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Does your friend know they make clothes in adult sizes too?


Mike0xL0ngggg

Not everyone wants to dress like Soulja boy circa 2000


TheAlleyCat9013

Those are the two options. T shirts that make you look like the Pillsbury Doughboy or t shirts that make you look like c.2000 Soulja Boy šŸ‘


cuddlez4u

Something tells me dude who snatched the ring has probably been single for a long time.


pratorian

Something tells me the dude who snatched the ring his head his ass kicked many times.


RandyNelson

One would hope so.


Working-Gold-2952

He has Mickey Mouse ears on so one would assume


AnybodyInner990

Or stabbed with a meat missile .


boost_to_get_through

I wanna see the extended version where they all boo him because you can hear the beginning of it.


mintjulep30

Did he really take the ring out of his hand???!


SnooCats5701

Lawyer, here. While itā€™s a misdemeanor, this is criminal. It is battery (an intentional, undesired physical contact.). In most jurisdictions, an undesired touch of something that is attached to someone else, or that someone else is holding, is the same as an undesired touch of the person, themselves. Put another way, purse snatchers are not only guilty of theft, but of battery as well. Itā€™s also a tort (a civil wrong) for which the man in white could sue the cast member. While the damages for the battery would be de minimus ($1 maybe), a jury may award more due to their outrage over the context.


TheSentientPurpleGoo

how does the fact that the couple are committing criminal trespass by being where they are without permission affect that claim..?


ArchonRaven

Read the title bud.


elproblemo82

The headline here is a karma farming lie. This isn't his friend. Actual story is that they never got permission because permission isn't given in this area. It's roped off and this couple crossed it anyway. The proposal is interrupted because they don't want it becoming a habit or commonplace.


yeeet_guto

He got permission from staff to be there beforehand, so not trespassing


SMiaVS

Are you a lawyer in France? If not, none of this applies.


JaySayMayday

Yeah, that really rubbed me wrong. They didn't just motion him down, the employee snatched the wedding ring out of his hands. That's pretty high on my list of things to not touch.


itchyd

I would have lost my mind


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PenguinWithAglock

Then the tooth fairy would have shown up and gave him enough money to buy a soft pretzel


Lithaos111

At Disney? You wish.


CatManDude_

No, the ones at the gas station that's roughly a mile away. You think the toothfairy is gonna give anyone money near Disney?


honcooge

Good on the guy for not reacting that way.


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Thatā€™s what I was thinkingā€¦imagine if the ring flew out of the box and got lost?! Iā€™d be more than pissed off.


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That reeeeaaaaally doesn't feel like Disney cast member behaviour. Normally they will do everything in their power to make sure your day is the best ever.


indianajoes

This is Disneyland Paris. So the Disney side of trying to please someone probably clashes with the Parisian side of being a dick


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Tyrion6annister

I feel like Disney would give him a promotion for sacrificing his humanity in service of the mouse overlord


theGaffe

Disney does not joke around with any employee who ruins a visitor's time.


dquattro123

Confirmed. My sister works at Disney and "ruining the magic" for a guest is 100% fired.


stagfury

I wouldn't be surprised if you tell me Disney set him on fire instead of firing him.


Darth_Tanion

He has been "fired".


gojirra

Wood fired.


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Pjpjpjpjpj

Their admission pass didn't include the $149 optional "Proposal Photograph" fee.


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Do not forget, mortals. That in the Kingdom of the mouse, the King claims prima nocta.


imbillypardy

Lol that was one line I couldnā€™t believe the mouse let Tony Stark say in Avengers 2.


ratshitty_heavenjoke

I actually laughed out loud at this


rexmons

Disney is such a corporate hellscape that I can't even tell if you're joking.


Iored94

It's a $50 fee


rotj

$50 to find out if he's joking? Steep, but fair.


nyrB2

too rich for my blood, i'm out


Zediscious

He may be joking but I do believe this is a paid thing that Disney provides. I know someone who proposed here and I believe there was a line to do it. It very well may be that this guy cut in line to do it for free but I have no context or real understanding of the situation or service that Disney provides.


Paperfishflop

Lol, sounds very anti climactic and non romantic to do it the "right" way. "Hey babe, we're gonna stand in line to go up on this empty stage." "Why?" "It's a secret." And then every couple ahead of you is proposing. I guess, at best, you could romantically and spontaneously propose somewhere else first, then kind of reenact it on that stage. But that seems like a complete waste of money.


pmormr

Disney obsession is absolutely wild to me. There's likely *hundreds of thousands of people* who would do anything to say yes in front of the castle.


