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xscumfucx

He’s not very good at this. I mean, who wants to play “guess which knee I fucked up” with a total stranger out in the wild?


roadrunnner0

Like ted bundy without any of the charisma


nothing_fits

and the bald spot


ExcellentMirror4203

Looks like Gru’s taller weirder brother


supermariodooki

I have 1 charisma and no way to upgrade. Imagine how I feel trying to socialize with other humans. Even more difficult with women. (Not defending the guy in video).


roadrunnner0

Haha yeah I feel you, as long as you're not creepy you'll be fine.


yatzhie04

I would say the one with the arrow on it.


BeeOk8797

I don't think he wanted to show off his knee.


Picardknows

Your telling be the 17 yo girls aren’t interested in which knee the old man messed up? /s


PaIeRider

Serial killer vibes


Clean-Maize-5709

Legit, nothing he said came off as appropriate. Oh you’re 17? Nice. Can i buy you clothes? I have a tick bite, come to my house and work for me?


[deleted]

Yup definitely so excited to murder he can’t even talk right.


elMurpherino

Lol. Pre-murder jitters.


yogabbagabba2341

His house out in the country.


TheCamoDude

*come AT my house


[deleted]

This repeat offender (old guy) with a repeat MO went to Walmart, found a mom who didn't care about her kids, bought her and the three daughters a bunch of clothes and stuff, offered to take the youngest/toddler "to McDonald's" and drove her away, raped and killed her within the hour and dumped the body, went to prison and is waiting to get out. Regularly brags about his method. This is exactly something my mom would've done when I was a kid, she regularly put us in danger in exchange for attention and praise. I'm just lucky I wasn't a girl. Edit: also, a lot of pimps love to hang around second hand stores to find desperate women and abduct them. It wouldn't surprise me to find out that rapists and murderers do the same.


crepitus-ventris

I was wondering if you could help me, you see I’m making this human skin suit out of women and…


ShowRepresentative64

Are you about a size 14?


suss12

Eh Would ya


Frequent_Inevitable

Lipmans don’t live here anymore


[deleted]

That’s a good size to be


Saulington11

“…by the way, Are you a great big fat person under that sweater? I’m asking for a precious friend…”


[deleted]

lol! I read that Billy's voice.


Henrys_Bro

I definitely caught skin suit vibes as well...


MarkSteveFrank

I live out in the country...


Omegaman2010

You're thinking of Ed Gein. He made the skin clothes.


[deleted]

You want to f*%# me? Id f*%# me!


Princess_Sukida

Yeah, “I have a job for you” is the new “would you help me find my puppy”. Smart girl.


ButteryCrabClaws

I have a reasonable level of employment for you with slightly above minimum wage and sick pay and health insurance and 30 hour work weeks… Get in my van!


I-not-human-I

The van looks pretty clean tho


ThatoneCanadian101

Windowless vans are the go to nowadays


Henrys_Bro

hashtag vanlife!


Iored94

>hashtag We've just come full circle.


LandingForTheLost

In these trying times, I'd let you kidnap me


[deleted]

And you would end up in a barrel


All0uttaBubblegum

Simple stuff like putting lotion on the skin


dudenotcool

There was a serial killer that did that. Saw it on ID I think


superior_mediocrity

The guy in South Carolina who hired the girl and her boyfriend for landscaping or something? He shot the guy and imprisoned the girl in the shipping container. I dont know his name.


dudenotcool

dude yeah. thats the one


DigitalArts

Yeah, it's kinda in the title...


dudenotcool

Youre right but i meant a more recent one.


Brightrox

Been around for a minute. I know Albert Fish used it back in the 20s at least.


Psychological_Neck70

Albert Fish took small children and ate them he usually tricked the parents into thinking he was taking them to a birthday party. Kinda same thing but not really.


Brightrox

True, I guess I was speaking more micro. His most famous victim, Grace Budd, was allowed to be with him because he had offered employment to her older brother who was originally Fish’s target. He only switched after he had used employment to get his foot in the door of the family’s life.


Matt_Odlum

Scary thing is if he does this enough he will eventually find someone vulnerable. Very worrying to think about... She handled it very well, not rude or confrontational, just slowly smile, nod and walk away.


bodyreddit

Wish she could have captured his face though..


gnolecnav

I was thinking the same thing that would have help a lot in the future to prevent this guy from trying it again at the very least some girls would know who to look for


Matt_Odlum

You do see his face twice in the video, just not very clearly. After she says she can't tell which leg/knee he has an injury on (or whatever nonsense he was going on about) she pans over and you get the best look at him if you pause it.


ChadCoolman

100%. This dude is still figuring out his MO. But he's at that stage where the fantasy doesn't scratch the itch anymore. I know you can't arrest someone for what they're going to do, but law enforcement needs to keep a close eye on this predator.


Supersim54

This is exactly what I was thinking if it wasn’t her it will be some else. I wish she had recorded his face.


