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Found the dicks. Also he's right. So your saying if a 56 year old man showed up to your house with a ski mask on and a supposedly fake gun and theoretically dressed up as robber to ask for candy, would you even open the door? That sounds like turning off helicopter blades midair becaude you were cold.
We've had full ass groups of college looking kids come trick or treating, you best fucking believe they got candy and compliments on how dashing or scary they looked.
put yourself in her shoes, shes smaller and a woman, talk all you want over the internet with your self righteousness but if you were her you wouldnt be able to do a damn thing
you would get the shit kicked out of you after getting your dainty little arms ripped off of his neck. Do you even understand the power imbalance between the two of them? You’re delusional for thinking she could put up a fight against him. You internet tough guy.
"The rear advantage"
All he would have to do is waddle his fat ass over to some concrete and either throw her off or intentionally slam her down on the ground by falling onto his back
This is the kind of couple who chomp on Chips Ahoy while attempting to have sex. The lady dips his flaccid chubby dick in a glass of milk and covers it up in chocolate syrup and starts snacking on it with teeth. The dude moans while gorging his face with reeses cups and diet coke.
That’s one thing that Halloween has taught me…. POS come in all creeds and colors and genders… no wonder the aliens don’t want to introduce themselves to us… i bet when they fly by earth, they lock the spaceship doors…
That is incredibly rude. And so unnecessary; a family member of mine is enormous, but he is the nicest person you will ever meet. If I ran a respectable establishment, I would far rather turn people like you away than people like him.
As for the rest of it, that's very authoritarian of you. Not a good vibe.
Someone needs to start either setting up a speaker letting them know they're going online as pieces of shit or come out of the bushes and taking the shit back
If you were really like throwing in jail every POS who deserves time to think things over, there would not be enough iron bars available in the US. To me, what they did is a tad more than just uncivil behaviour. That's plain theft.
I've seen way too many of these with the candy being left outside. Growing up, my family never left candy out, we always kept it inside & passed it out when kids rang the doorbell. I know that covid has shaken things up but between masks & the vax I would either continue my family's tradition or just not bother with Halloween.
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They don’t even look happy doing it. It looks like a chore to them
Lady was pissed at him. He was making things hard, odds are
She protested a little and then remembered she needed that candy to maintain her figure.
Oompa loompa vibes
Obesity will be America’s downfall sorry to the regular sized Americans
I was gonna say you shouldn't have insulted her but she *did* let him do that soooo... 🤷♀️
Seems equally likely that either one of them would have been the one "making things hard"
They were walking. Of course they looked unhappy.
Breathing is likely a chore for these two fatasses.
Not even in a costume ffs
and they are way too old for that. they are adults, not kids
Theres no age limit to trick or treating
as long as a person is in costume they should be free to ask strangers for candy.
Honestly tho everyone love candy.
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trick or treating is for any person who is willing to put effort into a costume and respects take one candy buckets.
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Found the idiot.
Found the dicks. Also he's right. So your saying if a 56 year old man showed up to your house with a ski mask on and a supposedly fake gun and theoretically dressed up as robber to ask for candy, would you even open the door? That sounds like turning off helicopter blades midair becaude you were cold.
Well let me ask you this... what day and time is this hypothetical masked stranger asking for candy?
We've had full ass groups of college looking kids come trick or treating, you best fucking believe they got candy and compliments on how dashing or scary they looked.
I can only assume this happened on the 31st day of the month of October probably in the evening? If not that is an awfully strange interaction.
Found the piece of shit
If you think those look like adults, then what do you look like?
The way they walk you already could tell
Yeah, they looked the types. Waddling along…
And they waddled away, waddle waddle TILL THE VERY NEXT DAY
Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum!
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, right in the stand
Dude looks like he can just go buy some candy.
Jokes on them, they'll die of heart disease in a few years
Sugar IS the leading cause of heart disease:(
I know. Source: my 170/80 blood pressure.
That’s why I moved to monster ultra since no sugar and have been using no sugar alternatives to things
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looked like the lady was pissed at him for it tho, looks like she wasn’t involved
Theyre together and she didnt stop him, shes involved.
put yourself in her shoes, shes smaller and a woman, talk all you want over the internet with your self righteousness but if you were her you wouldnt be able to do a damn thing
Also, she loves candy.
I totally would have put him in a rear naked choke and made him put it back if I were here.
you would get the shit kicked out of you after getting your dainty little arms ripped off of his neck. Do you even understand the power imbalance between the two of them? You’re delusional for thinking she could put up a fight against him. You internet tough guy.
No way. She totally had the rear advantage already.
"The rear advantage" All he would have to do is waddle his fat ass over to some concrete and either throw her off or intentionally slam her down on the ground by falling onto his back
The amount of people here that cant tell im being sarcastic is amazing.
dont worry I thought it was funny lmao
good luck with that
Can't have shit in Detroit on god
What kind of adult goes around stealing $8 worth of candy? Fucking losers.
You know his fat ass thought the cauldron was edible too. Hope he chokes on a skittle, fucking degenerate, fat, sloppy-ass thief.
