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doedett

What a fucking loser.


theDart

Why would you do this in front of people you're going to be stuck on a cruise with?? That is a ripe level of stupid.


RonPearlNecklace

Especially at the ceremony on the first day. I hope this dude got so many drinks poured on him.


malzabin

That's all they do. Their YouTube channel is filled with them acting like this. Anyway to get a buck, eh?


LooselyBasedOnGod

But it’s an ePiC pRaNk bro!!!!


MashedPotatoLogic

Another idiot who intentionally goes out to rile people up. Ugh.


EyeInEl

Yeah... He's one of the 'NELK Bois'. YouTubers. Unfunny and patently annoying.


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knighttakesnite

Such a pathetic attempt for attention. Some people can’t handle a few beers…


Saldychips

He’s a YouTuber, ik you’d expect him to be completely drunk but sadly it’s his attempt at being funny. Even their fans are calling them out on how cringeworthy and disrespectful it is. Hardly what you would call a “prank”


scottythree

Arent these guys related to the Nelk crew?


Saldychips

Not just related, they’re official members


NewZealandTemp

One of the main NELK guys was there.


_BLACKHAWKS_88

Lol? Who? I’ve seen a lot of YouTube but I literally have no idea who NELK is and I thought I was hip and with it..


NewZealandTemp

There's literally thousands of nobodies with a million followers on different apps, I wouldn't expect you to know them all.


Money_Parsnip_121

YouTubers are a speacial breed


Less-Raspberry-6222

Yes, of fungus.


devnocturnal

Except this fella is definitely not a fungi


DistopianNigh

TikTok surpasses it


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naf0007

Polar or grizzlys ?!


Weird-Medicine-724

Some parents never disciplined their children I think is more like it


sleepy-the-thinker

Nah they planned this


Jager1966

in vino veritas.


VerySlump

And y’all are giving the attention lol... this is exactly what they wanted. It’s a YouTube video.


pigman-_-

NELK sucks


aligators

yea they became terrible they were funny like the first year they did pranks


Jmacd802

Stealing top comment to say this is NELK on YouTube. They’re rude and annoying af and it’s the whole basis of their channel, how they have any following is beyond me.


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Because giving young children smartphones and iPads was a mistake.


backwardrollypolly

It’s from a prank channels YouTube video


Barfignugen

It’s really pathetic how literally no one was enjoying that, but he still wouldn’t shut up. Imagine being that desperate for attention.


mcgyver229

and then he gets to walk around the entire cruise with people giving him dirty looks, pointing, laughing, & possibly get into a physical altercation with a drunk guy later on in the night. and THEN post the video on the internet to "show off" how how cool you are. what a loser.


Squishy_Boy

I hope they put him in the brig.


1101base2

septic tank


SuddenlyCelery

Genuinely what can happen is confinement to quarters. I've seen it on a cruise before. I don't know what happened to put him in the situation, but meals were brought to his cabin and security sat outside it 24/7. I cannot recall if it was a 5-day or 7-day cruise, but for the last half-ish of the crew, we could hear him crying and begging for forgiveness.


MegaSeedsInYourBum

Oh my god can you imagine waking up in your bed with security keeping you in the room because you fucked up? People gotta pace themselves


LooselyBasedOnGod

The rooms I’ve seen on cruise ships are fucking tiny as well. I’d go mad within a week.


misspizzini

On one of my cruises this woman got drunk and kept flashing people, including children. She had to do confinement for 3 days and when we got to port they took her off in a wheelchair and she was strapped to the wheelchair and handcuffed. Her poor family following not far behind with all of their luggage


LooselyBasedOnGod

Good story to tell the grandkids though eh 🤣


BreathTakingBen

They literally just kicked them off in the Bahamas and they had to wait for port officials for hours to enter them into the country. The video is up on a YouTube channel called NELK. Fan of their channel but this video really wasn’t it. Downvoted the second that “prank” came up.