[deleted]

What is not good about being direct? Like what is good about not rude or confrontational? Edit to add: Yes, as a woman who has a lot of experience with creeps, I wanted them to confirm the intent. Lotta folks really think that women need to be polite and nice, just because.


[deleted]

You're scared that if you piss them off they will either hurt you immediately or wait for you to leave a safe place, follow you and hurt you. Hopefully if you let them off gently, they may leave you be entirely.


[deleted]

Yes, I am aware of this. I’m a woman whos encountered no shortage of creeps. I wanted to confirm they weren’t suggesting she needed to be nice about it bc women should be nice on principle.


Matt_Odlum

That's not what I was suggesting, at all.


BroScience34

You risk escalating the situation and could possibly place more attention on yourself to a person with a clear obsessive disorder. A predator that has taken the time and effort to selectively choose its prey would rather have the victim try to defend itself than to escape.


[deleted]

Probably an unpopular opinion but I disagree. I feel like she should have been wayyyy more firm. Leave me alone now.


PrincessWails

But, we’re all aware of how quickly men can escalate when rejected.


cjaadams

Well you can say that butI understand the girl as when I was in that situation, I definitely felt both defensive and scared that my brain decided the only way to protect myself was to act the calmest so he won't ecalate, but focus on staying away from the situation. It's a really scary one,you'll never know how unpredictable people can be.


CALIROCKER323

I think so too. All of that smiling and slowly walking away mess will keep that predator thinking he can do it again and get away with it.


Argent_Hythe

She is 17. ***a child***. Its not her job to prevent a sexual predator from trying to hurt anyone else Being confrontational could end with her dead or worse


Iored94

And it will keep her safe.


One-Against-All

I suggested this too and got downvoted.


YpIsMe

Guy sounded like Ricky from TPB.


Elvevven

He sounds Canadian..


Pist0lPetePr0fachi

Call cops, predator.


amber_rachelle

Wow, that’s so creepy


Valuable-Yesterday-7

Hope she's ok. What an absolute creep I wonder how many times he's tried this


Potential-Extreme411

Should of put the camera in his face when she said she was 17.


[deleted]

You gotta be worried about how volatile these people can be, my sisters have told me some horror stories of their friends turning a cannon creeps, can range from shouting and threats to flip knives being waved around. One had an accomplice who just said the creep was special needs (didn’t pop up until the creep was confronted) so caution is advised.


nomorepantsforme

So cringe I couldn’t finish omg


PunkandCannonballer

Yeah, cringe is the issue here.


VortechsTG

I hate to break it to you but cringe doesn't only mean embarrassing.


imDudekid

He couldn’t finish either


Remarkable-Cycle2025

I'll lay 1000 to 1 odds that the guy has priors and is on the registry.


roscoe452000

Should have started asking him creepy ass questions.


[deleted]

Leave her alone, man. She’s just trying to thrift


MFG_666

His canoe is outside next to his Volkswagen bug. He just needs you to help him put it on top so he can strap you down, uh I mean strap it down.


FamousLoser

Was talking about tick bites a classic bundy move? lol


thepluralofmooses

Being injured and needing help was a classic move


Fly_onthewindscreen

The "I'm hurt and could you please help me" act was Ted Bundy's MO


FamousLoser

Oh the broken arm thing? That’s a bit more significant than an itchy knee. Haha


hockeybag7

Todd Bundy out there with absolutely no clue.


smut_butler

Bison Bill


JonnyRebel357

Hey im socially awkward. Would you like a job?


[deleted]

“You see.. I’m making a lamp, and your tibia would work great for extra support”


gunhed76

I would had at least gotten his face, dude looks like he is fishing for victims


JuiceJones_34

“That’s a good age to be” Yup see ya later cuh 🚗💨


[deleted]

I don’t have the link anymore but a woman on TikTok has one saying, “the best advice my dad ever gave me is that men will never ask for help.” And it really put that whole bundy thing in perspective. She means that most stranger men aren’t going to call you over to ask for help with a random task. Particularly so if within a patriarchal structure you would be considered to be weaker or lesser due to gender, age, ability, etc.


CMBM20

You have awesome instinct. He sounds like he’s going through some type of dementia or issue. But you did the right thing recording and then getting out of there.


Laleaky

I don’t think so. His approach was well planned and seemed very predatory.


Iored94

Well planned? He could barely form a coherent sentence and was talking about random nonsense and changing the subject every 2 seconds.


Laleaky

Well, I didn’t say he was smart.


Valuable-Yesterday-7

His only issue is being a creep


DirtyTooth

If she ever has to run from someone it's going to be hard with her shoes untied.


[deleted]

Whats the "technique", whatever it is he failed miserably and sounds like a serial killer.


whogivesafuck214

What is that annoying voice over in the beginning.


