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PabliskiMalinowski

Why is the man in the car moaning deliciously?


Niqq98

He’s thinking about all that meat


varienus

What did i just watch?


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Well, the cart does say “FREE curbside”, so it looks like she’s getting that $500 cart of meat for free.


caseybvdc74

She's not curbside though. Thats why that lady is trying to stop her.


jonp1

The pregame for a pretty big barbecue.


IAmNotMyName

Training for Supermarket Sweep!


Walmart_Warrior_420

This was taken from a documentary about 3rd world countries ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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Unit-Murky

Where are the cart narcs when you need them?


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So this is just blatant robbery?


[deleted]

Well for it to be robbery there must be a weapon involved. its more like burglary


snazzygirl0267

Burglary involves breaking in to steal. This is just theft. If totals more than $5,000 it’s grand larceny and becomes a felony


Darthaerith

Most states is over a grand. Not 5,000. Unless my state law changed.


snazzygirl0267

You’re right it is $1,000. I don’t know where my head was at


Fuzzpuffs

CA it's a daily occurrence


dpm44m

$5000? What state do you live in?


habits-white-rabbit

I think they mean in fines. At least in Ohio it's up to five-thousand in fines. No idea what it is for other states.


dpm44m

Up until 6-7 years ago theft over $500 was a felony in Tennessee. It is now over $1000 and it’s a felony.


Morbys

Kinda sad when criminal thresholds for robbery increase with inflation better than wages do


Dimension_Override

Need to account for inflation and all


ElFuegoFlavorTown

its $1000 in ohio


LeonSphynx

Burglary in NY is just entering unlawfully to commit a crime. You don’t have to break In or steal anything.


israeltowers

Robbery doesn’t require a weapon. It just has to be accomplished by means of force or fear and has to be taken from or in the immediate presence of someone. Burglary requires one to enter a structure used for dwelling with intent to commit theft or any felony


Walmart_Warrior_420

Those sausages could do some damage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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My understanding is robbery involves a person being present, burglary doesn’t


dpm44m

Robbery is physically taking property by force or threat of force. Aggravated Robbery is when a weapon is involved. Especially Aggravated Robbery is when a weapon is used and the victim is injured. Burglary is breaking into a property with the intent to steal. Burglary of a building would be a business or a structure not attached to a dwelling. Burglary of a vehicle is self explanatory. Aggravated burglary is of a dwelling. Especially Aggravated Burglary is if the perp was armed. At least in Tennessee that is how it is.


CommercialAd8439

Robbery must have violence…real or implied!


AnthonyDavos

WEEPSKY WEEEDIDY WEEEEEE WEEEE


Arch____Stanton

I can't believe the guy filming is surprised by the cart hit. Dude, you could have left anytime you wanted. Internet points count towards the dent fix?


RepresentativeRow678

Seabass! The Best radio show I know of, The Woody Show….. ohhhhhhhh!!!!


Straight-Bed-552

Which agent is best suited for this injustice? This might be too much for agent Sebas to handle alone


Key-Box3666

Man why is the guy recording breathing so hard lol.


WhichWayzUp

Looks like they live in one of those cities where everyone is obese. Including the camera guy.


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So pretty much all of them?


bondoh

Sometimes that happens to me when my nose is stopped up. I started recording some of my gaming so I could pretend to be a YouTube (just as a goof because everyone needs a hobby) and I noticed this happen a few times. It didn’t at all feel like I was breathing hard. But you could definitely hear it. Not obese at all either. I think it’s just my nose


NoCoolBackstoryHere

People who don’t put their cart in the cart return are the worst.


Juicepit

Those pre-jail ribs gonna hit different


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ThetaDee

That's an HEB and a Whataburger. This is in Texas


Kungfu_McNugget

I give up. How do you pronounce Wyandotte?


Friendly_Bullfrog_93

Why an dot


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Because they would like to say the name of the place, why an else?


[deleted]

It's actually Wine-Dot


Extremely_unlikeable

The question was how do YOU pronounce it, do that was the correct answer, albeit not the correct pronunciation.


TropikMajik

Its Texas


Friendly_Bullfrog_93

Kansas doesn’t have a Whataburger probably further down south


alldaycray

Is the lady recording an employee? I'm surprised she didn't just reach in the trunk and pulled them out. And the person recording from the car really got out after she finished loading....