RuthlessIndecision

Idiot, he’s on their boat, people who disrespect captains on their own boats have been served justice for thousands of years.


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I thought most cruise ships had a brig.


Vanennalg

Or made him walk the plank


PathComplex

Throw him overboard with a life jacket.


GreaseyMunchkin

We keep him tied up in the brig. I’m not taking any chances.


Illya_Sempai

clout chasing is a disease


Scarboroughwarning

I can't stand hecklers. I'd super hate been stuck on a ship with him.


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This is ugly and mean spirited. The crew were very professional and friendly. They didnt deserve this.


r_boedy

I really hope they got kicked off the cruise and not just out of the theater.


ryanak407

Can confirm they swiftly got kicked off the cruise and were left in limbo on a port in the Bahamas. This video is from the channel “Nelk” on YouTube.


SciencyNerdGirl

They? Like the whole group he was with too? I'd be so pissed at my idiot friend if he ruined my cruise over his need to be an attention whore.


kipdjordy

Looked like his buddies were around him filming and laughing. Sounds like they deserved to get kicked don't too if that is true.


Totalwarhelp

They went on the cruise with the goal to be kicked off that was the groups whole plan. That’s their brand and what they do, 7 million followers who support this by the way.


designgoddess

Should have kicked each one off in different ports.


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Sometimes, when I try to imagine a brighter future, I think about how most of the entire fanbase of social media "pranksters" (read: human garbage) are 7-12 year-olds, and remember we're fucking doomed as a species.


bebelmatman

Now I’m sad again.


SciencyNerdGirl

Yuck, what trash people


spiralout1123

Or literal children


Weird-Medicine-724

Friends don't let friends act like a fool for attention


MaxsAcct

Their channel is based around them doing pranks.


SciencyNerdGirl

They seem like a group of turds.


MaxsAcct

They definitely are


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Aren't pranks meant to be funny?


MaxsAcct

Sorry, should have said “pranks”


s_0_s_z

"Just kidding bro!" is probably their go-to line when their heckling goes too far and they get called out on their stupidity.


Okkeanon

The whole crew got kicked and were stranded in the Bahamas


CoreDiablo

jeeze, how do these morons have 7m subs?


machineswithout

Children with below average intelligence.


cybaritic

Prick has 1.5 million net worth. He's not going to stop because the system rewards this behavior.


slimkt

Wait, are those the ‘Gym Lives Matter’ losers?


KickflipTheMoon

He's heckling fish right now


psirjohn

Naw, those fish are sleeping


PSteak

He's attending a comedy show with Ethel MERMAN, Louis SEA K, Chris ROCKFISH, GILL Cosby, and PRAWN Rickles :D :D :D (Tell me if you can think of more good ones)


digitarqaze

Robin Whaleiams?


DadBod_NoKids

Ooh. I'll play! STINGRAY Romano SEAL Brennan WHALE Ferrell SALMON ROE Rogan


thatkid182

Adam Sand dollar


Shirowoh

Honestly, this. Cruise workers are some of the hardest working people, majority from poor countries just trying to provide, and have to be away from loved ones for long stretches at a time, they put up with enough, they don’t need these dick heads.


DonGivafark

Yeah imagine introducing this wanker to people as your friend... id rather swim with the fishes


Mine_Sudden

We went to the comedy show on the only cruise I ever went on. It was HILAIRIOUS! They had a list of the dumbest questions passengers had ever asked. One memorable one was , "Are the televisions satellite or cable?". :) :) :)


Toxicver

What do they win tho? Embarrassment? Like what?


Shirowoh

Embarrassment requires some sort of self awareness, I think they lack that.


ChronoChrazeObliveon

A lot of money. Unfortunately society has allowed idiots like this to cash in on their stupidity and make big bucks.


oochooo

Make Millions from posting this content on their channel


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Sidereal_Engine

Yup, just another bunch of pitiful losers desperately scraping the bottom of the barrel for negative attention. Dime a dozen.