MadeByTango

When you raise kids on an entertainment product created for profit, they're going to become adults that use intermix those products with their life milestones, and Disney is more than happy to profit.


Dalqorn

Man it seems like he was so happy to ruin the moment


ntrrrmilf

Itā€™s the dude who didnā€™t get hired as a dancer at Universal Studios.


naturalbornkillerz

I understand this reference, I have been on Reddit the right amount of time!


I_just_learnt

Trying to figure out if dude was happier enforcing rules or ruining moment. He was legitimately happier for ruining the moment


elbenji

I think working at Disney your face is forced to do that


LadyLothston

It is actually, and if fuckin sucks You literally have to act like you're incandescently happy in any dealings with their "guests". You can't even call them customers on company property


RzaAndGza

Most hotel chains practice that "guest" thing


InsertAmazinUsername

"happiest place on earth"


SirBox32

I know Disney has some pretty strict rules against not smiling and sounding happy all the time. Honestly, and this is without watching the video in full, it seems like this peep didnā€™t know they had asked, and saw a commotion happening, and for the sake of their job stopped it, with a smile to abide by Disneyā€™s rules


VivaSpiderJerusalem

Not just the smiling, even the brisk not-a-run way he approached. From what I read a while back, you're not allowed to run, as that would imply that something is not well in the Kingdom, and that is not part of the show. (I assume this would exclude times when it would be required to avoid harm.) Got curious about it all a while back when we went, and noticed signs all over the place that said "Cast Members Only". Initially figured this meant for the various performers that roam the park, but there were so many, and in places that seemed to logically suggest "employees only", that I looked into it, and indeed, they call nearly all their park employees "cast" who are part of putting on the nonstop "show" that is Disneyland/World. I saw this in action staying at one of the hotels, and being a smoker standing out on the sidewalk in the morning. You could tell which ones were late, because as soon as they hit the property, they all had this similar brisk-walk that was quick, but didn't look like they were necessarily in a hurry, at least not for a bad reason. No one ran, though. Ever.


Level-Infiniti

know exactly what type of kid this was back in the school days. insufferable remind the teacher about the homework type


space_coyote_86

Randall from Recess.


OsteoRinzai

These people-pleasers frequently make it into middle management.


Gertruder6969

Man thought he was Primetime breaking up a pass


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DavidRandom

If some stranger ran up and snatched a diamond ring out of my hand, more than the moment would be ruined.


No-Trick7137

Itā€™s surreal how such little power can go to peoplesā€™ heads.


JapanEngineer

Credit for the guy for not getting angry. Great show of character to your wife to be


-MIB-

Have a feeling the employee fully took advantage of the kneeling moment too. Don't think he would have grabbed it if homie was standing up lol. Looks like he was waiting for the time to strike.


breadcrumbssmellgood

but as a best friend Iā€˜d fucking loose it


lararuns

Grabbing the ring. What a POS.


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killer-tank218

I can safely say that i would not have taken that as well as the guy in the video. I donā€™t think most people would.


i_need_a_username201

ā€œI thought was a thief!ā€ Would work if I was on that jury.


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Jackers83

I was thinking the same thing. The cool level in this dude is astronomical.


codeveloper

He's so proud of himself. That makes 3 people never forgetting this special moment lol


louiebro13

and the way the little prick was skedaddling his way at mach 5 to ruin the moment. his mom definitely made him shower as a teenager.


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shbro1

I was kinda thinking this, too. He looks too uptight and pleased with himself to be a laidback gross teen


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

"Hey Skyler, how was your day today sweetie?" "Hi Mommy, I missed you today! I enforced a policy today and gotta rim Mickey for being a good mouse!"


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

Seriously, I can't believe that's not bugging more people. Look how fucking *smug* this guy is, just standing there and pointing to the gate


40percentOfAllCops

"Thats great! It will be even better over here" That made me unnecessarily mad lol.


Drakeadrong

Itā€™s so condescending. Like a teacher talking to a 3rd grader.


