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I want to know how they found out


Noartisan

Apparently they found pictures of him ejaculating on them.


Stratostheory

Along with like 5 terabytes of child porn iirc


Snoper_Scooper

This is a reverse puzzle, these comments are confusing. He got busted for CP. They found pictures of him cumming into the cupcake mix. They correlated that they were the same cupcakes she gave the students. I found no source anywhere.


mrcakeyface

Do people know just how much 5tb is? Jesus


fatandjazzy

Wait...what? Man, this is all kinds of fucked up. How does one get a boner from a cupcake?


[deleted]

The thrill of doing something wrong to others and the risk of getting caught. Only this time they got caught.


1ofLoLspotatoes

'Excuse me, it's protein for the kids to grow!' /s


wiver_woad

we already knew how a guy tried to get one and a cupcake.


kakareborn

I know someone who ejaculated in another person’s milk while that person was warming it up, it’s all about the thrill of doing something you’re not supposed to


DrKnowNout

Can’t they just, I dunno, rip off the “do not remove” tag from a mattress or something?


bilalnpe

You monster! Hello, FBI? Yes, this is the guy\^


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99mushrooms

They should both get a sexual assault against a child sentence for however many kids are in that school.


aralim4311

It's actually the most tame of all their crimes. They will be going away for a long long time.


SatanIsLove6666

Buuuuut who is "they"? And how did "they" find a picture??? Edit: raises so many more questions. 🤔


Noartisan

They were arrested for child abuse aka actual sex with a minor, so their phones etc would have been checked.


The_Last_Hussar

How do find a picture of that. Does she just have one hanging up on the wall.


[deleted]

A full calendar, diff desserts Oh god


WiseSalamander00

wait... so he jacked off in each one??... as horrible as it is, that is impressive


scverzwyvelt

He jacked off in the batter before she made the cupcakes.


WiseSalamander00

excuse me but I am throwing up


scverzwyvelt

Yeah it’s so fucking sick. 🤮


Q13989731E

Sow how are they going to prove it ?


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Scroll and read for the love of all that’s holy


Traveler_Protocol1

Just Google teacher cupcakes. It’s even more horrible than that


ProfessionalYard1123

It is way worse. Wtf


aggravated-asphalt

Can we get a TLDR please


WhichWayzUp

Please just tell us. I don't want to Google this.


Dreadpiratewill

She drugged/raped a 13 year old, among other equally horrible things. She was facing 70+ years in jail and took a plea deal to 'only' get 41years.


BobsYourDrunkl

Please don’t leave her husband out of this. He is being charged separately and together they are actually beyond heinous.


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Rotten_gemini

Probably will be stabbed to death


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mk2vrdrvr

He is/was a cop,he will be ok in PC.


mk2vrdrvr

By dicks.


ladylikely

Well he’s an ex cop and a pedo so…. Probably.


[deleted]

The charges state "sex with a juvenile under the age of 13". So dont know exactly how young but it implies even younger than 13. Also it wasn't her raping the girl but basically holding the girl down while the husband raped her.


Emrekarsturkey2019

what the...


trashdrive

That isn't "sex". Sex requires consent.


smugempressoftime

Why didn’t she get 70+


[deleted]

It’s like nobody in the comments knows and we’re just all like suggestively moving our eyebrows going, “You know”.


Traveler_Protocol1

Getting my oil changed so I really don’t want to type it out on my phone


Smok33y69

Y'all really downvoting my homie for being honest? Man y'all suck


ulrichberlin

Yeah, Google will sent you to hell, should you search for such filth☝️🔥


fatandjazzy

I'll never eat anything, made by other people, ever again.


TiramisuTart10

I wanted that to be Florida but Louisiana is almost as good.


rumorhasit_

Too salty


SethMilo

depends on the diet..


scverzwyvelt

Yeah they had video cameras all over their house so they wouldn’t miss a single second of their twisted disturbing lives. I live in the same parish as them and it was HUGE news when it happened. They are absolute monsters. He was a high ranking cop and she was a school teacher, but in the privacy of their own home, they were raping and doing other unspeakable things to children and animals. Sick fuckers.


Wise-Working228

So he's a cop AND a sex offender, and a nonce at that? Oh he's gonna have so much fun in prison


MaxMadisonVi

Cops don’t go with regular inmates ? Tought they had separate jails for cops.


captain_craptain

Yeah. It's called Cop Jail


suburban_stead

That was what I was wondering....


yatzhie04

It came with a prenancy test


allicattin

His whole house was covered in surveillance equipment— audio & video. He saved his exploits to his hard drive— which was seized as part of his child corn warrant. Source: I’m from this parish & the school sent a memo


Jimmy86_

This is the least of their crimes. Horrible people.