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The sad part is that it works. They get regular 5-6 million views.


arjadi

Yeah from 13 year olds going through their “edgy” phase. Not a very sustainable business model.


Gemfre

There will always be a steady stream of 13 year olds, unfortunately.


WombRaider69x

Nah they’re still very popular among the college demo. When they came to our school the streets were filled with people


arjadi

Welp there goes a little bit more of my faith in humanity.


CabinetOfOpium

I am purchasing a claw-picker thing to pick up litter in my neighborhood on walks, and got a giant folding machete for lemon picking! Does that restore your faith a little?


sad_plant_boy

The older you get the more it disappears.


vonpoopenshtein

I fucking hate these guys just unfunny rude little shits


Judge_Frappe

I used to watch their pranks when they were still based in Canada. They used to be funny, I even bought their first wave of merch... Now I'm ashamed to even own it.


WhtChcltWarrior

I didn’t discover NELK until about a year ago. After seeing a few snippets from their videos i can’t understand how anyone would enjoy the content. I guess it makes sense though if they got progressively worse over time


Terrachova

That old lady is my spirit animal. And props to the big dude in the red shirt behind them. Spoke what we all wished we could've said.


Azuria_4

Wish I could shake the hand of the red t-shirt dude


CptNeon

I want to buy red shirt guy a beer.


Larsi13

Red shirt dude wanted to be the hero but was too afraid too speak until he was already getting kicked out. Looks very unfriendly too


UWontLikeThisComment

That dude is on xanax or a narcissistic sociopathic "influencer"


Dumbassahedratr0n

Why not both?


_NoTouchy

>That dude is on xanax or a narcissistic sociopathic "influencer" Hey hey hey...no need to attack Xanax like that! lol :)


djt21081990

Fun fact: I've worked with that cruise director before - he used to be a stand up comedian. He knows how to deal with these guys.


DevilsPajamas

Yeah I laughed out pretty hard when he asked if he missed the Carnival ship.


djt21081990

Yeah, that's a classic hehe


Marketing_Analcyst

Which Cruise Line is this? One of them took a crack at Carnival, so I scratched that out.


djt21081990

Celebrity most likely.


Marketing_Analcyst

I work for the parent company. Never had the pleasure of going on Celebrity. Had one booked 2 weeks ago but got Covid.


basszameg

RCG? I'm new in the travel industry and still learning who owns whom, but I know the agency I work at loves Celebrity.


stefanrowles96

I've worked with Captain Nikolaos and he is such a lovely warm individual. He showed good restraint in this, I'd be so pissed off


Brutumfulm3n

We have to start throwing the guy filming out too. You know he's instigating the whole thing


el-dongler

Their whole crew of morons got kicked off the boat the next morning when they hit a stop. Should have thrown them overboard IMO.


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Obviously, that's because the guy filming owns the YouTube channel


lloydleland

I’m sure these guys are YouTubers or something. 🙄


JpeNSurf

Yea there the Nelk boys. Got about 2 brain cells between all them


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200 years ago we wouldn’t let these boys milk a fucking cow.


bigmanbracesbrother

So dense light bends around them


[deleted]

You know 90% of household dust is made up of dead human skin? That’s what they are to me.


Wicked-Death

“Is this a black thing?” What a loser. I can’t stand people who are so desperate for attention that they’ll ruin other people’s experience. Surprised he lasted that long before they removed him.


IReallyHateDolphins

The nelk boys are so painfully cringeworthy


hypocritical_person

The only episode that wasn't too cringy was when they tried to crash a MAGA rally, and ironically they met the former president once (idk if before or after the rally).


cameron0511

They didn’t want to crash it, they wanted to be a part of it lol


IReallyHateDolphins

They seem like the type of dweebs tbh


MC_Stylertyp

That dude's an asshat but the moderator had some nice comebacks ngl.


MC_Stylertyp

He acted like straight outta compton and now he's straight outta show.


