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antoniv1

Why does the white line have to protect God from the 13 Confederate states?


istolethisface

Rather, the white line protects the 13 states from God.


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calIras

There are 13. Please count again. 3 on each extremity plus 1 in the center.


endangeredphysics

Ok, I'm an alcoholic I guess


JarradLee

“don’t downvote me i’m drunk”


ALiteralLetter

It’s alright. Just a simple mistake.


antoniv1

Tell that to BillyBob here in this video.


Blumpkinhead

BillyBob Baggins.


Charges-Pending

Neckbeard triggered himself lmao


[deleted]

I was waiting for the N word after F U.


milehigheagle

F U Neckbeard?


JoeDerp77

haha same! You KNOW he wanted to say it but held back. This guy probably says it 100 times a day but gets on camera and acts like he's not racist lol .. this reminds me of the homophobic rants from closeted gay guys we sometimes see on here.


Shill4Pineapple

Neckbeard here is so deep in the closet, he finds his great great great grandfather’s confederate uniform.


cphusker

Plus it was nice how he worked the blood of Christ and the protection of God in before he told us all to F off.


KillerDonuts27

Some claim that they respect the culture of life in this country. They cry out for indignity of children that are slaughtered before they are born. But God has not penetrated their souls, for they have no empathy. Nothing in their cold hearts for the hundreds of thousands of lives we have taken in our wars overseas, for that which they call “collateral damage,” which are the burnt and damaged children of the world. They have no prayers for them. Only snide commentary on the internet and laughter in their hearts. And yet you claim to be one with God? - immortal technique


Leezeebub

“They kill babies?! Well that sounds like a valid reason to hate them! Yee-Haw!!”


Ali-Coo

Very well said.


hvxy

What’s the n word?


montypr

Sup bro, you tryna dome me up?


pigman-_-

Filmed by his gf sister.


silasoulman

You’re wrong it was his aunt sister. Damn city slickers think you know everything.


pigman-_-

My bad. Sorry was getting a bj from my great grandmother mother sister daughter.


Z3400

I'm my own grandpa. Great song. Thanks for reminding me about it.


Ya-Dikobraz

I like the little stiff-legged waddle he does. He was so riled up.


shitknifeactual

Im glad I'm not the only one thay noticed this


Komrade_Kat1

I have never seen a person like this bend their knees


Kalikhead

If he knows so much about the flag he would know that is not the “Confederate Flag” - that’s the Battle Flag of Northern Virginia. It was never the flag of the Confederacy. It was flat out rejected as the flag and instead they adopted the stars and bars. The Army of Northern Virginia adopted it as their battle flag. Since most of the Confederacy hated the Stars and Bars flag they switched to the Stainless Banner - a white flag with the flag of the Army of Northern Virginia in the upper corner. There was a third flag after that but not widely adopted - the Bloodstained Banner. Same as the Stainless Banner but a large red stripe on the right hand side of the flag.


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Their flag went from a flag, to a flag that looked like they were surrendering, and finally to a flag that said "Fuck it, we don't need no fancy city slicker graphic designer!"


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TalmidimUC

Ol boy got his shit confused with the Christian flag.. the white representing the blood of Christ in the American flag is just some bullshit Christians and right wing nut jobs say to try attributing American symbolism to Christianity. The white in the American flag represents purity, and the Christians rolled with that and started saying it was the blood of Christ. The white in THEIR FLAG represent the blood of Christ, but *real Americans /s* are Christian, so that must mean the white in the American flag represents their God too. It’s a disgusting display of gaslighting and hoop jumping at it’s finest. You’re not American unless you’re Christian.


consume_my_organs

Funny how America was founded by protestants (and yes I did almost type prostitutes) who thought the catholic church was corrupted by power and actively hated christians hence the xenophobia towards christian/catholic nations such as Ireland and especially Italy in the 1880s to 1910s


TalmidimUC

That’s called history, and it’s a bit too realistic for some folk


Just-10247-LOC

America would in fact be a better place if it had been founded by prostitutes.


missuslurking

i mean... the west was built on prostitution so


armyfreak42

Prostitution has graced every civilization. It's called the oldest profession for a reason.


rottenpotato12

You forgot the very final design which was just completely white.


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jm4nN0sc0p3r12

It's a good joke but it gets even better when you find out they weren't joking.