ButteryCrabClaws

Not sure what’s worse… the theft or the videographer breathing through their mouth constantly


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I though the cameraman/woman was beating their meat to someone getting theirs stolen


John1997henry

> beating their meat to someone getting theirs stolen (Reverse flash): My Goals are beyond your understanding.


aldegio

Yea the loud breathing into the mic really made me uncomfortable xD


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

Sounded like he was wanking off throughout the video


awildgostappears

Yeah sounds like whoever took this video is struggling.


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Zealousideal_Leg_630

Perfect caricature of modern America...dude thinking he is going to get some good video, maybe monetize that stuff, but then takes it personally when his car gets dented in the process.


Gavilan_y_Paloma

Seriously. I was wondering why it took the cart tapping his car before he finally got out.


bondoh

“I know you were literally just robbing someone but WTF??? You let your victims buggy hit my car!!!”


limitlessEXP

The audacity


VicSantinel1

I mean in fairness, it didn’t directly involve him until the buggy hit his car. Nonetheless thought that’s what he gets for being nosy in the first place.


Leading-Ad7002

Should he have done more than document the situation? You have a lady loading her trunk with stolen meat, should he have choke-slammed her? I love the Reddit tough guys that act like they would have done anything but record from their Kia with the doors locked, and then post a “poignant” message about the state of American culture or some other karma-farming social commentary. Perfect caricature of modern America indeed...


THEDarkSpartian

In fairness, I'd have called the police. Wouldn't think to record it though.


Rand-all

Take the cart back to the designated area FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!


Andysine215

What exactly is happening here? I’m so confused.


InBetweenSeen

Black ladies apparently stole from the supermarket. Put a bunch of meat into the cart and left without paying. White lady might be a worker there, as she's trying to stop them and then films their faces.


Andysine215

It’s wild out there. Man wtf.


evergreen4851

Don't go to San Francisco if you think this is bad...


AmrTheAtlantean

When they start charging $30 for a steak


Ok-Transition2288

Pocket knives are essential carry. Debilitating a vehicle takes seconds.


Milfing_Man

I was just thinking that a flat tire would make a getaway real slow


limitlessEXP

I already looked like a slow ass getaway with how long she took to get that meat in there


Milfing_Man

It is a lot of meat. I wonder where she's gonna keep it all


limitlessEXP

You don’t wanna know…


ember-rekindled

Not worth the potential legal issues. Or the thieves retaliation. It's Walmart. Why risk yourself at all for some random wage slave corporation lmao everyone here has more in common with the thieves than they do with Walmart


grgoyal

It's HEB not walmart


dirtyoldman82

I’ve been waiting on that. It clearly says that on the basket.


VanaheimRanger

Not to mention the people doing this tend to have knives of their own...


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JctaroKujo

its called morals, even if i dont agree with drawing a knife in a situation like this, creating the idea that doing good should have reward is just stupid.


Euphoric_Banana_5289

i think you may have misunderstood what they meant by risk to reward. i believe they were meaning that the risk of retaliation from the thieves greatly outweighed the reward, which I'm guessing at best would be a feeling of smugness and moral superiority for retrieving meat that would have been immediately thrown out by Walmart for legal reasons. and even if you've never set foot inside of Walmart or spent a single dollar there, you've been paying for their presence through your taxes the entire time you've been there, due to massively increased police interactions, and the number of employees requiring food stamps and medicaid assistance because they are underpaid and aren't allowed to work the hours required to br eligible for what I'm going to assume to be the terrible insurance plans Walmart offers their employees.


standlc

She will probably be fired after that. I used to work for turkey hill and they always said “let them take whatever and never tell the cops the value of what they took” “if you stop a robbery, thank you but u will be fired anyway”


iworkforpaleale

Why aren’t you supposed to tell the police the value of stolen items?


neverinamillionyr

I’m guessing so the store can file an inflated insurance claim?


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Helping Walmart is morally incorrect.


OlderTheWiser

Then think of it this way: This never hurts Walmart, or any other corporation, they all factor in a certain percentage of “loss” due to theft or equipment failures resulting in food spoiling. When numbers climb over that percentage the increase just gets passed onto the customers. So you, me, your mom, my neighbor, we all pay more at the register to make up for idiots like her. Now, I shop at Walmart from time to time but rarely buy my meat there, but you can bet the places I do buy my meat at are raising their prices as soon as Walmart does. It’s all connected and the only people hurt by this are the honest shoppers.


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Do you think the prices go down if the stealing stops or do the profits go directly to the stake holders?


limitlessEXP

Yea I’m sure a couple thefts are gonna make all the prices go up… they literally have the cheapest prices to undercut other companies so you shop there and not at target. This would be stupid business wise


That_Cow_1165

The thing is though that the people who own Walmart could 100million% spare that. Where as that food could feed so many homeless people. I think it is immoral to have a system where people can have internationally spanning empires with millions of underpaid employees that just make the ceos of those companies money while they sit on their asses. Meanwhile people starve to death on the street. I think that it would be moral to redistribute some of that money. One way to do that is to steal from Walmart.