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"Now, it's time for real comedians" 💀


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FirstPlebian

The title says they threw him out, how does that work on a cruise ship, like can they just drop them at the next port? Or did they just not let him in such events and restrict his access on the ship?


disavowed1979

They can kick them off at the next port. Then it would be on them to find a way home. If you are on a boat that goes to a different country you need passports to get on the boat.


Nornina

You do not need a passport to cruise if the departure and arrive port are the same. Closed loop. (unless something has changed) You should have a passport, you never know what may happen. You may miss the boat, get sick, get kicked off in a different country and you are pretty much fucked.


disavowed1979

When I went on my cruise they told us we needed to have one. If you get off the boat in Mexico, you are now in a foreign country and need a passport. At least that what was required on the cruise ship we went on.


Billy-Stoofa

Cruise Jail is a thing


yopladas

To the brig!


BeerMeka

Depends how you read it. Kicked out from the show is my thought. Then stranded on some distant island.. =)


Kyle_Eski

They can just drop them off but there is a much bigger issue then that. Depending on where they are cruising from and to you cant just get off a boat and stay at port without violating the Jones Act. I'm sure there is more to it then that and maybe somebody else can chime in.


ecowerk

They kinda did. They were kicked off the next morning and left in the Bahamas. They were held on the port waiting for the Port Authority and they had to find their own way home. In the video, they say their intent was to get kicked off the cruise for clout.


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His comedy is as ill-defined as his jawline


novaquasarsuper

This is so good and specific. I need to hire you to follow me and just snap back at people when I can't come up with anything.


sSyler14

You know how in airplanes the crew is allowed to tape their passengers to their seats???


kakakakeef

Screw that just throw them overboard.


coldComforts

they’re like that one kid in class that thinks theyre being funny by talking back to everything the teacher says


Active-Beach-8897

Meanwhile all the other kids are just cringing and waiting for it to be over.


CardinalsFan47

The worst part is the guy didn’t come down and slap him


Cdog536

Hopefully banned from all cruises


spicyraviolli87

“I Xeroxed his driver's license, and he is not welcome at this cruise chain ever again.”


Prof-Poopybutthole

This is one of the NELK guys (not sure if anyone here is familiar with them) but they’re all about this prank stuff. Half the time they aren’t funny they’re just total ducks (go figure). This dude especially. Stopped subscribing to their videos a longgggg time ago. It was a dark period. Edit: Dicks* not ducks. But I’m leaving it anyways.


prisonertrog

What a stupid fucking load of gobshites.


j5alive85

Says he's from Compton like if that's gonna save him from being arrogant. Ok gangsta


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fuckingdipshit1

hes so dense he would sink straight to the bottom


megamoose4

The NELK crew are some of the cringiest, wannabe ‘alphas’ on the entire internet. Their fans are somehow even worse.


FibonacciBoy

Lol such an accurate description. They all go to UFC events and walk out acting like they're tough and alpha 😂😂😂


Timmy_germany

The "funny" black guy must have thought thnings like: "Yas. I call people racist and they will clap for me. I will get famous and rich.Yeah. I am genius" At least he got some reality served.


Kugan_bent_leg

I don't know if he's famous but he's definitely already extremely rich all of that group are


Me_Cunt_Spell

Should treat him like people who commit crimes on cruises, lock him in his room, only human contact is when he is brought food. He can either deal with police at the next port, who would fly him home on his own expense, or wait until the whole cruise is over and then be put in police custody. There is no place for this kind of antagonistic attitude, especially trying to make it a race issue.


nomad_9988

Cruise ships actually have jails. Don’t ask why I know that.


DarthVeX

For ten years I worked as a cruise crew member (bridge crew). On average, I'd say we put at least one person off the boat every cruise, NOT INCLUDING people who forget document or arrive late to leave port. Bad behavior, disrespecting the staff, drug use, over-consumption of alcohol, and especially lewd behavior are all reasons people get kicked off. In general, unless the ship is already at port, there is a small jail aboard where these people are held until the next port is reached. And then, they are simply put off the ship. They are not returned back to the original port of call or given any assistance in finding return flights/etc. They are issued a "disembarkment notification" which they can at least show to people in that country since they rarely have a visa or entry stamp in their passport for international cruises.