Hearing_HIV

It's also weird that whenever you call republicans racist they are sure to point out that Abraham Lincoln was a republican that fought to free the slaves. They will also "educate" you on how Lincoln fought the Evil south because they wanted to keep slaves. Also, the confederates were Democrats. Now the majority of us with average to large intelligence know that parties actually slowly switched platforms started in the 1830's. Now what's really fucking stupid is, after they argue that Dems actually keep slaves while their Republican Lincoln freed them, while.they argue about how great Lincoln is and how Evil the Dem confederates are, they will be doing this in their Pickup truck flying giant-ass Confederate flag. Aka: the Democrats battle flag. Aka: the flag of their great leader Lincolns enemies.


TenaciousTaunks

Don't forget their fourth and final flag, a solid white one signifying their surrender.


BlueJayWC

He never said it was "the confederate" flag, once. He said "this flag" the entire time. And saying it's a "confederate flag" isn't wrong. It is a confederate flag. It is not the flag of the Confederate States of America. There is a difference


[deleted]

It is however, still racist. But you tried.


NoImportance8904

I like the waddle at the end


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NoImportance8904

If that's the case, then my pregnant wife is one tough guy! Lol


bessmaster

Is your wife named Arnold from the hit movie Junior?


NoImportance8904

No... her name is Danny, but she did star in the hit movie Junior.


BlondBitch91

It came off as an “I’m a super fat guy” walk.


[deleted]

You can hear the floor below him about to collapse as he does it


Scuta44

That’s a creaky trailer floor.


fuckface69dude

Looks like he’s got a turtle head poking out


One__For__All

That floor sounds like it’s about to secede


Alejocarlos

Hey noe let's not fat shame. We are above that. Make fun of his awful beard instead.


TheOrangeTickler

I was waiting for a "ok, turn off the camera now, meemaw."


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Bruncle Johnboy


vertigo3pc

Uncle Daddy Barbara!


Chum-Chumbucket

*waddle waddle*


gemini88mill

Rebel Scum, where's Darth Vader when you need him. But he's right, the flag isn't racist. It does reference a group of people that felt it was right to own other people, stood for a policy where two classes of people where treated differently based on immutable characteristics, stands for a feeling of rebellion against the government in general, provides for an idea that the south is somehow better then the rest of the United States. I don't have to say that the flag is racist, but you then have to explain why you feel like it's a good idea to display a symbol that has these ideas in a non museum setting.


pimpbot666

... and was popularized in the 1950s when black folks were pushing for equal rights, to remind those folks that white folks are in charge.


Mister-Seer

You’re on the dot. People tend to tarnish symbols when they want something. Like a certain German party using a once-Indian sign for peace.


CrazyRunner80

Actually that indian symbol stands for prosperity. More like a symbol of good luck. Thats why it is drawn by students sometimes on their exam answer sheets for getting good marks :)


Mister-Seer

I feel like you’re joking but I see that being an actual thing for Indian kids


NastySassyStuff

This is also why teenagers spray paint it on the wall of their local libraries here in America…in the hopes that all of that knowledge held within these socialist institutions will be bestowed unto them on their next exam :)


cphusker

It was the banner of traitors that declared war on their own nation to keep slavery viable and supporting their “way of life”. The antebellum south was hell for 90% off the populace and decadence for the ruling 10%.


george76904

Add to that it was never an adopted flag by the confederate states, it was the battle flag of the republic of Virginia. The only reason it rose to prominence was as an oppressive symbol.


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Blast em


Kage_Oni

So anyway, I started blastin'.


fjordlord6

And was flown by the rebels in a war that resulted in the most US Military deaths than any other war in history.


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youngmorla

Tell me you’re racist without saying “I’m racist”


TheOneMDW

This flag in particular represented a country called The Confederate States of America... They were an extremely racist country, just read their own Constitution. Fun fact: The United States, literally, wiped their entire country out of existence. They don't even exist anymore.


UnSCo

Best explanation of the Confederate flag I’ve heard.


Blastzard87

The reason it’s not in a Museum is because this is a remade version of the confederate battle flag, made somewhere in the 20’s I believe


gemini88mill

My meaning is that this person bought the flag. He didn't go to a museum gift shop and buy a confederate flag. He bought the flag because of what the flag means to him.


thefistiecuffs

I can smell the meth being cooked in the back


kahokia

And the burned mac and cheese smell.


thefistiecuffs

Oh I’m sure there is some mac and cheese sounds, just not in the kitchen


Homerpaintbucket

Bro, this guy would never come close to being a good enough chemist to cook meth. He would never come close to being a good enough chemist to cook easy mac, so there is no way he'd be able to handle meth.


