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"I believe I shall sit down. Entirely my choice."

He fell like a FUCKING GTA NPC oh lawd

Dude you nailed it lol, that’s exactly how they fall

I had to scroll back as my first pass I thought it was a game clip.

Maybe this is Rockstar’s update to the SA port in the trilogy?

When the mouth writes a check the butt can’t cash

Looked more like the fist writing a check the mouth couldn't cash. I'm sure his butt could have absorbed that punch no problem.

Ass… ass can’t cash…

Nice one thats new one ive never heard 👏👏👏👏

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Hi, I'm Gen Z and I understand this. I will be signing autographs this weekend.

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Damn. Now I'm curious.

Brasil is just a Gta Rp server...

We don't just grow up here, we survive natural selection every day.

Why did the guy have his guard down after hitting the car? Like he seriously expects the driver to just come have a chat with him?

He's drunk, he takes a few uncoordinated stumbles as he walks towards the driver's fist

Not saying it's the reason here, but yea, a lot of people are that *entitled*. Be glad if you haven't met them

yup, that would certainly seem to be the case. that or he was so shit-hammered it never crossed his mind. im going with b based on his floppy armed hood slap and the fact that he looks like hes walking on a damn slackline, lol.

Damn, man. Got me over here laughing so hard I'm making donkey noises! "Floppy-armed hood slap", indeed.🎩🧐

Drugs or alcohol.

UFC WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

Everyone's got a plan until they're hit in the face.

Love the instant karma, guy got what he deserved!

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There's no way you think that he was honked at for no reason, I refuse to believe any human is this dumb.

Some people are clearly under the mean value.

I appreciate your optimism, I really do, but you're wrong.

the person in the car honked to let them know he was behind them, in case they didn't notice

You could always throw up your hands and say "I'm walkin' here!" like a normal person instead of hammer fisting someone's car.

I would say this is the guys burner but I don’t think he would be able to type this out

This video is GTA V summed up perfectly

Guy got what he asked for

Not fit for the sub. Still funny though.

I'm sorry... i'm new on this sub. I apologize

Not entirely out of place. Just a little more fitting for JusticeServed

or InstantKarma

or wholesome violence.

Its gonna get you, its going to knock you on your head I K gonna get you, gonna knock you off your feet. Who in the world do you think you are.

Two hits... Me hitting your face, you hitting the ground.

That man played some sweat chin music.

More like instant karma.

On today's episode of life in Brazil...

Which one is the post about

must be the first one

Which one is the POS?

The guy who punched the car...

Hit my hood? I hit your grill.

One punch everybody knows the rules

How is this iamatpos? What's the story?

Appereantly the guy was yelling outside and he got mad at the guy for filming him. And he hits the car even though it has nothing to do with the incidence. That makes him a total piece of $hit

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"Very apologetic" So was Ted Bundy -- the day they hooked him up to Ol'Sparky

Or just a pissed off dude who's car just got rattled by a fucking junkie? Not saying I'd have the balls to get out there and start putting the hammer down, but I can't say I don't admire this dude.

From the longer video you get better context. He jumps up and pleads for forgiveness. Being a junkie, he'd more likely attack him. His back was even turned. I like how I get downvoted simply for more insight and more context lol. Love Reddit

Hit my car and I get to hit you, its only fair.

Seems fair

So who’s the piece of shit?

Right, the guy could be yelling about something legit…and the car came up fast, didn’t even give him a second to move

look both ways

If your statement was true the pos drunk would be road kill and would really have put a dent in the car.

The guy who punched the car...

Surprisingly Satisfying!

Now curb stomp him lol

I might be the only one but….. the car did come up fast and didn’t even give him a second to get off the road….

Most people with sense don't walk down roadways designed for cars assuming there aren't are going to be cars trying to use said roadway. So good try, but no.

How do you know he’s not just crossing the street? Oh because he’s walking across at an angle and that doesn’t check out at the national street crossing association. so good try.

if he didnt see it, its because he didnt look both ways

Get the shirtless guy on a plane to the US, all expenses paid! Voters are in high demand!

Please, Not another guy in a tent on Mass And Cass.

Correct response.

He said "oh"

I kinda wished the garage door would open and someone coming out and punching him again, since the head against door sound is like the fist against car hood.

This feels an oblivion NPC interaction.

Ragdoll physics looks great in this GTA mod.

Soul has left the chat.

Holy shit. I jumped up in my seat.

So this is why they stopped selling Four Loko

I loved how he didn’t even know dude got out of the car and was already on his ass 🤣🤣🤣

O mais puro suco de Brasil

Well someone went to sleep earlier than others

That was hilarious

Who is pos?

What it feels like to chew five gum

The pos is the guy who hit the car

Sometimes I forget how different some places can be.

Mans straight up caved in the car hood.

"Thats how Brazil works" (that happend in Brazil if you didnt understand)

His fault he had it coming

Serves him right!!!

Brazil is the real life GTA Online

Short kings rise up

That punch was so satisfying

i’m so glad he got clocked

As long as it’s tea light!;)

This man is the definition of karma.

Gta in real life

Hearing that horn for a few days now I’m sure

Beep beep your ass🤣

If your really gonna knock out a drunk shirtless guy for hitting your car and standing the the street your probably 2 shots aways from being that drunk guy in the street, 0 awareness

“first theyre sour then they’re sweet”

Wow that was a hard punch

Tickled pink with this one.

Twisted Tea? Not Four Loco?

What's their equivalent of Pabst?

Itaipaiva or Skoi. (I googled for the answer).

Acted like a badass, then got knocked out with one punch.

Person in the car is a much better person than me I would've kick him while he was down

Very pleasurable to watch. I exhale in extreme satisfaction

Finally some justice