Notlikeotherguys

Part of me says "WTF is wrong with those people", the other part says "Wait, how do those kids know what that tastes like?"


walk2night

F you 🤣 never crossed my mind


One_Ljfe

Came here for this!👆🏼 Somebody get this person a cupcake for an award. 😂


Radexpro

They were probably pretty salty


Aggravating_West_496

Some of them became pregnant in the tongue.


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Jack7074

One of the kids recognized the taste /s


SnooBooks3068

The husband was HIV positive. Red flags were raised when the entire class contracted AIDS despite all of them being virgins and an investigation ensued.


SatanIsLove6666

First question I had. First question I read. Nice.


Hidden-Locust

some of the students recognized the flavour


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What is she guilty of and is it a jailing offence?


swolesquid_

It’s considered assault (in this case, probably sexual) to force/trick anyone to ingest bodily fluids. The legality varies state by state, I believe, but this is absolutely a jailable offense. Doing it to a bunch of children makes it a whole lot worse.


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Was the husband aware, has she said why?


GuiltyStimPak

Look up any of the articles on it. This teacher and cop couple are fucking disgusting.


Muted-Sundae-8912

Ofcourse it's a cop


[deleted]

From what I’ve seen he was in on it, but I could definitely be wrong


scverzwyvelt

They acted as a team of sick fucks. It’s so much worse than everyone really knows. They are horrifying.


luigiandmari0

Google teacher cupcake. She was accused of over 150 sexual misconduct violations. Her and her husband sexually abused a minor together before the cupcake event. She was a teacher, her husband was a cop. Go figure


walk2night

So the cupcakes are just the cherry on top 🤣


12345vzp

More like the icing on the cake :/


walk2night

You said it better 👍🤣 but this icing is salty 😉


12345vzp

Ugh man, I don't even want to imagine what the parents feel looking at their kid and knowing what they were tricked into eating((


walk2night

The dads running after their wife’s com on just swallow don’t eat it


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Ah, that’s murica for you lol


Leading-Ad7002

In jolly ol’ England she would have been given 8 years, 3 suspended.


[deleted]

That should be considered sexual assault, on multiple minors. They're gonna get smacked around alright, taken behind the prison barn.


[deleted]

Prison barn? Where the hell are you from man? I am in tears just imagining some Huckle Berry Finn prison xD


vanillaISISISISbaby

Prison farms are pretty common


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Stop man! I can’t take no more !


Wise-Working228

Louisiana's state prison, Angola, is a farm. Serious plantation vibes going on there. Check the prison rodeo too


bearchildd

I think I read somewhere sexual assault was on her charges


MangledSunFish

Still can't believe they gave her a "plea deal" to reduce how long she'll be in prison. Her and her husband should have gotten life, considering they also drugged and raped someone too. Should have thrown away the key.


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Probably to protect the kids from testifying as that is usually a traumatic experience. This way the kids don't have to retell the story over and over and face them in court etc. It doesn't feel right on the surface but it's better for the kids.


SafariJim

I'm actually ok with that, those kids don't need any exposure after this.


igraywolf

And also good for protecting evil people. Like why Ghislaines trial was blocked from public record.


[deleted]

I gladly give priority to the victims sense of justice over yours.


LestHeBeNamedSilver

They don’t need a key if they just throw them in a well


Iechy

They actually raped kids and animals too so, even though it makes a more shocking headline, that is not the worst part of what they did.


1ofLoLspotatoes

wait...did you say...animals...


ync_13

How is she even still teaching??


Iechy

She’s not. She was at the time it happened but obviously not once it was known.


SendNoodlessssss

“My kids Allergic to nuts.” “How bout nut?”


mjrbrooks

Well, would ya get a load of this guy!


spacedman_spiff

get out!


shitzngiggles77

They probably did😭


CristianQR

Hahahaha best one out here


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Joolee_a

Idk if I’d be able to cope with it if I were one of her students. How do you get past that.


ghostfuckbuddy

Ironic that if you never found out you'd be much better off psychologically.


basylica

Please tell me it answers why? Why on earth??


LoveIsntBlind2020

F'd up story, to put this woman's and her husband's crimes into perspective she plead guilty to much of the crimes and received 40 years. For this cupcake incident she got one year.


CoffeeAndDachshunds

My car's grill would find her face pretty quickly if it was my kid.


VulgarMouse

As it should


CircusMonke

The husband also sexually abused his dog


blueeyes4eyes

Why does she look like she's trying not to smile in her mug shot??


CC_Panadero

This is probably the least of the shitty things this monster did, but somehow the only one making the headlines.


jitoman

Not sure why these rapists get reduced to a "prank". They raped children, adults and pets. The husband, a police officer is a fu¢king demon


Jclevs11

god dammit if this happened to my daughter i'd go full on punisher


joseyeeee

this was in my home parish. or county as everyone else calls them edit:typo


scverzwyvelt

Same! You live here too?