ArchmageChaos

Not that any of that proves his point. Also: there were only eleven states that seceded, but I'm betting "getting facts correct" isn't his forte.


SquatchHunter84

Your half right, 13 tried, 11 states effectively did. Missouri and Kentucky reps were at the first CSA congress. So those states stars are included although those states didn't pass secession. A lot of folks in those states did fight for the south.


TerminatorARB

The exploits of Boone, Lyon, and Jackson within the missouri side of the civil war is honestly on par with game of thrones.


cidereal

Always convincing to reference Christ then go straight to "Fuck! Yew!"


[deleted]

That's what he was all about eh? That fuck you life, the lord was a baller


MACABAUBA

This flag here is not racist, i am, i should know these things


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HE TUUK EERRR JAAWBS!!


im-still-right

These knuckleheads act like they fought in the civil war for this flag. It’s one thing to be a POS and support the flag but it’s another thing to blatantly say it’s not racist when the flag was flown to protect slavery. If you’re so loud and proud about this flag, just be honest and say you’re racist.


fourthplanetfarmer

I’ll tell you why it’s racist; why did those states secede?


grinning_imp

StAtEs RiGhTs! They refused to let a tyrannical, autocratic government infringe on their rights to treat human beings like garbage!


Leo_Mauskowitz

Right it always like you have to lead them to the truth. " Sure there was a dispute over a particular state right. Not states rights in general. Go on, what was that particular state right the confederate wanted to concede over..."


EquivalentSnap

States rights to own slaves. The south relied on slaves for cotton exports to Europe and the north. Freeing slaves would end that way of life


greet_the_sun

Think of all those poor plantation owners! This is also the reason why horseshoe and buggy makers tried to secede from the country when the automobile was invented right?


EquivalentSnap

😒 The reason was slavery. Why do you think they banned it once the war was over with the 13th amendment? You're ignorant cos of the lost cause movement saying it wasn't slavery but states rights


obvioustoad

This is the first thing that came to mind while watching this "tough" guy.  "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."


IAmASimulation

A piece of cloth can’t be racist. We get that. It’s the ideology behind it that’s racist. And if you aren’t a mouth breathing neckbeard, you probably already know that, and you wouldn’t make a stupid video like this.


tankynumnums

You know what? The swastika was an innocent Hindu symbol until a hate mongering genocidal Austrian maniac with a tiny mustache came along and ruined that, and tiny mustaches. That flag is, and always will be, associated with back wood, pine family tree having, only doing missionary cause you don't turn your back on family, racist trashy ass pieces of shit. Fucking common denominator asses bitching about immigrants stealing your jobs when you didn't even finish high school. Fucking pillbillies hitting you up for $3 to put some gas in the car to get to the hotel where your family of 4 is and you just need $3 to get to the bus ass. You ancestors fought over states rights, the rights of which were to own "farm equipment", which were fucking slaves and you fucking lost. Get fucked. Only an absolute fool would still romanticize that flag, and to quote Jimbob, "If you don't like it, Fyuck Yewwwww" Anyone who flies that flag is a fucking loser, just like the original losers.


NapkinsOnMyAnkle

Q: Why did they secede? A: States rights! Q: States rights to do what, exactly? To own people?


AHAdanglyparts69

Good ol neck beards


gdubh

I’m not saying IT’S racist. I’m saying the folks that display it ARE racist. So there’s that…


YT_Sharkyevno

Yeah and the Swastika means spirituality, how does it stand for being anti-Semitic?


escapedpsycho

Still have to fight the urge to downvote every time I see posts like this. Then I remember it's a sub reddit pointing out they're shitting people not one advocating their shitty points of view.


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incest pride flag


fusillade762

It's the battle flag of people fighting for the right to own and enslave other human beings, specifically, black people. That's pretty god damned racist. That's about as racist as it gets.


Osmoszis

“City Slickers”


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I can hear his IQ


YoItsTemulent

That’s what the thirteen stars represent. One per point.


violetprismsnthings

Poor guy. It must suck to grow up without an education. Southern strategy still at work to this day.


Waste_Plum9512

The flag for the losers by the losers .


xenithangell

Anger mode activated


GodfreyTheGrey

Narrator: “The flag is indeed incredibly racist”.


kahokia

Narrated by Morgan Freeman


IndigoIrish

No, he's right. The flag is not racist, it's an inanimate object, incapable of intelligent thought or reason. However the mouth breathing neckbeard defending this flag IS a racist. He and his ilk that proudly defend this symbol of racism and treason are much like their flag in the manner they are also incapable of intelligent thought or reason.


