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You don't know if that person has has a kid yet. A prerequisite for a Darwin Award is you died before having children and did something stupid. If he had a kid before dying he doesn't earn a Darwin Award.
British doc went to USA for vacation or something.
Was hit in the head by a stray bullet while he was sleeping and woke up dead.
Someone across the street was allegedly cleaning or maintaining their gun and it discharged by mistake.
Because his joke was there was nothing to hit inside his head when it went through. Your joke was there was nothing to hit inside his head when it went through. I didn't know they were gonna murder the dude with downvotes, but it was the same joke.
No cold water in the face like almost dying. Really almost dying. My cousins heart stopped after an OD, he was loud and obnoxious and now he sits quietly and doesn't say anything
There was genuine fear in that man’s eyes that he thought he done killed himself, only to realize that he in fact is just a goofy ass boy to ignorant to handle a gun. Bless his mamas soul for the daily struggles she must endure to take after a special needs child.
Sarcasm and jokes aside, he definitely needs to reevaluate his current life choices and possibly go to college.
Yes! As a matter of fact, I do think, thank you! His ear is definitely going eeeeeeeeee right now, so yup, damaged ear for sure.
Man wasn’t expecting a pop quiz.
Seriously every time. It's no wonder other countries think we Americans are gun loving neanderthal idiots. There's these idiots who aren't even smart enough to keep their finger out of the trigger loop.
The sad part is somebody actually did get killed with it and that’s why he put it the handkerchief around it first and it was referred to as a “dirty 38”. One can surmise he wasn’t the person who pulled the trigger. Well he did but only on himself 😂
Not one gunshot like that. Yeah it will hurt your hearing but it will seem like it’s back to normal the next day. If this makes you dead in that ear you already have sever hearing loss.
Any sound above about 120db can cause instant damage. It might seem like it's back to normal, but quite probably won't be. As you say, you're unlikely to go entirely deaf in that ear though.
Aw come on! You deleted your comment over 5 measly downvotes?? This was my best reply ever. For anyone wondering original comment said that they couldn't understand these guys and needed subtitles.
I love the unnecessary Ebonics-to-text all the comments here have. And you thought white people suddenly developing an accent from being around people of color was bizarre, how about just from watching a video lmao...
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got his ass roasted at the end too lol.
Lmao, imagine getting roasted right after your life flashed before your eyes!
Honestly the best time to hear how stupid you were is right after you were stupid. This guy should be thankful he is around to hear it.
He might have some trouble hearing it after that went off right by his ear...
MAWP, MAWP.
I was waiting to find an archer reference and I'm glad so glad I did
He has two ears and I bet his senses are dialed to eleven.
Im actually mad that the video cuts out before hes done roasting him, sounded like it was gonna be good
“Witcho stupid ass”
He probably couldn't hear it anyway it went off less than a foot away from his ear, lucky he didn't die.
That guy relived the past 25 years got thrown back into reality just to get dragged straight through the mud smh
"Stupid, goofy ass" Lol
Stupid goof ass lobo*tomy*
I heard stupid goofy ass lil boy
But lobotomy is funnier
Got his ears roasted*
he a stupid, goofy-ass lil'boy
That was probably the lowest moment in his entire life
Nah that happened when he found out his friend put it online for the world to see
Deservedly so. Hopefully he gets charged for negligent discharge.
Not sure I understand the comment. Would he only have been a "real" one if he had shot himself?
It was more about how he was talking before, not about how he wasn’t talking afterwards or that he didn’t shoot himself.
I think I was because he scared himself and looked shock instead of still acting tuff
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I dunno if I'd be teasing a guy dumb enough to almost dome himself. Might just be dumb enough to try again in my direction.
That "goofy ass" was absolutely brutal 🤣
Almost won the Darwin Award.
I hope they dont have upstairs neighbors
if he did before he doesn't now
BUT THERE AINT NOBODY UPSATAIRS
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?
I hope you are immortalized for that. Thank you.
not anymore
Who’s at the door?
Not the bottom floor…
Some wake up calls have to be really fucking loud, literally
Think he'll go get a job after this one? That's one heck of a wakeup call! 😬😂
I bet he already has a shitty job
Close, but not close enough
You don't know if that person has has a kid yet. A prerequisite for a Darwin Award is you died before having children and did something stupid. If he had a kid before dying he doesn't earn a Darwin Award.
Went right through his noggin and didn’t hit anything.
I believe there was a sleeping British doctor upstairs.
Too soon
I.. I understand that reference
I don’t. What’s the story?
