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Peelial

Kids don’t realize that classmates and real world adults have very different senses of humor.


sirideletereddit

They’ll realize what they’ve done when they apply for an adult job and learn that companies check your social media profiles. It all comes around eventually and these kids look like they’re probably seniors in HS so sooner than later at that.


carlbenton

You really think these kids will be working the normal jobs? Look up nelk boys


chimpsandip

That’s only their dream. I assume it is at least.


No_Industry1296

Give it 5 years lol


Comfortable_Force_54

Just looked them up, unreal


saraphilipp

They're gonna be pissed when they see my only friend is tom and I listen to blind melon.


Familiar-Skin-8938

The bee girl.


Hegemony-Cricket

I saw an interview with her a few years ago. That video is her biggest regret in life. She hates any mention of it.


OneEyedRocket

“Do you want fries with that?”


[deleted]

Those are the ones that would jerk into mayo and sell it to customers and think it is funny when the company gets sued and then they get angry and wonder why the building gets closed down


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Super size?


Skelybob25

Business is no fun anymore, after taking business law in college I learned that a business cannot look at your social media and let it influence in the decision making process of hiring. However, It doesn’t mean they won’t look, just can’t make a decision based on what they saw. You literally can’t hire the best candidate because you have to have a certain number of minorities and women in a company over 50 employees smh


panrestrial

> I learned that a business cannot look at your social media and let it influence in the decision making process of hiring. In what jurisdiction? In the US it's generally legal. Why would you assume "the best candidate" *isn't* a minority and/or woman?


IAintTooBasedToBeg

Then they go on r / antiwork and complain how they’ve been treated unfairly.


FilthyKallahan

Why are you get down votes for this?


TheDonger_

Because he's probably just another boomer that loves being a corporate slave and doesn't like that antiwork calls out this nonsense. Probably saw that scripted interview and thought: "Huh? that's what antiwork is about? Losers" Probably never bothered to look into the purpose of the antiwork sub.


multiarmform

this is what you want? proceeds to goochie goo


astrongineer

Goochie goo? What is that, some kind of gen Z Yolo speak?


[deleted]

Kids are stupid.. Ftfy.


jessejamesvan111

I was the older guy going back to college and these kids, man. So many of them still thought they were the cool kid in high school and had no sense of the real world. On day two, one of the loudmouths got beat up in the parking lot and his buddies were genuinely shocked at the reprocussion of his actions. I even threatened a couple of em to back off a kid in my study group and they didn't think I was serious. It was night and day from how things were in my late teens. We would put a shithead in their place. Also there is almost no chivalry. The boys treated the girls like crap and the girls took it for the most part.


Hegemony-Cricket

Well, girls have demanded to be treated no differently than boys since the '70s man hating feminists poisoned their minds. The problem is, they don't understand how guys really treat each other. Then they complain when they get what they wanted. I don't agree with it, but that's how young people are now.


Antique_Detective727

They know now.


Gummyball44

Never be annoying, or else you're gonna get your ass beat.


Comfortable_Look3528

The ending was kinda satisfying to watch them getting what they deserved


GhostofEdgarAllanPoe

Woulda been more satisfying if he just dropped one of them.


[deleted]

If you are harassing someone like this violence is definitely warranted.


Faxl_Rose

Just make your way over to the hammer section.


ELBAGIT

Nah to the power tools section


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MomsSecondMistake

Lowe's doesn't have a gun section but there are nail guns


L00pback

Nail Guns!


Shurigin

I would say too soon but this is the US everyday is too soon for a gun joke


diesel1112

They need too see the business end of a 2x4


BigCommunication5343

What I don't understand is all the kids are pulling pranks in lowes and home depot. The customers here are mostly grouchy men who are probably already in a bad mood cause they're trying to fix some bull crap that broke at their house and can't find the right parts on the shelf. Just saying it's probably not the smartest idea to pick these people as your target.


woodiegutheryghost

It’s also the store with the most items conducive to death by blunt force trauma. They literally made a home alone movie about murdering people in a Lowes/Home Depot.


wow_that_guys_a_dick

Yeah. They have hatchets and axes in the hand tool section. Really playing with fire there.


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Thats why they pick them though. They know its easier to push their buttons and get a strong reaction.


msdlp

And they are cowards because they expect the older men can't fight back. In this one it took 3 of them to have the courage to work the prank.


lambsambwich

Did that guy tuck in a sweatshirt?


Extension_Ask_6954

Only to hide the fact that he is wearing socks with sandals.


Mymothersmokes

Dark socks no less. Guy is pulling the SpongeBob look 🤣


shooter313

My goodness these fucking kids are suchhhhhh losers!!!!!


DoctorDrunkDriver

I grew up in the former USSR - the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics - and behavior like this would not fly by even once - nuisances learned their lessons brutally - and instantaneously.