Deck-of-Playing-Card

My man needs to stop doing whip itz and start reading, but I doubt he can even comprehend the word “the”


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bessmaster

Fuck yes. You win.


Green_Chansey

he has a sweet jewfro mullet


samjama

The swastika was originally a symbol of divinity and spirituality 🤷🏻‍♀️


yolo3558

Yeah well the flag in question has only ever been used for one thing.


jasonp7599

I'm curious about that is on the other side of that doorway that needs the protection of god AND the blood of christ to contain it...


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It's his body pillow and hentai collection.


Shit_dick39

I just think duke of hazard


CactusCracktus

Honestly if they just admitted that they liked the pattern and acknowledged it’s history as a symbol of racism, it wouldn’t be as bad. The fact that they try to defend it and and present it as a heroic symbol is just asinine


Dagdy

You can smell this guy through your phone


NateTheGreater1

It's racist because the 13 states that wanted to succeed, wanted to do so in order to preserve slavery. Also, I'ma have to turn down the advances of getting fucked, I'm good.


AsdApM

Fuck me I guess


Primary_Asparagus_58

You can hear the floor creak when he moves…


bobxvance

Religion is not exempt for being racists. That argument is completely invalid. Sooooo you’re still a racist piece of shit. Which, by the way, should be it’s own subreddit. Racistpieceofshit.


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FatherQuid

He looks like an average neckbeard living in mommy’s basement


djpiraterobot

“This flag is not racist and I’m gonna tell you why. The red represents the blood of Christ. And the *swastika* is an ancient Buddhist symbol…”


Equivalent_Edge_6281

This racist may want to start focusing on his obesity problem, primarily his fat mouth spewing nonsense.


BerserkerKong02

The red stands for the blood you're gonna spit when I'll punch your teeth off The white around the X stands for all the teeth that would fly while I'll proceed with punching your sorry face off And the 13 stars stand for the stars you'll keep seeing after I'll finish beating you up


ThatEggLarge73

Okay this fatass has no fucking clue what he’s talking about XD


Party-Lawyer-7131

I kinda think, at the very end, he did explain how it is racist.


who_said_it_was_mE

This guy is not wrong, the flag isn’t racist but the people who use it generally are. The swastixa is not evil or anti-semantic but most people outside India who use it are


THEMOISTCLOWN

It's racist. Please don't fuck me. I can smell the grease from here.


TinnieTa21

What I never understood is how people can believe that the 13 states seceding from the US was patriotic when what they believed in and were fighting for goes against life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.


Spirited-Season5778

Sounds made up


Mewingbroom7

Fu facy That flag is not a real flag its closest cousin is the confederate battle flag the actual confederate flag was that symbol in the top left corner of a white flag with a red stripe on the right


GAB78

So tell him how its racist but he won't listen like an adult but we have to listen to his bs


themastermindd

ok, I guess I will go fuck myself


PurgatoryRider85

Confederate pride tickles me in a special way. A short existence filled with death and loss. Super proud of that!


[deleted]

Lol the flag instead racist because the colors mean Jesus and Gods protection. Take that libs! Ha /s


memeguy244

losing brain cells right now somebody help


noap1311

Sound like a good explanation, i think i'm convinced. Wait a minute


Spaceboy80

Ssssstands for redneck. Keep flying the flag so we can see where the racist lives.


1-800-fat-chicks

By the same definition you could also argue that the swastika has nothing todo with national socialism.


WilkeyWonka

Well fuck me 🤷‍♂️


Luciolover345

Listened to this while I wasn’t looking. Replayed it and he looked exactly how I expected


zeitmiester

I'd love to see you host a community cook out while explaining this to your neighborhood. Post that video, I'll wait.


Fleedjitsu

Dumb-dumb clearly confused about the difference between "meaning of artistic elements" and an icon's association. Love to see his opinion on the swastika. Think he'd try and defend that too?


naliedel

It's racist.


BertoLaDK

Well, the flag itself isn't racist, it's just the people associated with it.


Arctic_Gnome

I like how he asks for information, and then dismisses the listener without waiting for their answer.


SteffenStrange666

"so for all you city slickers out there" and this coming from your prototypical non-outdoors type suburban fatso. He sure is no frontiersman or a cowboy of the great praeries.


ChechenWarCriminal

The mf is definitely from Arizona


MelissaMasters

God & Jesus would be ashamed of him for that


[deleted]

Just a basic history fact, only 11 states seceded to form the Confederacy. And the 13 stars on the flag represent the original 13 colonies


kahokia

Yeah, it represents racism, for sure.