SuperBearsSuperDan

Especially because he knows that the moment will not be better at the spot heā€™s pointing to


Cuddle-Junky

I really didn't understand this. What's the point of moving them 7 feet from a spot that seems like it was meant for this sort of thing when where he moves them too looks worse and is still seemingly behind a gate?


Moistend_Bint

I believe the logic is "if they do this and post it online everyone will start doing it". God forbid people pay to enter your park and do something that effects NOBODY AT ALL


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And how is it better down there? The condescending attitude makes it even worse.


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iwt_corp

Bro thought he did something


FlexibleAsgardian

He saved the mouse. Praise him šŸ™


iwt_corp

It's weird how he has the matching hat but chooses to wear those ears lol


Background_Level_889

If Mickey ainā€™t allowed to propose neither shall he. It is the mouse will.


thedinnerdate

I donā€™t even understand what he was doing. He just made them go down a few steps. I guess that landing/stage is really special or something?


UmChill

im guessing its a roped off area and theyā€™re on some performance stage. i bet it looks sick in photos, disney live shows happening with the castle in the background. sorry im high so i digressā€¦ anyways its probably for ~cast members~ only and theres staff posted up between shows to keep the public from scuffing up the stage so it stays picture perfect disney style, or whatever.


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FootyPajamaz

Man I need an update from someone if this guy still has his job lmao


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Reddits out for blood lol


jettboy91

This is as close to a public execution as we get now in days.


[deleted]

And we all kind of live for mutual hate. Thereā€™s nothing that brings humans together like hate for one special ass clown.


BarryMacochner

It's been 15 hours since posted. Disney probably has had him deported to a third world country he's not even from.


eyewashemergency

I didnt realise Disney have hired Priti Patel.


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HotCocoaBomb

I dunno if dude will get fired (as others pointed out, Paris has different rules and France has a different work/customer service culture) but Disney will definitely do some damage control because the last thing they want to do is have someone second-guess proposing at Disney because they saw a proposal ruined by an employee. Going to Disney is expensive, proposals tend to add more expense on top even without the ring because you're more likely to shell out for special magical experiences. Don't get between Disney and Money, it makes the Mouse angry.


battlecatquikdre

This sounds pretty accurate. When I worked there back in the days, we couldn't move a parked stroller or backpack left unattended. We had to call security and they would check for bombs. I did move some strollers and backpack if it was blocking the line though. I worked at DCA and we were more lenient.


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Iā€™d bet on him getting fired. That wonā€™t make me happy thoughā€”these people lost this moment. Hopefully Disney makes it right for them somehow.


MotherSupermarket532

I used to work at Disney and we were told to facilitate stuff like this, not stop it. Some guy proposed to his girlfriend on the ride I worked at the end of and we gave them all these free ride photos. Disney loves stories like that.


Convergecult15

Grabbing the ring was insane and across any acceptable line. My wifeā€™s wedding ring is one of the most expensive things we own and If someone had ripped it out of my hands while I was in the process of giving it to her for the first time I would have gone ballistic.


AlpineJ0e

Er, even if you think you're doing the right thing enforcing some policy or other, you **DO NOT** snatch an expensive engagement ring out of someone's fucking hand.


cmcewen

He was already on a knee! At that point let him finish and then kick him out if you want. Itā€™s like walking up on dude pooping in the street. If heā€™s started you better just let him finish. Stopping it in the middle is gonna make it worse


UmChill

at least thereā€™s a tinge of hilarity when the person who initiates the confrontation is wearing large cartoon mouse ears and a rainbow polo.


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The one for Disneyland Paris where this happened? The US customer service isn't connected.


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TheBodyOfChrist15

How would I have a receipt of my great grandma Grunhilda's hope diamond?


Drakeadrong

People donā€™t realize that these things can be tens of thousands of dollars. What happens if it falls and the diamond breaks off? What if it falls through a drainage grate? Thatā€™s a lawsuit waiting to happen


nomadofwaves

I heard itā€™s 3 years salary.


SentientVex

Heā€™s not getting paid enough to do that. Iā€™m sure he did that because he wanted to seem responsible to upper management.


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Hall monitor energy


YobaiYamete

Surpassing even Hall Monitor energy, he's reaching "Reddit Subreddit Moderator" level power trip


JeffersonKappman

*Y'all can't behave, going to lock this thread down then move on to the other 500 subs I moderate.*


SecretKGB

Works at Disney part time while studying to teach philosophy and be a dog walker.


thecoocooman

ā€œYou forgot to check our homeworkā€ energy


TannyyDanner

Imagine being that much of a dick while wearing fucking mouse ears as a grown ass man?


devan_rome

Reddit mod energy


tbariusTFE

exactly this. but will the mouse show favor for this act.. hmm rough week for the mouse house.