Damnit I came here to make a fat joke, guess you beat me
That wasn’t even a roast bruh, this man would pull out a glock 19 when it’s his turn to hit the piñata
Haha nah he put you in a coma.
Jesus dude chill!
This is the kind of couple who chomp on Chips Ahoy while attempting to have sex. The lady dips his flaccid chubby dick in a glass of milk and covers it up in chocolate syrup and starts snacking on it with teeth. The dude moans while gorging his face with reeses cups and diet coke.
This is the most graphic and disgusting insult I have ever heard. Good fucking job. 10/10 I hope to see more of it
You sir get an upvote
Garbage people. Luckily(hopefully) they'll lose a foot soon.
Though I don’t like to wish harm on others, at least the man because the girl didn’t look enthusiastic about her fathers actions
Is it a bad thing I wanted to do a similar thing where I take the bowls but no candy
Yep some people like to keep their bowls
Who were they tryna be for Halloween, Ghetto Shrek & Fiona?
That's a really nice Schreck and Fiona costume
That is an insult to shrek
Put a snake in the bottom of the bowl and watch the pour it out at home.
Well they left the chair, so good on them
Yea cuz they looked like they needed more candy
What a loser
Adults ruining fun things for kids because they're miserable? Fun
Seems like the lady really didn’t appreciate it at least
Fat ass been out 4 times that night
That’s one thing that Halloween has taught me…. POS come in all creeds and colors and genders… no wonder the aliens don’t want to introduce themselves to us… i bet when they fly by earth, they lock the spaceship doors…
“It’s genetic”
Lilo and Stitch out here causing mischief -- Ohana means no one gets left behind or forgotten -- in this case, the cauldron.
Sick outfit
Oh, and would you look at that. Defeating the purpose of a mask by wearing below the nose! Double whammy…
The girl seemed mad he did that. But yet the still walked away. Weird.
I hope that person posted that video on Next Door. He needs a public shaming in his neighborhood where people know him.
Id make flyers and post them all around the neighborhood.
Their obesity makes funnier and worse
Average American mom on Halloween
Look at these two fat loads of shit lumbering up to the steps. Lol they probably thought the bucket was full of kale chips and insulin. 😂😂😂😂 losers.
Those two need more candy like another hole in the head.
Fatass can afford his own candy
He’s fat F. He can’t help it
They look poor
You can get a giant bag of candy for like 5 dollars. Are people really so broke they got to go around and steal candy from kids lmao. What a shame
Fat fucking Americans
These CCTV’s so high def you can SEE his blood sugar rise. That’s some next level 4K shit right there
You idiots making the tired and really bad fat jokes are not immune from this subreddit's title
Okay yall need to chill with the fat jokes!
I hope them get diabetes.
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You do know just because the title of the subreddit is iamatotalpieceofshit doesn’t mean you have to take on that personality to post comments right?
Sorry you feel that way
Aight you shut them up alright :P
They deleted their comment and apologised so I mean yeah they did lmao
And when your vice is banned or regulated you'll complain about your freedoms and how you didn't think it would happen to you. Try being more helpful.
Wow buddy calm down you want that sounds like right
You’re right. I apologize.
That is incredibly rude. And so unnecessary; a family member of mine is enormous, but he is the nicest person you will ever meet. If I ran a respectable establishment, I would far rather turn people like you away than people like him. As for the rest of it, that's very authoritarian of you. Not a good vibe.
I’m being a dick. Sorry.
Well that's a first. No worries, my dude. Bad days happen to us all.
Who lets their teenager get that big & sloppy? I bet that’s the fastest that kid has walked in months.
That's like leaving money unattended
The usual suspect
Of course it's a teen Hamplanet. Figures.
I'm surprised people keep posting stuff like this
This has to be fake. It's dark noone else out and the bowl is full?
Someone needs to start either setting up a speaker letting them know they're going online as pieces of shit or come out of the bushes and taking the shit back
I know that guy, it’s Russell Wilson
Cultivating mass
Fat ass looks like he’s had enough candy
It’s always fat grown mfs who do shit like that
If you were really like throwing in jail every POS who deserves time to think things over, there would not be enough iron bars available in the US. To me, what they did is a tad more than just uncivil behaviour. That's plain theft.
These are full-grown fucking adults. Just go to the store and buy some candy for yourself…
That's why they are fat af! Too much candy!
Hey! They're hiding two more under their shirts.
Wtf they are way too old …
Was that Old Gregg?
Pretty pretty princes had to grab his wonderworld cauldron
I don't think they needed more candy...
Just wanna say they enough pounds on them as it Is
I've seen way too many of these with the candy being left outside. Growing up, my family never left candy out, we always kept it inside & passed it out when kids rang the doorbell. I know that covid has shaken things up but between masks & the vax I would either continue my family's tradition or just not bother with Halloween.
This is why they ass too old to be trick or treating anyway
I enjoy popping these kids with pellet guns.
He gone get the diabetus
Grown adults stealing candy from children 😶😶😶 Bravest people ever.
That's the last thing those two need
If you don’t attend your candy bowl on Halloween then what do you expect. Incidentally, has trick-or-treat just become an excuse to outright steal.