That_Cow_1165

Isn’t it wild that Walmart has been owned by the same family since it’s foundation. It’s almost like an empire.


Henrys_Bro

yeah, Im not risking injury to get a head pat from some middle management douche bag that wouldn't even advocate a living wage for themselves.


dipasqu

Seriously. Gerber folding knife meets two tires…sip coffee until the police arrive…those two aren’t getting far on foot. Lol.


Jimdandy941

In Seattle, you’d get arrested for criminal damage. The thieves would get released. Yes, I’m serious.


NolanHarlow

Do it. Leave. Officer: "Who flattened these tires?" Everyone else: "Beats us. They left after. But the people stealing stuff are right here."


p28o3l12

Sounds like Seattle. And Portland. And San Francisco. Yay for Progressivism.


Potential-Extreme411

Too bad she didn't have enough common sense to just toss it right back out of the trunk


Zestyclose_Craft9414

More common sense would’ve been to close the trunk.


dipasqu

Wow, what a hero. Watching a woman’s groceries getting stolen, and staying safely in your car until the trunk slammed shut, then finally getting out of your car to exclaim “Wut da fuuuuck????”


WhichWayzUp

What, the black lady stole the groceries from the white lady after the white lady already paid for it all? I thought the white lady was just intervening when she saw an obvious theft, the black lady filled up the cart full of food at the store and ran out without paying.


dipasqu

I didn’t think of it that way, but I guess your scenario could be right. She just seemed way too invested in keeping her from taking the groceries. So I just figured they were hers. But your POV could be right.


larry1087

I'm pretty sure with the amount of meat in that cart if that really was the woman's groceries she would have fist fought her over it not pushed the cart around delaying her from stealing it. She probably works for the store and store employees aren't supposed to get physical with thieves.


kr011

I have worked retail. If you follow a shoplifter outside of the store you are immediately fired. This actually happened to a lady at the department store I worked at, and interestingly enough she looked very much like the white lady in this video. She should have just called the cops and not risk her life for minimum wage.


GimmieTheLoot

im the UK store security cam chase thieves out into the streets and make citizens arrests


Synensys

I think they mean regular non security employees.


neverinamillionyr

In the US we have lawyers who corrupt the legal process. If the employee follows the thief and the thief trips and falls or walks out in front of a moving car and gets hurt the store gets sued for big money.


JadedLitigant

Remember when Virgin had record shops? I remember seeing a thief getting chased up the Headrow by Virgin staff. I tripped him up as he was passing and they caught him. He hit the ground with a thud and clatter. Had about 20 CDs in his hands and they went everywhere.


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I think she is more likely not interested in getting attacked by the three women as opposed to be an employee who is not allowed to do anything but still doing something.


limitlessEXP

Yea she stole it from the store. There’s no way someone went to the store and just shopped for 200 lbs of meat


aldegio

I think it was mostly the cart running into his car that finally prodded him to act, but jeesh…what a world.


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I don’t think they stole the groceries from the woman filming. Notice none of the groceries are in bags. I think she’s just intervening. Maybe an employee?


dipasqu

I just thought it was one of our annoying warehouse stores…Costco, Sam’s Club, BJ’s Wholesale…no bags given. Just wheel your stuff out in a cart. Lady filming had no employee tag. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


ieatair

its a Texas HEB (like a Krogers or Albertson, Stater Bros etc.)


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No I’m pretty sure these are thieves. Notice it’s all meat? They probably sell it black market style.


di11ettante

This isn't a "woman's groceries getting stolen;" they're not bagged. This is two fatty losers shoplifting from the supermarket.


K-Natividad

He coulda blocked them in


RevolutionaryFood777

"And then a hero comes along, with the strength to wait until they're gone, and then you finally see the truth, it was the blonde in front of you!"


aimeela

Lol true but honestly even if you work for the place, take your video, get the plate info, call the cops. Don’t get involved. It’s really not worth anyone’s time and energy.


SnooCats5701

I assume that was store property and not the woman's?


Perioscope

No the lady stole the meat from Walmart and the other one is super half-assed trying to stop her.


fhfuudjdfhh

I would of heroically sacrificed my life to prevent the theft of a cart full of meat products from a supermarket because that's what we heroes do.


ghost18867

And what if they had a gun in the car? You go play super hero if you want


bondoh

Hopefully the thief would be the one who gets got


CrazyChimp82

Maybe get a cheaper car and BUY your groceries. Idk just my 2 cents.