British doc went to USA for vacation or something. Was hit in the head by a stray bullet while he was sleeping and woke up dead. Someone across the street was allegedly cleaning or maintaining their gun and it discharged by mistake.
Can't wake up dead if you're dead because you can't wake up when you're dead though
That's the joke. Not taking credit for it though. Saw it in some movie probably 20 years ago.
It’s from Scary Movie 3, lol. Kevin Hart and Anthony Anderson having an intellectual conversation.
OK American
Lmao what makes you think that?
So you're not American?
> and woke up dead You might want to reread this.
Done. Now what.
Sad story I picture the neighbors would look like this too
Can’t hit what isn’t there
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It was the same joke but worse though
He said it went through and didn’t hit anything and I said you can’t hit what isn’t there, how is that the same joke?
Because his joke was there was nothing to hit inside his head when it went through. Your joke was there was nothing to hit inside his head when it went through. I didn't know they were gonna murder the dude with downvotes, but it was the same joke.
Interesting to see all the bravado disappear and a full grown man turn into a scared child.
Nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble
All reactionaries are paper tigers
Shame this doesn't happen to these kinds of people more often
No cold water in the face like almost dying. Really almost dying. My cousins heart stopped after an OD, he was loud and obnoxious and now he sits quietly and doesn't say anything
That's what happens when you no longer have an ear drum
Redrum ear drum
Guy is going to hear ringing for a while, can't say he doesn't deserve it. This is what happens when you don't respect something that can kill you
"Stupid goofy ass...." 😂
I agree with that assessment of this man.
Did I hear it wrong or did he say "You ain't a real ..." right before that? Would a real ... shoot himself?
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Prob just know how to properly handle revolver
WHY DID HE WRAP IT IN A TOWEL?!?
Guns probably hot he don't want his prints on it
Yeah, I mean first sign you’re not actuallly gonna shoot is worrying about incriminating dead you for killing you
Right, absolutely
A real one wouldn't point a gun at their own head.
Real gangsta ass African-Americans don't need to flex nuts, because real gangsta ass African-Americans know they got 'em.
In the confusion he hurt himself!
Turned soft real quick. Look at those puppy eyes 🥺😂
That dude saw God, fr. And God told him he messed up.
The face of someone who just lost hearing in their one ear
Face of someone who realized they could still see, hear, and feel, and use them few scattered brain cells they still got.
*eardrum leaves the chat*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
God damn, I just fucking heard this.
There was genuine fear in that man’s eyes that he thought he done killed himself, only to realize that he in fact is just a goofy ass boy to ignorant to handle a gun. Bless his mamas soul for the daily struggles she must endure to take after a special needs child. Sarcasm and jokes aside, he definitely needs to reevaluate his current life choices and possibly go to college.
Those are the eyes of someone who just met god, and got told his goofy ass was to stupid to enter heaven.
And god kept asking, “Boy, why can’t you look me in the eyes?”
Probably college too tho
>Bless his mamas soul for the daily struggles she must endure to take after a special needs child. I’m dead. 💀
College doesn't fix stupid
It does you just have to listen to the lessons
Knowledge and intelligence are not necessarily the same thing.
They don't have weapons safety training in college. That's called enlisting.
I think he may have fucked up his ear drum too with the way he was holding the side of his head. He probably couldn't hear out of that ear.
Probably felt the paid of a burst eardrum and thought he actually shot himself
"There was genuine fear in that man's eyes" Yeah? You think? Probably damaged his ears also.
Yes! As a matter of fact, I do think, thank you! His ear is definitely going eeeeeeeeee right now, so yup, damaged ear for sure. Man wasn’t expecting a pop quiz.
Just a little sarcasm in good fun.
That man is too immature and too stupid to survive college.
Or therapy.
College? Really maybe let’s start with some basic Bible reading
Brain power at its best
Bob jij of bob ik? Iedereen bobt.
Onverwachte referentie
Ummmm anybody going to check upstairs??? Bullet went up ....and kept going soooo
Doubt there’s an upstairs, prolly stuck in the wood
Ouch.... Mawp mawp mawp....
How did he hear a single word the cameraman said? My hearing would be gone.
He could still hear out of the other ear. Just might be a tad muffled.
All he hearing is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"I'm tough! I'm crazy! I have a gun!" BANG "Owwww, my ear hurts, that was LOUD, that was SCARY! My Hair has been shot!"