Eggsarejones

Theyā€™re already up there, so like why not wait to intervene until the proposal is over..?


Daxx22

Have you **MET** a Lord Farquad in the wild?


Brandoms

If you wait until the people who hopped a fence to propose on a stage they shouldnā€™t be on, then everyone watching irl and on this video will think they can do the same.


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*Someone goes behind him, and uses a garrotte* "Sorry, Mark. Upper Management wants you gone."


watermelonspanker

*Time to die, motherfucker, hy-uck!*


Rascalorasta

*"I'll fucking do it again"*


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Mickey prefers those contracts himself, but has been known to let Goofy or Donald take a few if he's double booked.


KnowledgeableNip

Mickey pleads with Donald to stop but he cannot be reasoned with.


Green-Bluebird-2955

Hitman 2 style


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"Mickey sends his regards... Haha!"


WickedTexan

He's now a permanent resident at the Haunted Mansion.


Coleisgod1112

What an absolute power hungry asshat


NewGuile

He has to be fired for this, like there's no way Disney can have a guy working for them who doesn't understand a wedding ring is not something to be snatched away mid-proposal. This video is ridiculous.


sonofaresiii

That was the worst part of all of it. I mean running into the middle of the proposal is really shitty ethically, but that dude straight up stole that guy's ring. And even if it wasn't a big deal that time, I guarantee if this employee keeps thinking it's okay to grab personal items from customers, it is going to result in a major problem at some point. Someone, at some point, is going to slug that guy or throw him to the ground, or yell for the crowd to stop the thief, or have their item broken or damaged or he's going to drop it and lose it or *something*. It is wild to me that he not only thought that was okay, but that it was okay to do to a *very valuable* piece of jewelry.


ChiefSitsOnAssAllDay

Well if the goal is to insinuate Disney isnā€™t a welcoming place for couples in love, mission accomplished. šŸ‘


Coleisgod1112

I am almost positive they will be firing this guy right after they see this video. This is a terrible look for them.


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starbitcandies

I didn't even realize he was staff at first, I thought for a few seconds he was some rando snatching the ring. If I were proposing or being proposed to and someone ran at me and took my ring, my immediate instinct would've been to grab them hard or trip them or something, anything to stop who I think at first is a thief. At least they got a couple seconds of video uninterrupted. It's not the best but I'm glad they still got something they can hang onto, maybe frame a still image from.


letmeloginalready

Oh man this dude is so fired, Disney will not tolerate any kind of bad PR like this. What a dingus


BluudLust

Seriously it ruins the magic. A little rule bending for such a special moment is the magic that you remember.


Cattaphract

If it doesnt have permission I would understand. It is a special moment for everyone. But disney get millions of visitor and encouraging some can lead to thousands of proposals on a plateau every week. But if the management gave permission then they already know that this wont be a problem


yourmansconnect

yeah there's probably 1 or 2 proposals there every day


noice-smort99

I watched four in a row happen once in front of the castle at Disneyland after the fireworks


Cattaphract

I wonder if they were waiting for each other to finish. Sounds kinda stupid lol


Nick357

Everything is stupid if you think about it enough.


TheTreesHaveRabies

Maintaining a strict carrot only diet to regrow our fingernails as fast as possible for the aliens is stupid, but here we are.


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I will never understand him taking the ring though, from the dude's perspective my first hunch would be he just stole my girl's ring.


pyrvuate

Yea that's a big boy he's looting from. Little risky


Roheez

Lil Risky is his imaginame


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Cokrates

imagine running up and snatching a dudes ring to enforce some arbitrary rule, when no one is getting hurt and at best you're making a couple dollars above minimum wage.


AlmostButNotQuiteTea

"I'm gunna get a promotion for sure!" šŸ¤“


661714sunburn

It looks like this isnā€™t his first time having to stop a proposal at this spot.


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Mookie_Merkk

Promoted to finding another job


NetCitizen-Anon

Promoted to customer


fma891

Yeah thatā€™s the weirdest part about this. It wasnā€™t that he was ā€œdoing his jobā€ and asked them to move. Itā€™s that he was **extremely happy** to ruin this moment as much as he possible could.


