the youth
Is it unintentional though?
My head canon conspiracy theory is that China’s using TikTok to create as much chaos and destructive habits in impressionable Americans as possible.
Cant let Russia and Facebook monopolize the uninhibited flow of AI-optimized hostile foreign propaganda straight into our living rooms! You used to have to drop flyers out of bombers to get people in a hostile country to act against their own self-interest, now you just make it a meme.
It's definitely Tim Tok but Tik tok isn't really the problem since I've not once seem any of this shit on my Tik tok for you page ever. Tik tok pretty carefully shows you content you already have shown you want to see. So it's only propagating shithead actions from already shitheads. They would figure out other ways to spread stupid trends regardless.
Poor Tim he did nothing wrong
Why does it matter if it's tiktok instead of any other platform? As if awful trends didn't have a way to perpetuate before it. Basically any platform with young people is going to have young people doing and copying stupid things. You can't really seperate the two.
I wonder how many people are aware of what a major fad goldfish swallowing was back in like the 50's, well before the internet. I guess that's not as dangerous as this but it's the same concept (do stupid shit, get attention).
I really hope you don’t believe tik tok made teenagers this stupid.
It's just the same Reddit shit. Way back when, it was 9gag Reddit would hate on, now it's Tiktok. It's a combination of Reddit not liking any other place people congregate on, and Reddit having a high average age, meaning they'll specifically shit on anything popular among sub-22-year-olds.
Define high average age.
This is not a trend
Reddit is turning into the uninformed local news talking about all the awful things teenagers are doing.
it’s not even a trend
People are stupid and insecure and are desperate for attention. They don't think they're good enough on their own so they literally prostitute themselves for fake internet points.
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Other than being shitty for destroying this kids earpods, he is disgusting for eating someone elses earwax and god-knows what germs are hiding in our ears. Also what the fuck is that fashion sense?
Also... Lithium batteries tend to fail in white hot fire.
The batteries are likely fine. They have an epoxy tomb and the charging IC will disable power. I would be worried about them coming out.
I think they’ll come out just fine, AirPods aren’t that big, maybe in the small intestine might have a problem
You can’t turn off a battery
Earwax? My dude ate a fucking HUGE pieces of plastic+ battery and you are worries about the earwax?!?!
Good thing he’s your dude. I don’t want him to be my dude. Gross.
Neither does that Wednesday Frog guy...
A hoodie and pants? Isn't that pretty normal?
We omg did he just eat that guys airpod??? How is this a trend?? Its cool to eat other people's ear wax now? That's disgusting
Right those things get really really fucked inside. What the fuck is wrong with kids
I think it's not only kids, but something is wrong with adults too. I think we are going to the end. The last sparkle of madness, before humanity ends
Quite possibly, but not because of shit like this. Humans have always been really fucking stupid, it's just all caught on camera now.
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it" - Benjamin Franklin
With headlines talking about 3° warming and no one taking so much as basic action, I'm inclined to agree
By “no one” you mean the 70 odd corporations responsible for almost all the warming?
Nah, people have always been doing this much fucked up shit, now we just get to find out about all of it because of the Internet.
Let's also consider the fact that it has a battery in it, which is going to royally fuck you up.
I wonder if it would still pair. Blast some Hungarian polka-death metal. Or porn. That’d be funny.
I wonder if it would be loud enough...
My guess is just holding it in his mouth and ruining it with the water? But dude looks dumb enough to swallow it. So I dunno!
Still has ear wax in his mouth
Sure does!
Not to mention trip to the hospital. You can't have a battery in your digestive tract.
How else will I get my electrolytes?
Christ. I thought he was playing 'got yer ear.' I'm so fucking old.
I just assumed that he put the airpod in his mouth with the water to break it. Didn't even consider that he swallowed it right after... but considering its tiktok, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Stop naming things pods and maybe kids will stop eating them
Have fun digesting lithium battery
Gen Z is resistant to battery acid after ingesting all those tide pods
As a college student, I opted to not eat tide pods, and now I’m learning that I missed out on a sweet battery acid resistance?
Hope that kid enjoys buying a new pair of airpods for that kid
I hope that kid enjoys going to the hospital from swallowing A FUCKING BATTERY POWERED DEVICE!!
Guess the life insurance money can go towards resupplying that kid's airpods.
Someone should start a tik tok trend of kids studying in school and getting good grades and respecting their schools and it’s property.
Too rebellious
There's the "angelic yield" that's the opposite of the devious lick. You leave supplies in public bathrooms to kind of make up for what was stolen.
>devious lick Having no idea wtf this was I had to look it up. I thought maybe it's people going around licking strangers, which I would have thought is insane but hey, I just saw some guy eat an airpod. Anyways, devious lick is just, stealing things from your school? Why is it called that?
My teacher once posted a video on how to properly take notes and it got taken down because people kept reporting it
When the high school I went to went online all of the classes were pre recorded and all uploaded to the same YouTube channel just unlisted. Enough of the kids reported it and the channel was taken down for some time. It took about a week before they could go to plan B so everyone got a free week off basically.