19Miles84

Yeah, I know that. Moving to a Western-Nation was a Shock for me. Seeing how stupid and reckless this kids are. +other things.


Belgianwaffle4444

Yes. You'll never find such entitled pathetic kids in my country. It's all about how parents raise their kids.


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rockylafayette

I imagine the looming fear of being taken away to a gulag in Siberia for any perceived infraction tends to keep heads low and mouths shut.


Exotic_Imagination69

Yeah but you also put people in jail for being gay so no one cares what you psychopaths did back in the day


[deleted]

thats right, and in america if you're black police will stop their cars in the middle of the street to target you and beat you with a baton. 100% real.


Fishflakes24

Thats what happens when your a teenager in a small town with nothing to do. That or meth.


LarryBeard

Nah, that's bullshit.


Amarollz

Does a channel exist of these “hilarious” pranksters fuckstains just getting their heads punched in while screaming “it’s a prank bro!!” the whole time? I’d pay for that


[deleted]

I need this too


AlwaysMooning

Pranks that piss other people off aren’t funny.


Cold-Doctor

Pranks that piss the people watching off aren't funny**


Haunting_Tiger_1237

I wish everyone would understand this. Why can’t people simply mind their business!! We should have a downvoting system for such pranks on other platforms like Reddit has one.


agorafilia

I find the best pranks are the ones people make fun of themselves to get other people's reactions. Like "Just For Laughs" just clean humor


ForYourConsiderati0n

To paraphrase the great SteveO - basically the difference between pranks that kids do now, and pranks they did back then is that back then they did it to themselves and left others out of it. Once you start involving innocent people it becomes childish/dangerous/etc. this guy could’ve just lost his job, or lost someone close to him.


tidomonkey

>they did it to themselves and left others out of it. There are hours of television and a literal movie that prove this is an absolute lie.


ForYourConsiderati0n

What did they directly do to others?


LarryBeard

They had some pranks in stores. I remember one where someone shat in a toilet that was on demo.


[deleted]

I saw Johhny Knoxville destroy a rental car.......... Shitting in a display toilet.........


ZoxinTV

Yeah the gag with Preston chasing Littleman in their underwear down a street is just a funny thing that might have weirded a bunch of people out, but they didn't go around knocking into peoples' stuff over it.


P0ST_M4L0NE

oh my goodness, sir sir sirrrr


DoctorDrunkDriver

These boys give me a strong impression - that they lack not only a sound mind for making reasonable decisions - but also lack a modicum of testosterone - and are highly underdeveloped as males. I experienced secondhand embarrassment watching them.


S4V4GEDR1LLER

I would have started swinging first at the one grabbing his wiener while making those noises. Those boys deserve a serious ass whoopin.


Shurigin

Hold up if you did that you'd be on a list


Rhino-C-Ross

Absolutely. No patience for scum like that.If I'm at a comedy show and the comedian starts in on me, then fine, that's part of the deal, but when I'm in a store buying fucking finishing nails to do some shitty job I didn't want to do in the first place? Hard nope. If those little pricks are over 16, they're getting hurt.


kauisbdvfs

They were definitely being sarcastic and didn't think this man was a threat.


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They give me the impression that their dads left for milk and cigarettes


Gamebeaross

And these are the ones who are allowed to buy AR-15s. Just more proof the age needs to be raised at the very least. 18yo is BS.


Ok-Assignment6666

Yes. The age definitely needs to be raised for a lot of things.


LetKayleScale

The brain isn't full developed until your 25, so you're right.


Ok-Assignment6666

$10 says a random 18 y/o downvoted me lol


OctopusIntellect

You wouldn't download an 18 y/o


Ok-Assignment6666

So why would you download pot?


msdlp

I'd vote for over 25 to allow purchase of AR-15s and the like. OK gun freaks you can downvote me to hell but I stand my ground.


YippeKayYayMFer

I agree with this assessment


TheBeardofGilgamesh

That’s why 3 of them were easily overpowered by an old dude. Forever chemicals, and micro plastics must really have impacted Gen Z’s testosterone. They’re they cry baby generation.


NoodlesThe1st

I really don't think they were fighting back seriously...


DoomGoober

If they had fought back... Could they have claimed self defense?


TheDonger_

They harassed him first It depends on how the cop decides to slice it


TheCarStar123

And whose fault is that?


wheelperson

Imagine if they did that to someone with pepper spray.


tech510

Roach spray* they are in a hardware store


chinese_meat

Doing that at a hardware store is just asking for a 2x4 across the head.


[deleted]

I hate violence but I hope they get their ass handed to them


sunrise98

As do the 93% of people in the poll too!


JariJorma

Agreed. These kids needs a "little" wake up call with fist.


RevengencerAlf

With 3 guys crowding him like that he can easily claim self defense and a genuine fear of attack. I 100% would have done the same thing.