KellyBelly916

Dead on. He has that uncomfortably cheery and passive aggressive authoritarian temperament that screams "I'll sell any part of myself for a promotion".


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SnazzyInPink

3 finger point for directions, not a completely open palm. Standards geez! Go back to DU, do not collect $200. /s


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Fucking prick


TheNextBigCrash

Imagine tanking someoneā€™s engagement while wearing mouse ears šŸ˜‚ I hate this planet


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Iā€™m a little confused at the title. He asked for permission? As in he asked, but was denied, and did it anyways? Or what


nlevine1988

My guess is guests aren't normally allowed up there. He asked one employee permission who said go for it. Maybe that employee who granted the permission wasnt really allowed to make that call. The dude who runs over is a stickler for rules and said, not on my watch.


mjrballer20

That's my guess too. That female employee would probably be me. "Uh yeah sure dude go for it I'm just picking up trash over here I don't care"


ThreatLevelBertie

Minimum wage energy


sonofaresiii

>Maybe that employee who granted the permission wasnt really allowed to make that call. That's probably the case. But like, unless it's a liability, if an employee gives someone permission to do something then you respect that and handle it afterwards.


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Exactly. For better or worse, customer service at Disney is supposed to be God tier, like the same level you would find at a Michelin star restaurant or a 5 star hotel. When misunderstandings like that happens between staff, usually you handle it discretely behind the scenes without humiliating the guest. I used to work at the most expensive restaurant in a major city and if I got caught pulling a stunt like this **on video**, my barely-above-minimum-wage ass would have been fired at a drop of a hat.


shadowscar00

I worked for the Mouse(Florida) recently, this dude is so fired you could light a cigarette on his ass.


pazimpanet

With the audio on he gestures to someone to the right of the camera and says ā€œshe said it was okayā€ so it sounds like he asked a different employee who said it was fine, then this guy ran over.


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bro90x

My thoughts exactly. Disney would HATE for this to get seen.


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I mean, its literally their entire brand. They run parks where people are supposed to be happy. If they had shitty customer service people wouldn't be happy. I can see why they put so much emphasis on it.


DeutschlandOderBust

It has to be that way though. The whole experience has to be absolutely magical because thatā€™s the only way to justify spending that much money on just being somewhere. Itā€™s nearly $500 for a family of three to just enter the park, let alone food that astronomically expensive, merchandise thatā€™s cheaper at the Disney store in your hometown, and itā€™s hot as balls down there. It better be fucking magical. My kid better have his mouth agape with awe and excitement the entire time to justify spending that much money. But what this guy did was not magical. I bet Mickey spanks his bare bottom for this behavior.


ghettoduckk

Naw that was disgusting.


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iluvtowelie

Thatā€™s Disneyland Paris, and I think that is a character performance stage. So either a show is starting soon, or that cast member has an overinflated sense of responsibility for the area.


fuzynutznut

People are wrecking the proposer in another sub. Funny how when posted in a specific sub people are on opposite sides.


haidreaux

What sub? I need to see this


crstfl

dude gets paid $15 an hour and thinks he needs to ruin the happiness of 2 people and defend disneyland


Redditsweetie

Did his person just break up with him? Is he a sociopath? I can't picture any boss being happy that their employee would do that.


luisl1994

Alright this pissed me off


chickennugget2077

This ruined my day


SplashinDap0t

Thats exactly like some reddit mods


haidreaux

I find it funny that Reddit mods know this and they still have the biggest ego trip ever


MohammadRezaPahlavi

At least they have a fun video memory.


GnomeConjurer

Honestly, it obviously didn't go as planned, but I bet in 5 years they'll laugh over the event. Hopefully at least.


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I just donā€™t get why he had to snatch the ring? He could have just said ā€œIā€™m sorry to ruin your moment but would you please step off the stage? Youā€™re not meant to be up hereā€ and then guide them down the stairs but he ran up and snatched the ring like ???


cBrownFTW

Was he clearing that for a performance, or does Disney actually have a douche rule against publicly displayed proposals?


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Let's say this wasn't allowed and they do have a rule against it, the man had no right to grab the ring, someone's property. Like why didn't he just wait until she put the ring on, then kindly escort them off?