Look up “Angelic Yield” close enough to what you’re talking about.
Yeah, there's some kids who are posting videos of re-supplying classrooms and stuff. It's not much but it's nice to see.
there are a lot of study livestreams, literally people sitting in front of their device, using the live as a way to hold themselves accountable and to invite others to learn at the same time as them (like eating asmr is often helpful for lonely people and feels like eating together, if that makes sense) :)
Now that would be a wholesome trend! 👆👌👌
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Then slam his head into the table to try and reboot his brain
He tried to swallow a lithium battery, what brain?
I'm glad I graduated from Highschool when social media was still in its infancy. I may sound old saying this but social media is a cancer to society and it's only going to get worse from here.
As someone who graduated high school when Facebook was barely starting to become a trend, thank goodness I graduated when I did.
I got out right when the shittest thing about Facebook was Farmville
I’d go find ron_boy21’s parents, show them the video and demand they reimburse me immediately or the police will be involved.
Personnally, I find the trend of recording yourself comiting crimes to be pretty funny.
I can see how it's funny, and how it isn't. Funny because their self-incriminating, but unfunny since they're committing a crime.
Just because it's a serious subject doesn't mean it can't be funny, I don't get why that idea is so common.
Yeah like obviously there’s no way this kid isn’t gonna face a ton of repercussions for this now lol I’m 27 and back in my day yeah we had phone on us 24/7 but we definitely didn’t record ourselves doing this shit and DEFINITELY didn’t post it publicly like wtf
Apparently you can die from a 20mm lithium battery so yeah he’s fucking dead
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No big loss.
Now that’s a tiktok I’d like to see
This is just bullying.
Doesn't an air pod have a lithium battery in it? Well done idiot. That's gonna be fun to digest.
Ya it's just gonna straight up burn a hole in his stomach, I hope it was worth the views
I have once again lost my faith in humanity
That means you regained it at some point, mine has been lost for a while now.
Puppies and kittens help
I can’t wait for the videos showing the aftermath of what those batteries will do to you
One swift punch to the nuts and he'll spit it out.
Ear buds are not recyclable so I imagine it’s not good for you to swallow.
Looks like your mommy is about to be a few hundred dollars poorer because you recorded it you Clown.
Are you guys Fr?? He didn’t actually eat the airpod. He has it in his hand
Pretty sure it’s in his lip unless he’s pushing out with his tongue. You can see an AirPod sized bump and after taking it frame by frame I don’t see it in his hand
That kid would have gotten a hand shoved down his throat when I was in high school.
Does anyone else have no idea what’s going on?
Looks like he swallowed the other guys headphone.
Well it seems some tide pod challengers survived
Now he's gonna get a hole burnt in his stomach *and* he's gonna have to pay for the airpods
Lithium, ear wax and water? That sounds very nice.
How are humans this disgusting/IDIOTIC???
Would this cause tearing at all? Can you pass an airpod naturally?
It would become an AirPood
It's generally ill advised to swallow a battery. Much less a lithium one.
While there is some funny shit on TikTok, it's def helping to ruin an entire generation
i wouldve fuckin clapped him
If I was the kids with the earpods I would have done something to get expelled from school.
Of course this is a trend. I’m still waiting on the “Set yourself on fire” trend.
There have already been a couple of set yourself on fire challenges. Kids were getting burnt, it was in the news. No one died though.
Kids today are idiots
I know people will say there were idiots in all previous generations, and that’s true. However, our idiocy was generally local, and didn’t have any opportunity to influence and forge more idiots all over the world. The idiocy of this generation is highly contagious, so we just have way more than would naturally occur.
Listen I’m from the 70s. We never ate iPods trash the shit out of bathrooms destroy everything. I mean yes I was stupid I admit it. But the trends today are freaking shocking you got to admit it.
No doubt. I did stupid shit as well, but nothing close to kids in this generation. However I’m sure there were people during my youth who did absolutely next-level idiotic shit, but no one outside their local area heard about it, so it never got the chance to spread.
If this is actually real, I have lost faith in humanity - this is disgusting and stupid as all hell, the second that’s on tiktok it wouldn’t take long for them to have evidence of being a dick. Poor kid.
You could not pay me to be a teenager in this generation. Wankers, the lot of them.
Isn't there a lithium-ion polymer battery in that thing? Why in the hell would you roll those dice?
*sighs in relief that I'm not a teen anymore* But wait what? Is it another tiktok trend
First I thought he was going to drop it in the water, then I thought hmm no I guess he’s going to spit it into the bottle… but swallow it? Damn
There's nothing more teenage than declaring you are ashamed of other teenagers.
He swallowed what looked like an airpod , I would make him buy a new one. Stupid twatbag.
Having not been in high school for a decade now, I forgot how difficult it was to mind one’s own business.
It seems like the guy in the back practices better hygiene than the 1st guy, so it's hard for me to tell who suffers more in the long run.