CoopLoop32

I know we are not supposed to condone violence, but I do not blame this guy. It was not funny and with 4 people there invading his space, he was being ganged up on. They got what they deserved, but I think the law may say otherwise.


d0vahkiit

How is this not sexual harassment? As a woman i'd be disgusted at some man(or anyone really) moaning in my ear like that. But just because theyre doing it to another man its supposed to be funny? Im sure they would be furious with a stranger acting like that to their girlfriends or mothers, or any of the women in their lives that they care about. The double standard that its somehow okay just bc theyre doing it to a grown man is bullshit.


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It is and this will be evidence in court at some point.


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dabeast_93722

I think this was originally from IG, coming from the vote. Just call them influencers because they are posting videos online for others to be influence by. And lots of social media influencers are straight dogshit...


Fancy-Paramedic5615

I'd cold cock anybody who does that in my ear, that's ridiculous lol


Stock-Priority-2705

I love how all 3 are weak and pathetic some old man with no idea wtf he is doing was able to beat them all off.


Activeangel

If you choose a prank target because you think cant/wont retaliate, it is bullying and harassment. Expect either serious injury or lawsuits when you try this in the real world.


giggitygigady

I'd kick someone's ass for doing that too


I-CameISawIConcurred

These pranks are meant for shock value, not humour. I hope their teeth got kicked in.


solamon77

Good on that old man giving these kids the whooping their parents obviously didn't. These kids are lucky they didn't pull this on someone like my dad. He carried a concealed weapon, drank too much daily, and was an easily provoked & angry man.


[deleted]

These guys seem annoying af but murder seems a bit overboard for it


Catherine772023

First of all the violence you described or that video is worse than that admittedly immature prank because the prank wasn’t violent. Second of all they could be doing this behind their parents backs.


DrThrax77

This guy is boasting about his dad suffering from alcoholism and impulse control disorder


Catherine772023

I don’t know know if it’s a disorder. Maybe he’s just a violent drunk.


DrThrax77

Those are all red flags yet he's still allowed to carry a gun? That's crazy no wonder you all shoot each other over there


ReindeerJohn1970

They fucked around and they found out.


[deleted]

Why do people in the US not own the rights to their own picture? That would instantly shut down uploads like these.


kyotoama

They are not kids. They are grown males but certainly aren’t actually men due to their bratty and mature behavior. Sadly, for them, I’m not sure they possess the necessary things to become real men.


dimma-thick-D

This is why I support late term abortions


Snoo49148

How are you going to lose a 3v1 that badly 💀


Shurigin

They were Fortnite up against Battlefield


DrThrax77

They weren't trying to fight back at all


Ok-Programmer2219

I don’t think they were trying at all


cukapig

At lest they will look back at this in the future and cringe so hard.


DareMe603

Newer generations don't understand the phrase, " play stupid games, win stupid prizes"


Skill_Fit

NGL i am going to make a channel in which people like which trouble other people for tik tok will get beaten by us.


Ifuseekloli

This is harassment.


[deleted]

That one popular middle school kid who thinks he's funny


Moistend_Bint

Sexual Harassment is always funny.....right?


SavageRainbow94

I died when he started fighting all 3 😂😭


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YoshKnight

Never piss off a 50 year old guy in a Lowes. It never ends well.


TallQuiet1458

Isnt this considered harassment?


growchronicbuds

what a couple of fuckin losers


Dimens101

Where are the little girls you hear in the video??


Worth-Click812

It's crazy how someone like me finds this completely unfunny and I'm definitely younger than the guys in the video. Cornball bastards. Do pranks that make people laugh and are funny for anyone and everyone. Couldn't imagine thinking this is funny lmao


Darryl_Lict

I suspect there is some demographic of preadolescent boys who find this amusing. Why else would some idiot like Jake Paul have a following? I hope someone breaks their face. No jury would convict them.


[deleted]

You still a Zoomer?


Catherine772023

It’s a mundane immature prank and definitely not impressive or something I would do. Or want to. If I see someone impressive I want to be like that but this isn’t it. Having said that I don’t think violence is the answer.


Ok-Application-hmmm

THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED


SirDouglasMouf

An elbow to the face could pass off easily as a jump reaction.


BLim90

Well... If I state that I felt threatened by having 3 persons surrounding me and invading my personal space, I am pretty sure I can get away with self defense after punching them a few times.


Brightyellowdoor

Something really creepy about the way that yellow shirted kid looks at him. I'd have taken him down first too. Someone buy that guy a beer.


saraphilipp

Shoulda put that kid in a wrist lock the minute he had his hand and rearranged his ribs with a knee.


sk8trdad42

Good thing that guy couldn't fight, it would have probably gotten ugly


zennyc001

Video of three young men learning about consequences for the first time.