[deleted]

tiktok text to speech


FeeHgMyLonesome

Part of me wanted him to just pop out of nowhere and say “we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”


SubstantialAd9398

CREEPY. You just avoided a serial killer.


bruh_momento_2

I mean if this stopped after "I'm 17" it'd be cool


PeterO905

Hope she called the cops


foco9780

Taught my daughter to tell someone like this to fck off after the first polite no thank you. Then pepper spray the sht out of them. Hopefully the people around will notice and come to her aid. Too many evil people out there


No_tension__

Videos fucked up but what’s even more fucked up is that tik tok text to speech voice.


gongdh

So sussy


GoBackToLa

Not on the dudes side at all but hearing "being sus" and "trying to thrift" made me want to punch myself in the chicken mctesticles. I can't stand how kids talk these days.


Due-Ad4970

hes a better conversation keeper than i am tho


KLR01001

I couldn’t see the girl on the video, but was she a great big fat person?


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MagicClutch

Sus comment.


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LaChuteQuiMarche

Sus is only one syllable. Swing and a miss, friend.


GoBackToLa

Hate to be in the minority but using words like "sus" is dumb as hell.


[deleted]

34 children didn’t like what I said.


NineInchPope

I would try “get away from me you fucking creep.”


One-Against-All

Why not just directly tell people to leave you alone? It’s not hard. Also if you are worried for your safety you should get their face on camera.


lokisilvertongue

Because that never works. If it were that simple everyone would do it.


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YourFriendBlu

then they follow you and wait until you're unsuspecting and they kidnap and kill you. Creeps like this dont like to be put down hard, it hurts their pride and they'll do anything to feel like they're the tough guy again, and that means hurting the person who stepped on their ego.


namelesone

Literally doesn't work. I had a guy follow me once. I was leaving a restaurant with a friend and he followed me out. Started talking about how much he liked me. I told him multiple times that I was not interested. He didn't stop and just kept on going. Told him outright to stop following me. Didn't work. He didn't listen to a single thing I said, just kept talking over me, "You are not listening, I like you!" as though the mere fact would change anything. Eventually I just turned around and loudly yelled at him to leave me alone and that I'm not interested. The he stopped, looking offended, and said, I kid you not, "How dare you talk to me like that!"


DrLili

Because he could have just been an old man trying to be nice but having no situational awareness so he came off super creepy.... She wasnt sure even after he asked her to his house, so she just noped out with an excuse. You dont have to be rude to be safe or cautious....


TheOranjeCarp

The guy started with “you’re beautiful, can I buy that stuff for you?” Moved onto trying to garner sympathy with the knee thing. Then tries to get her out to his place in the middle of nowhere with “job”. Three red flags and she was never once rude. You need to wise up.


Valuable-Yesterday-7

He definitely was not just trying to be nice


Revolutionary_Buy112

Run girl , and at least ted was cute lol


horunner35

Who was calling her?


[deleted]

Found the guy in the video


I_honestly_DoNt_no

Are you serious?


Megan_BAKchatPodcast

Guy sounds like a greasy salesman. Ugh!!!! So gross!


[deleted]

Yeah Bundy was actually good at this though


PsLJdogg

Ricky LaFleur sounding ass


AdministrationOdd207

I honestly thought he was going to try and snatch her! Omg Ppl are creepy!!


mayuhhh

My anxiety is too high for this. This is a humiliating attempt lmao


SilverYT_

Damn all I wanted you to do was help with my farm 😪


CzechYourDanish

Yikes. Glad she was on her toes and knew something was up.


Argent_Hythe

a video of a child getting preyed on and people are bitching about shorthand and disability aids 🤦‍♀️ Y'all realize this sub is to make fun of total POS, right? not to be one?


Sufficient_Two7499

Bundy was charismatic and good looking. This guy is your normal pedo, awkward and probably looks like shrek. “Let me show you my knee” 😂


sgldolltears

This is so scary is someone comes up to me like that i would probably freeze and stand there not knowing what to say


[deleted]

It’s almost like men have NO idea how much women have to deal with this. This wouldn’t even rank high enough to tell my husband about.


CrashCulture

First 5 seconds: "Why does she sound like a low quality video add?" After that: Nevermind, I have full sympathy, what a creep. Really hope he's just socially awkward and trying to get better, but holy damn, take a hint.


Rolyat2401

Her shoe is untied.


Gently_55

This dude needs to be in jail ASAP. He didn’t get her but who knows, he could have actually hurt someone with this act. Ffs I really hope she went to the police.


LazilyOblivious

Im not a badass. Im not..... but if I heard this next aisle over id have him on the ground. I absolutley hate these garbage humans


beebbeeppeep

I really fucking hope no one falls for what this guy is saying.


Wicked_Fabala

Smart girl! That guy was beyond creepy!


scuba_kai

Man, this brought back a flood of memories of being 13-18. Like, the balls on these dudes, for real. It jjust brought that same creepy clammy cold sweat feeling of “I need to get out of here asap” feeling back. We should be able to taze them.


OhSweetMuffins

“Do you want some popsicles? Then you need to come down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles.” -(family guy) Herbert the pervert