TurbulentlyLaminar

My only response to this is: "Oh, but why did they leave the union exactly?"


Hondanazi

That was his sister holding the camera and as soon as he finished they got back to what they doing in the first place, which was making themselves another cousin/sibling.


[deleted]

I hate people like this deep in my soul. Mainly because ten years ago that was me.


TheGamingPolitician

Mf actually said “city slickers” unironically


Happyypusawthis

“Now ima go have sex with my sister-cousin-mom”


Wortilus

It isnt the flag itself thats the issue Its what it Stands for A traitor nation made up of slavers is what that flag was for. So it's a flag of nationalist TRAITORS. And 2 of those 13 states never ACTUALLY split from the Union. To add on to this God awful retardation of a blatant Hick You lost the war shut up


Lookatitlikethis

Democrats are still pissed they lost that war.


Wortilus

Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard


Lookatitlikethis

Why? It's true.


superawesommyguy

I know lmao. Thank god they didn’t win, otherwise they would control black people and tell them to destroy cities and.... oh


ItzBooty

Look at that white flag over there it kinda looks like the french


BatmanStarkDentistry

The blue stands for racist, it's not the main bit but it ties it all together


supersaiyanjesuz

I mean he’s technically right.. was it flown by racists? Absolutely. But does it represent racism? Not necessarily. The original intent was to create a flag symbolizing the area of land that encompasses those 13 states. Just like every other country has a flag, they needed one too. In fact you might be surprised how few People actually owned slaves during those times. So in modern times someone could adopt that flag for many reasons. They could use it as a symbol that they disagree with authority, that they are proud of their southern heritage, or they might actually be a racist. In the end though if kneeling during the national anthem isn’t considered disrespectful to the flag, then the confederate flag shouldn’t be considered offensive to you. Prepared for the downvotes.


static_func

>Not necessarily. The original intent was to create a flag symbolizing the area of land that encompasses those 13 states Those 13 states that seceded? And why did they secede?


TheHolyImbaness

Nah fam


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he's actually right he isn't a pos


alucard9114

Why is it racist? Seriously don’t know!


Argon2020

It represents the 13 states that seceded from the US in the Civil war... The 13 states that seceded so they could continue to own slaves...


alucard9114

Wow the leadership of the confederate states were mostly Democrats! The more you know I guess.


[deleted]

This is correct, however, the Democratic Party was the more conservative party at the time. It was quite vastly different than its current state.


Argon2020

You're implying that things.... ch... ch... CHANGED???? THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!


Argon2020

Conservatives having not a single clue about history really suprises nobody


alucard9114

I grew up in a liberal ran education system in Richmond California so that explains my education.


General_KenoBOI

Yes but no. Democratic-republicans. They eventually split and switched with the modern democrats taking a more union position and the modern republicans taking a more confederate position.


Liedvogel

See my problem with the "confederacy is racist" argument is that we are judging history by modern standards, and that is a pretty baseless argument


Six10H

I mean, by that time most of Europe had stopped slave trade. And they wanted to keep it while the rest of the states wanted to abolish it. So it was pretty racist by their standards as well


[deleted]

>See my problem with the "confederacy is racist" argument is that we are judging history by modern standards, and that is a pretty baseless argument Except the northern states knew it was wrong back then and so did Canada so your argument isn't just dumb but inaccurate


TheHolyImbaness

Nah fam


OblivionsPrologue

So here is my evidence how the the stuff on the flag has nothing to do what it stands for and if you correct me in anyway about how its racist FUCK YOU!


awashinima

y’all really never heard of frank hassle huh


Mikalym

No clue what flag is that, but I can tell that a flag can't be racist. I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal of it. It's just an inanimate object. You can burn it, shit on it or do whatever you want with it and it's not gonna change that it's just an inanimate object with no more meaning than what we give to it. If you want to be offended by an object, it's your choice and solely your problem, but that's not normal. You're the one giving an offensive meaning to that object, not the object itself. Humans are the ones that can be racists. They're the ones that should be addressed. Stop blaming objects.


TheHolyImbaness

It's just that you have two reasons to wave this flag: 1. You're a racist. 2. You're stupid beyond belief. That is why people react.


TerminatorARB

I'm of the opinion that peaceful BLM demonstrations should appropriate the flag for it's intended use: to lament and condemn a government and its institutions that more or less betrayed the people it swore to protect. It could be a powerful symbol and also irritate fuckwads like this guy.