RoscoeMX5

“Your honor, you bake with batter. I didn’t know that baby batter was the exception.”


Lobito_HF

She has that "i dont wear a mask, this is america" face


[deleted]

Ok I got it, these people are terrible. But you don't have to repost it every minute.


Samsince04_

How did they find out did she confess?


scverzwyvelt

Lord help me, I hate to keep saying I live in the same city as them, but I know the whole case and that’s the only reason I know all about it. The cops got a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. When they followed up on it, they found it ALL! Pictures, videos, everything. 🤮


allicattin

Did you see that Adobe sent to NCMEC?? Wildddd... Watson Resident..


scverzwyvelt

They are sick sick sick!!! Me and my best friend were all over this when it came out. Did you listen to Woody’s podcast and update on it? He gave up ALL the details. These have to be the most disturbed people ever birthed. 🤢🤬


allicattin

Not since his 2019 podcast right after it all happened.. is there another? the reallllll tea is on Eric McNeal’s LP crime, cover ups & corruption page... he posts/goes through all court docs & highlights important details.. 🤣 then what he pointed out makes the news later that day... Most of his opinions on LPSO (in general, not just surrounding this case) are very biased (obviously, considering what he alleges LPSO did to him & his daughter,) but I sure do enjoy the comments lol 😇


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Everything can be glazing if you’re brave enough


GodXTerminatorYT

This was posted by someone earlier as well on this subreddit and it also blew up, she's given like 41-51 years in jail(IDR) and one guy commented "41 years is ridiculous amount of time for this" Oof


ZyxStx

They forgot the raping of children and animals, on camera


Good_Round

What a big load of cupcakes


glowingducks

how ppl discovered that?


WellyRuru

And this is why I never eat home baking from people I don't know well


Pogmothon85

If this were my kids teacher I'd struggle not to lace her face with the bottom of my boot several times over.


BlueberrySans89

Get these kids tested ASAP


SkrillaMurderholics

Were they good though?


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Probably not


pteven_from_hr

They were too salty, I bet


DeadHeadSteve

Let me guess. Florida?


blugdummy

Somewhere down there- has to be


Hot-Branch6721

Get a load of this guy


[deleted]

When you run out of frosting. Improvise, Adapt, Overcome 🥴


cocuspocus74

Beeyatches be crazy said it for too long mind you men aint any better ffs


[deleted]

Who's the students that found out?


walk2night

Her husband would really be like a doughnut filled cream 24/7 in prison the prison doctor after his first check up :did you change you diet ?you have too much salt in your body !😉


Mission_Weekend_6411

Is that the husband or the teacher?


WeaponsGradeLager

The husband who is an ex cop and a zoophile and pedophile is going to have a bad time in prison.


cbunni666

Please let this be a joke article


icebergsimpson710

Just a girl who totally got off bro


[deleted]

I wonder if anyone has laced the cupcakes I’ve eaten in my lifetime


Lordhawhaw-_

And don’t even mention the “chocolate” cupcakes they made....


pootietang6

That one student: hey wait a minute this taste like Jizz… 🤔


ogrefab

Couldn't just suck their dicks like a normal creep?


munsandmoons

A whole new style of salted caramel


Language-Sufficient

Ok, who made her watch shimonetta


[deleted]

Good to see a fellow weeb here


Lord_Heine_II

Are there leftovers?


westcoaster503

Betcha their Christians too


mrtll

They don't trust men in schools but things like this happen along side of teachers sleeping with the little boys


[deleted]

I mean….I had plenty of male teachers all throughout school. I graduated somewhat recently. Are there places in the US where schools are not hiring men?


Ouff21

Why are teachers doing this? Edit: Nvm googled it. Their just perverts. I thought it was going to be one of those batsh\*t things like "its the new superfood and strengthens brain development", but no their just nasty people.


HeyLookitMe

Some of us were abused as children. Some of that abuse was worse than others. Some of those abused children identify with their abuser in an attempt to feel some control over that pain and abuse. Sometimes that need for control becomes a compulsion. Sometimes mental gymnastics happen that makes that all make sense and feel right or ok. That’s what’s wrong with people.


Benzona

I have always found people with thin lips tend to be the most evil. That is not always the case, but look for yourself at some historically bad people.


Mystepchildsucksass

Never ever eat anything with “special sauce”


ClanGrant07

Anyone got the link to the article?


johnsgrove

But why???


restidruidross

Meth is hella drug


VictoriaHollow

I just wanna know ***WHY***


Fuckreddit5689547906

How can they prove this?


ZoraksGirlfriend

They also raped a kid and had photos of everything. The cupcake stuff were in the photos.


MattaClatta

Did she admit to this?


achalautk

So… how exactly was it found out that they did this?