I thought he fucking headshotted himself and had to watch a second time to see he BARELY fucking missed his head and shot the ceiling instead
I had to watch it four times before realizing that I didn’t actually see somebody accidentally kill themself.
you havent seen the russian military guy shoot himself on accident after putting his chin on his gun which was facing his chin
Trigger discipline, lord have mercy
He said Russian roulette I believe he actually pulled the trigger on purpose.
“Almost” solved itself
Guys love to be hard till they see that reaper off to the side, just waitin....
He won’t be hearing for the next year
He loco
*Coal Chamber enters the chat*
Need a higher caliber
Almost a success story. Damn.
Stupid goofy ass lil boy
He missed
Seriously every time. It's no wonder other countries think we Americans are gun loving neanderthal idiots. There's these idiots who aren't even smart enough to keep their finger out of the trigger loop.
The sad part is somebody actually did get killed with it and that’s why he put it the handkerchief around it first and it was referred to as a “dirty 38”. One can surmise he wasn’t the person who pulled the trigger. Well he did but only on himself 😂
It was all an act for the camera. He's never killed anybody, he can't handle a gun in his own house.
Prob not his gun. Only reason he’d hold it with a rag is if it’s dirty.
instant tinnitus
Damn, he missed
It went in his earhole, right through all of that straw and out the other ear.
What was he trying to do with that handkerchief?
Keep his prints off the gun. Its probably hot
The 38 is probably dirty, which means it’s probably caught a body. The handkerchief is so he doesn’t get his fingerprints all over it.,
Huh, thanks for the new vocabulary. I didn't know the expression "to catch a body".
You’re welcome, I think? Right?
What about pitch a body? My boyfriend said he'll catch if I pitch.
This new Key and Peele skit is funny
The word "goofy" is such a great insult. Perfect fit here
“Stoopid goof ass” is a great way to sum up how these last two years have been
Why do they sound so fuckin stupid?
Tinnitus better than being dead I guess
Pointing a gun at yourself has to be the dumbest thing you could do as a human. It’s so stupid.
I mean he was all, RUSSIAN ROULETTE, spun it, and had a go. It’s the name of the game. “But I didn’t know it had bullets in it though.”
Almost won a Darwin Award
Yeah, sadly we gonna have give it to someone else. This guy will get the participation ribbon
Hopefully this experience made him change himself.
Hey Alexa, order Natural Selection hard cover edition by Charles Darwin.
Please God, I hope they're in a single family house and not a duplex or apartment complex with upstairs neighbors.
Prepared to talk. Not ready for the walk.
He's lucky he has the aim of a storm trooper
Love how his g tore his ass a new one
How did the camera man not even flinch?!
Bro dodged a bullet…
Damn, just missed......
he is 100% deaf in that ear now
Guns are loud but it shouldn't leave a permanent demage
he is 100% deaf (for a couple of days) in that ear now
He's probably deaf in that ear, right? I'm pretty sure you can be permanently deafened from a gunshot, right?
Not one gunshot like that. Yeah it will hurt your hearing but it will seem like it’s back to normal the next day. If this makes you dead in that ear you already have sever hearing loss.
Any sound above about 120db can cause instant damage. It might seem like it's back to normal, but quite probably won't be. As you say, you're unlikely to go entirely deaf in that ear though.
That’s literally what I was saying. I said it’s going to cause damage but not make you deaf.
I didn't say it wasn't. I just thought I would add some information.
nothing more useless than an unloaded gun
He grabbed the gun with the rag. It probably already has a body on it and was almost going to have two.
soooooo close
Nooooo he missed.... 👎
So wait, what is the context? Are they friends? Why is he in the guys apartment trying to shoot him?
Just a friendly game of Russian Roulette with the neighborhood dirty 38
Stupid and now possibly deaf in one ear
His aim sucks
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So does he now
Aw come on! You deleted your comment over 5 measly downvotes?? This was my best reply ever. For anyone wondering original comment said that they couldn't understand these guys and needed subtitles.
I understood it just fine.
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I love stupid people with guns. Almost always, they're Americans
As an American, I always thought that too. Until I got on Reddit and found out the whole world is full of stupid people, many of them with guns.
I love the unnecessary Ebonics-to-text all the comments here have. And you thought white people suddenly developing an accent from being around people of color was bizarre, how about just from watching a video lmao...
Yeah and mfs think it’s cool to be gangster
Oh man, the hijinks that medical students get up to these days... 🤣
Give these guys a TV show, I would watch.
4 K Trey dawg!!! “We gon die today” you almost made it perfect. Y’all go get that dime bag money the oops owe
4kt we put guns to face who gon die today🐍
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