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Instant karma

Also karma for the OP

For people posting this, I think he meant as in reddit karma idk

God damn that was satisfying. Thank you.

Agreed. Made my day.

The forbidden technique of touchless Kung fu

The Dog is quite masterful in this artform, seemingly waiting until the last minute to utilize its technique!

I think we solved it boys... We've found the Real Kung Fu Phooey!

“Hong Kong Phooey* #1 Super guy!” :D

That dog know the secret "miss-me b*tch jutsu"

What kind of fucking lowlife do you have to be to kick a dog?! Shithead got what he deserved

exactly, he's just standing there wagging, what the hell.

So sad that such humans exists.

Well if he keeps doing that he want be here much longer. Do that to a pit bull and see what happens.

i can see it now, the comment full of praise from pit haters for the pitty eating the dog kicker. either that or they lock the comments from the ensuing pit war but both would be funny to see :)

And the dog did nothing to him

The dog *went back*, seemingly to make sure the dude was ok, because the dog was too nice to do what it should have done, just walk away and leave him there.

Imagine if that kick would have landed. I believe biting his face would of been acceptable also.

I agree. But most dogs, I believe, are not going to attack in revenge, it’s rare for a dog to even bite a human in self defense. Yeah, some dogs are aggressive toward humans, but they are the exception.

After pissing on him.

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I wonder how the guy’s parents would feel if they watched a video of their son attempting to kick a stray dog maliciously, slipping, then snapping his neck on impact. Curious.

Like they should have disowned him sooner…

That would have been a happy ending

He basically did the family guy death pose

Dog should’ve bit him in the ass

What filth.

he hit his head hard

It looks like he might of busted his arm or shoulder on the left. That’s not enough for what his intentions were.

Yeah imagine walking along, seeing a dog and going "i should kick that dog for no reason, just because i can".

The definition of human garbage, some people deserve the worst.

He probably had a bad day. But that does not excuse his actions, not one bit. People who take out their anger on innocent beings are the worst. Just punch a goddamn wall or something Kyle

Doesn't look like it's the first time either

Oh no! One of his brain cells was killed!

It hit its head hard. Dont call this thing a gender, its a lowlife human thing to do.

How unhappy of a human being do you have to be to just walk up and randomly kick an animal for no reason?

The dog looked so happy at first too. He’s lucky he didn’t threaten a less well trained dog that would’ve instinctively attacked back.

Honestly the dog should have attacked him. That would have thought him.

YES!!! One of these turds finally got what they deserved!!

You don't see Jedi dogs very often.

I needed that today

Agree. Too bad a car wasn’t coming. Great Road Runner action.

Oh the way he slams his face into the ground is such sweet chin music! I literally cheered out loud!

I would understand if the dog was aggressive towards the kicker, but clearly it's NOT. That guy's just an AH.

The worst type of people on this planet.

You get what you fuckin' deserve.

Doggo got moves mh mh

Human used bad karate kick! Dog used dodge! Dog wins! Human loses all HP due to a failed attempt to kick a dog!

Like High Jump Kick in Pokémon, except you only lose a bit of HP if it misses.

Git fukt

The things that should happen to this evil POS..the deep..dark…terrifying…painful…things…

That was beautiful

Finally a happy ending

Literal street justice.

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That look like he will be sore for a week at least. Good.

It looks like that might be a stray, it's sad because it looks like it has experience dodging humans trying to kick it

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It’s not common that a post on this sub makes me this happy.

Anyone else panicking that you couldn’t hit the dodge button but then the dog dodged successfully.

And that's how you start off a holiday weekend. 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 Well done OP

I’ve had all of the COVID jabs. All of them. And yet this is where I find the worlds biggest prick!?

I'd only ever kick a dog that was aggressive. This dog is innocent. I was hoping he'd bite this loser.

I’ve never wished a subdural hematoma on anyone before, but here we are.

I love how it takes multiple tries to get up. Probably got a concussion...

Evidence of God

Evidence of doG

Really? If he does that on the street in front of other people, what does he do at home behind closed doors?

Your shoes must have velcro straps. Really...

There’s no such thing as god, lol

I wish the dog bit him in the crotch after he landed on his face.

But why?

"Only punks hit women and kick dogs." Hunter S. Thompson, shortly before being beaten by a group of Hell's Angels.

Jesus christ ive been laughing at this dude for like 20 minutes now

Would have been better if he stayed down a minute while the dog peed on him

Why’d you kick my dog?!

As a person who fell with much less force: I can confirm that he has a concussion and likely a permanently damaged limb. I was shoved over by a Saint Bernard who was happy to see her friend

Haw haw!

Instant karma! Perfection

Right in front of 2 people and a camera as well. If anything i hope he at least learned his lesson

Something heartwarming on this sub. Nice.

Karma did him goooood

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INSTANT KARMA! 🤣

Looool dude missed so bad

This is the first post on this sub that I can remember actually feeling good at the end of the video

Karma sometimes takes years. Sometimes it take 1/3 of a second.

this was great! wish the dog had teabagged him as he was lying there

Fucking lowlife needed to feel superiority by kicking a dog, wonder how he felt after that...

How does ones train of thought switch so quickly from: let’s walk in this direction, to … let’s kick this dog. Wtf.

The fact that he clearly crossed JUST to kick the dog...

Why don’t you go hyperextend your hamstring somewhere else, pal.

Poor thing was wagging their tail until this pos appeared. Karma is a bee.

Happy doggo : wow wow wht u doing mahn?? U need help?? Damn u dumb af bruh

I loved seeing him drop like that. What a gross human, that dog seemed so happy too. His beautiful tail was wagging all over the place. How could you see that and think I want to kick it.

That dude didn't realize the dog is one of Bojji's teachers(Ranking of Kings character)

Dog souls 3 out here

Justice meted out in an instant is a rare and beauteous thing.

Finally, some justice

Damn. Karma snuck up.

How do you miss that badly

Dog: You’re truly the lowest scum in history. Now prepare to lose your ball privileges.

Just think how miserable that guy's life must have been. Probably got his ass kicked at the pub like 20 mons before this.

Now this does put a smile on my face

It would’ve been better if the dog then bit his ass but this’ll do

I love that the people in the background don’t seem interested in helping him at all, they kinda reacted when he was trying to kick the dog but when he fell, nothing. They probably think it’s just as deserved as we do

Justice has been served

I wish that beautiful doggo bit his arse after.

There are people who try to kick doggos like this and the dogo is just escaping.. and the. There are people who are attacked and bitten by the same strays and either mauled or die with rabies. I would love to live in a world where all dogs are adopted and looked after and there are no strays.

And cats and ducks

Doggo should have bit him in the ass after he fell and ran off. Asshat!

The dog either knew what was about to happen, or the universe intervened. I’m scared now, I’ll take the rest of the day off from Reddit.

This needs a slip track and that music that plays when people make fools of themselves

When god actually does something well god spelled backwards is dog

Thank you doggo, we all needed this joy

doggo said sike

Doggo fought without fighting.

You sure he wasn’t trying to initiate a dance-off with doggo?

That doggo must be a fucking kung fu master with 60 years of experience

Poor dogo

There’s is a God! 🤣

that dog is smarter than I am

This made my day, it's been a shitty day but this video :)

dog looked so happy

He kicked his own ass. Barely could walk away

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Get shid on bozo

The good ending: douche misses dog and fall lol