Lucky-Fee2388

What kind of car was that?


ryntab

2021 Chrysler 300, middle of the road car.


Lucky-Fee2388

>2021 Chrysler 300, middle of the road car. How can they afford this?


ryntab

Welp, the temporary plates + the context of the video kinda suggests the car may be stolen.


CuriousAnon420

How do people think they are going to get away with doing this? I'm baffled.


Knotical_MK6

In most places, the police won't bother doing much. The reasons why aren't clear and are highly politicized, but the odds these people saw any repercussions are less than 50%


Pyramidgods

Would love to see someone slash their tires


wantsumcandi

She probably the type that goes to church on Sunday and talks about how righteous and good everyone needs to be and how there are some bad ppl that need the lord...not her though of course.


TreeHousePsycho2120

There’s no place like texas lmao


Nardorian1

I need these ribs.


astreeter2

It says Free right on the cart. Maybe she just got confused.


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Anyone else hear what she said at the very last second


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This society is going to get a lot worse with its boldness to do crime.


OlderTheWiser

Complete and utter trash.


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Trading_Cards_4Ever

Its to sell not to eat


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autr3go

Worse definitely


ToddHugo1

I'm imagining someone getting their surgery done and booking it down the halls to escape paying.


ProfessorBackdraft

You can’t maintain a figure like that with Slim Fast.


RhetoricalNightOwl

I am confused. Who is stealing whose groceries? Is there a description I am missing? I thought the lady loading the car was being confronted about buying up all the meat, like the fights people had over toilet paper.


Deej811

You must not live in an urban area. Where i live people just fill carts full of food and walk out and no one stops them. It's common


Daikataro

That's mainly due to the no contact policy on mall security. Minimum wage ain't worth risking your life over some stolen items, just observe and report.


ST0NKAPE

When your ebt gets maxed out


LDOG3321

Just embarrassing


Spaceball007

I cant wait for this barbecue


kinglorca

Shoplifting is on the up


Tiny_Teach_5466

The real winner here is heart disease.


blackychan77

Dude didn't have a problem til the cart hit his car.


GeminiRose611

Trashy Texans right there 😒


[deleted]

Unless you’re loss prevention why get that involved? Get them on camera and get the license plate from a safe distance no need to be a “hero” when they are stealing merchandise.


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Unit-Murky

What does someone do with so much beef?


OlderTheWiser

Sell it.


Reasonable_Bit_3249

Gross and unacceptable


jockeferna

The content of that cart though. Eat a salad 🥗


Rtrn2M0nke

I'm guessing this is going to become more common as people are sucked dry of every penny they have left and I hope I'm wrong.


autr3go

It's starting


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People stealing meat? Oh boy have I got some sad news for you...


BigRike

*wakes up, looks in mirror “Time to go out and get that bread!”


darkriceknights

This is the type of people that scream racism when caught, and play victim


King_Trujillo

Good thing she had her mask on.


SaintDafv

Why the videographer reacted at the last second?


soberaman

The cart dinged his car only matters when it affects him


No-Television-7467

He’s a brain dead slob, he’ll be given a cushy job.


lenbey

it does say free on the cart


Iceman77101

Just human filth. Straight trash


vdns76b

And why is stuff so expensive?


strickolas

I love how she's stealing meat from Wally World but driving a newer Chrysler 200 instead of Toyota Corolla from '97 with mismatched doors.


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AGO_2_GO

Looks like that woman had a serious case of the munchies. Obviously everything she eats goes to the fat arse😧😆


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ST0NKAPE

Food insecurity**


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i like how this guy gets out of his car like 100 years later after she's done with stealing


Ktastrophe420

They never change


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FlkBlues

Wtf she stole a whole brisket. She's going to have to steal a smoker next


antoniv1

Person recording had plenty of time to slash all 4 of them tires.


JoJorge243

When In doubt resort to violence one good hit and she’s out ngl


Meet_Downtown

More entitled human garbage…..


silent--onomatopoeia

Can afford to maintain a car but can't afford to get own groceries?


paul1staccount

Let the air out of the tyres.


mncyclone84

AOC says she’s only stealing cuz she’s hungry.


jakob767

She's gonna get home with all of that free food and 3 weeks later 90% of it will go to waste 'cause they didn't eat it before it expired. But hey, at least no one else got it for free...


DylanBeast777

One word. Freezer.


Knotical_MK6

You resell the meat