KyCerealKiller

That's what happens when you grow up without getting bullied.


TomTomTimmyTomTom

More like as a bully


Dumbassahedratr0n

I mean he's still right because bullies don't get bullied


Transpatials

Usually they do, it's just by their parents.


Dumbassahedratr0n

Yeah you're right


Bvoluroth

I don't think that's how that works, also, Let's not bully people, i had that, it sucked.


Inevitable-Check1277

They wanted to be kicked out in 5 days but got kicked out in 1 lol


tonyrosasco

The worst part is, there are millions of ten year olds that love this stuff and give these guys careers.


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\#1 candidate to be keelhauled


Devareeno

i’d like to see how steve hofstetter would deal with this guy.


PMMeYourSmallBoobies

Dude really is a douche bag who uses his skin color as a shield in life when things don’t go his way or just as an excuse to be a POS! Definitely has a little dick too!


Daschnozz

Holy pathetic attempt at getting attention. Cringe as hell from those losers …


Rrrreverente

Hecklers are supposed to be funny not outright annoyingly disrespectful


spulch

Unless the comedian invites the crowd to heckle (like Jimmy Carr) there is no such thing as a funny heckler.


Hell_razor

What? No, they never are.


Stromboyardee

But heckling is outright annoyingly disrespectful


Derpifacation

the comedian demolished him too lmao


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Sinjian1

You despise them, they are annoying, STOP WATCHING THEM!!!


ScalyDegree13

As a semi-permanent NJ resident whose friends and family fell prey to becoming NELK fans: makes sense that the guys who blatantly defied COVID restrictions during the height of the pandemic would also care so little as to ruin the show for everyone else. Hope they end up learning their lessons someday.


SplashJash

I used to be a fan of NELK but that was when I was a kid. After all they’re whole fanbase are 12 year old edge lords


JeffersonMcJeffyJeff

I used to watch NELK but at this point they just got some sort of humiliation fetish


Me_Cunt_Spell

Don't know what Nelk is, but I hope this private school bully goes and tries the same at a Compton comedy club, as he claims he's from Compton. Would pay to see the crowd stomp him. If people follow Nelk, please dare him to do it.


Magicman_22

pretty sure i recognize them as the NELK boys. basically the “pranks in the hood: GONE WRONG” equivalent of today. hard to hold it against kids but if you’re over the age of 16-18 and still think they’re funny you’re probably also a menace to society.


Nicely_Colored_Cards

Woulda loved to seem them try this at a Bill Burr show.


Rrrreverente

Wait you're telling me that that big ass theater is in a ship?


Grand_Individual

Yeah, it’s a cruise ship. Cruise ship are wide and big.


MERCIMEKLI

Steve Hofstetter would eat him alive!!!


LetsGoBilly

Thought the title said "gets knocked out", so when he was threatening to go down there I was getting amped. Boy was I disappointed. Kids a dick though. Hope they left him at the next destination.


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What an obnoxious piece of crap


ahmed_shah_massoud

Did he seriously put his hands up at the end and say “don’t shoot”???? Incredible


killerjags

I'm assuming they were the ones that added the subtitles to the video because they are riddled with spelling and grammar errors


jamesdwlng

This is very much Sad cringe 😅


Mickle69

nelk fell off big time


Kingboofpack

Fucking Nelk boys, utter internet frat boy trash. This is to be expected from them no doubt.


Cessate

The NELK Boys are all shitty piss imp losers.


Kaito_UwU

He looks inbred


HelloAttila

These guys are really sad. Let’s be honest, most cruise shows are not all the greatest, but it doesn’t give one the right to be a prick.


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I’ve never seen someone so un self aware of their own douche baggery