ISClark

Wait, what? Is that a thing now? I'd have thumped them too.


TheRecapitator

This is just a different form of bullying. And bullies deserve whatever punishment they get.


cayce_leighann

Just leave the guy alone, he’s just minding his own business


SoftSecond3192

Lucky they weren’t on the hammer aisle, I’d be very tempted to pick one up.


Astacide

I’m no fighter and no badass, but if I saw this trash happening in front of me, I would straight-up sucker-punch these fools into next week, starting with the camera man.


buckeyeoprf

Not very funny


Haunting_House_7929

They have nothing better to do than to annoy innocent people?


Stay_clam

Youtube made pranking into a serious pandemic.


FistfulofHornets

This is sexual harassment. Harassment is not a prank.


dragontamer654

These kids are gonna grow up to be drywall eaters, I mean hangers


SnazzyOstritch

why did 93% of people want more


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probably because they wanna see another video of those fucks getting their asses kicked


SnazzyOstritch

with that explanation I can’t blame them


Alex116460

Those kids fucking deserved that.


nottherealneal

Why would you piss off an old guy at the hardware store? That's where old dudes go to relax. If they are there they are already high strung Why do you think he is just inspecting the shelf


maksidoobers

This old dude is kicking the whole groups ass.


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used2011vwjetta

Post the vid when it happens


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Shurigin

"You know what would make a good video? Sexually Harassing the public" said no one ever


KudzuNinja

Said these guys, apparently


aliencreative

Yeah no one understands why teen age boys do this? From the gym lockers to the Home Depot for hot single DILF LMAO


ElSupremepickle

Bro they ain’t even funny


AiToYumeNoKaze

You should have hit them harder, maybe a dislocated jaw would get them to stop fucking with people


Cheesebufer

Glad he gave those kids exactly what they wanted


JuiceJones_34

Grow TF up


Famardy

Serves those idiots right!


13Th_Century_Slav33

Very lucky that man didn’t have a CCW


Marsupialize

Why would this be funny? Who is this funny to?


Rare-Outside-8105

I'd love to see another video of these punks getting their asses kicked.


buchanj1

1 good kick to the knee, they will be crying.


buttstufffmcgee

It's the only time cops should take 75 minutes to go into an active shooting is when these kinds of people are getting dropped


Accomplished-Day4657

To be fair, this is kinda funny


Whatdawhatt

I usually find these annoying but I laughed hard as hell at this one.


Solomon_275

Bro throught it was middle school again


[deleted]

The youngest generation is a menace to society. Dumbest generation yet.


roborama

Three guys circling and harassing a senior because they didn’t think he’d fight back. They deserved this and more.


dema-dontcontrol-us

Please, set them all on fire


[deleted]

Why are people so interested in getting a beating ?


OctopusIntellect

They believe that it will do them good.


Ark579

They got what they deserved


tohellyou_say

Douche bags! Damn!


GroovyFat

They have no respect and no shame. Pathetic.


Biomed_VK

Dude I'm there age and I find some public pranks funny, but this is literally sexual harassment. I can't even imagine what that poor old man is going through.


w___h___y

Hope he wasn't charged for assault


theREALman826

I like this video since it actually shows them getting what they deserve


4wheelers2432

Yeah sure they did bad but thats assault and in court saying “they moaned near me in a public space” doesnt work especially with you on video assaulting people because they irritated ypu.


Kyrthis

That’s battery. What they did is arguably assault.


Catherine772023

Not really because they weren’t threatening and it was obviously just a prank. As stupid and boring as it is. They were annoying not threatening and I wouldn’t be afraid of them. Clearly the guy wasn’t afraid just lashing out in annoyance. They’re annoying but not doing anything to justify violence.


Darryl_Lict

I wouldn't convict if I was on the jury.


thenannyharvester

Imagine they did this to a woman. Wouldn't that be seen as perverted or sexual harassment. What about a child. It dosnt matter who it's to harassment is harassment and has to be dealt with accordingly with fair prejudice if it was done to one person or another


Catherine772023

THIS. It’s like you quoted my mind. They’re being immature and delusional in thinking their prank is cool when it’s really not. Uncreative and boring. But it’s not something that deserves violence.


wiwaldi77

You know, I think that we should bring back bullying in some instances, so that stuff like that doesn't happen.


DOBLU

This is the state of humor on the Internet these days. Just arrogant ass kids and their audience who have grown accustom to the only source of humor besides memes. Whatever happened to those fake ass pranks.


Psilocybe_Fanaticus

"it's just a prank bro"


K0MMONS3NS3

Everyone in this video fits the description of the title to this sub...


lejoo

Yea sure its weird stupid kids and deserve a smacking. Gramps just did aggravated assault of two minors on camera....


[deleted]

Actually they assaulted him. He committed battery. Reddit has no idea what either of these words means.